Ji Muye died in the hands of Xiao Hongxiang, Yan Xiaoyi died in the hands of Sun Xiaoqing, and Jin Yutang died in the hands of Liu Qingqing...... So, in whose hands will Yunkai die?

The difficulty of this problem is comparable to Goldbach's conjecture in the field of mathematics, which can only be described by the uncertainty principle of physics, and even Ji Muye's Taiyi Divine Number cannot give an answer.

Mencius said: I want the fish, and the bear's paw is also what I want, and I can't have both.

Yun Kai said: I want to be stingy, I want to be a stingy girl, I want to be a violent girl, and I want to be a violent girl.

Yan Xiaoyi believes that Yunkai's love is still in the initial stage of third world countries, that is, casting a wide net to catch more fish. Between him and Su Hang, Xia Hanshuang and Chen Ziyi, since it has not even happened, it can only be defined as friendship physiologically; But psychologically attracted to each other, in a very pure and ambiguous state of love budding, the literary saying is called confidante, the ordinary saying is called mutual affection, and the 2B statement is called dating in progress......

This answer made the distressed Yunkai children's shoes even more entangled, and he poured two large glasses of stuffy wine in a row.

Yan Xiaoyi didn't have the slightest sympathy, and also came out with a nonsense theory and said: "Freud said that all human behavior motives come from sex, which is called the theory of sexual impulse. But I don't think it's complete, to be precise, that the motivation of all organisms is to reproduce, so that their genes can be inherited, which I call the reproduction theory.

"The motive for reproduction is even more naked and bloody in the animal kingdom. For example, the purpose of the male lion to compete for the lion king is to obtain the right to snap the female lion group, and the female lion group will sit and watch the king compete for hegemony, and whoever wins will follow whom, because stronger male lions are conducive to protecting the growth of offspring and optimizing the genes of offspring.

"The winning male lion will drive out the loser and take away its mates and kill its children, why? Because those lion cubs are not its offspring, they will not tolerate the female lioness wasting energy to take care of them, and the purpose of pursuing reproduction is quite direct - in our human parlance, the wife is the good of the family, and the child is his own relative. ”

Yan Xiaoyi took a sip of wine and continued with great interest: "The theory of reproduction is more complex in humans, because humans are complex social animals, and the competitiveness of males is not only manifested in physical fitness, but also in many aspects such as IQ, wealth, and power means.

"The theory of reproduction can explain many social phenomena, such as why is a woman's mate selection criterion rich and handsome? Tall and handsome are physiological attributes, which are conducive to the DNA optimization of offspring; Wealth is a social attribute, which is convenient to create an environment for future generations to grow up healthily. From this point of view, we don't have any right to criticize money worshippers and beauty control.

"Let's look at our men's mate selection criteria, why do they all pursue beautiful breasts and big butts? In the words of the grandmothers, the mushrooms are cool and easy to raise! Look at how powerful the theory of reproduction is, even the old ladies who dance square dances are well versed in the samadhi! ”

Yun Kai was still struggling with the problem of fish and bear's paws in his mind, and dealt with it lukewarmly: "Although I don't understand what you're talking about, it seems to be very powerful." ”

"It's already very powerful?" Yan Xiaoyi, as the founder of the "reproduction theory", has the bearing of a grandmaster, poured a full glass of wine and said: "I don't believe you can talk about a social phenomenon casually, if I can't explain it with the reproduction theory, I will drink three cups in a row, and you can drink one cup after the explanation!" ”

"If you want to drink, you can drink, anyway, you're in for a treat......"

"Don't talk so much nonsense, do you even ask?"

"That's good. How do you explain war in terms of the theory of reproduction? ”

"Too young, too simple Tucson breaks!" Yan Xiaoyi laughed proudly: "The essence of war is the plundering of resources, including women, a strategic resource that can reproduce offspring - this is different from a lion?" The man who spread the gene most widely in human history is the war maniac who led the iron horse across the Eurasian continent, known as the 'seeding machine', Temujin! ”

"This is a war of aggression against foreign countries, what about a civil war?"

"You kill this glass of wine before you speak!" Yan Xiaoyi pointed to the wine glass on the table.

After Yunkai drank the wine in the cup, Yan Xiaoyi explained: "To a certain extent, war is a necessary means to promote the progress of human civilization, whether it is the reallocation of social resources or the promotion of the development of science and technology.

"Polygamy has existed in many countries and regions throughout history, and polyandry has existed in extremely poor places, why?

"It's a common choice for both males and females. Like the lion, the man's choice is to possess as many women as possible, so that the genes can spread more widely, as long as he is able to raise those offspring; In order to ensure the survival conditions of offspring, women will choose to rely on the most powerful men, thus jointly contributing to the emergence of polygamy. ”

Yun Kai jokingly asked: "If a woman becomes bad, she will be rich, and if a man is rich, she will become bad?" ”

"That's true." Yan Xiaoyi continued: "In nature, if the food is poor to the extreme, the male will even let the female eat it after snapping, so as to ensure that the offspring are fully nutritious, such as some centipedes and scorpions, the people of the Five Poison Sect should know."

"In human society, if the social wealth is extremely poor, polyandry will be formed, because more men need to work together to be able to raise offspring, and in some ethnic minority areas, there is still a phenomenon of brotherhood and co-wifery."

Yun Kai asked rhetorically: "According to what you say, monogamy is unreasonable?" ”

"No, all I can say is that monogamy is mainstream at the moment, and that's exactly what happened." Yan Xiaoyi Zhenzhen said: "The establishment of modern monogamy is the result of the rise of women's dominance and the multi-party game between men and men.

"From the point of view of reproduction, mates are the most important strategic resource. Polygamy has prevailed for thousands of years, and as a result, men in a strong position have taken possession of too many women, while men in a weaker position cannot find a spouse, so fierce wars have broken out. Genes, dear!

"After many bitter wars, in order to avoid bloody animal rivalries, the men finally reached a compromise: each man was allowed to find only one woman, so that even the most incompetent men could have a chance to reproduce, and this is how monogamy was formed.

Therefore, Engels said that monogamy is a choice for human society to weigh the interests and disadvantages, not an honest choice for love. In the book "Origins", Engels made an in-depth discussion of this, and his original words were, "Adultery and selling Y are the inevitable complements of the monogamous marriage system".

"Sociologist studies have found that 10% of children are the product of cheating. Women are likely to marry an honest and reliable man in order to acquire better genes, but have children with another man with better genes, a practice that scientists call 'gene trading' and has been ...... for thousands of years."

Yun Kaihu stared at Yan Xiaoyi suspiciously and said, "Which brick family's data are you citing?" ”

"This is really not the conclusion of a brick family," Yan Xiaoyi retorted: "It's not that I made it up, I don't believe you can find Du Niang." ”

Yunkai didn't expect Yan Xiaoyi to understand this, so he asked angrily: "Second brother, you are honest, what is the intention of studying this?" ”

"What, didn't my brother be very attentive before." Yan Xiaoyi replied embarrassedly: "I couldn't figure out why I liked several women at the same time, so I took the time to study evolution, philosophy and psychology, and then summed up this theory of reproduction."

"The theory of reproduction would lead to an interesting and absurd, but in fact plausible conclusion. From the perspective of biological evolution and gender psychology, there is a significant difference between men and women's views on love, because offspring are conceived by women: women seek quality, while men seek quantity.

"Women's love tends to be single-minded, and their subconscious choice is to marry the man with the best genes and the most competitive. If these two conditions cannot be met at the same time, they will marry a reliable man and then secretly have children with the best genetically excellent man, which is a mismatch between love and marriage under monogamy.

On the contrary, a man's love tends to be fraternal, and the subconscious choice is to associate with more genetically excellent women and let them bear children for him, whether he is his legal wife or not.

"If this is not achieved, some people will choose to kill their wives incessantly, such as Henry VIII of England, the bluebearded king in Sugelin's fairy tale; Most Chinese people will choose to secretly cheat and make genetic deals with other women; Most Europeans and Americans will choose to constantly divorce and remarry in order to achieve polygamy in disguise, and the divorce rate in modern China has increased dramatically for this reason, which is the cruel reality of love and marriage.

"If one day, the wealth of society is greatly rich, the status of women can be completely equal to that of men, and women no longer depend on men to raise their offspring, then the forms of marriage will show a trend of free diversification, so Engels said, 'The marriage of the future will be based on love only'......

"So Xiao San'er, you don't have to be entangled at all because you fall in love with several girls at the same time, this is the nature and natural nature of our men's love, there are gods and horses to be entangled? Besides, I guess your entanglement, as well as Lu Xiaoxian's reasons, you don't want any girl to be sad, second brother, am I right? ”

Yunkai finally got it. Second Brother Yan went around in a big circle and came up with an unclear theory of reproduction, on the one hand, to find a theoretical basis for his own flowering, and on the other hand, to enlighten himself.

Although he was not persuaded by Yan Xiaoyi, he no longer pondered the problem of fish and bear's paws - whether it was a stingy girl, a summer queen or a violent girl, he was satisfied with any of them, why did he think so much now?!

After letting go of his heart, he suddenly opened his brain, and said with a wicked smile: "Second Brother Yan, there is a social phenomenon that your reproduction theory must not be able to explain!" ”

"No way. You say come and hear it? ”

"Kiyo and lace edges."

"I'll go!" Yan Xiaoyi cried with a sad face and went directly to the bunker.

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P.S. wrote the content of this chapter, and the fifth brother was a little hesitant, worried that the pure children would bring bad birds, so he should read it as a side story. Female book friends can cut me, and the cake seller bless me, Amitabha......