Burst!

Wang Xiaoshi, who was proudly watching the show in front of the big screen, spewed out a mouthful of strong tea: "Ciao, did Lao Tzu say this, Lao Tzu is a serious person, he has always paid attention to fairness and integrity."

"Phew, you're also above board, say it and laugh off other people's big teeth."

Yang Xianxian is like a kitten, snuggling up to him, beautiful eyes, rippling eyes, loose white coat, covering most of her infinitely beautiful curves, but exposing a pair of white and delicate bare feet, round ankles, delicate arches, just this pair of feet, can make most men crazy.

She took out a piece of silk, carefully wiped the tea sprayed on Wang Xiaoshi's placket, pinched Wang Xiaoshi's waist, and showed a unique smile in her eyes: "Actually, Xiaoshi, I like your bad, look at your group of brothers, all of them are not things, but ah, I feel kind from the bottom of my heart." ”

Wang Xiaoshi was stunned for a moment and touched her forehead: "Xian Xian, you don't have a fever, right?" ”

Yang Xianxian bit her moist red lips, and there was a smile in her eyes: "In my opinion, these shameless and despicable bastards are much cuter than most so-called righteous gentlemen, their bad, bad is real and frank, and they are much kinder than the so-called social elites with a dignified face and a belly full of men and women thieves and prostitutes." ”

She rubbed her eyebrows and sighed: "Beautiful women, it's definitely not a good thing to be too smart, since I was twelve years old, I can easily see through the mind of anyone around me and find their evil and obscene thoughts, so, I hate men, no matter how good a man is on the surface, his heart is so dirty." ”

Her soft and warm palm gently touched Wang Xiaoshi's cheek, and a pair of well-behaved eyes rolled around, as if smiling: "However, you are different from them, your bad, bad frank and unrestrained, you peeked at my body, there was amazement in your eyes, but there was no dirt and obscenity." ”

"Or others see you as a shameless and obscene scoundrel, but I know that your heart is much purer and more noble than anyone else."

Wang Xiaoshi was said by her, the bones of his body were lightened by half a catty, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and patted his thigh, "Bosom friend is hard to find, I'll just say, how can a pure man like me see my shining point, and only a genius like you can see my advantages." ”

As he spoke, his neck stretched out, and he looked at Yang Xian's snow-white skin in the white coat.

It's a pity that this little girl has a knitted sweater in it, no matter how he changes the angle and peeks, he can only see a line of white and tender ravines, but this ravine alone has already made Wang Xiaoshi dizzy, and he almost drooled out.

"Hehe, if you take another peek, I'll make your squint bigger than mine in the next half a month."

The little witch Yang Xianxian had a malicious smile in her eyes, and her left hand was raised, covering the gap in her neckline just right.

Sou!

Wang Xiaoshi stretched out the thief's long neck, immediately retracted it, sat upright, looked at his nose and nose, looked at his heart, looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and said innocently: "Who dares to peek at Miss Xian Xian, I will break his legs!" ”

"Hee-hee, Xiaoshi, you're reacting very quickly, come, it's time to inject you in the pharmacy."

Yang Xian smiled coquettishly, the flowers and branches trembled, Shi Shiran stood up, walked barefoot on the printed carpet, and gave birth to lotus step by step, which was really eye-catching.

"Ah, another injection?"

Half of Wang Xiaoshi's body was soft, and when he thought of the oversized syringe, he couldn't help but feel bitter.

"G56412 potion is specially prepared for you, it has exhausted the precious medicinal materials of my Tang Sect, what is the Shaolin Da Huandan, give me a hundred pills, I may not be able to exchange it for such a small bottle, do you use it?"

Yang Xian's face straightened, posing as a doctor, his big eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked "You will die if you don't get an injection", which made Wang Xiaoshi's heart cold.

He knew how powerful this little witch was, just yesterday, he and Feng Yinxue said a few more words, and the little witch didn't know what method to use to make herself itchy all over, especially the crotch of her pants, which was so itchy that she scratched her heart, and she couldn't cut it directly.

"Okay, I'm disrespectful, but you'll have to be light."

"Hehe, such a big person, he is still afraid of injections, it's really embarrassing."

At the gate of the three major special forces bases, the twelve Zijinwei had just appeared, and they were directly yin by Ye Lanwei Caitou and Li Mingfu who pretended to be dead.

The three Zijin guards fell in the crowd of special forces of the Tianlong Babu, and were beaten by everyone one by one, everyone was beaten like a pig's head, and several bones were broken all over the body, and they were also hung high.

Ye Lanwei took the lead, and the remaining nine Zijin guards did not dare to venture in again, and Ye Lanwei was also blocked at the gate, and for a while, it became a stalemate.

One of the Zijin guards was not angry that his companion was plotted, and shouted and scolded: "What kind of bullshit Tianlong Babu, will you only steal chickens and touch dogs like this?" Have the ability to come out and fight with Lao Tzu in a dignified manner? ”

"Ciao, whose dog is not on a leash, come out and bark something, brothers pay attention, don't be bitten by this mad dog, otherwise, you have to go to the rabies vaccine."

Liu Yuewu fought back with a hippie smile, with a look of disdain: "Zijinwei is so famous, even the image of the dried fish, is so tall and majestic, wise and martial, we Tianlong Babu has been taught, and we should take this as an example and work hard to learn and emulate." ”

As soon as he said it with such a hippie smile, all his eyes invariably shot at the three Zijin Guards who were hung high.

I saw that the three of them were tied up by ropes, their waists were stretched long, their skin strands were raised high, and their heads were held high.

Moreover, the three of them were covered in blood, dust, and shoe prints, with blue noses and swollen faces, as if rolling in the mud on the earth donkey that had just gotten up, and everyone laughed in unison.

Everyone laughed, like a steel knife, scraping off the face of each Zijin Wei layer by layer.

Most of Changfeng's special forces lowered their heads, and the rest of the nine Zijin Guards were furious, their eyes were blood-red, and they shouted and cursed.

Speaking of scolding, Liu Yuewu and others were born in the market, and they can say any foul language, and they can also be ingenious and innovative.

Everyone in the Changfeng Special Brigade is a king of soldiers and has strict discipline, and as for the Zijin Wei Nine people, no one has ever dared to be presumptuous in front of them, they are angry, and their swearing words are just garbage, dog mongrels and the like, and there is no creativity at all.

But Ye Lanwei is different, most of these people used to be gangsters, scolding and fighting were commonplace, when it came to the richness of scolding words and the excitement of swearing, Zijinwei couldn't even catch up with the horse.

Among these people, Liu Yuewu's swear words are the most colorful and wonderful.

He rolled up his sleeves, his anger sank into the dantian, his steps were not eight, the abyss stopped at Yuezhi, he looked like a great grandmaster, and the swear words rolled out, like the Yangtze River, out of control.

In the blink of an eye, he had already scolded the three special forces from top to bottom, except for the old general Xiong Blind and the military god Ji Changfeng, everyone was tragically poisoned, and the eighteenth generation of ancestors fell blood mold, and the three corpses jumped wildly.

The most devastating thing is that this fight is not indiscriminate abuse, but based on the past appearance and military characteristics of the three special forces, magnifying the shortcomings, ignoring the advantages, and bluntly saying that the three special forces are a bunch of garbage regiments that rely on luck and connections to make a fool of themselves and deceive the world.

In this way, those who didn't know the inside story listened to it a little, and the Changfeng Special Operations Brigade, known as the pillar of the republic, was so weak and weak in Liu Yuewu's mouth that it was a mess, and it was a cut below the boss compared to the third-rate troops.

Jiuda Zijinwei listened to it in his ears, and at first he did not show weakness and scolded Liu Yuewu and his gang, but later he was forced to ask by his sharp words, and he was dumbfounded, obviously wronged in his heart, and he was so depressed that he was in a mess, but in his true and false fabrication, he couldn't say a word and defended himself.

This scolding battle was more effective than the fierce team battle just now, except for the Nine Purple Gold Guards, the remaining fangs and some Changfeng special forces who did not fall were all weak and depressed, and they had no will to fight at all.

Liu Yuewu was very proud, his martial arts kung fu was not the highest among Yelanwei, but this lip kung fu was equivalent to Wang Xiaoshi's martial arts attainments.

In the office of the headquarters of the three major special forces, listening to Liu Yuewu's nonsense, the blind bear was so angry that his face was flushed, and his hair and beard were stretched: "Who is this stabbing soldier, Lao Tzu wants to sue him to the military court, wantonly insulting the collective honor of our soldiers, Lao Tzu let him go around without eating." ”

On the other side, Fang Tai laughed and slapped his thigh: "Who is this guy under Wang Xiaoshi, is it, Lao Tzu considered promoting him to Lao Tzu's staff officer, not to mention his quick thinking, this sharp mouth is really powerful, tsk, with him behind him in the future, he will not worry about quarreling and arguing with the blind bear." ”

Yang Mingqing smiled bitterly, this military exercise has reached such a stage, but it is such a child's play, this is something that no one expected, if Ji Changfeng doesn't make a move, this time, the three major special forces are bound to be defeated.

At this moment, a gray figure, from the base, step by step, walked to the gate, his figure gradually became clear, I saw that he was in his thirties, wearing a military uniform, and the general star on the epaulette was shining, but he was a major general.

This person has long eyebrows and handsome eyes, and he is elegant and elegant, if he is not holding a fierce iron spear in his hand, he is a humble scholar and a scholar, but it is Ji Changfeng who has taken off the DNA mask on his face.

"Ji Changfeng is out!"

"Oh my God, he did it!"

"Long live the military god Ji Changfeng!"

In the bar, a burst of enthusiastic cheers erupted, Su Mushi clenched his fists, his bones rattled, and he said in a low voice: "Ji Changfeng really came out, Ye Lanwei is in danger this time." ”

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