Chapter 218: Sister, Can We Make Friends?
"This beautiful sister, what's your name? Is it okay if I want to be friends with you? My surname is Zhang, my name is Zhang Jia, I am seventeen years old this year, and I have never been in a relationship yet. Sister, you are so beautiful, you have a good figure, the key is big breasts, I like to make friends with beautiful women like you, sister......"
The little fat man brazenly came to the female archaeologist, staring at the plump breasts of the people with a look like a pig brother, chattering endlessly, and saying the words he had said to Zhou Ting again in a different way.
The female archaeologist looked at the little fat man with a stunned expression, obviously a little frightened. However, after seeing the little fat man's youthful appearance, the feeling of fright faded a little.
However, he still subconsciously raised his hand to cover his plump chest, took two steps back, and stared at the little fat man with a vigilant, anti-pervert-like look.
"Y-What do you want to do?"
The female archaeologist asked vigilantly. She had noticed that this little fat man was with Song Ke, Zhou Ting and others, but she didn't expect that this little fat man would come over to 'tease' her.
The little fat man didn't have the slightest awareness that he was completely a little pervert in the eyes of other beauties, and said with a happy look: "Sister beauty, I want to make friends with you." Can you tell me what's your name? And what your measurements are, especially your bust, which is important......"
"By the way, sister, you like archaeology, don't you? In fact, I have a lot of antiques in my house, some of which have been passed down for thousands of years, and I will take you to my house to see those antiques another day! ”
The female archaeologist probably didn't expect that there would be hooligans in this world who would be so 'shameless', so she actually asked her about her measurements, and especially emphasized her bust, which is simply a full color embryo.
This female archaeologist didn't have Zhou Ting's expressionless concentration, and looked at the little fat man's eyes full of disgust, "Go away, I don't want to know you, and I don't want to be friends with you." ”
After speaking, he couldn't help but curse in a low voice, "Stinky rascal!" ”
The little fat man didn't care. Or it has become a habit to be scolded like this in his life, and he doesn't take it seriously, but he looks at others with a serious face, and doesn't give up: "Sister." You're really beautiful and I like you a lot. Especially your big boobs, I like it more, I really want to make friends with you......"
Before the little fat man finished speaking, he was finally grabbed by Song Ke, who was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into. Covering his mouth, he dragged him away raw.
While sneering very apologetically at other beauties, "I'm really sorry, he's so open-mouthed, heartless, in fact, he has no malice, please don't be weird......"
That's weird.
For no reason, a little fat man suddenly appeared to open and close his mouth is big breasts, make friends, and how much is the circumference...... If you ask a question, a girl from a good family will be annoyed and ashamed.
However, the female archaeologist knew Song Ke. Knowing that he was the captain of the Yinhai Armed Police Brigade, even if he was disgusted and dissatisfied with that little fat man, he couldn't say anything to him, so he could only admit that he was unlucky to be molested by a teenage little fat man.
Song Ke looked at the beautiful women who dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and he was very embarrassed in his heart, and his old face turned red. In fact, he and the little fat man are not familiar with each other, and they just met yesterday.
It's just that this little fat man was ordered by him to bring over here to assist the comrades of Guoan to deal with the matter here, and now this little fat man has made this kind of teasing and hooligan to Zhou Ting and this female archaeologist, and he has to come forward to stop it.
"Hmm, hmm...... Feed. Old Song, why did I say you covered my mouth and dragged me away? I'm exchanging feelings with a beautiful sister and making friends! ”
The little fat man pulled away Song Ke's hand covering his mouth and shouted dissatisfied.
Song Ke is simply a black line in his head.
Also exchange feelings...... It's really a shame that he can say it. When to flirt with other girls. Playing hooligan has also become an exchange of feelings and friends?
Song Ke couldn't help but sigh in his heart at this time, he didn't know what to think about it, but he actually sent such a superb product down. I really don't know how such a guy became a genius that is rare in a hundred years in the Heavenly Master Sect, can it be said that the sky has no eyes?
Or is it fair to God? The reason why he is so lacking in his head, or...... Comics? Is it because God gave him too good a talent?
"Senior Brother Zhang, don't talk nonsense, I didn't see that other girls were so angry with you." Song Ke could only lower his voice to warn the little fat man.
Although the little fat man is not very old, he is a little heavenly master taught by the heavenly master, and Song Ke is also a person who practices martial arts, even if he is older than the little fat man, he still has to be called 'Senior Brother Zhang'.
"What a hurry, that's because the beautiful sister hasn't understood me yet, as long as I communicate with her more, the beautiful sister's misunderstanding of me will definitely be eliminated. Old Song, don't drag me anymore, I want to make friends with my beautiful sister. My mother said, let me take advantage of this time to come down the mountain, get to know a few more beautiful women with big breasts, and choose a wife in the future, so that I can give birth and raise, and the milk is ......"
The little fat man was full of words, and he didn't feel ashamed and panicked at all.
Zhou Ting on the side and the members of the National Security Dragon Soul Brigade behind her looked at this scene, and they all couldn't hold back their laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh loudly, so they could only endure it.
Zhou Ting covered her forehead speechlessly.
She didn't feel it so strong before, but now she looked at the little fat man from the perspective of a bystander, and suddenly felt that this kid was ...... It's really saved.
Zhou Ting was suddenly very curious about what kind of strange family and education could teach such a rare strange flower in the world.
It's a legend in the world of comics.
"Team Zhou, although this little fat man has a lot of flowers, he is really funny. I really couldn't imagine that the little Heavenly Master taught by the dignified Heavenly Master would be such a superb character. ”
"Yes, I admire the now, this little fat man is only seventeen years old, and he has instilled in him so much that he wants to find a woman with big breasts. Speechless, is it so unpopular with small breasts? ”
It was a female player with a 'flat chest' who spoke, rolling her eyes and a speechless expression.
Another person next to him suddenly teased: "Sister Xiaolu, this world is indeed a girl with big breasts who is more popular than a girl with small breasts, you have to accept the reality." Why don't you buy you a few hundred catties of papaya or something another day, so that you can have a good breast enlargement? ”
The speaker smirked evilly.
The other men on the side immediately burst into laughter, making the flat-chested girl named Xiaolu blush-faced and embarrassed.
"Tang Xiao! I remember you, you wait for me, don't fall into my hands, otherwise you will be good-looking. What's wrong with small breasts? If you have small breasts, you have no human rights, hum, my aunt and grandmother, I have small breasts, and I am proud! ”
Xu Lu's face was flushed, but she made a fierce and domineering look, crossed her hands on her waist, and shouted at the person who had just teased her.
A few people next to him burst into laughter again.
At this time, even the team member named Tang Xiao scratched his head a little wryly, and hurriedly relented, this woman has no reason to hold a grudge, he doesn't want to accidentally get into the Tao one day. As the saying goes, only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a thousand days to prevent thieves?
"My sister is really domineering and mighty! Brother was just joking with you just now, sister, don't mind, sister. For your sister, my brother still agrees. That's right, but what about women with small breasts? Women with small breasts still have human rights, and women with small breasts can be as domineering and powerful as my sister! ”
Tang Xiao's face did not change and boasted.
It's a pity that it seems that the horse's fart has been slapped on the horse's leg. It's just a pot that can't be opened.
Although other girls swear that they are proud of their small breasts, the girls usually care about this and hope that their breasts can be bigger.
It's like a man, although Ding Ding is shorter and can make do with it, but if he doesn't mind, it's impossible. What man doesn't want to have a mighty, long, and huge dingding?
It's all the same.
Therefore, Tang Xiao's sycophant is simply true.
really made the flat-chested girl so angry that her teeth itched, and the two stared at him, eager to pounce on him and bite him to death.
"Tang Xiao!"
The flat-chested girl seems to be able to burst out of murderous aura in her eyes.
Tang Xiao didn't seem to be aware at all, and responded very simply: "Eh! Here, sister, what do you say, as long as my brother can do it, I will do it for you! ”
I almost slapped my chest with a bang.
Xu Lu Xingxing's eyes were furious, and she gritted her teeth and said, "I finally know why you haven't been in love since you were thirty years old." ”
"Why?" Tang Xiao asked stupidly.
"Because you're a complete idiot! Your emotional intelligence has fallen into the Mariana Trench! If Heaven could give me a chance to kill someone with my eyes, I hope it would be to dismantle you! ”
Xu Lu gritted her silver teeth with a rattle.
Tang Xiao was taken aback, "I said sister, do you want to fight like this, my brother is usually very good to you, don't scare my brother, my brother is timid, don't be scared ......"
Several others were already laughing so hard that they almost died.
Even Zhou Ting, who had been cold-faced, couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.
"I said, Old Tang, Sister Xiaolu really said something right, you EQ, it's really time to recharge. If you want to do this in the future, I'm afraid my brothers will really have to worry about whether you can find a daughter-in-law in this life. ”
The other person also forced a smile and said to Xu Lu: "I said Sister Xiaolu, you didn't know Lao Tang for the first day, he had to be so clever, and he wouldn't have fallen in love with a girl until now." You're just as knowledgeable as him. ”
Xu Lu still glared at Tang Xiao a little indignantly. Then he couldn't help but look down at his chest, which was only slightly bulging and like a bun, and said angrily in his heart: What's wrong with small breasts! My aunt and grandmother are just small breasts, thinking that I don't want to have bigger breasts? But it doesn't last long, what can I do! (To be continued.) )