Chapter 67 What a White Tiger!

Dundee felt a little sorry for this woman, so he took the position of the chef of the "Eight King Kongs", and diligently showed his master-level cooking skills every day, changing the way to make exquisite and delicious dishes for her to eat, judging from Yun Miao's expression of eating, she still liked it very much. [Ran^Text^Library] During the rest time during the daily training between the two, when sitting in the pavilion on the edge of the martial arts arena to rest, Dundee would always tell her some social anecdotes, or his own stories, the miracle is that Yun Miao actually listened very attentively, showing a knowing smile from time to time, this time of the day, is when Dundee enjoys it the most.

Of course, a guy like Dundee, who is rich and flamboyant, will naturally not forget to take the opportunity to perform one of the pickle girl stunts: obscure meat jokes! Start with a little bit of meat, and then slowly increase the scale, Yun Miao, who has never heard of this, naturally doesn't understand, and after Dundee explains, she will also blush and cover her mouth and chuckle, but after laughing, it is a stormy beating. Dundee is naturally not afraid, anyway, it is inevitable to be beaten every day, so he is right

"Master, how about I tell you a joke about 'Professor Huang' today?" When he was resting on this day, Dundee said with a salivating face.

"Professor Huang? Aren't you, as you said? Yun Miao was speechless about this guy's brazenness, she didn't listen to any beatings, and she had to tell some jokes that made people blush.

"This Professor Huang joke is a series, a lot."

"You remember, quite a lot." Yun Miao said with disdain: "If you don't learn, you don't have skills!" Don't tell, Professor Wong, jokes. ”

"Okay, don't say it, then how about I say the jokes of the Chinese, Americans, Japanese series?"

"Is it a meat joke?" Yun Miao asked uneasily.

"No, no, I said it?" Dundee said: "Once upon a time, a plane crashed and was about to crash, there were five people on the plane, and someone had to make a sacrifice to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, and the fighting nation Russian was the bravest, he got up and walked to the door and shouted: 'Long live Russia!'" Dundee said. Jumped down and fell to his death. After a while, the Germans also went to the hatch and shouted: 'Long live Germany!' Jumped down and fell to his death. After a while, the Americans saw that the plane still couldn't work, walked to the hatch and shouted: 'Long live America', and fell to their deaths. Now there are still Chinese and Japanese left on the plane, and the plane is still about to crash, only to see the Chinese stand up and shout 'Long live the People's Republic of China!' ’”

"He jumped?" Yun Miao asked, "Still, Chinese, be brave." ”

"No," Dundee continued, "the Chinese shouted 'Long live the People's Republic of China!'" And then kicked the Japanese down! ”

"Hehe" Yun Miao covered her mouth and chuckled: "It's funny! ”

"Then I'll tell you another Chinese, American, Japanese joke?"

"Tell me."

"Once upon a time, a plane crashed into the jungle, and only one Chinese, an American and a Japanese, survived, and the indigenous tribes in the jungle welcomed them warmly. But these three men were not honest and ran to spy on the chief's wife taking a bath at night, but they were caught. The chief asked the Chinese: 'Do you choose to die or play ** fifty times?' ’”

"Hey! You say yes, don't say it, meat joke! Yun Miao interrupted him with a frown.

"Master, don't worry, listen to me." Dundee brazenly continued: "The Chinese thought that although it hurts, it is better than death, so they say: 'I choose to play ** fifty times!'" He was pulled out, and after a while there came a series of terrible screams, which made the Americans and Japanese shudder, and the Chinese were already unconscious when they were dragged in. The chief asked the Americans again: "Would you rather die or be shot a hundred times?" Why did the Americans double their surprise? However, he didn't dare to bargain, so he had to choose to play ** a hundred times, and an even more miserable cry came in, and the Americans were dragged back with only one breath left. The chief looked at the Japanese and said, 'What about you?' Choose to die or play ** two hundred times? The Japanese were desperate, how painful it would be to play 200 times, so he said righteously: "I choose to die!" ’。 The chief nodded and said, 'Pull it out and bounce until you die!' ’”

"Bounce to, die?! Hehe" Yun Miao let out a string of silver bell-like laughter, and after laughing, his face turned cold, and he raised his hand to flick his fingers and said angrily: "What has been said, you are not allowed to say it, meat jokes." Believe it or not, I'll shoot you too! ”

"What?!" Dundee was shocked: "Master, you want to play me too"

"You're going to die!!" Yun Miao was embarrassed, his face turned red, and he kicked Dundee out of the pavilion with a kick in annoyance

To get back to the point, although he was abused every day, Dundee benefited a lot from the battle with Yun Miao, and his body and eye skills have made great progress. And the cultivation of Chaos Decisive is even faster, meditating every night to absorb the yin and yang qi between heaven and earth, Dundee feels that the speed is so fast that he can't believe it, just like a giant whale absorbing water. A month later, his Chaos Resolve had faintly reached a small half of the first level, his strength and agility had increased by two or three times, and he even felt that his strength was increasing every moment.

Yun Miao is very worried about this, this thing is too against the sky, even the genius of geniuses is not so fast. She reported the situation to her adoptive father Yun Batian, and Yun Batian only replied with two words: "It's okay." Since the master said so, Dundee didn't care, and absorbed the yin and yang qi even more greedily, and said that he was a demonic genius that was rare in a thousand years. But he didn't know that the deeper the skill, the greater the harm, and he was not far from going mad

Regarding the messy problem of Dundee's swordsmanship, Yun Miaomiao had never practiced heavy swordsmanship and couldn't think of any good way, so he had to let him go to his library to read martial arts classics in the hope of gaining something. Dundee lived up to expectations, there are many classics of swordsmanship and knife techniques in the library, and he uses heavy swords for himself, which is more suitable for chopping and slashing, and is not suitable for stabbing characteristics, only looking at the sword law books. What is the gold splitting knife method, the Yuyang knife method, the ** knife method, the ground boring knife method, the Shuntian two places chop, the five tiger broken door knife and so on.

I have to say that Dundee's ability to learn quickly is very rebellious, and books can be directly instilled in his mind when he gets them, and he can't forget them. He first learned all these sword moves, and then removed the turnips, took the essence, and combined with the actual situation of his own use of the heavy sword, he actually created a set of heavy sword swordsmanship that was very suitable for him. After this set of swordsmanship was verified by Yun Miao's actual combat, even a master like her was full of praise and was very satisfied.

Receiving the affirmation of the goddess, Dundee was very proud and decided that it was necessary to give this set of swordsmanship a name to hang the sky. First of all, it was decided to name it "Ritian Sword Technique"! Dundee thought it was enough, dragged enough, and domineering enough, but was severely reprimanded by Yun Miao, saying that the name was too vulgar and disgusting. I had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and finally named it "Dragon Battle Nine Styles"!

Dragon Battle Nine Style! There are a total of 9981 variations of each style of nine moves, in line with Dundee's consistent tradition of bravery, this set of swordsmanship is also full of offensive moves, the moves are wide open and powerful, full of indomitable momentum. And there are also nine lore sword moves: Kamikaze Continuous Sword, Phoenix Scream Extinction Break, Feiyan Slash, Wind and Thunder Three Swords, Angry Dragon Jade Crush, Eagle Vulture Flurry, Holy Seal Cross Slash, Sky Splitting Double Burst, Dragon and Tiger Sky Drive!

He then integrated his attack skills into his sword moves, and he was even more powerful, and he was barely able to fight a tie with Yun Miao, who had suppressed his skills. Even if this set of domineering swordsmanship doesn't need to be used, just a starting hand there, there is a tendency for the mountain rain to come and the wind will fill the building

This night, Dundee tossed and turned after practicing and was extremely bored, there was not even a little modern thing in this TMD Crouching Tiger House, and the mobile phone was handed over again, there was really nothing to play. Dundee looked at the night sky outside the window and suddenly had an idea, the West Chamber, where Yun Miao lived, had never let him in, and was guarded by the Eight King Kongs to prevent him from taking half a step in the Thunder Pool. Why don't you quietly explore the goddess's boudoir tonight to see what the secret is, and besides, during the day today, because of the flowers, she was beaten by Yun Miao to be inhuman, and lurked over to scare her just to avenge the revenge of being flattened. Yun Miao is not a few years older than him, and Dundee has bad thoughts about her, so it is difficult for him to say how much respect he has for this master from the bottom of his heart.

Do what you want, Dundee locked the door from the room, and quietly climbed out of the window, outside the window was quiet and cool breeze, the moon was half-hidden in the faint clouds, it was a good time to steal jade and incense, quack

"Without a trace!" Dundee used his skills, and he immediately disappeared into the air wearing a black trench coat, and it was difficult to find a trace, and he slowly lurked towards the west chamber where Yun Miao lived.

The style of the cloudy dwelling is the same as that of the entire Crouching Tiger House, which is noble and elegant, simple and simple. The strange thing is that Dundee searched back and forth in the West Chamber, and did not see the figure of the goddess Yun Miao, but the "Eight King Kongs" saw three or two, and they didn't know what they were busy with, and with their skills, they naturally would not find Dundee's existence. Just when Dundee wanted to retreat, he found that there was a backyard in the west wing, and in front of the arch of the courtyard stood two of the eight fierce women, vigilantly paying attention to the surroundings, as if even a fly and a flea could not escape their eyes.

"The guards are so tight, that girl must be in the backyard, I don't know what secret things I'm doing?" Dundee's curiosity could no longer be suppressed, and he quietly passed between the two King Kong with bated breath, and entered the backyard through the archway. There is a hole in the backyard, he hides behind a rockery and stretches out his head to look, only to see that the yard is four or five hundred square meters, the rockery, the path, the peach tree is elegantly decorated, and the pink buds on the peach tree are dotted with stars, like a shy little lover. However, these are not the main points, the point is that there is a hot spring in the center of the courtyard, which occupies about a fifth of the yard area, and the surface of the hot spring is light and smoky, and there are a few rose petals floating on the water

This is not the key, the key thing is that there are people in the hot spring pool, Dundee only glanced at it, and he couldn't take his eyes off it. The person was Yun Miao, her whole body was immersed in the hot springs, the towering two snow-capped peaks loomed, her two arms like lotus roots and jade took turns to wash the snow-white fragrant shoulders, and her long hair, which was usually braided, was spread out at this time, like a black waterfall pouring on the water. She had a pretty smile of satisfaction on the corner of her mouth, and a rose petal was mischievously sticking to her slightly blushing cheeks, which was so picturesque!

"Wow! It's really 'hot spring water skiing to wash the cream, the dark fragrance floats to take people's soul'! Brother is drunk" Dundee really couldn't find any words to describe Yun Miao's beauty at this time, and he thought that any adjective about beauty would be a blasphemy to use on her.

"Hey, it's a pity that this situation and this scene were actually seen during voyeurism, shouldn't it!" Dundee restrained himself with great perseverance and withdrew his gaze, although he was not a decent gentleman, he still disdained such things as peeping at people bathing. "Anyway, this girl won't be able to escape the palm of my hand in the future, and then I'll see enough in the open light! Hum! Dundee comforted himself with a few words of Ah Q spirit, and was about to turn around and leave, but he heard a sound of water, and he subconsciously looked at the place where the voice came from

It didn't matter, but Dundee almost didn't spurt a nosebleed. I saw that Yun Miao actually stood up from the hot spring pool and walked up the steps by the pool to the shore, and her snow-white red fruit delicate body was exposed to the moonlight without concealment, exposed to Dundee's eyes! Firm and smooth satin-like skin, the perfect sexy body of the golden ratio, the slender waist, the twin peaks that reach into the clouds, and the pink cherry on the top of the peak The most alluring thing is that her secret place is actually smooth

"I'm Koo! It turned out to be a white tiger!! Dundee's uncontrollable eyes bulge and he breathed heavily

"Who!!" How profound is Yun Miao's skill? Ants passing by can also hear which leg is Mai, not to mention Dundee's heavy breathing, she screamed, turned her head to look at the rockery where Dundee was hiding, and grabbed the clothes not far away with a move in her hand, and put them on at a miraculous speed.

"Oops!" Dundee was shocked, and hurriedly calmed down and didn't dare to make a sound.

"Come out!" Yun Miao Miao shouted again: "Flick your fingers, a finger in the city!" She bent her fingers, "boom", invisible energy popped out from her fingertips, and hit the rockery ten meters away quickly, which seemed to be a soft bullet but was more powerful than a bazooka, and the rockery in front of Dundee was two meters high and three meters wide and was knocked into gravel with a "boom". Dundee is invisible, and there is naturally nothing after the shattered rockery, but Yun Miao Miao did not stop there