Chapter 016: Thinking Crookedly
Zhou Xiaolei said angrily: "Say it quickly, I didn't see you so long-winded." ”
Wen Jun touched the bridge of his straight nose, blushed and said, "It is said that the silver fox is ...... When in love, it secretes a substance with a special smell, which induces... Lure the male fox to come with... This smell is called 'Silver Fox Sao'. ”
", you...... Are you a ...... kid Itchy skin? Zhou Xiaolei pinched his waist embarrassedly and scolded hatefully, eager to find a crack in the ground and get into it on the spot.
I'm dizzy, this kid really dares to say it! Although the old lady asked you to say it, don't you have to say it so bluntly, won't you be tactful? According to what you say, the "silver fox sao" emanating from the old lady is also leading... Seducing men? Zhou Xiaolei thought shyly, I'm bah! As long as a man smells this smell, he can't wait to run as far as he wants, and who dares to match it...... Match... Seed?
"Sister Xiaolei, pain, pain......" Wen Jun was so aggrieved that he almost wanted to cry, and secretly slandered in his heart, women are two-faced and duplicitous animals, obviously you have to force me to say it, and now I look like a victim, "I said it or not, you just want me to say, now ......"
"You still say!" The "crab claw" pinched his waist was forced again, Zhou Xiaolei blushed, and was almost ashamed of herself, as if as long as she pinched it gently, her delicate face could drip blood.
"Sister Xiaolei, can't I shut up? Can you let go of this hand too? It really hurts. Wen Jun begged aggrievedly, but he didn't kneel down for her.
"Death! See if you dare to say no in the future? A pair of big watery eyes rolled towards Wen Jun, Zhou Xiaolei blushed and scolded, seeing that he looked pitiful and stupid, so she unhurriedly let go of the "phoenix claw" attached to him.
Wen Junyan rubbed her psoas muscles, which were a little blue, and said with bared teeth: "Sister Xiaolei, find a quiet place, I'll operate on you." ”
Zhou Xiaolei asked with some surprise: "Xiaojun, do you still have to have surgery?" ”
"yes, what's wrong?" Wen Jun smiled weirdly and said jokingly, "Do you think I'm a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, just post a character and squirt a sip of water there?" ”
Zhou Xiaolei smiled, and then asked with a hesitant face: "Xiaojun, don't you want to go to the hospital for surgery?" ”
"Sister Xiaolei, this is just a minor operation, you don't have to go to the hospital." Wen Jun touched the bridge of his straight nose and said with a smile, "Before the operation, you have to take a shower and change into looser clothes." ”
The flush on Zhou Xiaolei's face reappeared, her big watery eyes rolled at him, and she said angrily: "Xiao Junjun, why do you still want to take a bath, don't think about crooked places." ”
"Sister Xiaolei, you want to be crooked." Wen Jun said seriously, "I'm a doctor, if you don't listen to me, the operation will not be satisfactory, and you will bear all the consequences." ”
Zhou Xiaolei's face was red for a while, white for a while. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said with a red face: "Okay, just go to my place, I live alone, no one disturbs." ”
Wen Jun smiled at her naturally and said, "Okay, let's go." ”
As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the orange Maserati flew forward like an arrow.
Not long after, Maserati drove into the "riverside villa complex" and stopped in the courtyard of a villa.
The green trees and green grass, the lotus in the pool, are refreshing.
Walking into the villa, Wen Jun, a turtle, seemed to be dumbfounded, and his charming peach blossom eyes could hardly be opened.
A crystal lamp hangs from the ceiling, glowing with bright and brilliant colors; In the center of the hall, a large LCD TV is embedded in the wall; The soft white Italian leather sofa lies quietly in front of the cool, fashionable and shiny glass coffee table...... This decoration style gives people the feeling that it is flashy but not luxurious, glamorous but not demonic.
He asked stupidly: "Sister Xiaolei, you are a little policeman, where did you come to such a luxurious villa?" ”
"Giggle...... Stupid not to pull a few. Zhou Xiaolei's big watery eyes glanced at him like silk, and said coquettishly, "Xiao Junjun, are you from the Independent Commission Against Corruption?" ”
"I'm just curious, Sister Xiaolei, just as if I didn't say anything." Wen Jun smiled awkwardly.
"Leave you alone, I'll go take a shower first." Zhou Xiaolei waved her hand at him, red... Cute barefoot, walking up the spiral staircase.
Wen Jun had a wicked smile on his face and ordered: "Sister Xiaolei, wash it slowly, wash it white and tender, wash off the smell of perfume on your body, and I'll give you acupuncture later." ”
Zhou Xiaolei stood on the stairs, threw him a few charming eyes, and ran away in shame.
Wen Jun walked into the kitchen with a food bag containing yellow eel, raw mussel shell, vinegar, and two pots.
Wen Jun found a small sharp knife in the cupboard, slaughtered the yellow eel, dripped the blood into the prepared glass, opened the cap of the second pot head, poured some pungent liquor into the glass, and then picked up the glass and shook it slowly until the blood and liquor were completely mixed.
After washing the appearance of the two raw mussel shells I bought, I put them in a basin, filled them with a small amount of water, and then dripped in a few vinegars.
After doing this, Wen Jun stretched his waist, holding a cup in one hand and a basin in the other, walked out of the kitchen, and walked directly upstairs.
I don't know which room is Zhou Xiaolei's boudoir, Wen Jun swept around the corridor with a pair of thief eyes, and saw a door hidden, so he walked over and looked inside, and then walked in.
Listening attentively, there was a "whooshing" sound of running water in the bathroom, and Wen Jun concluded that this was her boudoir. So he placed the glass and basin in his hand on a writing desk by the windowsill.
Different from the living room downstairs, Zhou Xiaolei's boudoir is designed in pure warm colors, which looks warm and elegant. Especially the oversized Simmons, which seemed very comfortable, Wen Jun immediately had an urge to lie on it.
Anyway, it's waiting for someone, standing is waiting, sitting is waiting, lying down is waiting. Who wants to stand while sitting? Who wants to sit while lying down? Isn't that sick?
Wen Jun jumped into the dragon gate, pounced on the soft and comfortable Simmons, hugged the thin air-conditioned quilt, and imagined that he was holding Zhou Xiaolei's bewitching and plump body.
"Ahh......h
Suddenly, a sound of "Didi ......" sounded.
Wen Jun looked up and saw that it was a beautiful alarm clock on the desk, half past two in the afternoon!