Take a boat ride on the lake!

Isn't this scene familiar, and do you want to vomit?

That's right, Lin Xiangnan also wanted to vomit!

At this moment, Lin Xiangnan looked at Dong Ruxue, who was sitting face to face with him, and said angrily: "Are you women on the bar with Qiandeng Lake?" ”

Isn't that what is on the bar?

Qiu Lili and Lin Xiangnan swam in Qiandeng Lake before, Murong Yue and Lin Xiangnan also swam in Qiandeng Lake yesterday, and after breakfast today, Dong Ruxue mentioned yì to visit Qiandeng Lake.

Three times, three times!

Lin Xiangnan was not happy to live or die, but in the end he was pulled over by Dong Ruxue.

When Lin Xiangnan came to the registration office of Youhu Lake, registered with his ID card, and was about to pick up the boat, the male registrar was stunned when he saw Lin Xiangnan.

Because the registrar thinks that if he remembers correctly, this guy has been to the lake three times, and this lake is so fun? And the women brought with them are different every time, and these three women are all goddess-level beauties. Especially the one brought this time, the one that looks like a demon, long and black eyelashes, charming eyes, thin red lips, and a small nose as delicate as jade, with a smile and a smile showing the charm of the cat's claws, and the whole delicate body also reveals a maturity that makes men crazy, like a ripe peach, a light bite can overflow the juice.

Such a woman is definitely what every man wants to have, and after having it, he is happy to never get out of bed again. Because such a woman is definitely never tired of playing.

During the whole process of Lin Xiangnan's registration, the registrar looked at Lin Xiangnan with disdain in his eyes, spitting that Lin Xiangnan was a shameless and caring beast.

Of course, there was still a hint of envy in his eyes.

"Little enemy, you don't understand, there are some things that women don't like the same." Dong Ruxue said with a smile: "For example, if you give a diamond ring to a certain woman, and you give the same diamond ring to another woman, then you will definitely die a miserable death." But there are some things, even if they are the same, that women like. To be exact, it's not that I like it, and when I see other women and I don't have it, I will be jealous, just like this lake, you swim with your little girlfriend, and you swim with the big star, if you don't swim with me, how can I balance it in my heart? ”

"That's why?" Lin Xiangnan was extremely surprised.

"Or else?" Dong Ruxue smiled and asked rhetorically.

"Damn, you women are freaks!" Lin Xiangnan said extremely speechlessly: "Just swim in the lake once, what's there to be jealous of!" ”

"Can you please stop being so reluctant?" Dong Ruxue was not happy.

"I just think you're thinking too strangely." Lin Xiangnan said.

"You're not a woman, what do you know?" Dong Ruxue said angrily.

Lin Xiangnan subconsciously wanted to say, is it possible that one day I will have something with which woman, you still have to line up, and then follow me one by one?

However, Lin Xiangnan didn't say it, because he was afraid of being beaten to death by Dong Ruxue!

But for some reason, when this idea popped up, Lin Xiangnan was still a little excited in his heart.

"If only you could really ...... that," Lin Xiangnan thought to himself.

"Hey, what are you thinking, laughing so disgustingly, I'm almost drooling!" Dong Ruxue stared at Lin Xiangnan with beautiful eyes, and said in a very dissatisfied tone.

"Oh, thinking about what to eat at noon, I remember that there was a restaurant in Chancheng that was very delicious, and I couldn't help but drool." Lin Xiangnan hurriedly found a step for himself, and after speaking, he hurriedly wiped off the saliva that was about to flow from the corner of his mouth.

"Really?" Dong Ruxue was skeptical.

"It's more real than real gold." Lin Xiangnan said.

But after saying that, Lin Xiangnan was a little weak-hearted.

"Then let's go to the store you said at noon." Dong Ruxue said with a smile.

"Okay." Lin Xiangnan nodded and said.

There are not many tourists in Qiandeng Lake, to be exact, quite a lot.

At this time, a middle-aged man in his forties, he was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and he looked quite handsome. He was tall and tall, and the travelers who came and went around him, especially the female ones, frequently looked back at him.

This middle-aged man definitely has the capital to attract women from the age of sixteen to the age of fifty.

The middle-aged man walked straight towards the registration office of Youhu, the male registrar was holding his chin with his hand, drowsy, and saw the middle-aged man coming over, the male registrar was suddenly a little surprised. It's not because this middle-aged man is very handsome, but because this boat boat across the lake requires at least two people, and they are usually couples, a man comes to row, and the male registrar has worked here for so many years, and he has never seen it.

However, if there is business sent to the door, how can there be a reason to refuse, this boat across the lake, a hundred yuan an hour!

So, the male registrar smiled and asked the middle-aged man, "Do you play rowing?" ”

"Don't play." The middle-aged man smiled and shook his head.

The male registrar's smiling face suddenly collapsed, and then he scolded in his heart: "If you don't play rowing, then you are still here, and your brain is sick?" ”

The middle-aged man walked straight to the lake, and then he looked at the middle of the lake with interest, a duck-shaped boat, on which sat a man and a woman, none other than Lin Xiangnan and Dong Ruxue, who were taking a boat across the lake.

The middle-aged man looked at it for a while, and suddenly, a smile appeared on his handsome face, and then he opened his mouth and said, "Zen guest came to ask about the Buddha's teachings, and I said where to start with this question." ”

This is a Buddhist poem called "Answering the Zen Guest".

It was originally a very ordinary Buddhist poem, but when it came out of the mouth of a middle-aged man, the sound was so thick that it was like rolling thunder, and in an instant, from far to near, from top to bottom, it instantly covered the entire Qiandeng Lake.

"Zen guests come to ask about the Buddha's teachings, and I say where does this question begin?"

"Zen guests come to ask about the Buddha's teachings, and I say where does this question begin?"

……

In the empty Qiandeng Lake, these two Buddhist poems have even formed an echo, echoing for a long time, and have never dispersed.

At this moment, the tourists who visited Qiandeng Lake were all dumbfounded, and they leaned out of the small boat one after another, and looked around in surprise, looking for the source of the sound, they wanted to see who it was, and they could make such a sound.

"Who is it?"

"Did you use a megaphone?"

"It must have been a megaphone, otherwise how could there be such an effect."

"This guy is sick, run here with a megaphone and roar!"

……

These travelers were talking about it.

The male registrar at the registry office looked horrified at this time, because he had witnessed the scene just now.

After the middle-aged man said that he would not play rowing, the male registrar slandered the middle-aged man in his heart, and his eyes never took off the middle-aged man, so he watched the middle-aged man walk to the lake, and then opened his mouth to recite a poem.

And this opening scared the male registrar to the core!

This...... Is this a human voice?

"This ...... This guy, he ...... How did he do it? The male registrar's face was pale, and he muttered in a trembling voice: "Is he a human or a ghost?" ”

"Not good!" At this time, Dong Ruxue frowned, and her expression changed greatly.

Lin Xiangnan's brows instantly wrinkled into Sichuan characters, and his face became very ugly!

As the saying goes, the layman looks at the liveliness, and the insiders look at the doorway.

Lin Xiangnan and Dong Ruxue are naturally insiders, so they know very well that the one who can make such a voice is definitely a master, and he is a top master with super strong internal strength.

"It's a Buddhist monk!" Dong Ruxue frowned, looked at Lin Xiangnan and said.

"Shhh

Lin Xiangnan immediately gasped.

Buddhist monks!

It turned out to be a Buddhist monk!

"Reciting the Buddha is who I am, and what is the body of the Buddha."

At this time, the middle-aged man finished reading the second half of "Answering Zen Guest".

Suddenly, these two Buddhist poems, like the previous two Buddhist poems, were like bursts of rolling thunder, filling the entire Qiandeng Lake.

This time, Dong Ruxue followed the sound source and saw the middle-aged man standing on the shore at this time, and saw the middle-aged man staring at him interestingly, Dong Ruxue grabbed Lin Xiangnan as soon as she could, and then jumped out of the boat.

Immediately afterwards, Dong Ruxue carried Lin Xiangnan like a little chicken, and then pointed her feet on the surface of the lake, her body was as fast as a ghost, and she ran forward quickly on the surface of the lake.

"I'm cǎo, floating on the water!"

Suddenly, some passengers saw this scene and exclaimed!

"Oh my God, am I dreaming, really...... It's really floating on water. ”

"Are you making a movie? After all, this place belongs to Nanhai Film and Television City! ”

"It's possible that it's a movie."

"But I don't feel like it!"

……

These travelers are talking about it again.

"I'm cǎo, another floating on the water!" Immediately afterward, another passenger screamed like a ghost.

Immediately, I saw a middle-aged man, his feet on the surface of the lake, floating like a dragonfly in water, and the whole person quickly chased in the direction of Dong Ruxue's escape.

This middle-aged man was none other than a Buddhist monk.

At this time, Lin Xiangnan was carried by Dong Ruxue like this, although he felt very ashamed, but he felt more in his heart, but he was horrified.

Because of this moment, Dong Ruxue and the Buddhist monks' anti-heaven force deeply shocked him.

You know, this is a real floating on the water!

Gu Buli's light skills are real, but they are definitely not so exaggerated in some TV, what is flying in the air, but flying on the wall and treading water can still be done.

But it is definitely not easy to do this, and it must rely on strong internal support.

Lin Xiangnan can tread water for three or four steps, and then he will sink to the bottom, but now, Dong Ruxue is carrying him, but he is walking on the water, this internal strength is strong enough to see how terrifying it is.

And the force value of the Buddhist monk is not to mention, he can beat Dong Ruxue to a serious injury, and guide Dong Ruxue to see the Buddhist monk, the first thought is to escape. Who is Dong Ruxue? She is one of the four great martial gods of China, the Ice Phoenix - Vermilion Bird Martial God.

It is enough to see how terrifying the force of the Buddhist monks is.

It's just that Lin Xiangnan still has a little doubt, that is, since this middle-aged man is a Buddhist monk, why does he not look like a monk at all in his dress and appearance.

Aren't all monks wearing cloth robes and shaved heads?

"Little enemy, after we go ashore, we will run separately, and I will be responsible for luring away the Buddhist monks." Dong Ruxue's anxious words sounded in Lin Xiangnan's ears.

"No way!" But Lin Xiangnan's answer was extremely resolute!