Chapter 37 Ji Nian is drunk and crazy, teasing the master and apprentice
It was night, and the faint light of the moon cast a mysterious silver light on the weeds and trees in the backyard, through which the ground was full of mottled black shadows, and everything seemed so unusual.
After my soul returned to my body, I was stunned, my body bounced up, and the first thing that came to mind was Cui Zhi, who pushed him and shouted, "Big pervert, wake up...... Don't pretend, get up quickly......"
"Hehe, junior brother, don't be so naughty, get up quickly."
Huang Yu'er clasped her hands in her arms, and after seeing Cui Zhi, she seemed to be in a good mood, and also shouted on the side.
However, Cui Zhi's eyes were closed, his beautiful eyelashes were under his eyelids, and he lay motionless in place, but when I touched his body, Cui Zhi's whole body was cold, and there was no trace of popularity, which made me realize that something was wrong, and shouted again: "Cui Zhi...... Cui Zhi, wake up......"
"Uncle Ming, what's going on!"
"This ......"
Before Uncle Ming could speak, Huang Yu'er raised her eyebrows, there was a hint of alertness in her beautiful big eyes, her palms were beating, she felt that something might be wrong, and she came towards me, and said coldly: "Get out of the way!" β
Huang Yu'er burst out these two words from between her teeth, simple and rude, I can also see that Huang Yu'er cares about Cui Zhi very much, it's no wonder, they are childhood sweethearts, and their relationship is so good, how can they be the same as someone like me who has only known each other for a few days.
I was violently knocked away by Huang Yuer, and he squatted in front of Cui Zhi, listened to his heartbeat, rolled his eyelids, and after looking at it for a while, he stood up violently and shouted at Uncle Ming: "Hillbilly! In my junior brother's body, why do you only have two souls and six souls, and where are you getting one soul and one soul? If you can't say it today, I, Huang Yu'er, will kill you! β
originally thought that Huang Yu'er was just arrogant, but she didn't expect that Huang Yu'er was ruthless, not ordinary ferocious, just her eyes, she almost swallowed Uncle Ming alive.
However, Ji Nian's side, the whole person didn't speak, I thought he must have done something bad with Uncle Ming, but after a closer look, this guy's face was flushed, he was holding a bottle of Erguotou in his hand, and his steps were a little shaky, and I shouted: "Ji Nian, you have drunk!" β
"Uncle Ming, what the hell is going on, I went out with Cui Zhi's soul, and I came back together, why did I wake up, and he still ......"
Before I finished my words, Ji Nian pushed me away, came to Uncle Ming and Huang Yu'er, hiccuped, a mouthful of wine, and Huang Yu'er was going to faint, but this guy, hehe, smiled, pointed at Huang Yu'er and said, "Hehe...... Dominatrix...... It turns out that the dominatrix looks like this......"
Huang Yu'er stepped back, pointed at Uncle Ji Nianming and me angrily, and scolded: "What kind of friends does Xiao Zhi make...... Yokel! Rural girl! Drinker! I'll go! Who are these people...... It's so unreliable."
However, what is even more unreliable is still to come, Ji Nian shook his little head, shook his silver hair, and rushed directly towards Huang Yu'er, grabbed her clothes, and said drunkly: "Haha...... Dominatrix got you...... Dominatrix...... Look at the year of my first demon hunter in Jiangxi...... I ......"
"Master......"
"Chronological ......"
When all of us were frightened for Ji Nian, thinking that this Miss Huang Yu'er's daughter, even Cui Zhi burned high incense to offer, but this Ji Nian actually pounced directly on the girl and grabbed her blue robe, it didn't matter, just heard a rubbing sound, the robe was torn, and the thighs were just exposed.
"You ......"
Before Huang Yu'er finished speaking, Ji Nian's little head shook, and with a wow, he actually spit out on Huang Yu'er's body, the smell of wine and the filth in his mouth, all of which were spit on Huang Yu'er's hands, and his body, the entire robe, the white thighs, and even the filth that came out of Ji Nian's mouth.
Huang Yu'er looked at the filth on her hands, as well as the smell of alcohol and the unpleasant smell of vomit on her robe, she was going crazy, and now the robe was torn, and her entire thighs were exposed, and Huang Yu'er had never been so embarrassed when she grew so big, and when she got off the mountain, she encountered such a bunch of mountain cannons, only to see her eyes widen and scream: "Ah! Yes! Yes! Your grandma, why is the plot developing like this! β
"Call you uncle!"
Ji Nian was suddenly stunned, exuding the smell of wine all over his body, and pointed at Huang Yu'er and shouted.
"Master, master...... When you drink, say less......"
"Slut, I'm going to kill you!"
Huang Yu'er was annoyed and angry, pointing at Ji Nian and about to rush over, but Ji Nian, who had drunk wine, was still very flexible, running and jumping, pulling away a distance, turning his back on his body, twisting his ******, with a cheap face, and said: "Come on, come on!" eonοΌ β
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, it's late, Cui Zhi won't be able to come back!"
Uncle Ming suddenly drank like this, and the scene instantly quieted down, Huang Yu'er also looked at Uncle Ming in shock, and then glared at Ji Nian fiercely, eager to tear him to pieces, and Xiao Jie looked at Huang Yu'er's fierce eyes, trembling with fright, helping Ji Nian, hehe, and smirking: "Senior Sister Cui Zhi, don't be surprised...... My master drank too many fragments......"
Ji Nian's whole person was on Xiaojie's back, constantly pulling Xiaojie's ears and hair, Xiaojie was embarrassed and pressing, and said: "My master is just this mouthful, I was waiting for you, but I was bored and drank too much...... This man is not a good drinker...... I'll teach him a lesson! β
"Who's drunk...... the hell"
Ji Nian suddenly got up from Xiao Jie's back, and was about to pounce on Huang Yu'er again, so scared that Huang Yu'er retreated again and again, but Xiao Jie rushed up, stretched out his hand and slashed at Ji Nian's neck, Ji Nian finally fainted, and then he smirked and said, "Don't be weird...... Don't be surprised...... My master's wine is not good...... Got too many broken pieces after drinking...... This happens all the time, just get used to it, get used to it......"
Ji Nian and Xiao Jie teased the master and apprentice, it was really a beep, but then, there was more pumping, Xiao Jie directly dragged Ji Nian's clothes, slid on the grass, and disappeared in a puff of smoke, because Xiao Jie was afraid that if he took a second look at Huang Yuer, he would be blinded by the 24k golden eyes.
However, Huang Yu'er's side, with a look of disgust and annoyance, kept sorting out the filth on her body, and her face didn't rise, and said, "Hillbilly, what's going on!" β
"Here's the thing......"
Uncle Ming began to tell us about what happened that night.
After we entered the house that night, Uncle Ming and Uncle Ji Nian guarded our bodies, but it didn't take long for Uncle Ming to find that Black and White Impermanence came out of the house, and then I knew that it was Cui Zhi who actually brought Black and White Impermanence here, but at the same time, he also caused trouble.
Because of the urgency of the situation at that time, Uncle Ming did not explain the matter to us clearly.
It turned out that that night, Uncle Ming only put our two souls and six souls into the body of the paper body, and there was still one soul and one soul in the body, because the soul of the person was incomplete, so it was almost like death, but he didn't expect that the black impermanence discovered the heresy