You guess!

This answer is undoubtedly maddening, and anyone who hears this kind of answer will probably be furious.

Although Hu Xinrui can be calm many times, after hearing this answer, the whole person can't help but be angry. staring at Zhang Ye with a pair of narrow and beautiful eyes, it seemed that he couldn't wait to eat him in one bite.

"Huh! Why are you looking at me like this? Zhang Ye couldn't stand it anymore. After all, being stared at like this by a beautiful woman, I am afraid that any big man will not be able to stand it. Not to mention a junior brother like him, that's really a lot of pressure.

"If you don't say it, you don't say it, why do you need me to guess? Honest angry with me, aren't you? ”

"I'm your master! Just a little joke like this, it should be fine! ”

Touching his nose, Zhang Ye said a little depressed.

"But the master's husband can't lie to people! Will bring bad children. As she spoke, Hu Xinrui suddenly stretched out two hands and put them on Zhang Ye's shoulders. There was a deep smile hidden in his eyes.

But Zhang Ye didn't answer, but squinted his eyes left and right as if worried, looking at the green jade hands on his shoulders, as if he was afraid that the dirt on these hands would be wiped on his shirt.

He knew that Hu Xinrui didn't wash his hands after wearing mutton skewers just now.

The expected greasy and fishy smell did not appear on Hu Xinrui's hands, her hands were still white and delicate, and she looked very beautiful.

"What are you looking at?"

"I'm seeing if you've washed your hands!"

"Master's husband, you are so bad, don't you know that even if people don't wash their hands, they can easily make their hands clean?"

"Excuse me! I forgot! Only then did Zhang Ye remember that the woman in front of him was a female goblin at the peak of the third order, and if she wanted to clean her hands again, it was easier than breathing. Just like himself, he only needs to use energy to pass it over his hands, and all kinds of stains will disappear cleanly.

Since I have this ability. Hu Xinrui doesn't make sense, no.

"Master's husband! It seems that you don't take your apprentice to heart! Hu Xinrui pouted, her face seemed a little unhappy.

"You're not my apprentice yet, and don't call me master. Don't call me husband, let alone my master's husband! I can't afford it. If something really happens between us one day, you will lose, and I will lose. Can't make a lot of strokes! ”

"Master, don't you want to be an apprentice?" With her hands on Zhang Ye's shoulders, Hu Xinrui pouted, like a coquettish child.

"What do you want to do? Don't want to! ”

Zhang Ye shook his head and refused directly. At the same time, he also wanted to take two steps back and get out of Hu Xinrui's clamp.

But Hu Xinrui is a combat professional after all, and her strength is extraordinary, even if she relies on her strength alone, she can throw Zhang Ye a few streets away. So this action of his did not receive any effect at all.

But Hu Xinrui suddenly had doubts in her heart.

It stands to reason that the strength of the two is almost equal, and they are both around the peak of the third order. Even if Zhang Ye is a legal professional, it shouldn't be like this!

Could it be that he is really the five scumbags of the cultivators?

Thinking of this, Hu Xinrui was full of doubts.

"Master's husband, let's have a fight!"

"Sparring? Forget it! This kind of thing doesn't work for me! ”

"Liar!"

"It's not for me!" Zhang Ye was helpless, so he could only say exaggeratedly.

"A cultivator actually said that he was not suitable for fighting, are you kidding me?"

"Don't believe it!"

For this kind of thing, Zhang Ye never explained much, so it was up to Hu Xinrui to guess.

"I asked a woman to fight with you, but you avoided it and didn't fight, are you still considered a man?"

"If you don't count, you don't count! Anyway, don't do it! ”

"Stinky man without guts! It's really a good skin for nothing. ”

"I can use this skin to make people raise their hands and surrender. This is the supreme strategy of a soldier who surrenders without a fight. ”

When he said this, Zhang Ye couldn't help but call Amitabha Buddha in his heart. No way, this sentence is too shameless.

"Nonsense, how can there be such a way of fighting?" Hu Xinrui rolled her eyes.

"If you don't believe it, forget it!"

Zhang Ye simply played helplessly.

"You ......" for this man. Hu Xinrui was completely helpless. I have never seen this kind of person, he has knocked on the door, he actually avoids not fighting, he is not as aggressive as other cultivators at all, but just like a high-ranking monk, even if he points his nose and scolds. is still smiling at each other.

"You go away! You go away! Daddy is mine! ”

"Daddy is mine, the big bad guy is not allowed to rob it!" At this time, Xiao Linglong and Xin'er finally stopped playing in the water. ran between Zhang Ye and Hu Xinrui, hugged Hu Xinrui's legs, one pushed the left leg, the other pushed the right leg, and kept muttering in his mouth.

The two children don't have much strength, and when they push and shove, it seems as if they are massaged.

But if you look at their faces, you will find that the faces of the two little ones are red at this time. It was clear that they were not playing, but were really in a hurry.

"This ......"

Looking at the actions of these two little guys, Hu Xinrui really didn't know what to say.

This pair of daughters takes their father too closely! It's like guarding against a thief, guarding her. She had lived for so many years and had never seen anything like this.

Suspiciously letting go of Zhang Ye's shoulders, Hu Xinrui squatted down elegantly, touched the faces of the two little guys, and then said with a smile, "Xin'er!" Exquisite! Would you like to divide your dad in half with me? ”

At any time, if this sentence is addressed to a child, it can be seen as a joke, and it is just to tease the child. Of course, this may just be an adult's understanding, but when children encounter this situation, most of the time, they will still think it is true.

Although Xiao Linglong is very smart, it is impossible for them to be able to practice human affection at a young age, and the concept of right and wrong has not been fully established. So it is impossible to tell whether Hu Xinrui's words are true or false.

When Hu Xinrui said this, they instinctively thought that it was true.

Sure enough, it's a big badass!

I actually want to take half of my father!

How does this work?

For this kind of thing, let alone Xiao Linglong, even Xin'er can't agree.

The two of them let go of Hu Xinrui's legs almost at the same time, quickly turned around, ran to Zhang Ye's side in a few steps, and then hugged his legs again. Then he shook his head at Hu Xinrui.

"Don't, don't! Daddy is ours! ”

"Daddy can't give it to you!"

The two cuties looked very anxious, hugging Zhang Ye's legs, as if they were afraid that in the next second, their father would disappear.

Their reaction was astonishing. It's not like the reaction that a normal child should show.

After looking at them for a while, Hu Xinrui finally said, "How did you raise your children?" Why do the two daughters kiss you like this. Cute and distressing? The sons are naughty and give people a headache? ”

"Of course my daughter kisses me! If you don't kiss me, can't you still kiss you? The reaction of the two little ones made Zhang Ye happy.

"Come on! Look at the smug of you. I don't know the north, south, south, and west! ”

"Who says I don't know? Believe it or not! Saying that, Zhang Ye stretched out his hand, pointed to various directions, and said, "That's the east, that's the west." That's the south, that's the north! Well? What are you doing here? ”

When Zhang Ye saw the north, his mind was suddenly full of black lines. The group of children had no idea when they had dragged the kangaroo back.

At this time, the red kangaroo was being disemboweled.

This kind of thing is Ruier's forte, and the knife has played all kinds of tricks in his hand, and the speed is called a fast one. Even if it's lying flat on the ground. But the kangaroo skin was still skinned clean by him, and all kinds of internal organs had been removed.

If that's all there is to it, then forget it, after all, children have this kind of ability, and it is also a good thing to be happy. But Feng'er's actions made Zhang Ye angry and had a stomachache.

Because this little guy somehow found a palm-sized bag in those internal organs, and he didn't know if he had washed it, so he just took it to his mouth and blew it vigorously. With Feng'er's ability, he actually blew that thing to the size of a basketball.

If Zhang Ye is not mistaken, that thing should be a bladder!

Blowing the bladder?

Feng'er's move reminded Zhang Ye of the time when he was a child. At that time, the family was poor and didn't play, so they took out the pig bladder that the family bought back to cook. Wash and blow and play.

It's just that what Zhang Ye didn't expect was that this kind of thing happened to Feng'er.

To be honest, Zhang Ye didn't care about this kind of strangeness, after all, he had played it when he was a child before. But who knows if this kid Feng'er has washed it?

"Ahh Dad? ”

"Dad, come on, we've got it ready, we can eat kangaroo meat today!"

"Look, Dad!" Feng'er showed off and showed Zhang Ye his swollen bladder.

"Have you washed this thing?"

"Oh?" Touching the back of her head, Feng'er thought about it. Finally shook his head.

“……”

Zhang Ye was completely speechless in an instant. What the hell does this kid think? I didn't even wash it, so I just blew it on the side of my mouth. Who knows how this kid managed to stand the smell of his bladder?

It's just that the matter has come to this point, and Zhang Ye can't say anything more, so he can only remind him. The next time I wanted to wash it, I didn't say anything more.

This made Feng'er, who originally thought that he was going to be confiscated, greatly relieved.

Since Dad didn't say much, the rest of the matter was much simpler.

Feng'er tied a knot directly on the opening of the bladder, so that a ball was formed.

The ball is ready!

When they look at the eagles, this thing is good!

"Big brother, pass the ball!" The eagle shouted.

Immediately after that, Feng'er did not hesitate at all. A volley that kicked the 'ball' far away.

"Haha......" Xiao Qi laughed, turned around and ran towards the 'ball'.

With his movements, the other children also rushed over in a swarm of hula, and Ruier didn't care about what was at hand, washed her hands indiscriminately, screamed, and followed.

"Forehead ......" Zhang Ye stood in place, looking at this group of bear children, and was speechless.

"Are they playing football?"

At this time, Hu Xinrui came over and stood beside Zhang Ye with a little incredulity on her face. (To be continued.) )