Chapter 485: Worship
In this era, there are probably not many people who can open their mouths and say wrong.
Except for a small number of extremely pedantic poor sour Confucians, I'm afraid there is only that guy surnamed Bao.
And this guy is full of feces, and it is easy to offend people, and it looks as if his head is full of poop.
"You...... You are talking nonsense! I just took a look, how could it be that the feng shui of your knife was broken? Besides, what feng shui can a knife have? ”
Xiao Qi has never met such a superb character. So it's a bit overwhelming!
"No, no! This man has feng shui, the earth has feng shui, and the knife also has feng shui. It's just that you're too young to understand these things, if you want to understand it soon, go home and take a few more sips of milk! ”
This bag is really different, and even a child can be buried like this.
In the face of this kind of person, Xiao Qi also felt a little blind, so he could only glare at him angrily, and then said, "You are simply a bastard!" Ignore you! ”
"Boy, go back to feeding! Don't hang around here, you kid! Look at your father and mother, all look at this side! ”
The voice was a little high-pitched, coming from the person on the other side of the bag. This man is slender and has a mustache, which looks a little weird.
"You're talking nonsense, you have to go home to feed! I'm no longer breastfeeding! ”
Xiao Qi held his face and looked at this person very unhappily.
"Dare to ask if the two of them are Mr. Bao San, and Mr. Storm Four?" Seeing this, Zhang Ye was unwilling to let the two big men bury his son, so he walked over and asked.
"Definitely! Definitely! The bag is not here, and the storm is not here. ”
"Do you think I'm a three-year-old? Those who can talk like this in the rivers and lakes. Who else will be different besides the package? Rui'er was very knowledgeable, so she walked behind Zhang Ye. looked at the two of them very angrily.
"Yo! I can't imagine that the names of our brothers even know the hairy children who have not dried up? "Storm Evil likes to fight though. But after all, not stupid. After looking at Zhang Ye and the group of people, he said to Rui'er.
"So you admit that you are different and evil?" Xiao Qi squatted on the ground and looked at the two of them with some surprise, "Sure enough, one of you is a straw bag and the other is a pusy bag!" ”
Speaking of this, Xiao Qi stood up and prepared to leave. In that way, it was as if I was afraid of being infected by these two people.
After all, adults don't get angry with children, but being despised by such a little child will also look very depressed.
So when Xiao Qi stood up. Bao Wei and Feng Bo Evil knocked him on the head.
"Ouch! Why are you beating me! ”
Xiao Qi hugged his head and looked at the two of them very unhappily.
"No, no, no, this is not beating you, but teaching you a lesson for your father." Speaking of this, Bao Wei glanced at Zhang Ye too strictly. Seeing that he is handsome and slender, he has a bit of Pan An's style. A hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, but he kept saying, "Words, you can't raise your godfather." Look at you, you can be considered to be knowledgeable. How can you teach a child to squirt feces all over his mouth? ”
If it weren't for the fact that Bao didn't have a different temperament, I'm afraid Zhang Ye would have killed this guy a long time ago!
Don't think daddy won't hit someone!
But he knows very well that Bao is different from this character. Except for death and not admitting mistakes. In addition to being a little poisonous in his mouth, in fact, his nature is not bad, and he is bold and straightforward.
It's just that although Zhang Ye is relatively clear about these situations. But the other kids don't know!
So they all stared at each other, looking at Bao Wei and the storm with an indignant look.
"Alas! What are you watching me do? Go and go! ”
"Big bad! You're the big badass! At this time, Xiao Linglong spoke first. This girl came to Zhang Ye's side. Grabbing his hand, he puffed up.
"That's right! Right! You're all big badass! It's all bad boys! Xin'er doesn't like you! ”
"Yes. It's so hateful! Just throw it out! ”
"No one can live well after scolding us."
"So you're dead!"
"No, no! I'm teaching you to be good people, otherwise you'll offend people in the future! ”
"A bunch of unlucky kids, don't talk like that. Be careful, uncle, to shut your mouths later. ”
"Here you go! Here you go! I'm not afraid of you! Feng'er ran directly in front of the two of them and continued to provoke them.
"That's right! Right! Right! None of us are afraid of you. ”
"Be careful, I beat you all the out."
"Hey...... Stinky boy, come here, let the uncle see how you beat me to the ground! Feng Bo looked at Xiao Jiu evilly, and he was so angry that he smoked.
"No, no! I'm educating you, if your dad doesn't teach you well, then I'll be the only one to do it for you! ”
At this time, Storm Evil and Bao were surrounded by a group of baby dragons, constantly noisy and shouting.
But after all, they only have one mouth, how can they talk about these clever little guys? Even if Xiao Linglong is not mature in their thinking, they have learned so many things, and they are also very smart.
So, although these little guys are turning over and over are some nonsense. But for different bags, their lethality is also very strong.
It is precisely because of this that Bao is different and follows the two evils, and in the battle against the baby dragon, they gradually fall into disadvantage.
I can't help it!
These little guys are so clever! didn't fight with them at all, but said some inexplicable things, and pointed the finger at the two of them, and even a fat boy took the lead and constantly provoked the two of them.
If this matter had been put on someone else, the two of them would have already started beating people!
But the people who talked to them were little kids who were only three feet tall. So even if there was a fire in the belly, it didn't go out of the way.
A dignified seven-foot man, it's impossible to be angry with a child!
If you get angry with these kids, what will happen to them? And if it gets out. Then they don't mess around on the rivers and lakes, and go home and farm.
Because when the time comes, it will be certain that the entire people in the rivers and lakes will look down on them. Being looked down upon. No one is convinced, no one is convinced. How can we start with the great cause of helping the Murong family?
"Big bad! Big Bad! You're all big badass! ”
At this time, the children held hands and formed a circle, surrounded by the storm and the bag, and kept shouting the same sentence in their mouths.
"Big bad! Big Bad! You're all big badass! ”
It's deadly!
You know, children's minds are very playful, and once they start playing, they will definitely not be able to stop in a short time.
When it first started. The package is different and the turmoil is still bearable.
Because with their cultivation, they can completely regard these words as a deaf ear.
But that's the limit!
It's okay for a short time, but if it's a long time, it's troublesome!
Because these children are so annoying!
It's like a kind of mental torture for interrogation. If you don't let people sleep, you may be able to last a long time, but if you fix a person somewhere and then keep dripping water from the top of your head, it's terrible.
This torture can be endured for a short time. But as time goes on, people become more and more irritable and miserable.
And it's a mental anguish. It can almost drive people crazy.
Now the package is different, and that's what they're facing.
At first, I was able to ignore it.
Lao Tzu can't say it, let's stop talking about it! Count you guys awesome!
So with this mentality, the two of them can still drink a glass of wine with you and me. But when Zhang Ye's meal was almost finished. The package is different, and the two can't stand it.
It's horrible! It's just life-threatening!
Because at first, they thought it wouldn't take long for these children to calm down. After all, if no one takes care of them, they will not be interested. This situation can be solved immediately.
But what they didn't expect was that the children had already started to play. If it's one or two kids. Their approach will really work, but when the number of children increases to ten.
Then it's not something that the two of them can solve without talking and ignoring.
Because at this moment. Children have taken this kind of thing as a game.
Since it's a game, let's play it together!
And you can play for a long time.
Therefore, Bao Different and Storm Evil can be regarded as blood mold. was accused of being a bad guy by the children in unison, which lasted for nearly twenty minutes.
"You're all uncles! That's it! Count me on as an old man! The corners of the evil mouth twitched, and I was made to cry by this group of children!
And Bao is different from the character of not admitting mistakes, so he did not give in to this matter. Just by looking at his face, you can know that now he is also uncomfortable, his face is full of bitterness, as if he has eaten poop.
"This brother! Can you bring all your children back? After a long while, Bao Wei finally spoke!
This time, he didn't start with a mantra, but arched his hand directly at Zhang Ye and said.
“……”
Zhang Ye and Hu Xinrui glanced at each other, with some surprise in their eyes.
These kids are amazing! can actually make Bao Wei's poisonous tongue soft, if this spreads, I am afraid that the names of these little guys will be known immediately in the rivers and lakes.
Because of the different bags since his debut, it seems that no one has ever been able to make him soft in his mouth! These little guys are also a precedent!
"Mr. Bao San, where are the words! These little guys are not sensible, and I hope Mr. Bao San will not forget to go to his heart! If these children have caused any inconvenience to Mr. Bao San, I apologize to Mr. Bao San for the children here! Zhang Ye smiled and arched his hand to Bao Wei.
Who knows, after hearing this, Bao Wei's face suddenly became even more bitter!
Damn it! Knowing that your own children will make such troubles, why don't you get these little ones away sooner? It's so bad that I'm about to be spit up by this group of little people!
Seeing his appearance, Zhang Ye also felt that it was almost the same. If the other party is angry, I am afraid that they will offend others. So they beckoned to Xiao Linglong, "Linglong, I'm coming back with my brothers!" ”
"Hmmm! Well! ”
Xiao Linglong is a good child, and after hearing her father's words, she immediately took her brother's hand and walked over.
If you pay attention to it, you will find that the order of these children is not out of order at all. (To be continued......)