Yunkai finally realized that it was fundamentally a mistake to let the watch bracelet, the world's first cheap bird, come to the flower world of Yudu.

What's worse is that it is also mixed with the little fat man who has no discipline and no lower limit in the windmill car.

Windmill Che is known as the "Bai Xiaosheng" of Yuzhou University, and to put it bluntly, he is a gossip king. This thing made a big fuss on the campus forum and said that from the president of Yuzhou University to the president of Weiguangzheng and Xiaoqiang in the men's dormitory, as long as it is a living creature on campus, there is no data that no one else can't do.

This remark provoked a series of spoofs that ruined the three views online and offline.

As a network hacker in the era of big data, windmill car children's shoes are still very appealing on the forum, and the big V of the cliff. The school flower list and the school grass list of Yuzhou University were all made under his auspices, and Jin Yutang, who was on the school flower list, not the top of the school grass list, hated him to the core......

After the windmill said this, he replied to thousands of posts and clicked more than 10,000 times that day, which fully showed the building skills of Chongqing University students, and beat the speed of Pengcheng of "one floor in three days".

The reply to the water army that is so idle that it hurts is the same:

"You don't have to pay taxes to brag, do you? How many hairs does Principal Jiang have you made? Did you make this semester's high math exam questions? How many Xiaoqiang are in the fish-flavored shredded pork in the canteen at noon, do you make them? Brother's length and diameter, did you make it......"

"Upstairs, I'm your bunk. Your length and diameter are variables, not constants, which apply to the uncertainty principle of quantum mechanics, the only thing that can be determined is the duration, one second ......"

"! I'm ugly, but I'm long-lasting! ”

"This post prohibits irrigation! Windmill car, brother supports you to make a top ten 'golden gun' list! ”

"Upstairs, you can't be on the Golden Gun List, but you can be on the 'Silver (Lewd) Sword (Cheap) List......"

"This is a pure college campus, and the heavy taste is rough!"

“……”

After the water sticker exceeded 800 floors, the windmill had to stand up, and conducted a statistical survey on the data and information that everyone was most interested in, including the silver sword list, the murder weapon list, the food list, the local tyrant list, etc., and the final survey results showed that 73.6% of the girls were most interested in the local tyrant list; And 88.2 percent of the boys, the most emotional and interesting is the murder weapon list.

The ratio of male and female students in Yuzhou University, according to the male students, is "a couple and a pair of bases", and the female students say that "a rotten girl watches 3P", so the murder weapon list is the focus of this list.

The windmill is in trouble. The breast enlargement underwear in this year is too powerful, and the visual inspection is not accurate, and the "murder weapon" grows on other girls, and people will not take the initiative to declare, even if they declare, it may not be credible, how to get first-hand real data?

There was a lot of schadenfreude on the forum, and they ridiculed him for his "Bai Xiaosheng" signboard, which is probably going to be smashed this time.

A well-wisher gave him a trick and said: "This data, the girlfriends in the same dormitory should be very clear." You can conduct a bounty investigation, and under the heavy reward, there will be traitors......"

This idea was immediately refuted: "Nine out of ten of the information revealed by the traitors is false. It's better to ask your girlfriend than to ask your boyfriend - under the heavy reward, there will be a brave man! ”

"What if you don't have a boyfriend's swollenness?"

"A girl who can't even find a male ticket, how big can the murder weapon be?"

"Upstairs couldn't be more wrong. The well-known spicy man can at least rank in the top three, right? She doesn't have a male ticket either? ”

“……”

I have to say that the windmill car is also quite hard for the name of "Bai Xiaosheng". He spent an entire afternoon skimming through all the posts, and didn't see a single piece of solid advice, before finally hitting the bracelet.

Like a bracelet, like a firefly in the night, the world can't hide its dazzling light, and it will become the focus of attention wherever it goes, so the fact that it can speak human words is soon exposed to windmills and others.

With the background of a windmill car, even a genetic warrior has been seen in Qianjimen, and he is not surprised by the magic of the bracelet, but takes it to the campus to walk birds all day long, and has become a buddy who talks about everything.

The original plan of the windmill was to go to the road maniac and steal some unmanned aircraft. Those unmanned aircraft the size of bees can be done in less than half a day by drilling into the girls' dormitory early in the morning, but the problem is that the risk is a bit high, and once it is discovered, it will definitely be hunted down by the girls of the whole school.

On the other hand, although the windmill has no discipline and no lower limit, it still has a moral bottom line. The photos taken by the drone have to be examined one by one to draw conclusions, right? Although he was very excited about this, he couldn't do it for the time being, so the best way was to let the watch bracelet come out.

Bracelets are non-human creatures and should be exempt from moral and legal restrictions - I haven't heard of a girl who shy away from cats or vanals when changing clothes......

After Yunkai formed the live-action LOL team, his one-bedroom faculty dormitory became a collective activity room for the "Freedom Alliance" team. The windmill had the key to his dormitory, and when he entered the door, he saw the bracelet standing on the windowsill dozing off, looking listless.

The windmill picked at its hook mouth and asked, "Bracelet?" ”

The bracelet glanced at him, closed his eyes again, and said, "Go aside, brother doesn't want to talk to Fat Paper!" ”

Windmill stammered and asked, "I said, cousin, are you sick?" If you are sick, you have to be cured......"

"You're sick, your whole family is sick!"

The bracelet replied in annoyance: "Brother had insomnia last night, and I thought all night about the meaning of life......

"Flutter!" The windmill had just taken a big sip of water in its mouth, and it all squirted out.

"Then the conclusion of your thinking is Shenma?"

"Brother wants to create a race, the second intelligent race on the earth, and this matter is the meaning of my cousin's existence for the time being." After announcing his ideals, the bracelet stretched out his little wings to cover his mouth, made a yawn gesture and said, "This question is too profound, and you don't understand it." Brother will make up for sleep first and then ......"

"Sleep, sleep, you're paralyzed!"

The windmill doesn't bother to pay attention to the ideals of the bracelet and just wants it to help steal the BRA. Since I am embarrassed to peep, I can only judge the size of the contents by the outer packaging - this basic physics common sense, windmill car still understands, after all, there are not many female students from Yuzhou University who go to South Korea for surgery and fraud.

The windmill muttered for a long time, saying that he wanted to create a "murder weapon list" that shocked Chinese universities, and first tried it from Yuzhou University......

"You let me be a thief? Don't do it! The bracelet's eyes gleamed with YD's, but his lips firmly refused it.

It's not that I don't want to do it, but I don't dare to do it—it's not that I didn't do it in Butterfly Valley, and then I was caught by a snake player and locked up in a cage for three days and three nights.

Another reason is that the total number of students at Yuzhou University exceeds 60,000. According to the ratio of men to women, there are more than 15,000 girls, even if it is tired and vomits blood, it can't steal it all?

The windmill was asking for people, oh no, for birds, and explained in a low voice, "Not so much! Those who can enter the top ten in the whole school have long been famous in various departments and classes. Through the shortlist recommendation and visual data screening, less than 50 people made it to the finalist list......"

"There are only fifty people in Zhendi? Brother doesn't read much, don't lie to me! "The bracelet looks full of energy, and there is still a trace of sleepiness in his eyes?

"If you have more, you will strike directly, and I will take you without it, right?" Windmill shook the list in his hand and said, "Look, I have my name and address!" ”

Subsequently, after some arduous negotiations, one person and one bird finally reached a commissioned service agreement. In this agreement, Windmill made a number of promises of food and wine, and admitted that the theft had nothing to do with the pure and kind parrot of the bracelet, and the bracelet "reluctantly" agreed to do so.

That night, there was a bizarre theft of underwear in the women's dormitory of Yuzhou University.

A girl who lived on the 28th floor thought that the BRA hanging on the balcony was blown away by the wind at first, and posted on WeChat groups and forums to ask: "Who downstairs has picked up my sister's BRA?" Offer a McDonald's meal and ask for a return ......"

More than thirty similar "missing object notices" gathered at the same time, and the girls finally understood that it was not blown away by the wind, but stolen by some pervert, erotic and fetish!

So here's the problem. The owner of the theft lived in multiple dormitories and was located in different locations on different floors. Is it a thief like a god horse, who can fly the eaves and walk on the wall like walking on the ground, stealing all over the girls' dormitory overnight, stealing from the first floor to the thirty-seventh floor without knowing it?

A male student in the School of Journalism keenly discovered a fact and posted it on the campus forum: "Have you found out? All the heroines of the stolen BRA are recognized by everyone as bobas! ”

This sentence immediately detonated the forum and triggered all kinds of bizarre conjectures. Some smart people thought of the "murder weapon list" that was hotly discussed two days ago, and vaguely guessed the truth of the facts, but they couldn't understand how the windmill did it.

To make matters worse, the next night, the theft worsened. According to incomplete statistics on the forum, hundreds of BRAs have disappeared without a trace!

No one knew that at this time, the windmill was hiding in Yunkai's dormitory, holding a notebook and shouting: "Cheating, this is Hongguoguo's cheating!" There are only fifty shortlisted people, but Nima has so many people panicking? ”

"These girls are so unkind - even if they are small-breasted, they are unreasonable!"

When Yunkai returned to the dormitory, he saw such a strange scene: the sofa was full of all kinds of BRAs, with names and numbers labeled on them. The windmill was holding a camera, taking pictures one by one to collect evidence, and his mouth kept thinking: "Bracelet, although this size is not small, it can't be selected, right?" ”

"Weighing one hundred and sixteen, Nima is fatter than her brother, and she doesn't have a belly height when she wears an F cup, and it will damage the reputation of our Chongqing beauty! No, I have to modify the calculation formula and divide it by the waist size and re-rank ......"

Yunkai asked curiously: "What are you doing here, planning to open a Taobao store specializing in BRA?" ”

"No, ah, yes......"

Windmill Che was caught and stolen, so he had to tell the truth: "I was commissioned by the wolf boy shoes of the whole school to select the top ten murder weapons on campus, isn't this ......"

After the windmill explained the cause and effect, Yun Kai felt that the whole person was going to be bad, and yelled viciously: "I think you are an idle egg, right?" I actually used my dormitory as the scene of the crime, and quickly returned these things! Brother Saved is treated as a pervert who steals underwear, lust|erotic mania, fetish! ”

"Since you have nothing to do, as the captain of the Freedom Alliance team, I will assign you a task now. Go to human flesh Luo Chang Wei father and son all the information, including living habits, correspondents, bank deposits, etc., even a few Xiaoqiang in his family want to give me human flesh, now, immediately, immediately! ”

The bracelet gloated on the windowsill and sang loudly: "You are my little little frying pan, no matter how you stir-fry the pan, you forgot to turn off the fire one day, burned down the house and broke into a big disaster, disaster and disaster......"

"You have a share of the bracelet too!" Yun Kai could see at a glance that without the help of the watch chain, it would be impossible for the windmill to get hold of these BRAs.

"There's a bastard named Cao Yue who almost killed your master. Go and mobilize your hundreds of bird brothers and brothers, and find out this guy hiding in the shadows for me, or your dream of creating a race will come to naught! ”

The bracelet's singing came to an abrupt end, and he glanced at the frowning windmill, his face full of dejection.

Yun Kai looked at the pile of BRAs on the sofa and asked coldly:

"Which of these is spicy?"