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Hey ~ pants ~ Your name is very cheap~Don't blame me~ It's all your mother's opinion~

Hey ~ pants ~ I'm not framing ~ who else but you ~ urinate everywhere ~ ……

Adjusting the atmosphere, Lin Zaishan played ukulele and sang Song Dongye's "Hey, Pants" seriously. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In addition to the local taxi drivers in Canada who can't understand it, Li Xiaoni, Li Yani and VJ Zhao Hongguo, who can understand this song, are all confused by Lin Zaishan's fresh and funny work.

Having just been stimulated by a slut, Li Yani's nerves are very sensitive, and she wants to say that Lin Zaishan is also crazy? What is he singing? Pants? You heard that right! He's singing about pants, right?

Li Xiaoni had heard Lin Zaishan sing some particularly funny songs before, but they were all singing and playing in private.

Now in front of the camera, why did Lin Zaishan sing "Pants"? That's too cheesy, isn't it?

And the lyrics he sang are very inexplicable, what is he talking about? Pants open to defecate?

Lin Zaishan didn't care about the incomprehensible expressions of others, and continued to sing seriously-

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Hey ~ pants ~ Your belly is bulging~ Don't look at the cat canned food~ Poor stuffy~

Hey ~ pants ~ Don't play tricks~ One of your mothers is enough for me to stand it~

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I want to take you out for a walk~ because you're always sitting at the window~

Come on, come on~Drink milk~Eat a can~The outside world is dangerous, there are a lot of dogs~

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Li Xiaoni, Li Yani and others realized that the "pants" sung by Lin Zaishan was a cat!

No wonder it can defecate in the open.

After knowing that the pants were a cat, they thought it was interesting to listen to the song again.

Everyone didn't expect that this cool white-haired rock uncle on weekdays would have such a humorous and fresh side.

Lin Zaishan didn't want to sing too earth-shattering songs, and sang this song "Hey, Pants" just to spice up the atmosphere.

Even the smartest pets will never be as cheap as some people - spending their master's money, being favored by their master, colluding with the beasts around them to seek their master's wealth, tearing their master's heart, devouring their master's blood, and even stealing their master's flesh and bones.

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Hey ~ pants ~ I think you owe it ~ half past five in the morning ~ you hit your mother in the face ~

Hey ~ pants ~ You must be underwhelmed~ Once your mother is gone, you will slap me in the face~

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I know you must be lonely~ that's why you sit at the door and wait for us to come back~

I know you want to fall in love too~Just like I love your mom~

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This world is not what you imagined~

lalalalalalalala~~~~

The world is not what you imagined

lalalalalalalala~~~~

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Sing a song.

Lin Zaishan whistled at the end, looking very leisurely.

Although it is a simple and naughty song, because it was sung by Lin Zaishan, his personal charm has already made the people in the car forget about the Bichi just now.

Li Yani interviewed Lin Zaishan with interest: "Uncle Lin, did you ever have a cat called pants before?" This cat name is too down-to-earth. ”

Li Xiaoni also heard that the content of this song was different, and she was also curious whether this song was adapted by Lin Zaishan from real life, or whether she was inspired by watching some movies or novels.

Lin Zaishan explained with a smile: "I wrote this song for a pair of neighbors in the past, they were a young couple, they had a cat called pants, I thought it was very interesting, so I chatted with the man, and then I wrote this sample." ”

Li Yani exclaimed: "It's amazing, can you write a song for any little thing?" ”

Lin Zaishan was very modest: "Of course not, it depends on the feeling." ”

Li Xiaoni interjected and praised Lin Zaishan: "As far as I know during this time, Uncle Lin will have a sense of music when he sees anything, hehe." Spring breeze and summer rain, autumn frost and winter snow are all melodies in his eyes. ”

Li Yani was secretly shocked!

She really didn't expect Li Xiaoni to give Lin Zaishan such a high evaluation!

You know, Li Xiaoni is a super diva! can be said by a super diva, Lin Zaishan must be very remarkable in their professional music field!

With the theme of the music and forgetting all the bad things, the group soon arrived at the second venue of the day, the Teatro del Carmen.

This level is to challenge the challenger to hang a tightrope and do three sets of difficult dance moves in the air.

Because it is an aerial operation, this level is a little difficult for Lin Zaishan.

However, Li Xiaoni is a master in the dance world, hanging Weiya in the air is like walking on the ground, and the movements are very beautiful and coordinated.

Under the careful guidance of Li Xiaoni, the two quickly completed the challenge of this level.

By the time they walked from here, the tennis couple who were in hot pursuit had just arrived at the Playhouse del Carmen.

In today's game, the tennis husband and wife group started well, and they ranked behind the Lin Li group in the Rainbow Bridge quiz game, which was a big advantage.

They only completed the first level of the challenge 10 minutes later than Lin and Li.

However, this second level is really difficult for two athletes who have no dance foundation.

This level is done in the air is an interactive action that needs to cooperate with the beauty of the dance, and the bodies of the two people look very stiff after hanging in the air, and they can't always do the movements that can satisfy the local drama teacher, so that the Zhang sisters behind them are all killed in line, and they still can't complete the task of this level.

At this time, Lin Jae-shan and Lee Hyo-ni have already begun the challenge of today's third level.

Today's third level is still not difficult, or it does not consume physical strength, but it is still difficult to complete this level smoothly.

This level is for the star to ask foreign passers-by to assist in completing a four-character idiom voice game.

The star has to find five foreigners to help, the star stands at both ends, passes an idiom from one end to the star at the other end, and the star at the end only needs to answer the idiom correctly, and this level will be passed.

The difficulty in this level is that foreigners cannot understand Chinese, and it takes a certain amount of luck to let them roll their tongues to accurately transmit the pronunciation of four-character idioms.

Lin Li passed it three times before he tried his luck to pass this level.

The idiom they passed on for the first time was [Golden Cicada Shelling], which was started by Li Xiaoni, Li Xiaoni's pronunciation was very accurate, but the second foreigner wore this idiom crookedly, and said it extremely vaguely.

When the last foreigner passed it to Lin Zaishan, it was all consonants, and he couldn't hear what it was at all, so Lin Zaishan had to guess a [Dongshan Comeback], but failed.

The idiom they passed on for the second time was "All are happy", and in the end, there were still four light accents in Lin Zaishan's ears, and they couldn't hear what the words were. Lin Zaishan guessed [comeback] this time, because the last foreigner said that it did feel like [comeback].

The third time, they finally passed it correctly, but the transmission process in the middle was still very unsmooth, and in the end, Lin Zaishan relied on extreme hearing and light accent analysis to get the four words "unparalleled in the world" out.

Since this issue is the final battle of the Toronto station, everyone has to gather in the evening and fly directly to Tianjing, so there is no break and supply time in the middle of this competition, and the stars have to find their own way to solve their lunch.

When Lin Zaishan and Li Xiaoni finished the third level, it was not yet 11 o'clock, but Lin Zaishan was already hungry and it was not very polite to eat in the taxi, so he replenished the dry food at the competition venue of the fourth level, the suburban shooting range.

The fourth level of today's competition does not require the star to consume too much physical strength, it is to ask the star to do a directional shooting of the pistol, six bullets per person, a total of 12 bullets, at a distance of 35 meters, knock out 5 Coke cans, that is, declare the challenge successful.

To be honest, Lin Zaishan had never shot a real pistol before, so it was a bit difficult for him.

But Li Xiaoni often goes to the shooting range to shoot, especially good at pistols, so the two of them are still very easy to pass this level, and all 5 Coke cans collapsed in two rounds.

Among them, Li Xiaoni beat four, and Lin Zaishan beat one.

Before noon, the two of them were already heading towards the last place of the day.

Their last match of the day was set on the set of a small western town in the suburbs, with a large pomp and difficulty, but still no need for the star to exert too much physical strength.

The last issue of the tower climbing battle caused a lot of complaints to these stars, and the legs and feet of the old actor and Wang Ran were not very convenient, so in today's game, the program team is really kind, and the games set up are relatively relaxed, and none of them require strong physical strength to complete.

Only the last level of the western town, which requires the stars to walk more, but there is no need to run too quickly, and the last level is a competition to test eyesight and memory. And it's a bonus battle.

After reading the mission card of the last level, Lin Zaishan immediately showed a secret smile.

It's been eight installments, and they've never picked out the bonus.

Today's bonus is completely tailor-made for his super brain! This level they can finally challenge the bonus!

And just when Lin and Li were about to attack the last level, no team had broken through to the fourth level of shooting.

The speed at which Lin and Li Group completed this issue of the competition made the program team feel a little empty.

They set up easier levels in this issue, one is to take care of the physical state of the stars, and the second purpose is to hope to narrow the single-period points difference of the stars, not always like the previous game, Lin Li Group opened up a gap of several points for the teams behind, and the scores of the last few places are only ten or twenty points, or even single digits. - This kind of situation is actually rare in the first season, and it only happens in several episodes.

This season's competition, but almost every issue is like this, the Lin Li group is too strong.

If a certain group is too strong, it will reduce the ups and downs of the program content, so the program group hopes to bring the points closer, so as to cause other combinations to have the hope of hitting the championship.

However, in front of the invincible Lin and Li, the program team's abacus was obviously smashed again.

This issue of Lin Li Group seems to pull out a bigger point difference than the previous issues!

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