Chapter 38 Story
Facing everyone's questioning eyes, Feng Ping's mind turned sharply, and he muttered to the other party: "On the way back from your house to send her back here last night, she had to take the path to say that it was much closer, and she fell into the rabbit pit all of a sudden......"
"You're the rabbit." Zuo Yalan scolded and left with a smile.
In the midst of everyone's laughter, Feng Ping's thigh was twisted by Fang Shu, and she said angrily: "You dare to make such a joke with your aunt? ”
Joke? I almost got in! Feng Ping hurriedly said: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, she loves to joke, how can she complain about others if she falls!" ”
This explanation can be accepted by other people, but Fang Shu will not be satisfied, "hum", and said hatefully: "I'll talk about it when I go back!" ”
"That's it, let Brother Ping kneel on the washboard when I go back." Shi Lei and the others laughed tacitly.
"Stone, you're a kid, aren't you?" Fengping gritted his teeth.
"How dare I!" Shi Lei said as he squeezed his eyebrows with the others.
He is the only one among the brothers who is not convinced, he has always had excellent grades since he was a child and thinks he is handsome and Yushu Linfeng, seeing that he is about to get a diploma from a key university, he is not so close to this group of promising partners.
There is another reason that makes him extremely dissatisfied with Fengping, even to the point of hostility.
Feng Ping didn't know the reason, but he only smiled faintly and didn't pay much attention to it, originally his relationship with Fang Shu was well known.
turned to ask Zhu Haitang: "Are you sure to be admitted to university?" ”
"There's no hope at all." Zhu Haitang is quick to talk.
Shi Lei smiled: "That's better, otherwise you should kick Lixin." ”
Zhu Haitang was displeased when he heard this, and said, "Do you think everyone is as snobbish as you?" ”
After a pause, he turned to Shan Hongmei and said, "You can be careful, this product is a contemporary Chen Shimei." ”
"Yes." Zhao Lixin affectionately hugged Zhu Haitang's shoulders and said: "We Haitang are affectionate and righteous, who will be like you!" ”
After saying that, he laughed with everyone, but he stopped abruptly before he laughed halfway, because Zhu Haitang thought he was elbowed on his stomach.
Zhu Haitang, who was robbed of Shilei and was unhappy, dared to be angry and dared not speak out, but when he saw Zhao Lixin deflated, he laughed and said: "You deserve it, but don't slap your face again." ”
None of the others followed, just smiled bitterly at each other, it turned out that there was a story here: Zhao Lixin was weak and afraid of things when he was in elementary school, and Zhu Haitang, who was in the same class, did not let his eyebrows be shaved, and the two liked to be together but often quarreled because of disagreements.
And Lixin didn't dare to fight back, so he only jumped up and scolded: "X your mother, you beat people." ”
Before he could say anything, he was hit the left and right cheeks, "I told you to scold." "Zhu Haitang is a female man!
"X your sister, you wait." Lixin, who was so stunned that there were little stars in front of him, thought of moving the troops, but he was dizzy and didn't run two steps before he was chased and pressed down, and he was beaten up by the horseman.
Feng Ping saw Zhao Lixin's face change, and said with a busy smile: "The two of them are considered to be married, and they will wait for the martial arts to recruit relatives." ”
Yan glanced at everyone and said: "I dare to assert that none of the couples here have a strong relationship!" ”
This remark aroused the dissatisfaction of Fang Shu and Lu Ling, and they "hummed" in unison.
Xiong Yu, who is five big and three thick, sighed: "You are all in pairs, just me is a single figure, it makes people not want to live when I think about it, God is not fair!" ”
Fang Shu immediately said: "As soon as you see a girl talking to you, you blush, your neck is thick, and you stammer, who do you blame?" ”
Shi Lei said disappreciably: "We are all still good students, whoever dares to touch anyone's ass like Boss Feng!" ”
After finishing speaking, he laughed, but this time no one followed, and Fang Shu raised his eyebrows and asked him directly: "Who else has he touched?" You make it clear. ”
Shi Lei was speechless and embarrassed.
Shang Zhihong glanced at him with disdain, and said to everyone: "Xiaoshi is often pretentious and looks down on me, how does he know that everyone is not familiar with him because of the face of the wind boss, otherwise which brother-in-law is willing to associate with this kind of small-minded and self-proclaimed smart and teasing others." ”
"Who are you talking about?" Shi Lei's face changed immediately, and the two had long looked at each other unpleasantly.
"What roar? Which tickle the skin to raise his hand, I free for him to loosen. ”
Feng Ping had to press the stubble, they were all partners who grew up together, and he naturally knew that the two of them couldn't pee in the same pot, if they were allowed to quarrel, it was really possible to do it!
His years of prestige were still there, and the two of them bowed their heads and were speechless. At this time, the waiter delivered a few dishes one after another, and everyone began to pour wine and chopsticks.
After three cups, Shi Lei suggested that Fengping "clear the customs", and it was the kind that was not limited. He has a good reason: "I haven't been together for more than half a year, and as the boss, I should drink more." ”
Feng Ping was still hesitating, Shang Zhihong threw a look at him, and said loudly: "Brother Ping is afraid, it's better." ”
Feng Ping nodded, and started with Fang Shu on the left, and the two of them touched a glass with a small wine cup.
Next was Zhao Lixin, and without waiting for him to speak, he said: "I'll drink a big cup, Brother Ping is free." "Drink it yourself.
Zhu Haitang, Lu Ling, and Shang Zhihong followed suit, which made Shi Lei very unhappy. said to Xiong Yu: "If you let him pass the test easily like this, don't blame me for not helping you with your homework." ”
"Oh, your aunt came here today?" Feng Ping was not happy.
Shi Lei smiled and said unhurriedly: "Boss Feng misunderstood, you don't know the customs of our place, and everyone thinks it's disrespectful if you don't let your face have a little color." Besides, I've never seen you drunk before. And there is truth in that, and that is how it is customary.
Feng Ping smiled and said, "Okay, I'm drunk and you kid will go to the checkout." ”
Shi Lei was unmoved, he knew that Fengping was the kind of master who wanted to save face, and after all, he would never do it.
Xiong Yu was very conflicted in his heart, although he respected Boss Feng, he also needed the help of Shi Lei, who had excellent academic performance, especially now that he was approaching the college entrance examination, and his future was great!
Feng Ping didn't embarrass him, and after filling the wine glass, he asked directly, "How to drink?" ”
"Bottle press." Shi Lei looked at the bottle of Zhang Gonggao's wine, which had just been poured no more than three taels, and actually made the master for others.
"Come dumb, with a big cup." Xiong Yu's words made Feng Ping a little surprised.
This kind of finger-pressing game Feng Ping loses less and wins more because of his extremely fast reaction, and when he sees Xiong Yu's melancholy eyes, he understands his true thoughts: not to offend both in this way of suffering losses. Good brothers!
There was no suspense in the result, one to five, Xiong Yu couldn't wake up on the table before the fifth cup was finished!
"It's our turn." Feng Ping's expression when he looked at Shi Lei was like a fox looking at a chicken, and if he dared to provoke, he would let you be carried home.
He sneered again: "I'd rather let Aunt Lin (Shi Lei's mother) come to the door again today, and let your kid know what the concept of the word boss is." ”
As soon as the words landed, Zhao Lixin burst out laughing, and laughed so hard that he burst into tears.
Zhu Haitang twisted him and scolded: "What kind of nerves do you have? ”
Zhao Lixin still couldn't stop, gasping and said, "There's a story here, can you listen to it?" ”
"Say it quickly." No one paid attention to Shi Lei's eyes that wanted to kill Zhao Lixin.
Zhao Lixin began to narrate: "We are not far from home, and we all play together before school. It was a game of catching thieves by the police, and the stone had been smarter than ordinary people since childhood, so it took a lot of effort for everyone to take it out of the wheat stack, and everyone was very dissatisfied and decided to punish this 'capitalist roader'.
Brother Ping came up with a good idea, using the red wool stolen from home, first wrapping his hands in the middle, hanging the top on the neck stalk, and the small ** with the stone tied to the bottom to parade through the street......"
"Lixin, you're fucking dead." Shi Lei immediately blushed, gritted his teeth, and glared angrily.
The others clutched their bellies and laughed.
"I'm not done yet."
Zhao Lixin didn't pay attention to Shi Lei at all, and preached to everyone vividly: "Who knew that the wool was poisonous, and it didn't take long for his thing to swell......
"I'll kill you." The embarrassed and angry stone barrier grabbed Zhao Lixin from the other person.
But Zhao Lixin was not only not afraid, but also continued after hiding behind Feng Ping: "As a result, his mother found Brother Ping's house and made a fuss, saying that the consequences were serious, and he didn't necessarily care about it when he grew up." ”
After saying this, he asked Shi Lei, whose lips trembled with anger: "Is there any sequelae?" ”
"Alright, enough is enough." Feng Ping wanted to sink his face, but he couldn't help but laugh again.
"It's all your doing!" Fang Shu couldn't straighten up with a smile, and simply lay down in Fengping's arms and beat it lightly with a powder fist.
"I've got a few soles!"
Xiong Yu raised his head at this time and said aggrievedly: "It's all the idea of Boss Feng and his own hands." ”
"How many times did Uncle Feng hit you?" Fang Shu asked Feng Ping directly, but where would he answer!
"At this point, no one is allowed to mention this matter again. The hot dish is coming up, and I'll talk about it after eating it for a while. "Feng Ping diverted everyone's attention.
"Xiao Pingping was very naughty when he was a child, and many moves couldn't even be thought of by adults, and his parents couldn't do anything about him!" Zuo Yalan, who personally delivered the food, introduced it to everyone with a smile.
"If you talk nonsense, you won't be paid for food." The wind is calm.
"I'm afraid you won't make it!" Zuo Yalan threw a look at him that only the two of them could read, twisted his waist and left.
"Brother Ping, tell me your story in the army, right? Lixin's father said that in October this year, he also asked Lixin to go to the army for training. "Zhu Haitang is very interested in the affairs of the troops.
Feng Ping smiled bitterly and said: "A group of young people who have nowhere to vent their energy have eaten and lived together for a long time, what can they say!" As long as you can rest assured that Ren Lixin will be beaten around in the army, you can let him train for a few years. But maybe he will be able to grow up and beat his wife. ”
I heard that the begonia has a small face!
"Without further ado, it's time for the two of us." Feng Ping made a guessing gesture towards the stone barrier.
"Don't worry." Shi Lei pointed at Shan Hongmei and said to him, "There is one more talent that will be my turn." ”
"I'm sorry." Feng Ping apologized to this old classmate who had not said a word except for laughing since he sat down.
Shan Hongmei smiled silently, but made a move that shocked everyone, directly opened a bottle of wine, and then said: "Just like classmate Xiong, the bottle is pressed with wine." ”
Fengping was a little confused, what did the seemingly weak Shan Hongmei want to do?
His thoughts involuntarily flew to that evening self-study more than a year ago, when he deliberately ignored Fang Shu for more than a year because Zuo Fenglan scolded him for getting Fang Shu drunk and plotting against him, etc., making many people think that they really broke off their relationship.
Shan Hongmei mustered up the courage to ask him to meet, and in order to make Fang Shu die, he accepted the invitation and talked for more than an hour on the side of the school playground, and they had a good impression of each other, but they couldn't talk about feelings or anything like that.
The next day, after hearing that Fang Shu had a conversation with her, the two resumed their normal relationship with classmates, although they also met and greeted, but never mentioned dating again.
"There's no need to drink so much, right?" Feng Ping has the meaning of negotiation.
Shan Hongmei was silent, looking at him with a smile, Feng Ping knew that there was ridicule in it.
Fang Shu next to her couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted straight to her: "Male to male, female to female, let's drink." ”
Shan Hongmei nodded and said, "Yes, but you have to wait for Boss Feng to pass the customs." ”
"I've heard that there are good female drinkers, is that the kind of person like Shan Classmate?" Feng Ping smiled, looked at the triumphant stone barrier again, and knew that today would never be good!