Chapter 80: The Red Tent
Liu Yan waved his hand again and again: "Sister Xiaohong, Liu Moujie Wufu, you can't do anything to the pair." ”
Shen Xiaohong said with a smile: "Now that I think of calling my sister, I took out a gun to scare people just now, no, I will never spare you, I have to be right, I have to be right, I have to be right." ”
Zhou Jiarui helped: "Xisang, don't be embarrassed for Liu Guard, what is coming at me, let alone couplets, it's okay to compose poems." ”
Lin Su also helped Liu Yanzhi speak: "Sister, three pairs are too many, let's have less." ”
Shen Xiaohong smiled and said: "You all help Yi to speak, okay, just make a pair, if you are right, I will spare you, and I won't eat an extra jar of old wine at night." ”
Liu Yan saw that he couldn't hide, so he stubbornly said, "Come out." ”
Shen Xiaohong was not in a hurry, took the fire fold from the old mother's hand, blew it elegantly, the flame was much brighter, she lit the hookah, took a few puffs, and said incomprehensibly: "Allah has to ask Nong one thing first, and if he can answer, the pair can come out." ”
"Please." Liu Yanzhi beat the drum straight up and down in his heart, this time I am afraid that he will make a fool of himself, and he can't hide from a jar of rice wine at night.
Shen Xiaohong said: "Do you know what tap water is?" ”
Liu Yanzhi smiled dumbly, tap water was an advanced thing for the Qing Dynasty, and it was an ordinary thing around him for himself, Shen Xiaohong had something to do, so he had to make a fuss about it.
"Know a little." Liu Yan said straight.
Shen Xiaohong said: "More than ten years ago, there was a waterworks opened by the British in Yangshupu, the water pipe was connected to the whole city, as long as the faucet was turned on, the water flowed out, no matter morning and evening, at any time, this pair of mine came out, so it was called tap water, and the pair from Allah was related to tap water. ”
Everyone was sitting on their backs, listening to each other.
"Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea." Shen Xiaohong's crisp voice sounded, and at the same time stood out from everyone.
Sure enough, it's absolute, Lin Su is also a daughter of a high-ranking family who reads poetry and books, and she can also recite poems against her, she thinks that she can't match this pair, and her beautiful eyebrows can't help frowning.
Liu Yanzhi lowered his head and thought hard, but actually secretly laughed, when he first woke up, he went online every day, and he happened to see this pair, Shen Xiaohong couldn't help him.
Zhou Jiarui was eager to try and wanted to show his hand in front of the beauty, but Shen Xiaohong didn't give him this opportunity, and saw that Liu Yanzhi didn't speak for a long time, so he said: "Actually, this pair is not only not right for you, but also for these literati and scholars on the beach." ”
Liu Yan raised his head and said, "How many answers do you need?" ”
"How can you?" Shen Xiaohong was stunned.
I only listened to Liu Yanzhi's full of anger: "Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea, Shandong peanuts and peanuts fall in Shandong, Shanxi Hanging Temple hangs in the West Mountain, West Lake weeping willows and willows hang in the west of the lake, and the leaves of Huangshan Mountain fall pine leaves fall on the mountain and yellow, how about it, is it enough?" ”
"Nong is a martial artist? Phew, I think it's the champion, and he came to entertain people. Shen Xiaohong was stunned for a few seconds, then returned to normal, waving her handkerchief and said coquettishly, but it could be seen that she was deeply impressed by Liu Yanzhi's literary brilliance.
Lin Su also breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't expect his sweetheart to be so civil and military, it seems that his worries are really unnecessary.
Only Zhou Jiarui secretly scolded Liu Yanzhi in his heart for being shameless and relying on things from Baidu to steal his limelight.
With this episode, the atmosphere became more harmonious, in the evening, a little guy came back with a card, full of unhappiness, it turned out that every fifteenth day of the new year, Shen Xiaohong would send someone to wait for Liu Yanzhi at the dock, today he was overjoyed, forgot to call someone back, Liu Yanzhi rewarded the little guy with a silver dollar on the spot, so everyone was happy.
Shen Xiaohong pushed away all the tickets for the night, closed the door to thank the guests, and only entertained the VIPs from the capital, and the nearby restaurant sent a table of good dishes, two jars of old flower carvings, and everyone gathered together and drank happily.
The tableware of the study is extremely exquisite, ivory, indescribable porcelain crystal clear, Liu Yanzhi only knows the cup of drinking, open and shallow belly, the wall of the cup is painted with a rooster singing, but it is not clear whether it is a chicken bowl cup in the Chenghua period of the Ming Dynasty, or a cup imitated in the Qing Dynasty, in short, it should not be a problem to get a modern one, and it should not be a problem to auction a few million.
Shen Xiaohong, the usual guest of Mr. Shuyu, is either rich or expensive, naturally long-sleeved and good at dancing, and is very good at adjusting the atmosphere, Zhou Jiarui has been a teacher for half his life, and he can't find an outlet for pouring out of his stomach, and now there is a charming beauty next to him, he is naturally energetic, boastful, and Shen Xiaohong is full of lofty opinions.
"This is a real countryman!" Shen Xiaohong thought in her heart, although the people she usually made friends with also had some talents, but they were limited to business and writing poems for officials, how could there be such an all-encompassing astronomy, geography, military and politics as Zhou Jiarui, and what was even more amazing was that he spoke fluent English, which made Shen Xiaohong even more envious.
"Lord Zhou, is it good for Nong to teach me foreign language?" Shen Xiaohong begged delicately, leaning over to Teacher Zhou's side, and the fragrant wind was about to get him drunk.
"Well said, well said." Zhou Jiarui lifted his glasses, "There are many kinds of foreign languages, English, French, Russian, German, Italian, Spanish, I don't know much, I can only speak the languages of eight countries, it depends on which country you want to learn?" ”
Shen Xiaohong thought for a while and said, "We are in the British Concession here, let's learn English." ”
Zhou Jiarui teased: "This is not the British Concession, to be precise, the International Settlement, the Public Concession, and half of the Americans, do you want to learn the London Oxford accent or the American Boston accent?" ”
Shen Xiaohong feigned anger and said: "Let you teach English, how can there be so many flowers, don't learn it." ”
Zhou Jiarui hurriedly said: "Then the British Oxford accent, the British aristocracy speaks in this tone, although the Americans are rich, they are nouveau riche after all, they have no background and no self-cultivation, they are just a bunch of townspeople, and they can't take it." ”
Liu Yanzhi and Lin Su looked at each other and smiled, the two did not talk much, the communication was in the eyes, the old housekeeper was watching in his eyes, happy in his heart, the old man was blessed by misfortune, not only was the official promoted to a level, but also got a fast son-in-law who rode the dragon, which can be described as double happiness, if the master surnamed Zhou knew, he would not regret his intestines.
Shen Xiaohong suddenly pointed at Liu Yan and said, "Zhuangyuanlang, you have a few more drinks." ”
Zhou Jiarui said: "It's not appropriate for such a good wine to be cheap, Liu Guard, it's better for us to draw fists, whoever loses will drink." ”
Shen Xiaohong clapped her hands and praised: "Okay, if there is one, you are not allowed to leave the table, and you are not allowed to drink on behalf of you." ”
Everyone was full of interest, the wine was strong, guessing the boxing order, drinking happily, except for the old housekeeper who drank a few glasses and went to the concierge to sleep, the rest of the people drank until late at night, the dishes were cold, the wine was also disabled, Shen Xiaohong drank too much, and ordered someone to add wine and return to the lamp to reopen the banquet.
There is no banquet in the world, Liu Yanzhi is a tough guy with iron fighting, no matter how much rice wine is drunk at low degrees, everyone else is drunk and hazy, Shen Xiaohong is a character who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, she has long seen that Liu Yanzhi and Lin Sulang are in love with each other, and shouted with wine: "Tonight, while the elders are here, I will help you decide the marriage, Sister Lan, what do you say?" ”
Sister Lan is the second aunt, she is a concubine, she is from a humble background, how can she have any right to speak, but this time the Lin family encountered a big disaster, and the aunt eloped with someone again, it was she who protected the young lady to find a place to live, although it was a study apartment, but it was better than living on the street, so she thought she had made a great contribution, so she simply pretended to be big, and said with a smile: "The words of the matchmaker of the parents, the master is not there, and the concubine is good at making claims. ”
Shen Xiaohong said: "Yes, Sister Lan is in charge, I am a big matchmaker, it is better to pick a day than to touch a day, just today, Miss Lin is drunk, Zhuangyuanlang, ** a moment is worth a thousand gold, and I don't help the bride go upstairs." ”
Lin Su is everyone's best girl, Miss Qianjin, three from the four virtues in mind, but there have been too many things recently, prison, escape, fall into the dust, all kinds of joys and sorrows intertwined torture, people's mood will always change subtly, plus drink some wine, full of crimson, half push and half on, although I didn't agree, but I didn't refuse.
Shen Xiaohong made a look, the old mother and the maid stepped forward to help Lin Su upstairs, she looked at Liu Yanzhi with silky eyes: "Zhuangyuanlang, if you don't go to Miss Lin to spend the night together, will you fall in love with my sister and me?" ”
"Hey, Guard Liu is not that kind of person, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot." Teacher Zhou hurriedly interrupted.
"I ......" Liu Yan opened his mouth and blushed, I want to say that this progress is too fast, I am not mentally prepared yet.
Zhou Jiarui stretched out his head and said with a mouth full of wine: "Silly boy, what are you pretending to be serious, this is a Qinglou, a place to do this business, go up, cook raw rice and cook rice, and get a grandson for your father-in-law." ”
"Not good." Liu Yan snorted straight.
"If you don't go up, I'll go." Zhou Jiarui pushed and dragged Liu Yan straight up the stairs, and the second aunt was too discerning and priced, so she said that she couldn't drink enough and quit.
Only Zhou Jiarui and Shen Xiaohong were left on the wine table, the red candles were flickering, and the air was filled with an intoxicating smell of fat powder.
"Lord Zhou, would you like to be my guest at the curtain?" Shen Xiaohong asked faintly.
"I can't ask for it." Zhou Jiarui said, "It's just that I am shouldering a heavy responsibility, and I will go north with Li Zhongtang to mediate with foreigners in the near future, and I am afraid that I will not be able to delay in Shanghai for a few days." ”
"If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight." Shen Xiaohong said.
Although he knew that the other party was just playing on the spot, Zhou Jiarui couldn't help but be emotional, and said in a low voice: "Xisang......"
Shen Xiaohong gently buried the head of the mantis in Zhou Jiarui's arms, Teacher Zhou's nephrite was warm and fragrant, and she couldn't help lowering her head to gnaw on the pretty face of the beauty, and the red candle on the table shook twice and was extinguished.
At the same time, Liu Yanzhi was helpless in the embroidery room on the second floor, the room layout in the south was small, a shelf bed accounted for a small half of the area, the sandalwood furniture was full of antiquity, a round of crescent moon like a beauty's eyebrows outside the window, in the red tent, the girl who looked like Zhen Yue was lying on her side, her eyelashes flickered, her skin could be broken, and she didn't know whether she was asleep or pretending to be asleep.
Whether to be a beast or a beast, Liu Yanzhi fell into a contradiction.
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