Chapter 2 The first apprenticeship mission
"Damn! Depend on! Depend on! Depend on! Depend on! I'll break your family's big watermelon! ”
In the business car of the high-speed train from Kyoto to Nandu, a man with a depressed face and an ugly face as if he had swallowed a lump of soaring was sitting on the seat, looking at a fat man who was laughing and playing with the beauties around him not far away.
This person is Fang Dalei who accepted the first trainee mission, and the fat man not far away is the key person in Fang Dalei's first trainee mission.
The narrative of the mission is: Liang Xiaoen, a famous jewelry merchant in Nandu, has a monster around him, and asks the apprentice Yama Lord 9527 to deal with it.
How to deal with it, no specific requirements were given in the task, whether the monster was done or what was done, it was such a vague request. There is no mention of how to complete the task, it is completely specious.
And the one who gave the task was the machine spirit of the Book of Life and Death, a guy called "Bingbing" by Fang Dalei.
"I said Bingbing, I'm a trainee Lord of Yama, Lord Yama isn't in charge of ghosts, why do you want me to deal with monsters?"
"The trainee did not have enough authority and refused to answer." Bing replied coldly.
"Then there are a total of ten halls of Lord Yama, which hall will I take over after I am promoted to the official Lord of Yama?"
"The trainee did not have enough authority and refused to answer." Bingbing's voice was still cold.
"That ......"
"The trainee did not have enough authority and refused to answer."
"I haven't spoken yet! You're not on the right to! So what questions can you answer me? And what exactly can I do with my permissions? Fang Dalei was depressed, since he received the task before, this machine spirit has been so cold, asking anything is a lack of authority, making Fang Dalei really at a loss.
If it weren't for the obliteration of the other party's left and another carrot and stick with huge benefits, he would have wanted to stop doing it and continue to go back to his old job: a private detective.
Speaking of which, Fang Dalei is also a well-known private detective in Nandu, and this time he came to Yudu to help a rich woman investigate her husband.
Who knew that the other party's vigilance was quite high, seeing that he was being followed, he was afraid that the matter would be revealed, so he drove into Fang Dalei and knocked him off the cliff.
Fang Da Lei, who thought he was dead, was not dead, but he was actually taken to the underworld, met the legendary King Qin Guang among the ten halls of Yama, and also accepted the trial task of the apprentice Yama Lord, and competed with Zhang Yuanyuan.
To say that this Fang Da Lei is also shrewd, knowing that he is a mortal, he will definitely not be able to do the origin of the chapter under normal circumstances, and he can only play Yin if he comes.
So the first thing he did when he came out of the underworld was to get a military crossbow from his relationship. I was afraid that the crossbow was not powerful enough, so I couldn't figure out the origin of the chapter, and I specially painted the ** of seeing blood and sealing the throat on the arrow.
Sure enough, not far from the city, he was chased by Zhang Yuanyuan, so the opening scene happened.
Who knew that after hard work and almost going to the underworld again, he got the origin of the chapter, and came to a trainee task. You still have to deal with the youkai that have taken shape!
That's a shapeshifting youkai! I've been cultivating for at least one or two hundred years! If it's a little more powerful, you have a few hundred years of skill casually, how can you do it?
"If you can answer the question you ask, I will answer you." Bingbing's attitude is still the same.
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"......" This time it was Bingbing's turn to be silent.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Fang Dalei laughed proudly.
He thought that such a boring question, Bingbing, as the instrument spirit of the Book of Life and Death, would definitely not answer, but Bingbing actually replied seriously: "The Book of Life and Death is the treasure of heaven and earth, and I am the instrument spirit conceived in it, the owner of the Book of Life and Death wants me to be a man, I am a man, and wants me to be a woman, I am a woman, but once it is decided, it is fixed." It's just that none of the previous Yama lords have been as boring as you, asking this kind of question and doing this kind of thing. You are currently a trainee Yama Lord, and you can be regarded as having a book of life and death for the time being, and you have the authority to make decisions on such inconsequential issues. ”
Yes, this time it was no longer a mechanical cold answer, but it slapped Fang Dalei fiercely, thinking about it, Lord Yama is an immortal, will they pay attention to the small issue of whether the machine spirit is male or female? I'm afraid that what they are most concerned about is to manage all living beings in the world and improve their strength, and it is only a second-class and boring idler like Fang Dalei who would think of this problem.
But finally there is good news, that is, knowing that he still has some authority, Fang Dalei thought for a while and said: "I still envy those who have Xiaomi's big money, just like Liang Xiaoen, a dead fat man, so let's do it, from today on, you will be my female assistant." ”
Bingbing didn't answer, and was silent for a long time, which can be regarded as acquiescence. Although he didn't reply, Fang Dalei still intuitively felt that Bingbing had a trace of strange emotions.
"By the way, Bingbing, I said that I can't just rush up and tell people, Liang Xiaoen, there are monsters around you, and I'm here to help you get rid of demons. Then people have to think of me as a psychopath. Fang Dalei said.
"The Book of Life and Death can provide you with information about key people in your mission, which you can access at any time." Bingbing replied, and then introduced the method of accessing the book of life and death.
Her answer made Fang Dalei a little surprised, feeling that after becoming a woman, Bingbing seemed to be a little more humane, and was no longer an immutable iceberg for ten thousand years.
It is also very simple to read the book of life and death, look at each other, silently recite "check", and the book of life and death will automatically present the information of the other party in your mind.
Of course, if the other party is not in front of you, you need to know the name or image and conduct a fuzzy search, which is similar to a search engine at some point.
Fang Dalei looked at Liang Xiaoen not far away, concentrated, and silently recited "check"! Suddenly, the quaint and atmospheric cover of the book of life and death appeared in my mind, and then the cover was opened, and Liang Xiaoen's detailed information appeared.
Name: Liang Xiaoen
Gender: Male
Age: 38 years old
Remaining longevity: 47 (up and down, not fixed)
Merit Value: 3 (Generally, mortal merit points are below 10)
In addition to these basic information, Liang Xiaoen's life, what good things he has done, what bad things he has done, even the 8-year-old peeking at a woman taking a bath are all recorded in the book. The details of the records can be described as exhaustive, and the information of the National Security Bureau, the Public Security Bureau, and the Messy Bureau is simply weak compared to the book of life and death. The only regrettable thing is that he can only inquire about his own information, and if he wants to know the information of the people around him, he has to know himself before he can be seated.
In addition to querying this life, the book of life and death actually has the function of turning left and right, the left page shows the things of Liang Xiaoen's previous life, and the right page shows the things of his next life.
When Fang Dalei was about to turn the page left and right, he was prompted that the authority was insufficient and he could not check it.
"Damn permission again!" Fang Dalei shook his head speechlessly. It's just that even though I know the basic information of this guy, it is also more difficult to get close to the other party.
Fang Dalei continued to check the book of life and death, and suddenly found a line of words in the remarks column: Liang Xiaoen will suddenly have a high blood pressure stroke due to obesity at the age of 38 at x, x, if there is no noble person to help, he will end at the age of 38, and if he meets a nobleman, he will turn evil into good fortune, and it will be smooth sailing in the future.
Seeing this, Fang Dalei frowned, he raised his hand and looked at the calendar on his watch: "Nima!" Isn't this guy's stroke just half an hour later! I'll break you watermelon! Bingbing, if this guy dies, will it affect my mission? ”
"I don't have enough authority to answer, but I want to remind you, the key person is very important, and it will be helpful to you in the future, so try to keep him as much as possible."
Hearing the words insufficient authority, Fang Dalei wanted to die depressedly, but the sentence that followed made him feel that Bingbing was indeed a little different.
"That's it! But he had a stroke, not to mention that I am not a doctor, even if I am a doctor, I may not be able to save him. Fang Dalei fell into deep thought, this is really a thorny question.
Suddenly, his brow suddenly relaxed: "That's right! I'm the Lord of Yama, although I'm only an apprentice! But with the book of life and death in hand, it's not a piece of cake to add some life to people! ”
"Don't even think about it......" As soon as the thought came to mind, Bingbing's voice sounded in Fang Dalei's mind.