After class, Yun Kai dragged Jin Yutang to visit Yan Xiaoyi in the Second Hospital of the city.

After returning from Shennongjia, Yunkai has been busy detoxifying Long Xingyun, and when he heard Sun Xiaoqing say that the goods were very happy in the hospital, he put his mind at ease and did not visit, and it has been delayed until today. Jin Yutang, the rich second generation, has a luxury car, and not long after the two drove out of Yuzhou University, Yunkai suddenly received a strange call, which turned out to be from Yu Xizhou.

"Brother Yun enjoyed a good glass of wine last time, and I still remember it vividly." Yu Xizhou's voice is still neither yin nor yang. "I wonder if there's a chance to invite Brother Yun back?"

"Brother Yu, you are so polite. Haven't I eaten your eel fillet too? ”

"There is a bar downstairs in the Liangjiang Guild Hall, Yan Xiaoyi should know there." Yu Xizhou continued: "If Brother Yun is still not at ease, you can call other friends, and we will see you there!" ”

Yun Kai got off the phone, trying to figure out the other party's intentions. Jin Yutang asked, "Who is Yu Xizhou?" ”

"It's the guy I said hello to when I ate hot pot the night before." Yun Kai did not say the origin of Yu Xizhou, nor did he say that the other party had poisoned the eel fillet. In Yunkai's understanding, it is better for Jin otaku to deal less with these mischievous guys.

In esoteric Chinese culture and semantics, there are many very different meanings for people to invite you to drink. Relatives generally don't invite you to drink, and the family doesn't have so many detours; Brother invited you to drink, that is to find someone to complain about his wife's bad words; The boss invites you to drink, and it is a glass of wine to release the military power to fire you squid; When the opponent asks you to drink, it is a boiled wine and the hero beats and beats you; The enemy invites you to drink, and that is the Hongmen banquet that wants your life; The confidante invites you to drink, it's because people are too tired to knead the Tao, hurry up and take the condom......

Yu Xizhou is not a brother, nor is he a red face, so this wine is worth scrutinizing. Yan Xiaoyi's twin brother is still in the other party's hands, and Yunkai also has some mouse traps, so he just went to the hospital to discuss countermeasures with Yan Xiaoyi and Su Hang.

When the two arrived at the inpatient department, Guo Minmin, the head nurse, saw that Yunkai was back, and pulled him over in surprise and said, "Do you still know to come back?" It can worry people to death! What age do you say this is, and you still run out to collect medicine like a herbalist, do you think you are Li Shizhen or Huang Yaoshi? Hurry up and let Sister Min Min check if there are any missing arms and legs! ”

Yun Kai was trained to have no temper at all, and hurriedly affirmed: "Sister Minmin, I'm fine...... It's really nothing! ”

Guo Minmin quickly examined it with extremely professional surgical techniques, and when he didn't even intend to let go of the tools for inheritance, Yun Kai hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover it and said, "Sister Minmin, you don't need to check it, you can straight, bend, bend and stretch......"

Guo Minmin breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and said, "Then I'll rest assured, you can go in quickly." We all know about Yan Xiaoyi blocking the gun for you, this kind of friend can be made, if you are not allergic, Sister Min has to remind you, don't learn from him to see one and love another, this won't cause trouble......"

Yun Kai and Jin Yutang glanced at each other and asked suspiciously, "What's going on again?" ”

Guo Minmin pouted in the direction of the ward, shook his head angrily and said, "Go over and see for yourself!" ”

The gossip hearts of the two were suddenly suspended, and they approached Yan Xiaoyi's special care ward lightly, and heard a crying and shouting female voice from a distance: "Yan Xiaoyi, do you love me or her?" You say! ”

"Xiaoyu, of course I love you!" Yan Xiaoyi's voice was very affirmative. But before his words fell, he let out a "hiss" cry of pain from his mouth: "Please don't pinch, it hurts!" ”

"Yo, you know the pain!" Another angry, seemingly squeezed out of her teeth, said, "You don't know how much pain the old lady's heart has!" What did you say when you opened the house last month, you bastard? The most romantic thing I can think of is to try all the poses with you - my mother has never tried the posture of pulling her ears and turning around three times! ”

"Ahh You're still going to open a room?! Xiaoyu cried even worse: "Yan Xiaoyi, you bastard!" ”

Yun Kai and his little friends outside the ward were stunned. Although the two little virgins couldn't understand what they were talking about, they felt so powerful, it seemed that Yan Xiaoyi's situation was not good, and they defended in their mouths: "I love you too, really!" ”

"I didn't see that you were still a love wholesaler!" He sneered twice and said, "Did you see a pig on the side of the road, and you would also say that I love you?" ”

"How is that possible? You're not pigs......"

"Of course we are not," the two victims said in unison, "You're a pig!" ”

"Girl, let's go! This kind of heartless man is not worth nostalgia, so let's buy cucumbers and use ......"

As if he didn't want to say any more, he opened the door with a "bang".

The two people standing outside the door hurriedly flashed to the side, and were stunned to see two beautiful women, one tall and one short, walking away without looking back.

Yan Xiaoyi looked up and saw that it was Yunkai and Jin Yutang, and immediately put the quilt on his head, and he had no face to see anyone.

The two of them entered the door and found that the bouquet that was originally placed at the head of the bed had already been torn apart, and the petals were thrown to the ground and stepped on in a messy manner, which shows how much the two beauties hate Yan Xiaoyi. Being liked by a beautiful woman is peach blossom luck, and being liked by two beauties becomes a peach blossom catastrophe - but this kind of catastrophe cannot be replaced by others, and love can't help wow.

Yunkai pulled Yan Xiaoyi's quilt and dragged it down, Yan Xiaoyi covered his face and refused to let it - this thing is still ashamed, indicating that there is still a possibility of saving. Yun Kai asked cautiously, "Didn't you say that you enjoyed sexual happiness in the hospital, why did it become like this?" ”

"Don't ask, it's all tears." Yan Xiaoyi said angrily: "Don't pay attention to me, let me cry for a while......"

Under the repeated questioning of Yunkai and Jin Yutang, this thing said that everyone was fine, and he was accompanied by different beauties every day, but he didn't expect to be happy and sad under the boundless blessings. When I came to visit the hospital yesterday, this thing was accidentally called Xiaoyu, and I pretended not to hear it at the time, but I kept an eye on it and made a surprise attack today, and directly caught Xiaoyu who was talking to him, and then things went wrong......

Jin Yutang's evaluation of this was nozuonodie, Yun Kai stared at Yan Xiaoyi for a long time, and held back a sentence: "Do you know which idiom is the most appropriate to describe you?" ”

"Morning and evening?"

"It's wrong, it's not three."

"You just say I'm good." Yan Xiaoyi frowned and said self-deprecatingly: "This thing tells us a truth, you must learn a lesson......

Jin Yutang and Yunkai thought that he must have a heart-wrenching understanding after this blow, and asked seriously: "Lesson of Shenma?" ”

"For all female pot friends, you must change the common names such as dear and baby!"

"You've given up on treatment!" Yun Kai was too lazy to talk to this jjww, so he directly turned to the topic and said: "Yu Xizhou invites us to go to the Liangjiang Hall for a drink......

"Yu Xizhou!" Yan Xiaoyi sat up from the bed and asked nervously, "Did he find you directly?" ”

Yun Kai nodded and didn't speak. Jin Yutang was a very discerning person, and immediately stood up and said, "You guys talk." I'll go and see if Dean Qin is there, he has finished drinking the medicine he prescribed for my old man. ”

After Jin Yutang went out, Yun Kai asked Yan Xiaoyi, "What's the matter with you and the Five Poison Sect?" ”

"That's a long story." Yan Xiaoyi said depressedly: "Our twin doors are thieves, and there are mostly twin brothers or sisters in the door, one in the light and the other in the dark, and few people can catch our handles......"

"The founder of your twin gates is very smart."

"What else do you need to say?" Yan Xiaoyi said arrogantly: "Our Twin Sect Patriarch is empty, and the history books describe him as 'people can't peep at it, ghosts can't sneak into it, from the emptiness to the underworld, the good is invisible and disappears', the biggest secret is that the ancestor is also two twin brothers!" ”

"Sounds amazing." Yun Kai said a little teasingly: "What a powerful sect, why was your brother kidnapped by the Five Poisons Sect?" ”

Yan Xiaoyi said angrily: "Are you embarrassed to say it? It's all about you! ”

"Don't you spew blood—I don't know your brother, do you have anything to do with me?"

"If it weren't for the fact that you took someone else's "Five Poisons Sutra", the people of the Five Poisons Gate would set up a trap for me?!"

After a fierce quarrel between the two and blaming each other, they had to sit down to discuss the matter of dealing with the Five Poison Sect. It turned out that the Five Poisons Gate had been trying to get back the "Five Poisons Sutra" all these years, but he couldn't put his grandfather Yun Jingtian in a bad position, so someone came up with an idea: steal.

Stealing is as technical as poisoning, and there is no other choice but to find an expert like the Twin Gates. The people of the Five Poisons Gate, who do not care about the conscience of the industry, first entrusted a simple task to let the Shuangzimen steal a copy of the Song Dynasty "Luo Shen Fu Tu", and this task fell to Yan Xiaoyi and his brother Yan Xiaoding.

Fighting brothers, fathers and sons, the brothers teamed up to easily get the painting, but Yan Xiaoding was poisoned and fainted when checking the authenticity of the work and was detained by the owner of the painting, only Yan Xiaoyi, who secretly responded, escaped-It turned out that all this was a pit deliberately dug by the Five Poison Gate, and the secret identity of the owner of the painting was the Five Poison Gate.

Of course, the owner of the painting will not admit it, and the task client also bites back and says that the twin doors are not as good as people, who will the twin doors to reason? The owner of the painting found Yan Xiaoyi at this time and asked him to exchange the "Five Poisons Sutra" for his brother's life, and the rest of the matter Yunkai knew about it, Yan Xiaoyi, as an insurance salesman, approached him with a dead face......

Yun Kai's doubts were that since Yu Xizhou took the initiative to make a bet on poison, he simply agreed, why did he ask him to drink at this time?

Yan Xiaoyi frowned and said, "Eighty percent is related to the internal struggle of the Five Poison Sects. ”

"How?"

"The people of the Five Poisons Gate are named after raising poisonous insects, and the so-called five poisons refer to the five poisons of scorpions, snakes, bees, snakes, and centipedes," Yan Xiaoyi explained: "The people of the Five Poisons Sect must choose one of them to be raised as a poisonous pet, which is the Gu poison that outsiders talk about." ”

Yun Kai nodded, as if the bracelet was his poisonous pet. After the old man studied the "Five Poisons Sutra", he thought that the thinking of the Five Poisons Gate was too narrow and conservative, and then began a long animal experiment, and finally raised the strange bracelet.

The experiment can be said to have been successful or failed. It is true that the bracelet has a fairly high IQ, but it is a product of genetic mutation under the destruction of poison, and it is completely reproducible, so the bracelet is a unique creature in this world, singing "I am a little bird" every day...... Whew......"

"The people of the Five Poisons Sect also changed their surnames to the five surnames of Xie, She, Feng, Yu, and Wu, which correspond to the homophonic five poisons, and the newly accepted people must also change their surnames with Gu, and gradually formed the later five surnames of Xiangxi." Yan Xiaoyi continued: "With the migration of the population and the expansion of power, the estrangement and contradictions between the five surnames have gradually arisen - what the internal situation is, outsiders do not know. I only know that the surname of the person who pit our brothers is Feng ......"

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