Chapter 275: Idiot
Wen Jun looked at the waterhole in front of him in amazement, the water in the pool was clear and blue, as if it was bottomless. A hot air rose from the surface of the water, ethereal, misty and misty. The opposite side of the waterhole is densely covered with trees and vines, and there seems to be a cave in between.
Wen Jun was suspicious in his heart, and immediately stood on his toes, lifted his breath and gently climbed along the cliff wall to the opposite side of the waterhole, stopped to breathe on the miscellaneous trees that grew between the rocks, and climbed several times, and he had reached the opposite side.
I saw that there was a hidden cave on the opposite side, and the entrance of the cave was hidden by weeds and vines, but a hole had obviously been drilled out. The entrance to the cave is fresh and smooth, and it is clear that people often come and go here.
Since he fell victim to the spirit wolf's plan of "inviting the king into the urn", Wen Jun was stunned when he saw the cave, and used "cup bow snake shadow" to describe his mood at the moment, which was simply vivid.
"Flutter!" Just as he was wandering around the entrance of the cave and hesitating, he heard the joking voice of the "fox" coming from inside the cave, "It turns out that you don't have wolf phobia, but cave phobia." ”
What could hurt a man's self-esteem more than this sentence? Wen Jun's face turned slightly red, and he jumped to the entrance of the cave and walked in slowly.
The cave is about ten meters deep, and the light from the outside can penetrate in, which is spacious and bright. There is a stone bed in the cave, and the "fox" sits on the stone bed, with a bewitching and charming smile on his face.
Wen Jun asked, "What about her?" ”
The "fox" stared at Wen Jun and said shyly: "Am I beautiful?" She stared at Wen Jun, but she never dared to look at him squarely.
She is dressed very charmingly and very funny. Her hair was wet, as if she had just taken a shower, a few traces of black bangs hung down from her forehead, the fat powder on her face was not thick or light, just right, and her eyes were hazy, as if covered with a thin layer of morning mist. The whole person looks like a bayberry that has just been picked from a tree.
However, the only thing she wore was this thin layer of morning mist! There was nothing but this thin layer of morning mist.
If a woman stands in front of you like a newborn baby and asks you, "Am I pretty?" it is self-evident. Men from eighteen to eighty-eight years old will understand.
Seeing that Wen Jun was stunned, the "fox" said softly: "Don't you still understand what I mean?" ”
Those who don't understand what it means, unless they're idiots.
Wen Jun seemed to have really become an idiot, he touched the bridge of his straight nose and asked, "Are you very hot?" ”
Although the "fox" hated the root of his teeth, he actually calmed down and said, "I'm cold. ”
Wen Jun said: "Yes, in this cold season, no one will feel hot. ”
"Fox" said: "Even pigs don't feel hot. ”
Wen Jun thought for a while and said, "Then you must want to wash ...... Bathe? ”
The "fox" bit his lip and said, "I just washed it." ”
Wen Jun said: "I know, did you break in before you had time to get dressed?" It's rude, I'll go out now, and I'll come in when you're dressed. ”
He said "go out" with his mouth, but his legs seemed to have roots, and his charming peach blossom eyes looked at the "fox", and he didn't mean to move half a step at all.
The "fox" glared at him, and he really wanted to punch him so that his father and mother couldn't recognize him.
She jumped up suddenly, and a slap slammed into Wen Jun's face. She moved suddenly, not unfast, but still didn't hit.
Wen Jun had already grabbed her hand. His charming peach blossom eyes began to move roundly, from her face, to her feet, and from her feet, to her face.
This is exactly the way a hungry ghost looks at a woman in the standard color.
No woman can stand such a man's eyes, not even a woman wearing a pair of ten or eight pieces.
The fox's body began to shrink back and began to tremble.
The hand she didn't grab couldn't slap Wen Jun anymore, because it had to cover some unsightly places on her body.
Wen Jun's eyes just like to look at these places.
The "fox" gritted his teeth and said in a trembling voice: "You...... What do you want to do? ”
There was no need to ask this sentence, but a woman sometimes has to pretend to be stupid in front of a man.
Wen Jun smiled: "I just want you to understand two things. ”
The "fox" blinked and said, "You...... You said. ”
Wen Jun said: "First, I am not a pig, I am a human being, and I am a man. ”
The "fox" trembled: "What about the second? ”
She looked scared all over her body, her face was full of scared expressions, but her eyes were not afraid. Her eyes were not only frightened, but also stared at him like red peppers.
Wen Jun looked into her eyes, smiled again, and said, "I'm not a gentleman of good manners, and you happen to be not a gentle and graceful lady. ”
The "fox" had an angry look on his face, but his eyes were already smiling, and he looked at him and smiled, biting his lip and saying, "I know one more thing. ”
Wen Jun raised his thick eyebrows and said, "Oh? ”
"Fox" said: "I know you are a coward. ”
Wen Jun smiled: "You will soon find out that you are wrong, and it is a big mistake. ”
The "fox" eyes were rolling, his eyes were like silk, and he said with a straight face: "Do you dare to do anything to me?" ”
Wen Jun said: "I don't dare. ”
When he said "don't dare", his hand was already holding her whole person in his arms.
Her whole body suddenly softened, closed her eyes, sighed softly, and said, "I was indeed wrong, you really dare to ......"
Before he could finish the sentence, he suddenly felt his heart sinking, as if he had stepped on the air, as if he had suddenly fallen down from a high place on a roller coaster.
She immediately felt a palpitation, and her body fell heavily from mid-air to the ground, almost fainting.
When her eyes were no longer full of golden flowers, she saw Wen Jun standing in front of her, and said with a mocking face: "You're not wrong, I really don't dare." ”
The "fox" suddenly jumped up, got rid of an agile fox, grabbed the pillow on the bed and smashed it into Wen Jun's face, grabbed the quilt and covered Wen Jun's head, and everything beside her was grabbed by her and smashed over.
Everything she smashed was caught by Wen Jun one by one and put back on the bed.
When there was nothing to grab beside her, she threw her own people at Wen Jun.
Wen Jun also caught it. He is neither a pig nor a god. He is a man, and like other men, sometimes he can't help but be charmed and excited.
This time, he really hugged her. He suddenly discovered that killers are also human beings, and they also have their own seven emotions and six desires, not to mention a bewitching and charming female killer like her?
The "fox" gasped softly, gritted his teeth, and said resentfully, "I only now understand why I can't let you go." ”