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"Huh...... Don't you think these little guys are funny? I can't stand it anyway...... Hehehe......" Hu Xinrui didn't care about Zhang Ye's words at all, just leaned on his shoulder, laughed vigorously, and almost lost his breath. 『Yanmo』

This group of bear children is funny, Zhang Ye has seen a lot, so he doesn't think it's funny, but he has a feeling of wanting to hit someone. "Isn't it just a bunch of little guys who are funny? Can you use this? This laugh is too low! If you come a few more times, you won't just laugh with your pigtails? ”

"you, you're braided! I just thought it was funny. ”

"Laugh if you want! Sooner or later, you'll laugh to death. Regarding Hu Xinrui's reaction, Zhang Ye also felt very helpless, and said to Ying'er, "From now on, none of you are allowed to speak, if anyone speaks, open your mouth." Until you come out of it, otherwise don't speak. ”

What a tragedy!

It seems that you can't talk nonsense, otherwise Dad will be angry. All the children were aware of this, so they were very clever to close their mouths, but one by one their eyes were rolling, and it seemed as if the water was beginning to run out of their stomachs.

"Go take a shower! Otherwise, there is no food! This sentence has a kind of ultimatum in it, which makes the bear child's heart tense suddenly.

In the end, they can only obediently walk towards the man-eating machine one by one.

From a distance, it has a sense of tragedy.

"People are so lonely as snow! I can't imagine that I, Hu Hansan, will see the light of day again. God really treats me well. "Ying'er, they have just entered, and at that end, Feng'er has already walked out neatly dressed.

Obviously, the machine was very effective in bathing, he didn't have any dirt on him, and he still smelled of milk.

That's the smell of shower gel.

"Come over when you're done. Don't linger there, who are you pretending to be? ”

"Dad! Don't you think it's cool that I'm like this now? It's just handsome! Feng'er posed a few poses and made a very stylish look.

Pity. This kid doesn't know if he has a fate with Sun Wukong, and he actually poses in the shape of that Bi Ma Wen. Stand on one leg. Holding his forehead with his hand, he looked sneaky.

"Not bad! It's a fat monkey! Looking at Feng'er's appearance, Zhang Ye nodded again and again, but what he said made Feng'er very discouraged.

"It's all because of this fat body, otherwise, I'm definitely the most handsome."

"Then try to lose weight! Strive to pretend to be a little bit later. ”

"No gan, no weight loss if you are killed."

"Why?" Zhang Ye looked at the short and fat eldest son. It feels a little weird. But then, Feng'er's words almost made him faint.

"If you lose weight, you won't have an advantage in fighting in the future."

“……”

Looking at this solemn son, Zhang Ye really didn't know what to say.

But he's already got it done. Zhang Ye also probably knew a little bit of his thoughts.

It's nothing more than that fat people have the advantage of fat people!

When fighting, even if you are not as flexible as the other party, as long as you grab the other party, you can definitely sit on the other party with one ass, which is the advantage of being wide and fat. Obviously, Feng'er has also realized this, so his goal is to keep increasing his weight. Strive to crush all opponents from this aspect.

In fact, he can crush all opponents now.

Don't look at this kid's height is just over a meter, but he is full of fat. Although he has not weighed it, according to Zhang Ye's estimate, this kid has seventy or eighty pounds, to say the least. This weight is already completely standard among peers.

If it's in the future, God knows how much the kid will be able to gain his weight?

"Since that's it, let's go eat!"

For fat people, eating has become the top priority of life. Feng'er, the little fat man, is no exception, listening to his father talk about eating, the kid immediately became energetic. Then he ran over to it.

There are a lot of things on the table, in order to take care of the children's tastes. Zhang Ye got a lot of things, and the long table was full of them.

"Delicious! Delicious! It's so delicious! ”

Feng'er holds the soup in his left hand and the meat in his right hand. The mouth is full of oil, and he looks intoxicated.

A few minutes later, the eagles and the others also came out one after another. But the face is not very good-looking, and one by one it seems to be constipated.

It is clear that they have realized that they have been scammed. So they all look listless.

But fortunately, these little guys belong to the optimist faction, to put it bluntly, they just have no heart and no lungs, after a short period of depression, they turned all the depression in their chests into food, and began to snatch it on the table.

"Eat slowly! No one is robbing you! ”

The children had already arrived, and Zhang Ye also took Hu Xinrui and the two little loli to sit on the table and began to eat. But the performance of this group of bear children was really speechless, which made Zhang Ye still remind him out loud.

This is still the case when I was with my family, but what if I go out to eat in the future? Don't you scare away all the guests in your restaurant?

Fortunately, this group of children is not ignorant of priorities, and there are a lot of things on the table, enough for all of them to eat. So there was no need to rob at all, so after hearing Zhang Ye's words, the performance of these children immediately changed. One by one, they became slow and methodical, as if the vicious dog pounced on the food just now, and it was not them at all.

"That's too much change, isn't it?" Hu Xinrui took the chopsticks in his hand and looked at the group of children with a little incredulity.

"Take your time! Later you will get used to these children's actions. ”

When he said this, Zhang Ye felt a little embarrassed. The only thing that makes him feel relieved is that there are two little loli as comfort.

If the two of them followed the example of their brothers and brothers, Zhang Ye really didn't know what to do.

Fortunately, these two little Loli were very well-behaved, sitting next to their father, quietly eating the fruit salad in front of them. This is their favorite food, and almost every meal can't be without this, otherwise these two little Lori will be unhappy, so that Xiao Xingzi, or they will put on a pitiful look and look at him.

When Zhang Ye was surprised. Hu Xinrui, a vixen, doesn't even eat greasy things, according to her words. It's not good to eat too much.

But Zhang Ye obviously saw a bit of eagerness in Hu Xinrui's eyes, obviously. This chick lied. She was going to eat those things, but she didn't know why she didn't eat them. Even if Zhang Ye persuaded her several times, she gritted her teeth and asked for her head again and again.

"You're not trying to lose weight, are you? Do you need it? Even if there is fat accumulation, this is not a difficult task for cultivators at all. You can refine those oils! ”

"What do you know? Is it that easy to refine fat? You know, some fats can be easily refined, but some fats just need to be accumulated. There is no way to refine it at all. Unless it can reach the point of reshaping the true body in the legend, it is impossible to break this law at all. ”

"Reinventing the real body? And this realm? ”

"Yes! In some extremely old records, there are only a few words about this, and even many of them are only speculation, and there is no way to verify them. So forget it! I still want to stay in shape! ”

"Stay in shape?" Zhang Ye was stunned, then turned his head and looked at Hu Xinrui.

This girl's figure is definitely the best of the best, as long as you are willing to take a few secret photos in the last few boudoirs, it will definitely become popular instantly.

According to Hu Xinrui, some fats can be easily refined, while others cannot be refined or difficult to refine.

So......

If fat accumulates on the legs. It's the elephant's leg; If it is piled up in the hand, it is Popeye; If it is piled up on the head, it is a pig's head; If it piles up on your chest......

Ahem...... Cough...... Zhang Ye felt that he had found the truth about what had happened.

It's really sad and infuriating to say.

Be another woman. When you are still worried about how to enlarge your chest; This girl has already begun to cut back on food and clothing and lose weight on her chest. If this is spread out, I am afraid that those women who pursue beauty will run away directly.

"I see!"

Zhang Ye looked at her for a while, and then nodded knowingly.

"You bastard, where do your eyes look?" Hu Xinrui seemed a little annoyed, and reached out and knocked on his head with chopsticks.

It's just this one, but there is a problem.

Although Zhang Ye was not angry, he smiled happily.

But he has two little bodyguards by his side!

Xiao Linglong and Xin'er sat beside their father left and right. While he was talking to Hu Xinrui. The two little things just stared at them as if they were guarding against something. At this time, I saw that the fox sister actually hit her father with chopsticks. The two little Loli were immediately unhappy.

stared at a pair of beautiful big eyes and glared at Hu Xinrui.

"Big Bad Sister. Don't bully Dad! ”

"If you dare to bully your father again, Xin'er will beat you! Xin'er is very powerful! ”

Linglong and Xin'er's maintenance of their father has reached a point of jealousy. Not to mention Hu Xinrui, even the person concerned, Zhang Ye, felt a little surprised.

"The three of you father and daughter are really out of one nostril. Looks like I'm going to be bullied to death by you. ”

"If my daughter doesn't turn to me, won't she still face you? Haven't I raised them for nothing all these years? Besides, how can a family have an elbow turned out? Zhang Ye touched the heads of the two little guys, which was considered a reward for them.

"Okay! Yes! Yes! I'm an outsider! ”

Hu Xinrui looked at the three fathers and daughters and said weakly.

"No! Aren't you my disciple? Since it's my apprentice, it's barely a family. Don't worry, if anything happens in the future, the master will cover you. ”

"So when will my master's husband teach me kung fu?" While speaking, Hu Xinrui got up from his seat, then twisted his waist and came behind Zhang Ye, stretched out his hand and gently squeezed it on his shoulder.

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Ye was stunned for a moment, and then said with a stupid smile, "Huh? Let's do it later! Later! More on that later. ”

After finishing speaking, he kept pursing his mouth. To be continued. Ink. High. Small. Say. Net』