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"Don't do anything stupid, you committed suicide, I can't tell you clearly!" Fengping shouted. Such a big beauty is shattered like this, it's a pity! How much weight can a lotus leaf hold? I'm afraid it can be counted in grams.

However, there are no absolutes, Shu Linxiu interpreted this concept at this moment, when the falling body was about to approach the water, the toes of a little lotus leaf, and then a few feet high and floated to another leaf outside the zhang. After doing this three times, they went ashore in a short time.

"Flying beauty, when I get caught, I have to strip off my clothes to see if I have my wings." Fuhei laughed.

"There's a kind of you who also fly over with light skills." Shu Linxiu's proud mood was stirred up by him, and he was furious.

"You're waiting, I'm going to put you in the grass." Fengping jumped to his feet and shouted.

After speaking, he lit a cigarette and looked for his way around, he didn't dare to show off like others, and the light work was his short eyelid.

Shu Linxiu couldn't cry or laugh, and saw that the other party couldn't get around in a few minutes, so he thought hard about how to deal with it. This guy is really as difficult to deal with as the legend says, and the plan he made before will have to be revisited.

Fengping walked very slowly, two steps divided into three steps, and did not forget to admire the koi in the lake, just to say that the other party was half angry.

When he arrived at the place, he changed his attitude again, hurriedly took off his shirt again, his eyes widened, and he shouted in a rough voice: "I'm going to grunt with you today, I have to press you to become old!" ”

"That's it, that's it!" Shu Linxiu sighed. Not only does she have a habit of cleanliness, but she hates men even more in her heart, and she is not married because she is not confused by her old age, how can she wrestle with others?

He reprimanded: "Put your clothes on, what do you look like!" I don't know you like a rough man ... ”

Feng Ping was unwilling to give up, and said nonsense: "Rough? How do you know?。。。 ”

They didn't let him continue to talk nonsense, that is, they said, "Okay, you stay here first, and wait for me to arrange for you to meet as a husband and wife." Then he left, never looking at him again.

lived in Baihui Garden like this, and took Lian Zheng over, where to find free food and accommodation?

When Feng Ping ignored Lian Zheng's persuasion, he slipped out of the guest room on the third floor, and wanted to look around, but he didn't want to go to the second floor, but he was intercepted by two security guards, and sternly told him: "No one is allowed to go out at night without the permission of General Manager Shu Wan." We are patrolling 24 hours a day, never non-stop. ”

Feng Ping frowned and asked, "Can't you go down and buy a pack of cigarettes?" ”

The security guard replied, "You are a valued guest, as long as you need it, we will deliver it to your door, including three meals a day." ”

Feng Ping is speechless, what are you fighting with the security guard? Came back in a wrench.

Lian Zheng continued, and said with a wry smile: "There are only two of us on the entire third floor, which is easy to manage!" ”

Feng Ping said indignantly: "During the day, we are only allowed to walk in the front and back yards, but everyone ignores us, let alone call out the door, what is the difference between this and house arrest." ”

"No way, wait two more days to see." There is no good solution even for righteousness.

Three days later, Feng Ping couldn't sit still, so he came to Shu Wan's office early in the morning and asked, "Big housekeeper, where has your aunt been these days?" I can't even see a ghost. ”

Shu Wan has a general understanding of his temperament through getting along in the past few days, and knows that once he repeats foul language, it is a sign of picking quarrels and provoking trouble.

Then he smiled and asked, "Brother Feng, are you not satisfied with the past few days?" If there is a misservice in the service, I will ask them to correct it. ”

People often say: Raise your hand and don't hit a smiling person, but Fengping belongs to an alternative, that is, he said: "Of course I am not satisfied, she promised me to meet my wife as soon as possible, how can she not believe it?" Then tell her that I won't see anyone before dark, so I'll sleep in her bed. "Just leave.

"Shu Lin's beautiful eyes are above the top, I'm afraid I won't be threatened by you." Lian Zheng reminded him.

Feng Ping smiled proudly: "It depends on who threatens her, I dare to bet you, before dark, there will be an answer." ”

"I hope so." Lian Zheng has no intention of raising the bar.

Feng Ping's prediction was very accurate, and someone came to invite them in the evening, saying, "Master Shu will set up a banquet in the restaurant to entertain the two." ”

Feng Ping said triumphantly to Lian Zheng: "What? I told you a long time ago that I am her nemesis, and I can kill her. ”

Lian Zheng smiled and said, "So I never make any bets with you." ”

There is only one master in the elegant room to accompany him, and there are many dishes, but they are all light, and he shouted: "You eat fasting and chanting Buddha by yourself, but don't wronged others." Is this a treat? ”

Shu Linxiu nodded and instructed the waiter outside the door: "Buy them some lo-mei, it's okay to buy more." ”

He said to them: "I'm sorry, we don't eat meat, we have to go out and buy it." ”

The wine was the expensive Louis XIII, but Feng Ping was dissatisfied: "This is also wine?" Only those fake foreign devils who look at foreign countries as better than their motherland think that foreign wine is delicious... ”

"Okay, I'll let someone buy Moutai for you." Shu Linxiu also did not raise the bar with him.

When the things are ready, Feng Ping simply doesn't even use chopsticks, just tears the roast chicken in half with his hands, chews it in a big mouth, and makes his hands and mouth full of greasy.

Shu Linxiu finally couldn't bear his eating appearance, and asked lightly: "There is a way in the sky, and there is more than enough to make up for the deficiency." You are also a cultivator, so why can't you stop drinking and meat? I don't know if this is harmful to the body and Taoism? ”

Feng Ping knew that since he started a sect, he must be familiar with the three teachings of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, and he can't debate doctrines with her, but he has to follow his own "way", and he smiled at the moment: "Cultivation, cultivation, cocooning and self-restraint, rather than being willing to practice asceticism, it is better to enjoy life, my brother would rather experience in the red dust... ”

Shu Linxiu disagreed, so he intercepted his words and reprimanded: "I don't know how many people envy your achievements, but you don't cherish the ruined avenue, it's really a sigh!" ”

"Haha" smiled, and Feng Ping looked at it with disdain: "It's ridiculous to use a little woman's eyes to examine my brother's compassionate supreme avenue." The little ones don't know the big ones, and the little ones don't know the big years, so don't say anything more. ”

Lian Zheng almost sprayed rice, this guy is too thick-skinned!

Shu Linxiu smiled and asked, "Do you think that strong words are clever?" Let me ask you again, what is your greatest ambition in life? ”

Feng Pingfu replied matter-of-factly: "Different stages, ideas are naturally different. When I wore open crotch pants, I put on a small * and said to people that I want to be president when I grow up... ”

"Don't play hooligan!" Shu Linxiu hurriedly reprimanded.

Feng Ping smiled and said: "Let's talk about it now, I have no ambitions, I just hope that the whole world will be peaceful, people will live and work in peace and contentment, and there will be no war and disaster." ”

Major principle. Shu Linxiu smiled, and asked: "Don't say anything else, just mean that you have already violated your marriage law in the relationship between men and women, don't mention bigamy, and play hooligans everywhere like stallions... ”

"What's in your way? Do you want to do the right thing for heaven? Of course, Fengping didn't want to listen to it anymore.

Lian Zheng saw her replacing wine with water, and said: "Master Shu is rich and rivals the country, but he is willing to work hard to cultivate himself, which is really admirable." "He has already seen that people's cultivation is not only congenital, I am afraid that they are about to become married.

Shu Linxiu was very polite to Lian Zheng, and said: "You can't be praised by President Lian, and your cultivation is not far from the congenital." ”

"Where is Master Shu's ancestral hometown? Is there anyone else in my hometown? Lian Zheng was afraid that Fengping would make the atmosphere too stiff, and he had the intention of chatting.

"Zhedong, there are no more people, they are all starving to death!" Shu Linxiu's answer was full of hatred.

Lian Zheng frowned and was silent, Feng Ping suddenly realized, and said: "No wonder you played and sang so well in the 'Hu Ji Eighteen Beats' that day, it turned out to be a hard-working child!" ”

Shu Linxiu ignored his sarcasm, and recounted to himself: "The Shu family is a Wang clan in eastern Zhejiang, which has been documented for more than 70 generations, and the famine in five or eight years almost ruined the entire Shu clan, only my father endured the charge of treason and escaped with our brothers and sisters!" ”

Lian Zheng nodded and said, "The past is over, and those who come can be chased." The state has long since corrected its mistakes and is now giving top priority to developing the economy and improving the people's living standards. And if you don't blame the people who couldn't think about it at that time, you can go back and see, I'm afraid your hometown has changed dramatically. ”

"Mourning is greater than heart death, I am no longer Chinese!" Shu Linxiu sighed.

Feng Ping smiled and said, "I have learned Tuina massage and kindergarten teacher, which can cure your heart disease and guarantee that you will still be a Chinese... ”

"Get out of the way." Shu Linxiu scolded with a smile. It's hard for a guy like Fuhira to maintain an elegant demeanor!

Feng Ping didn't forget the matter, and asked directly: "Your niece passed the word on?" You're not going to let me get to your bed, are you? ”

Shu Linxiu glared at him, and said in a deep voice: "I also just came back not long ago, and it is not realistic to arrange a meeting between you now, tomorrow." ”

"You want me to break my promise? Or do you really want me to you ... Feng Ping sneered.

Shu Linxiu didn't let him talk nonsense anymore, and scolded: "Bastard, can't you wait all night? ”

"Of course I can't wait, I've been waiting for four or five years, and I don't want to wait any longer." The wind is calm and vibrating.

Shu Linxiu was angry, this kid put his nose on his face, but she couldn't help it, and she could still say calmly: "Okay, I'll let you see one of them tonight, but I have one condition." "Stop talking.

Feng Ping had already been mentally prepared, and said with a smile: "Zi said: 'Only women and villains are difficult to raise. Say, I'll see if I can handle it. ”

Shu Linxiu pondered for a moment and said, "I want to open two health centers in Chinese mainland, and I need the great assistance of the two of them." ”

Feng Ping and Lian Zheng glanced at each other, and were silent for a while, this girl has ill intentions and wants to preach in the mainland?

Lian Zheng coughed twice, and then said: "Master Shu must have known the system of the motherland, believed in materialism, and resolutely put an end to the crooked ways of evil sects... ”

Before he could say anything, Shu Linxiu disagreed: "How many tribulations did Shakyamuni go through at the beginning of his preaching? Wasn't Jesus crucified? A gentleman is not worried about death, and he is worried that his way cannot be heard. I have read a lot of books and traveled all over Asia, Europe, the United States, and the United States, and I have already formed a complete set of teachings, and it is my greatest ambition in this life to let more people get liberation from disease and suffering. ”

"Damn, a cult demon girl who doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't look back!" Feng Ping smiled bitterly.

"How do you know that my 'Xiangxiang Sect' is a crooked way of the evil sect?。。。" Shu Linxiu was furious.

Feng Ping didn't have the heart to listen to her preaching, and smiled maliciously: "If you want us to help you, you have to convince me that you give me a flesh cloth tonight... Hey, what do you want to do? ”

Before he could say anything, he saw that people were angry and went to serve the fish soup pot, if he brought him the soup with meat, the taste would definitely be uncomfortable! Busy leaving the seat to dodge.

"Gegege." Shu Linxiu's laughter was as pleasant as a silver bell, and a generation of masters finally showed the look that a little woman should have!

But it was only a flash, and then he sank his face and reprimanded him: "Men and women are happy, the gift of Zhou Gong, what a mysterious and pleasant thing, but it is not good to be ruined by you, a vulgar person!" You are a true thief of flowers, and the third rule of our canon is to punish adultery... ”

Feng Ping jumped up and interrupted her loudly: "I suddenly have a great ambition, that is, to learn from the Yellow Emperor and ascend to the throne of three thousand women... ”

"You scoundrel, die!" Shu Linxiu grabbed the chopsticks on the table in anger, and threw the soup spoon at him.

Don't underestimate these inconspicuous gadgets, in the hands of the masters of the inner family, they are also murderous weapons. And these three little things were attacked by the internal force with sharp energy, Feng Ping was a little busy at the beginning, but he had to use his real skills, his feet did not move his proportions, I saw his body shaking continuously, and he narrowly avoided it.

In the four years of "Qifeng Valley", he has received the guidance and sparring of his master, senior brother, Tieguan Daoist and his wife.

"Good body!" Shu Linxiu had to nod in praise.

"Stinky are looking for death." Feng Ping was worried that there were maggots in the hole, so he pounced immediately.

I didn't want to be stopped by Lian Zheng, he said to Shu Linxiu seriously: "Master Shu has found the wrong person, and I don't want to think about what kind of business we do!" The two of us would rather lose our lives than watch others endanger the security of the motherland. After speaking, he pulled the unwilling Fengping and left.

Shu Linxiu did not stop it, nor was she angry, seeing that people were far away, she leisurely drank a sip of water, and said to herself lightly: "I knew that you would not easily comply, but this is not Chinese mainland, even if you are a true dragon, you can't suppress my local snake, and you have to ask me." Let's play with you slowly. ”

and returned to the guest room, Feng Ping said dissatisfiedly: "I was about to take the opportunity to take her, what are you doing?" ”

"Do you care about the lives and deaths of your wives? The surname Shu is also a ruthless character who can say it, don't force her to do things that everyone regrets. Lian Zheng didn't have a good voice.

Feng Ping said disapprovingly: "Throwing rats is certainly taboo, but if she keeps blackmailing, we will become more and more passive." ”

Lian Zheng nodded and said, "Don't worry, we can't leave recently anyway, so we'll be patient to see what tricks she has." ”

The wind is silent, and it can only be so for now. Even after leaving, he couldn't calm down while lying on the bed, and when he was thinking nonsense, there was a knock on the door, and Feng Ping was excited, could it be that they came?

jumped out of bed and hurriedly opened the door, and it was indeed a woman, and it was a big beauty he was very familiar with. Creeps on the cusp

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