The 110th Method
85_85239 The incident happened suddenly, fortunately, Fengping's "sports" talent is extremely high, and he was in a hurry to fall in a crisis, although his body was inevitably driven forward, but he had won the opportunity to do his actions, and his actions made everyone stunned. I saw him holding Yuwu and lying on the floor together, and on the floor, he became a man and a woman and entered a fixed posture.
Rao is wooden floor, Yu Wu also fell enough to choke this time, and couldn't help screaming, not to mention that there was a strong guy on his back who didn't know what shame was!
The old monk Uehara Kei hung the curtain and recited the Buddha name of Amitabha Buddha, and Teji and Yuta looked at each other and didn't know what to do.
Wei Ye Feng saw that Feng Ping was so thick-skinned that he didn't mean to get up, and after shouting a few times in a row to no avail, he ran over and stepped on his buttocks, but heard two exaggerated "screams".
Feng Ping looked back at him with "angry eyes" and said, "It's nothing, but I was stepped on by you......"
"That's enough, you hurry up for me, Miss Yuwu is annoyed." Ye Feng ignored his hypocrisy and pulled him up.
Itada Yuwu didn't know if he was stunned or there were other reasons, this time he didn't hate to go, he stood up and found a sofa to sit down, and stared at Fengping with his eyes.
Feng Ping smiled and asked everyone: "There is a similar story, do you want to hear it?" ”
Seeing that no one answered his words, he said to himself: "It is said that a drunk man broke into a farmhouse and wanted to forcibly insult the young woman of the family, but the young woman refused to obey, although she was stripped of her underwear, but she turned over and rolled to prevent the drunk from doing something." At this moment, her man came back from farm work, and when he saw this, he was furious and recklessly lifted the iron and slapped it.
Don't want your daughter-in-law's screams to be louder than the drunk, and listen to her pointing at the man? yelled: 'I didn't let him succeed for so long, but I was slapped into it with your fucking shovel!' ’……”
Before he finished speaking, he attracted laughter, including Itada Yumai, who couldn't help laughing, but after laughing, he became even more annoyed and angry, and rushed to Fengping again.
"Don't come here, I'm afraid!" Feng Ping covered his mouth on the sofa and raised his body back, his eyelids blinked, looking frightened.
"Porphyry" smiled, Itada Yuwu's fist did not fall again, not because the resentment was completely gone, but because he should go down the donkey, otherwise what if he could take others?
"Let's go back to the house and rest, and you two will talk." Itada Teruji said while glancing at the others, wanting to create conditions for the two of them, Xiongtai, Ye Feng and the others naturally would not be uninteresting, and returned to the room one after another to make room for others.
After only the two of them were left, Feng Ping smiled evilly and said to Yu Wu, who was still in front of him: "Do you dare to be rude to your brother?" ”
"Why don't you dare." Yuwu gritted her teeth and pounced, fighting!
Feng Ping sat on the sofa, and there were not many retreats to choose from, so he had to reach out and hug it first. So Yu Wu sat face to face with him on his lap, in an extremely ambiguous posture, and neither of them was shocked when they realized this.
Out of the reserve of the woman's family, Yuwu was busy trying to escape, and she didn't want to tighten her arms and hug her tightly.
"Let go of me!" The sound of the rain dance is like.
I don't eat "meat" for many days, and the other party is a charming strong woman of different races, which can arouse Fengping's desire to conquer. Evil smile said: "Brother will be a national hero again." Then he picked up and went to find the room, regardless of when it was or not......
The next day, everyone had breakfast together, and Teruji said sadly: "Yuta's subordinates have bought the air ticket, but how to get out of this courtyard is a problem, let alone board the plane to go back to China." ”
Yuta Noda looked even more bitter and said: "You slapped your ass and left, but Japan can't spare me, please help me find a way!" ”
Feng Ping said: "If you can't do it, you can change your nationality, you can recognize it under my door, master, I am going to open an account to accept apprentices." ”
Yuta said disappreciably: "You are wrong, one is one, two is two, although I am willing to help you, but I am Japanese in my bones, and I will not rape ...... day" Feng Ping said without waiting for him to finish: "I officially announce that your kid has been expelled from the door wall." "No, that's not, I didn't mean that......" Yuta didn't know what he was trying to say. Let the crowd? I laughed out loud, and the dull atmosphere was swept away.
Seeing that Fengping's expression was very relaxed, Ye Feng couldn't help but whisper in his ear, "Have you thought of a way?" Don't sell it. ”
Before Feng Ping said anything, he looked back at the room he stayed in last night, and there was still a person who still hugged him!
Teruji was wrong about Fengping's original intention of not wanting Itada Yuwu to listen, and said smartly: "I understand, you want my sister Yuwu to help us, well, with her ability......"
Before he finished speaking, he was reprimanded by Feng Ping: "What can she help, dare to help!" ”
Ye Feng glanced at Monk Uehara Kei, who only cared about bowing his head and eating, as if he had realized something, and just as Feng Ping threw a look at him, he was relieved. The two have formed a tacit understanding in several collaborations and trust each other very much.
Itada Yumai's lunch was eaten in bed, and Feng Ping fed her spoonful by spoonful, making her feel warm. At this moment, she changed her image as a strong woman, and looked at Feng Wuping tenderly and sweetly: "You are too strong!" ”
"What do you mean?" Feng Ping smiled.
Glancing at him, Yu Wu sighed: "Of course, referring to the martial arts, it is said that the news that you killed Hasegawazo has reached the top of the Japanese cabinet, and they have issued an order that you will never be allowed to give birth to Japan." And the main reason why Noda, Teruji and Ye Fengjun are not arrested now is to lure you to appear. ”
Feng Ping smiled indifferently and said, "I'm here, but they don't have the ability to know, they can only say that they are just a bunch of waste." ”
Yu Wu nodded and said, "You are indeed a strong man, with skills that are incomparable to human beings, which is why they must catch you." ”
Feng Ping seemed to have figured out something, and asked, "So you're a lobbyist sent by them?" ”
Yu Wu didn't deny it, and said: "I did come to the door, promising that as long as you are willing to surrender to Japan, you will be entrusted with a heavy responsibility immediately, and money is not a problem." ”
Seeing Feng Ping laughing, she pinched him and said coquettishly: "Even if you are not greedy for power, don't you still have me, as long as you are willing, I can run all the property and business under my name by you." ”
"This is indeed no small temptation!" Feng Ping smiled bitterly.
He didn't want to preach with the righteousness of the nation, and after a little hesitation, he said lightly: "When I was young, I did fantasize about chasing power and having rich property and countless beautiful women, and then having a large group of children, but after I got the first gift from others and became a rich man, all my previous thoughts have been overturned. How much money is too much? Millionaires, tens of millions, billionaires, can they live more deliciously than others? It's just better than what others eat, and there is no standard for the good or bad of life! ”
After a pause, he said: "Since you were a child, you have never seen a couple living in the countryside and struggling with food and clothing, and they will still feel happy when they get along with each other. On the contrary, if you are a rich and noble family does not have the kind of fatherly kindness, filial piety, and robe-loving love, and you will do everything to fight for property, what is the joy? ……”
"Feng Pingjun is a philosopher." Yuwu didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and threw herself into his arms and begged for a kiss.
Feng Ping hurriedly avoided his mouth, could this kind of exotic feeling be his original intention? The other party seems to have moved his true feelings to make him panic, if he is entangled like this, he will really have to be honest in the future! After a little comfort, he ran out in a hurry on the grounds of discussing things with everyone, and became a son-in-law in Japan? He never thought about it!
Together with Ye Feng, Xiongtai, and Teruji, they came to the room where the great monk was staying, and Feng asked straightly, "Has the monk thought of a way?" ”
Kei Uehara smiled and said, "What's so difficult about this?" The old monk was ordered by Lord Shen to send you out of Japan safely. ”
Hearing this, most of the people were relieved. Yuxiong was overjoyed and cried and said with a sad face: "What should I do when you leave?" I'm sure I'll be thrown into jail! ”
Feng Ping joked: "In order to dissociate yourself from us, you can make a bitter trick, we will beat you with a blue nose and swollen face when we leave, and then tie it up firmly, and then use your good gag ......"
"Are you friends enough?" Yuta didn't finish listening to it and jumped up and down in anger.
Ye Feng comforted him and said: "Actually, Fengping's method seems to be a little damaged, but it is also the only way to get rid of our relationship, don't worry, I will find a way not to make you too painful." ”
"That, that, that, that......" Yuta muttered for a long time, but finally didn't say that he was ugly!
When he got out of the old monk's residence, Teruji pulled Fengping aside and asked in a low voice, "How are you going to settle my sister?" ”
"What's in the way of your brother-in-law!" Feng Ping pretended to be "furious", he really didn't have a good way!
Zhao Er couldn't talk back, he could only smile bitterly, although the words of the people were rough, but it was also the actual situation!
In the afternoon, Itada Yuwu decided to go back, hugged Fengping before leaving, and said: "No matter what the ending is, I think I can't forget you!" ”
"You'd better think of this as an episode in your life, or an experience of being 'bullied', and it's a story that can't come to fruition!" Feng Ping could only smile bitterly.
Yu Wu raised his head and smiled, "Not necessarily, maybe there will be a continuation." ”
Feng Ping didn't answer, and said instead: "Go back and tell your eldest brother that Zhao Er has extinguished the idea of fighting for property with him, and only wants to develop in China." And you have to make it clear to Japan that I'm just doing my best for my friends, and I have nothing to do with politics. ”
Itada Yuwu smiled and said, "My eldest brother has changed, didn't you see that the two of them really reconciled that day?" As for what you asked me to pass on to the Japanese political circles, I think it's better to be free, they won't believe you. ”
"Yes, play the piano to the cow." Feng Ping smiled bitterly.
Yu Wu groaned for a moment and said, "You say, what if we open a company in Shenzhen, China?" ”
Feng Ping's heart sank, and he hurriedly said: "Then there must be no return for blood, I don't know who the Chinese hate the most?" The common people dare to burn, kill, and rob you too, not to mention business, and your life may not be saved. "What's scary, I'm afraid that she will go to Shenzhen.
Yu Wu is not a three-year-old child, and said to herself: "You don't need to say much, as soon as I go back, I will let the planning department study the feasibility plan." "Don't do anything stupid, it can't be feasible." Feng Ping tried desperately to break her thoughts.
"I see!" Rain Dance smiled mysteriously. No longer rap this, only focus on the lingering before parting, and the wind is calm and also plays on the scene to give warmth, he knows that after the farewell, it will be a different side of the sky, and it will be difficult to see each other again in this life! But people don't think so, they have already decided something in their hearts.
When night fell, everyone was ready, of course, Feng Ping squatted down and stroked the face of Yuta Noda, who was tied to the sand by the five flowers and had crooked lips and slanted eyes, and asked Ye Feng with a smile: "Is your technique effective?" Don't really recover in three days, that will kill this child. That's it, let alone seducing girls, even if you go to the street, you will be stoned to death as a monster! ”
"That's it, Ye Daxia, don't be joking!" Yuta didn't have a bottom in his heart.
Ye Feng smiled and comforted him: "Don't worry, my family has tried and tested repeatedly, and you will return to your original appearance in three days." ”
Feng Ping smiled and said, "Did you hear clearly?" You can now have peace of mind. "Just plug Yuta's mouth with something, is it really his love? A set of women's close-fitting.
Teruji Itada couldn't forget Yuta's affection, and said emotionally: "Don't thank you for your great kindness, as long as I am alive, I will always regard you as a relative." ”
Yuta couldn't speak, so he could only nod his head vigorously to express his mood.
A strange phenomenon was discovered tonight in the dozen or so on duty at Noda's house, how could the weather with a bright moon and sparse stars suddenly become windy, and the wind was so strong that it was difficult for them to open their eyes, but fortunately, it didn't take long, and it returned to normal in less than ten minutes.
Of course, it was a "good deed" done by Kei Uehara, and after coming to safety, the old monk said goodbye to everyone and said, "This farewell, goodbye is difficult!" Good go, donors. ”
Feng Ping smiled and said pretendly: "Of course, but I will miss the great monk." ”
Kei Uehara smiled and said, "It's hard for others to say, but the fate of the wind donor and Japan is not over, and we will see it in five years." ”
Feng Ping's heart sank, he was the most unhappy to come here again, and just when he was about to ask something, the great monk had already drifted away.
Talking back to the scene, more than a dozen people returned to their respective positions. "Hell yes!" The little boss here muttered to himself.
A middle-aged man next to him also echoed: "Yes, I just saw that there was no wind in other places......
"Not good!" The little leader didn't finish hearing this, and he screamed and ran to Noda's house.
When I entered the door, I saw that the owner of the Noda family was tied to the sofa and struggled, and while secretly crying out that it was not good, I hurriedly took the walkie-talkie to report the situation to my boss.
Ten minutes later, at all major airports and shipping terminals in Tokyo and the surrounding areas, there were soldiers of the National Self-Defense Forces who were loaded with ammunition to board or board the ship for inspection