Chapter 890: Pickled Girl

Wang Xiaoshi watched Li Mingjun leave as if he was running away, laughed, and shouted from afar: "Take it easy, brother, there are some things that we can't eat, we who practice martial arts, it's okay to be full of Jingyuan's qi, but the key is that Li Ziyi can't stand it, haha"

When Li Mingjun heard this, he flashed faster, and Wang Xiaoshi suddenly remembered something: "Before you go to settle Li Ziyi's contract, you have to accompany me to Jincheng County." ”

Li Mingjun stood still when he heard this, and did not speak, but his eyes were full of doubt.

As soon as he talked about this, Wang Xiaoshi couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows: "Rub, Polo and Liu Yuewu reported to me that in the cave where Lao Tzu was injured, a dark room was found, which contained more than ten tons of gold and countless jewels, this time, we made a fortune, hahaha." ”

Li Mingjun looked at Wang Xiaoshi with a smug expression, and couldn't help but remind him: "Chief instructor, those gold must be handed over to the national treasury." ”

Wang Xiaoshi was still triumphant: "It's right to hand over to the national treasury, but this gold was snatched by Lao Tzu desperately, not only to maintain national security, but also to greatly increase the prestige of the nation, I have been in full swing, to apply to the higher authorities to retain 40% of the military spending, think about it, four tons of gold, our Ministry of Gods has made a fortune this time?" ”

Li Mingjun looked at Wang Xiaoshi like a fox who had stolen a hen, smiled from ear to ear, and couldn't help but shake his head.

In his opinion, being poor and rich in martial arts and having no money does have many obstacles to martial arts, but taking money too seriously will also hinder the progress of martial arts, thus hindering cultivation.

A guy like the chief instructor who loves women and money can also elevate his martial arts to an incredible realm, which makes Li Mingjun completely incomprehensible.

Wang Xiaoshi understood what Li Mingjun meant, snorted, and rubbed his hands: "Ciao, do you think Lao Tzu is greedy for money?" Do you dare to look down on Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu crushes your balls? ”

Li Mingjun shook his head, hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "Actually, Chief Instructor, I really don't understand, what do you want so much money for, we martial arts people, if the selfish distractions are too heavy, the realm can't be improved." ”

Wang Xiaoshi snorted: "You know a fart, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, Lao Tzu is not careful, he married one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight wives, each wife has to be raised, forget it, the most terrible thing is that Yaxuan's wife and An Lei's wife actually had a whim, what kind of charity do they want to do, open a sunset red nursing home, think about it, how much silver does this cost?" ”

"If it weren't for the fact that I really disliked the old woman in the club, I would have been a duck a long time ago and made money by selling/selling, do you think so many beautiful women like it and are happy? It's all responsibility, it's all about Lao Tzu. ”

He made a bitter face, counted for a long time with his fingers, and sighed miserably: "Forget it, let me tell you, you don't understand, God, who can be worse than me?" ”

Li Mingjun looked at Wang Xiaoshi shouting, shook his head helplessly, and left the training ground quickly.

Polo and Liu Yuewu were injured in the battle to sweep the Lunatic Cult, but after two days of cultivation, they were picked up by Wang Xiaoshi's 100,000 urgent military orders, and directly sent to the Lingshenguan as a door god, guarding the real money, silver and jewelry accumulated by the Lunatic Cult for more than a hundred years.

According to the jurisdiction, the helm of the Lunatic Worship Sect was originally supposed to be guarded by the Qingzhou Military Division, but Li Wenjie did not dare to fight with Wang Xiaoshi, so he had no choice but to dispatch the third company of the Tiger Special Battalion to obey the command of Polo and Liu Yuewu and guard the spiritual temple.

When Wang Xiaoshi arrived the next day, Polo and Liu Yuewu led a squad of soldiers to greet him, and Wang Xiaoshi slapped Polo happily: "Polo, let's Yelanwei, everyone is busy with their careers, has Teacher Liu done it?" Don't disgrace our brothers. ”

As soon as he talked about this, Polo smiled, and his eyebrows were full of happiness and pride: "Chief instructor, I am your soldier, your ability to pick up girls, not to mention learning fifty percent, so-so also comprehended thirty percent, I'm really embarrassed, last night, Teacher Xiao Liu had left me overnight." ”

"Haha, you kid has a set, but you legs"

Wang Xiaoshi slapped the polo on the shoulder, the polo groaned, his legs and feet suddenly weakened, and he almost fell to the ground, Wang Xiaoshi frowned: "Isn't the injury good yet?" ”

Liu Yuewu laughed with good intentions, looked at the polo with squeezed eyebrows, and looked at the polo with a narrow face: "Chief instructor, don't listen to his nonsense, what little teacher Liu left him overnight, it's all a lie, the truth of the truth is that people don't pay attention to this guy at all." ”

"Polo took advantage of the rest of the house, sneaked up to the fifth floor, peeked through the window, but just saw Xiao Liu Teacher is changing clothes, this thing is flustered, nosebleeds, so he planted it headlong, bad cake also, woohoo lament, hahaha"

Polo's face turned red, and he said strongly: "You know a fart, Lao Tzu is called a bitter meat trick, Teacher Xiao Li saw that I fell my leg and personally helped me with medicine, when it comes to pickle girls, Lao Tzu is not as good as the chief instructor, is it not as good as your stupid and coarse Lao Liu?" ”

Wang Xiaoshi and Liu Yuewu laughed together, Wang Xiaoshi shook his head: "Yes, yes, this trick is really used to croak, and it is my true biography, but you have a broken leg, I don't think it's pretending, right?" ”

Polo's face turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "Mistake, I didn't expect that I could break my leg on the fifth floor, and the doctor has already connected my bones, and it will be good in two or three weeks, this is not the point, the point is Teacher Liu Ying, help me with medicine, don't you think this is a great progress?" ”

Wang Xiaoshi and Liu Yuewu shook their heads together, and Liu Yuewu also took the opportunity to mend the knife: "Pull it down, in the end, you are Teacher Liu's life-saving benefactor, can people watch you break your leg?" I think gratitude is gratitude, and true feelings, you can't fight together, you better find another way, take the opportunity to learn from the chief instructor is the king. ”

Polo had a black face, and he also knew in his heart what Liu Yuewu said, I am afraid it was true, so he shook his head helplessly and sighed.

Wang Xiaoshi smiled and said slowly: "Pick up a girl, first of all, you can't let the girl know your intentions, appear around her quietly, get close to her, show your charm, and conquer her with your personal charm, instead of blindly stalking, this will only make the girl wary, like a frightened deer, and run away, understand?" ”

Polo and Liu Yuewu scratched their heads together, and Polo said honestly: "I don't understand." ”

Wang Xiaoshi scolded: "Jiao, I don't understand this, to put it simply, what girls need, you show your corresponding charm, there are girls who like handsome guys, you clean up and handsome, play cool and handsome, and if there are girls who like warmth, you play the role of a confidant uncle, the brother next door, comfort and care." ”

"Some girls like a sense of security, you deliberately show your mature and steady side, in short, what girls want, we play the corresponding role, to sum up, it is four words, responsive."

He laughed: "Count it up, there are more women who like money, and they are the easiest to hook up with, but those women are just prey, and they are not worthy of being treated sincerely." ”

Polo was a little in a daze, and said in a daze: "So, what does Teacher Xiao Liu like?" ”

Wang Xiaoshi gave him a heavy shudder, and said angrily: "Even you don't know, how do I know, it's over, what I said to you just now is all in vain, you don't understand it at all." ”

Polo groaned, covered his head, and didn't know why.

Liu Yuewu sighed: "Teacher Liu's family was all killed, she was arrested by the kidnappers, and she was tortured physically and mentally. ”

"Think about it, if at this moment, a warm and steady man who knows cold and hot suddenly falls from the sky, comforts her, is considerate of her, and helps her take care of chores at home, will there be ripples of love in Teacher Liu's heart?"

Polo's eyes lit up, but he shook his head in the end: "Help Teacher Xiao Liu solve problems and comfort her, these things are what I should have done, but I can't use these small favors in exchange for Teacher Xiao Liu's true feelings, in this case, I will also lose the prestige of the chief instructor and the Yelanwei brothers." ”

"Jiao, this is an elm head, it's hopeless."

Liu Yuewu scolded and scolded, but Wang Xiaoshi smiled, and applauded again and again: "Okay, polo is really a person in temperament, I wish to be a person with one heart, and the white head is not separated, I believe that your true feelings will definitely be able to move Mr. Liu, just do it, we will cheer for you." ”

Polo was a little hesitant, worried that what Wang Xiaoshi said was the opposite, so he hesitated again and again, and then dragged on.

Liu Yuewu couldn't get used to his appearance, and scolded: "Straighten up my waist like a man, your polo is now a lieutenant of the republic, you are afraid of a ball." ”

Polo glanced back at Wang Xiaoshi and Liu Yuewu, suddenly puffed up his chest and strode forward.

Half an hour later, Wang Xiaoshi took Liu Yuewu and Li Mingjun to the underground secret room of the chief helm of the Lunatic Worship Sect again, but as soon as he entered it, he saw Feng Yinxue dressed in white, otherworldly, elegant and standing at the mouth of the cave, like a jade tree and a white lotus piling up snow, so beautiful that it could not be described.

Wang Xiaoshi's body shrank, and Liu Yuewu was also startled, lowered his head, and didn't dare to look at Feng Yinxue's appearance. Only Li Mingjun looked at his nose and his nose, and his nose looked at his heart, and he didn't say a word.

"You're coming"

Feng Yinxue obviously had her back to Wang Xiaoshi, but she seemed to have eyes on the back of her head, and said lightly, and at the same time her eyes swept Liu Yuewu and Li Mingjun, and said lightly: "I have something to talk about with Wang Xiaoshi, these two comrades, can you avoid it?" ”

Li Mingjun left first, Liu Yuewu couldn't ask for it, and turned around and left as if he had been amnestied, for him, the cold aura on Feng Yinxue's body was extremely stinging, and naturally the farther away the better.

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