Chapter 1506 Six-inch Sausage (One More Flowers)
"Of course there is, don't you see that pillar is longer than my legs, why don't you say it's a beauty?" Zhu Yuanyuan pointed to a pillar in the hall and said.
"Haha!" After listening to Zhu Yuanyuan's words, everyone couldn't help laughing after looking at the pillar in the hall.
"I said Sister Zhu, is there such an analogy with you?"
"I mean, to judge whether you are a beauty, you can't just look at the thighs, you should look at the overall image, such as whether the face is beautiful, whether the skin color is white, and whether the eyes are charming......"
"Isn't the ass quite upright, ** is it big enough......"
"Hey! Hi! I said Xiaohui, do I mean that? Zhu Yuanyuan said.
"Sister Zhu, aren't you going to talk about this next?" Zhang Xiaohui said.
"Nonsense, I wouldn't say that like you."
"Sister Zhu, what are you going to say?"
"I was going to say this: are the buttocks quite upright, are the breasts big enough......"
"Hey! I said I wish my sister, one ass, one buttocks; A **, a boobs, isn't this half a catty, a ball? Zhang Xiaohui said with a smile.
"Haha! Okay, you're a stinky girl, you look so delicate and beautiful, but you're full of foul language, so sister, how can I say hello to you? Zhu Yuanyuan said with a smile.
"Haha, I saw so many sisters gathered together, laughing and singing, so lively, happy for a while, there is no door on this mouth. Ladies and sisters, I'm really sorry for everyone. Zhang Xiaohui said with a smile.
"You stinky girl, you have a virtue with your brother, his big mouth is the same as your small mouth, and he often doesn't guard the door." Charlene laughed.
"If I don't say I'm his sister, he's my brother, of course our brother and sister have to be the same." Zhang Xiaohui said.
"Okay, you guys don't have to argue about long legs, hips and big breasts, let Brother Zhang continue to answer the questions." Lu Dayu said.
"I said Sister Lu, didn't I finish answering? Are you still finished? Zhang Zheng said.
"What do you mean it's endless? Of the three questions, you only answered two questions, and one question was not answered? Lu Dayu said.
"What's the problem?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Didn't Charlene ask you how many flowers you picked?"
"Ahh That's what I said, how can I really pick it up? Zhang Zheng said.
"Why?"
"What else? Sister Lu, do you think, the five flowers in our Dongshan political arena are already wives and mothers, brother, I just have that thief heart, and I can't really pick them. What's more, there are Aunt Wang and Aunt Ye in these five flowers, and I can't even be nonsense, brother, don't you say? ”
"You seem to have some truth in what you say, that is, you plan to pick none of them?"
"Needless to say? To be able to have you superb beauties, brother, I am already satisfied, why should I risk the bad name of ** to destroy other people's families? Can't you? ”
"you, you are not related by blood, where did you come from? You're a kid with pure misnomer. Lu Dayu said.
"I mean, the ancients said that the wives of brothers should not be deceived, let alone that they are either aunts or elder sisters. Besides, brother, although I am not a party member cadre, our ideological consciousness should be higher than that of the ancients, and higher than that of party members and cadres, right? ”
"The more you kid talk, the more unsound it becomes, what does this kind of thing have to do with party members and cadres and ideological consciousness?" Lu Dayu said.
"Sister Lu, this kind of thing has nothing to do with ideological consciousness, so what does it have to do with it?"
"Of course, it has to do with my own requirements." Lu Dayu replied.
"Sister Lu, what do you mean?"
"What I mean is very simple, just take control of your own six-inch sausage." Lu Dayu said.
"Sister Lu, what do you mean by this six-inch sausage?" Zou Shiqing asked.
"Shiqing, do you really want to know?" Lu Dayu asked.
"Well, I wonder how this six-inch sausage is different from other sausages."
"I'm sorry girl, though you want to know. But sister, I really can't tell you? Lu Dayu said matter-of-factly.
"Why?
"Because it involves the issue of inappropriateness for children, as a CCTV employee, I have to consider the social impact."
"Ahh I said Sister Lu, what did you say? Isn't it just a sausage? How does it have to do with children and social influence? Zou Shiqing said puzzled.
"Stinky girl, what do you know? This sausage is an unusual sausage, huh? ”
"Why don't I understand? Although sausages are different in thickness, length, and meat, when it comes to heaven, isn't it still a sausage? After all, it's just a **, Sister Lu, are you so mysterious? Zou Shiqing said.
"Haha!" After listening to Zou Shiqing's words, these beauties couldn't help laughing.
"Hey! Hi! I said, sisters, what are you laughing at? ”
"Stinky girl, because your description of sausages is too graphic." Liang Li said with a smile.