"What?"

When those little thugs heard Lin Bin's words, they were all stunned for a moment, their jaws shattered to the ground, and they looked at him dumbfounded, "Decorate some shit?" "They all suspect that something is wrong with their ears.

"Well, that's right." Lin Bin nodded.

"Bin, Brother Bin." A thug came back to his senses, looked at Lin Bin suspiciously, and said, "What are you doing with shit?" ”

"We did someone a favor, and that person made a condition, which was to clean up a person, beat him, feed him some dog poop to eat, and then we took a picture of him eating dog shit by the way."

Huang Mao explained beside him.

"I ...... Depend on! ”

After listening to Huang Mao's explanation, these little gangsters let out a sigh of praise in unison, "This guy is really a bad stomach!" ”

It is true that these little gangsters have not done less things that are usually lacking in morality, but they have never thought about such a heavy thing as feeding dog shit to others.

Moreover, it's not just as simple as feeding, it's even going to be filmed. This is simply a lack of morality, and the smoke is too amazing!

Lin Bin didn't speak, in fact, after hearing Bai Xiaofei's words, he also thought so in his heart, this person surnamed Wang was simply a belly of bad water.

"Alright, no more nonsense. Let's get started. Huang Mao urged impatiently. He was thinking about the three thousand yuan that Lin Bin promised him. I can't wait to get my hands on it right away. The last time he was in the bathing city, he fell in love with a beautiful massage technician, but unfortunately he didn't have any money in his pocket.

He had already planned in his heart that when he got the 3,000 yuan, he would go to the bathing city and take down the beautiful massage technician to have a good time.

"Good!"

After those little gangsters figured it out, they were all full of enthusiasm under the stimulation of the 1,000 yuan benefit fee. A few people began to look for dog poop all over the streets.

A lot of things are often just that weird. Sometimes, the more you don't need something, the more you can see it; But if you really get to the point where you need it, you can't find it.

The per capita income level of Narin County is low, so there are not many people who have pets, and this is because of economic reasons.

Lin Bin and the others walked around the street a few times, not to mention dog shit, not even the shadow of the dog or the dog hair.

"Brother Bin, you see there's a dog there!"

Just when a few people were scolding, a thug glanced to the side coldly, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw a graceful young woman with a small teddy dog in her arms, strolling down the street.

"Are you stupid!" Lin Bin glanced at it and slapped the little gangster angrily, "What if there is a dog?" Could it be that you go over and tell her, you give me some shit? ”

"Shouldn't we wait?" The thug touched the place where he was fanned, and said weakly.

"That's right." When Huang Mao heard his words, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said: "Brother Bin, there are more sanitation workers on the street now than before, even if there is really dog shit, it will be cleaned up as soon as possible, why don't we find a way to catch a dog." ”

"Catch a dog?" Lin Bin pondered for a while, indeed, looking for dog shit everywhere on the street, not only did it have no effect, but after meeting acquaintances, it was a little embarrassing, after all, this is not a glorious thing, and it is easy to be regarded as a psychopath by others.

"Well, let's go to some of the outskirts of the country." Huang Mao seemed to be the role of a dog-headed military advisor, and said with advice on the side: "Generally speaking, people who live in bungalows have more dogs, and those earth dogs are not as expensive as teddy dogs, and people follow them wherever they go, and those earth dogs basically run around." We catch a dog, and when it poops, we just find a plastic bag and put it in. ”

"There's some truth to what you're saying." Lin Bin nodded, Huang Mao's idea was a little more reliable. Grab a dog and take it with you, and when it poops, just put it away, it's much better than looking around for shit right now.

So, the group turned around and went to the suburbs to kill.

I don't know if it's because of the hot weather today, Lin Bin and others walked around the suburbs for a long time, and they didn't see the shadow of the earth dog.

"What bad luck!" Huang Mao walked sweating profusely and cursing hatefully.

"As the saying goes, you have shit luck, and from this sentence, you can see that in fact, sometimes, it is not so easy to step on dog shit." A thug was talking bitterly beside him.

"Let's stop talking nonsense!" Lin Bin sulked in his heart when he heard this, and reprimanded him unhappily.

At this moment, Huang Mao's eyes lit up, and he pointed to a yellow shadow in the shade in the distance, and said happily: "Brother Bin, it's a dog!" ”

"I'll fuck your uncle, you're the dog!"

Hearing Huang Mao's words full of language sickness, Lin Bin flew up directly at that time, kicking Huang Mao, who was caught off guard, and falling to the ground.

"What's wrong with me, Brother Bin?" Huang Mao, who fell to the ground, was aggrieved.

"What's wrong?" Lin Bin had a straight face and said angrily: "You kid actually scolded me for being a dog, do you think I should clean you up?" ”

Huang Mao blinked, frowned, carefully recalled what he had just said, and suddenly realized that what he said was flawed and faulty, and he quickly explained: "Brother Bin, I didn't scold you just now, I said that there was a dog there!" ”

Lin Bin snorted, looked in the direction of the yellow hair's finger, and sure enough, he saw a soil dog sleeping in the shade. He waved his hand, didn't bother to sort out the yellow hair, and said, "Brothers, go on!" ”

Huang Mao got up from the ground hurriedly, and several people crept slowly towards the earth dog.

Although the footsteps of several people were light, the dog's hearing was dozens of times that of humans, and before they could get closer, they saw the earth dog erect its ears and look up at several people.

"Damn!" Seeing this, Brother Bin scolded and said, "Be careful, don't be bitten by this guy." ”

Seeing that Brother Bin's eyes fell on it, the dog's natural unique vigilance rose, stood up from the ground, looked at Brother Bin and the others with cracked teeth, and barked.

Huang Mao stopped, bent down and squatted down to pick up a stone from the ground, but unexpectedly, the earth dog saw Huang Mao's action of squatting down to pick up stones, and in an instant, he turned around and ran away.

"Stop for Lao Tzu!"

Seeing this, Brother Bin scolded angrily, and chased after the earth dog with a few thugs. However, his actions were obviously in vain, how could two legs that had no meaning run over four legs? Besides, when the earth dog saw Brother Bin and others chasing after him, he was even more frightened and caught his tail and ran faster.

"What bad luck!"

Looking at the back of the earth dog running away, Brother Bin and the others stopped, especially Huang Mao, who was like watching a pile of banknotes go away, with a sad face.

"Let's move on to the next one."

Lin Bin said helplessly, he glanced at Huang Mao, if this kid hadn't squatted down to pick up stones just now, the earth dog wouldn't have scared away, thinking of this, he said: "Let's find some sticks first, stones and other things in your hands, dogs are like this, I'm afraid that people will squat down and pick up things." ”

A few thugs responded, some with sticks in their hands, others with bricks in their hands, and wandered around the nearby bungalows.

After wandering around for almost an afternoon, the earth dogs saw two or three, but when they saw these people's menacing and unkind appearance, most of the earth dogs avoided them from a distance.

Just when Lin Bin and the others were about to collapse, finally, a stray dog who was stupid and looking for food on the garbage heap was caught by Lin Bin and others.

With the net that had been prepared a long time ago, the stray dog was tied up, and then, one of the gangsters ran to find a taxi, and several other people were eyeing the stray dog, waiting for this guy to.

The taxi was also found, put the stray dog in the trunk, and several people came to the village of Narin. I found a random villager and found out Zuo Jian's address.

No way, almost every villager in Narin Village knows Zuo Jian's address, and everyone is familiar with him. In addition, the little gangster who was responsible for inquiring about the news was very good at disguise, and he found out Zuo Jian's address in a few words.

The next thing is very easy to do, Lin Bin and others are afraid of attracting the attention of the villagers, a few people inquired about the address, Huang Mao inquired all the way, and wandered around outside the house rented by the crew, but at this time, Zuo Jian was still on the construction site of the second phase of the film and television base in Narin Village, and he didn't come back, so he didn't see him.

The place also inquired, and the next thing is to wait for Zuo Jian to come back and teach him a lesson. Of course, before this matter, there is a more important thing that must be done in advance.

That's shit!

Lin Bin has been arresting this stray dog for five or six hours, and what makes them strange is that for such a long time, this stray dog neither barks nor moves, let alone, and even pees a little, which makes Lin Bin and others depressed.

If you don't have shit, how do you shoot a video? Bai Xiaofei said at the time that he wanted to shoot a video of Zuo Jian eating shit.

"Damn, is there something wrong with this dog?" Lin Bin lit a cigarette and looked depressedly at the stray dog lying on the ground beside him.

"Brother Bin, this dog can't be constipated, right?" A thug speculated.

"You're only constipated." Lin Bin glanced at him and said angrily.

Huang Mao's eyes rolled, and suddenly he seemed to think of something, and said, "Brother Bin, I know the reason......