"Singing? I think it's better to forget it, sing in front of your big brother Yu, isn't that a big axe in front of Lu Ban and a big knife in front of Guan Gong? Well, I'll tell you the lyrics. Zhang Zheng said.

"Okay. The lyrics of a song are actually the most important thing. President, please. ”

"Brother Yu, listen well, the lyrics are like this: The rural baby has great ability, and he specializes in marrying a beautiful baby in the city. Marry more than a dozen of her, marry her and give birth to a baby at home. Giving birth to him is like planting sweet potatoes in the ground......"

"President Zhang, stop quickly. My major is bel canto, and my profession is singing opera, this kind of lyrics seems to be a bit popular, and singing popular songs is not my forte, so although I claim to be a singer and bring the word 'famous', but in the face of your profound songs, I can only sigh with songs. Without waiting for Zhang Zheng to finish speaking, Yu Shuang hurriedly interjected.

"Haha!" After listening to Zhang Daguanren's wonderful lyrics, everyone at the scene was amused and laughed.

"Brother Zhang, is this song specially composed for you?" Charlene will never let go of the opportunity to disgust Zhang Zheng, no, this girl took the lead in firing at Zhang Zheng.

"Sort of." Zhang Zheng replied with a smile.

"Sister Xia, not only did it create it for him, but if I want to see it, he made it up himself." Hu Manru said with disdain.

"Ahh I said Brother Zhang, did you really make it up? Wu Qianqian asked.

"Sort of." Zhang Daguan still replied with a smile.

"Sister Wu, do you see it? He definitely made it up. This is a rural baby, a baby baby, a company, and a sweet potato, and only he, a stinky guy, can make up such vulgar things. Lu Dayu said with a smile.

"This guy is eating in the bowl, looking at the spoon, looking at the pot, marrying more than a dozen as soon as he marries, this greedy and insufficient look is really infuriating." Liang Li said viciously.

"Sister Liang, what you said is not comprehensive, and there are a few more, you didn't say it." Zhang Zheng said.

"How many more?"

"That's right, such as 'thinking about the basin', 'looking at the bucket', 'looking at the tank', 'staring at the pool', 'looking at the lake', 'looking at the river', 'staring at the sea'......"

"Stop, you stinky guy, you know how to play with people, I, I ......" Zhang Zheng's string of nonsense suddenly made Liang Li's small universe explode.

"Lily, I don't think Brother Zhang is that kind of person, is he just teasing everyone." Qin Lan said.

"Sister Liang, don't be angry, didn't I make up the numbers for you? Since the brother said that he wanted to marry a dozen beautiful girls in the city, we can't talk nonsense, we have to have theoretical support. ”

"Haha!" Zhang Daguanren's theory caused another burst of happy laughter.

"I said Brother Zhang, this kind of thing of marrying a wife still needs theoretical support?" Zhang Qian, who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, is not willing to be lonely in the guest seat.

"Of course, so to speak, everything is inseparable from theoretical guidance. It is our party's fine tradition to use scientific theories to guide practice and develop theories in the course of innovative practice, so of course the practical activities of marrying a wife and having children are inseparable from theoretical guidance. ”

Look at how talented our Zhang Daguan is, in order to legitimize his statement, he actually raised the matter of marrying a wife and giving birth to a baby to a theoretical level.

"I said, Brother Zhang, what do you mean by 'giving birth to a baby is like planting sweet potatoes'?" Zhang Qian then asked.

"I said stinky girl, why are you so stupid? It would be so sad for Vice President Zhang to see that his daughter was a little fool. ”

"He, he's too lazy to care about me. Brother Zhang, don't talk nonsense, I just want to know why 'giving birth to a baby is like planting sweet potatoes'. ”

"Wow! Another big man in the army, Mr. Zhang, this is going to be eaten by the military and the land. "The people who had just calmed down began to talk again.

"Little girl, do you really want to know?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Of course."

"Brother tell you, because of the high yield of sweet potatoes, I proposed that giving birth to a baby should be like planting sweet potatoes, otherwise, when will I be able to complete the task of giving birth to a company."

"Poof!"

After listening to Zhang Daguan's strange explanation, the crowd couldn't help but squirt. My mother, no wonder Mr. Zhang has been competing with sweet potatoes, it turns out that people are trying to complete a company's plan to have a baby. However, what Mr. Zhang said is right, looking at Huaxia and even the world, the highest yield of crops is sweet potato, and it is not uncommon to have a yield of several thousand kilograms per mu, and it is not a myth that it is more than 10,000 catties.

"Haha! I said Brother Zhang, no wonder you are competing with sweet potatoes, it turns out that you are trying to complete the indicators of a company, you are ambitious! There are levels! Sister tops you! But you kid have to be careful. Charlene said.

"Sister Xia, what do you want my brother to watch out for?"

"What else can I watch out for? Of course, you have to beware of the old aunt in charge of family planning work asking you to settle accounts. ”