Chapter 768: Mastery of the Thirty-Six Forms

One cried, two troubled, and three hanged.

At this moment, Uncle Meow brought the moves that women used to the extreme.

"I don't want you to have no conscience, your daughter-in-law also has no conscience, the two of them partnered to sell the emperor to Chiyou, hey, he's a big demon, if the emperor is such a pure dragon has three long and two short, it's all the fault of the two of you."

Uncle Meow howled in his throat and fluttered at Jiang Louyue's body.

Jiang Louyue is embarrassed.

Di Jiuchen was also extremely speechless.

You say you have such a cat at home, what do you do? What can you do!

"What are you crying about, you have already started crying before you start, keep some tears, and when you are alone with your husband, you will cry again."

Chi You turned his head and stared at Uncle Meow with a narrow gaze, the corners of his lips hooked with a cold arc, obviously there was something in his words.

Uncle Meow really stiffened.

Subconsciously used his tail to protect the fragile little jujue flower.

In a very slow way, he turned his head, with a touch of pleading in his red black eyes, looked at Chi You, and said, "That, little Chi, you listen to the emperor's explanation, in fact, the last time in the emperor's mirror, the emperor didn't mean it. ”

"Oh?"

Chiyou raised his eyebrows, stared at the black cat with an extremely hot look, and said, "Honey, I know, you didn't mean it, you did it on purpose. ”

"No, no, no, no."

Uncle Meow's head shook like a rattle, "The emperor didn't mean to close the Emperor's Mirror, the Emperor misses you very much, and the Emperor also wants to chat with you more, but the Emperor didn't stand firm, and accidentally stepped on the Emperor's Mirror, and the mirror was closed, hehehehehe." ”

The corners of Chi You's eyes and lips twitched fiercely: "When you lie, your tail will be very high." ”

"Huh? Have it? ”

A certain meow hurriedly used one paw to press down the tail that was erected high and clamp it up.

"I want to cover it up."

"Huh?" One of the cats began to look around, looking up at the sky, pretending to be stupid.

"What's that on your ear?!"

Chi You's eyes were sharp, "And on the chin, what the hell is that?!" ”

"(⊙o⊙) Huh?"

Uncle Meow looked sluggish, stretched out his meow paws, scratched his triangular ears, and scratched his chin again, "Nothing, is it dirty?" ”

"Dirty!"

Chi You's dark green eyes instantly darkened, "It's dirty!" Very dirty stuff! ”

Lip prints?

Why are there women's red lip prints on the ears and chin of the cheap dragon?

Chi You still exploded, his chest rose and fell violently because of anger, no wonder this guy refused to go home with him, he dared to hook up with a woman here!

"Won't it?" Uncle Meow was rarely sluggish, not realizing that a great danger had come, "Is it that dirty?" The emperor has not bathed for more than a month, and the emperor has not bathed for a year before, and you don't think the emperor is dirty. ”

Chi You gradually got closer, stretched out a hand, directly grabbed the skin on Uncle Meow's neck, lifted him up, and looked at him directly with a judgmental eye: "You dare to look for a woman behind my back?" ”

"Let go of the Emperor! Ah! I hate this position the most! ”

Uncle Meow's four cat paws kicked in the air and struggled hard, "What are you looking for a woman?" The emperor is wholeheartedly devoted to you, and he doesn't want to think about tea and food, where can he find a woman! Treat unjustly! Great injustice! ”

was really caught, and Uncle Meow knew about begging for mercy.

He is a standard liar, he talks about people when he sees people, he talks nonsense when he sees ghosts, he talks about love when he sees his wife, and he talks soft words when he sees beautiful women.

Seeing Uncle Meow being picked up and slipping away, Jiang Louyue breathed a long sigh of relief.

Finally gone, if this Uncle Meow continues to rely on her, she really doesn't know what to do.

Uncle Meow, I'll send you a chrysanthemum remnant, go all the way.

"Since you don't like this posture, the husband will change the posture with you. If you still don't like it, we'll change it again. Anyway, the husband is proficient in the thirty-six styles in the room, which is enough to make you cool from all angles! ”

Chi You stared at a cute seven or eight-year-old baby face, with an innocent smile, but he played a yellow tone on his mouth, which was really not ambiguous at all.

As he spoke, he also blew on Uncle Meow.

The blazing breath hit his face, and the hot Uncle Meow couldn't help but shudder, and he couldn't help but think of the various shameful postures of the two of them in the three thousand worlds.

"Indecent!"

Uncle Meow's ears were hot, and he took a sip at Chi You.

Chi You raised his eyebrows: "If you want to kiss me, you don't have to do this." It is for your husband to give you a kiss. ”

As he spoke, Chi Youtian shamelessly put his handsome and tender little face to Uncle Meow's lips.

Uncle Meow opened his mouth, and with a whin, he unceremoniously left a tooth mark on Chi You's face, which was red, and the shape of the teeth was very obvious, and even bit out blood.

"Shhhh

Chiyou gasped, "You're so ruthless." ”

The flesh on his face was about to be bitten off by Uncle Meow.

"Bite you! Darn! Dirty! Shameless! Uncle Meow showed a fierce light, showed his fangs, showed his two meow claws, and scratched and scratched all kinds of at Chi You's handsome face.

"Alright."

Chi You grabbed Uncle Meow, stopped his evil deeds, and said, "Wife, you haven't explained to me yet, which left the red lip prints on your ears and chin!" ”

"What? Red lip prints? ”

Uncle Meow suddenly stiffened, and a touch of panic crossed his red black eyes, floating left and right.

Broken, broken, broken.

When I went to the Ecstasy Building under the moon, I played with beautiful women and hugged and kissed, and I still left traces?

Ri He's a fairy board!

It's over, it's over, it's over, and when he thinks of the punishment he will face, Uncle Meow can't help but tighten up.

"Which sass-woman left?"

Chi You's voice became colder and colder, and his dark green pupils became more and more terrifying, "Quickly recruit from the truth!" For the husband, I can spare you from dying! If there's something to hide, hehe, you know. ”

"This emperor's move! This emperor's move! This emperor is a move! ”

Uncle Meow was completely stunned into a puddle of mud, and he was so frightened that his liver was about to burst, "It's that one...... What is the name of the Oiran of the Ecstasy Building under the moon, Haruka? Tears? No, no, no, it seems to be called Xia Huan, Emma, I can't remember clearly, or is it called Xiao'er? ”

What Uncle Meow didn't know was that every time he called out a woman's name, Chi You's face would darken.

"I see, those women, you hug them all."

"No, I just called it out and waited for the emperor to drink a sip of wine......"

"Huh."

“!!!” It's broken, and it's leaking.

However, Uncle Meow wanted to run, but it was too late.

Jiang Louyue and Emperor Jiuchen and his party had already walked to the Tiandao Gate, and as soon as the group went up the mountain, Chi You caught Uncle Meow and stuffed it into Jiang Louyue's cabin to carry out all kinds of shameful punishments.