The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you - Yun Kai has a deeper understanding of the art of poetry, and it is indeed an abstraction and sublimation of life. Art is very plump, life is very skinny, and the true face of life is actually the most depressing thing he can think of, which is to stay with Long Yan for two hours.

After the left wheel took Yan Xiaoyi down the mountain, Long Yan didn't give a good face, as if Yun Kai owed her eight million, no matter what he wanted to say or do, the dragon woman had a noble and cold attitude, three points colder than the snow peak on the top of Shennong, Yun Kai knew that he was at a loss, and he had nothing to say: "Long Yan, why did you come here?" ”

“……”

"It can't be just here to save us, is it? Thank you so much - if you don't speak, I'll take you by default?! ”

“……”

"Look, there's a rabbit over there! I'm so hungry, are you hungry? ”

“……”

"Long Yan, your crossbow is so powerful, can you borrow me to fight a rabbit?"

The iceberg girl finally reacted this time, and immediately reached out to touch her waist. Yunkai was overjoyed when he saw this, and said in his heart that the goddess is swollen, and the goddess doesn't have to eat and go to the toilet? Let you be noble, cold, and arrogant, and growl like you are hungry...... Unexpectedly, after Long Yan pulled out the repeater, he didn't hand it to him, but pressed against his forehead.

"Uh......" Yun Kai remembered the picture of Xiao Huangmao being penetrated by an arrow, and felt that the whole person was not good, and said in a cold sweat: "I said that the dragon mushroom is cool, we are not class enemies, isn't it okay to dance with knives and guns?" Even if there is a slight misunderstanding, it is a contradiction among the people. Uncle Lei Feng said that we should treat comrades as warm as spring, and treat work as hot as summer, let's go up the mountain to collect medicine and work together comrades, look at your attitude ...... this god."

Long Yan stared at him without saying a word, his eyes were very beautiful and his expression was very cold, and he had the posture of killing people if he didn't agree with him.

Then who said it, I'd rather offend the villain than the woman.

Ah, what a painful realization!

"Forget it, brother will do it himself!" When Yunkai retreated from the mouth of the crossbow arrow and got into the bushes to chase the rabbit, he summed up in despair in his heart: "This mushroom is cold, destined to be lonely for a lifetime......"

Now some girls don't have self-respect at all, they move their hands and feet at every turn, and they use knives and guns at every turn, Yun Kai just wants to say four words about this: You wait and see!

The hind legs of the rabbit are longer than the front legs, and the running up the mountain is faster than the flat ground, and you can't catch up with you when you are tired, and if you chase it down the mountain, you will be in a hurry to get it and fall and fight, and catch a quasi-pickle girl is actually quite similar to catching a rabbit, dinosaurs don't need you to chase, just wait for the rabbit, and if you want to soak the goddess, you have to have a spare tire to be psychologically prepared to grow old.

Yunkai's pickling skills are not good, but he has a lot of experience in catching rabbits. As he walked back with two rabbit ears, he took the time to look back at the girls he had known so far, and to his chagrin found that he had a lot of potential. Butterfly, the little witch, not to mention, is completely incomparable with the little girl next door to someone else's house; A gentle and stingy girl who stabs people with silver needles at every turn; The spicy man is from the inside to the outside, and he likes to kick people with his long legs when he has nothing to do; The iceberg girl in front of her is cold from head to toe, and she likes to shoot people with crossbow arrows...... said that most of them were tears, but fortunately, there was a sexy royal sister Xia Hanshuang, as well as Sun Xiaoqing's ** silk sisters, otherwise one and two would be fierce and domineering, and they would not be able to live this day.

As a senior foodie, Yunkai is very good at concocting hares, pinching the head of the hare, peeling and removing the internal organs, and skewering it with two wooden sticks is the best barbecue material. The hare probably belongs to the white Fumei type, the meat is tender and fat, and it weighs two or three catties after cleaning, which is enough for two people to eat beautifully.

Yunkai took stones and built a simple fire pit, which was easy to ignite in autumn, and then put on thick branches that were resistant to burning, and after a while, a roaring bonfire was lit and the rabbit meat was sizzling. As for the seasoning, it is even simpler, he just picked some star anise, comfrey and cinnamon bark along the way, etc., and roasted them on the fire until they are yellow, and kneaded them into medicinal powder in the palm of his hand, and add salt to become a secret Chinese herbal seasoning powder, sprinkled on the oily hare meat, and after a while, a rich meat aroma will emerge.

While Yunkai was busy with this, Long Yan stood on a towering boulder with a repeating crossbow, a black trench coat rustling in the autumn wind, and his calm gaze constantly patrolling the jungle, like an owl ready to pounce at any time - as an elite special police officer of a special security organization, the habit of constant vigilance has long been deeply rooted in the bone marrow. Judging by her professional experience, Du San's gang will definitely continue to chase after the fire is extinguished, Yunkai's poison can only block the passage of the cave, and the drug bandits must have other routes to catch up.

Long Yan is not like Yunkai and Yan Xiaoyi, she did not walk through the ghost wall bamboo forest passage, but accurately predicted the action route of the drug bandits, and she is worthy of being an iceberg killer who terrifies the underworld forces. In fact, it was a pediatric task to clean up Du San's group, and there was no need for a member of her level to come forward, but she was worried that something would happen to Yunkai, or that she was worried about her father-in-law's life.

"Would you like to have some?" Yun Kai tore the roasted rabbit meat in half and handed it to Long Yan, thinking painfully about the iceberg goddess who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, presumably wouldn't be interested in the cheesy things of the barbecue, right?

It's a pity that he thought too much, and Long Yan took it unceremoniously, without any politeness or gratitude. That look of course, as if Yunkai was a waiter in a barbecue restaurant - maybe not even a waiter, to be precise, it was the chef in the princess's mansion, and the subtext was that the palace was going to eat, so you should step down......

"That's it, for the sake of saving my life, my brother doesn't care about you!" Stingy clouds secretly wiped tears from the bottom of his heart and turned his attention back to the barbecue. He was tossed and starved to now, the yellow and clear rabbit meat was bubbling with a pungent fragrance, and it was wiped out after three times and five divided by two, and when he looked at Long Yan unsatisfied, he found that the iceberg girl had already entered the patrol posture with a repeater, but the half of the rabbit meat was gone, and only a pile of broken bones was left on the ground.

"Cake seller, this girl moves faster than me?!" Yun Kai secretly glanced at Long Yan's belly, and there was a flat horse under the towering chest, without a trace of fat on the abdomen, and there was no trace of the disappearance of the half rabbit meat at all.

His eyes were very hidden, but they still fell in the eyes of the iceberg girl. Long Yan glared at him fiercely, his face was a little unnatural, and after a while, he held back a sentence: "Are you a chef or a doctor?" ”

"A doctor who doesn't know how to cook is not a good foodie!"

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Two days later, the two entered the high-altitude area of more than 2,000 meters, and beyond that, there were towering snow-capped peaks. Yun Kai had already put on a thick cotton coat, wrapping himself like a brown bear, Long Yan was still in a strong suit, the strong contrast made Yun Kai full of yearning for dragon body art again, and asked Long Yan a lot of cultivation questions along the way.

Miss Long had no reservations about these questions, and her answers were concise and to the point, which made Yunkai gain a lot and feel like seeing the sun. During this period, he mentioned the matter of the savage Dashan and the Lingjia brothers and sisters, saying that Dashan was as light as an ape and could fight a tiger with his bare hands, and was a natural cultivator of dragon body art. ”

"Is there a use for remembering merit? Can it be exchanged for demon wings, can it be exchanged for repeaters? "Yun Kai has coveted Long Yan's peculiar repeater for a long time. The repeater is as small as a pistol, and the rate of fire is faster than a bullet, so it's a cold weapon version of a silenced pistol! The yin artifact of the cliff is especially suitable for a guy who likes to pretend to be low-key and likes to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

Long Yan didn't speak again with a cold face - not speaking means despising, and contributing to the country is also conditional on unconsciously acting.

"I said, aren't you tired of keeping a straight face all day? Laugh for less than ten years, you can't laugh? ”

"Sister is not Mona Lisa, she won't smile at everyone!"

"You are sick, you have to be cured, ...... have to be treated" After two or three days of getting along, Yunkai finally came to the conclusion that this girl had given up treatment. The iceberg girl lacks humor genes in her bones, the poisonous tongue and cheeky skin are useless in front of her, and it is unrealistic for a small flame to melt an entire iceberg, which is more difficult than moving mountains by a foolish man.

After the conversation reached an impasse, Yun Kai asked curtly, "You won't send Dashan to the laboratory for dissection, right?" ”

A small flame finally appeared in Long Yan's eyes, and he resisted the urge to kick Yun Kai off the cliff, and said coldly: "Righteous father has always wanted to accept a closed disciple!" ”

"Closed disciple? Isn't it me? ”

"You? You can't. ”

“……”

I can't! I can't? If you haven't used it, you dare to say that I can't do it? If you are in a hurry, my brother will drug you, believe it or not! The once-in-a-millennium genius pharmacist of Butterfly Valley is mad and wants to circle someone a hundred times if he can beat the other person.

Small flames and large icebergs sulking at each other silently circled around the ancient glacial ruins under the snowy peaks for most of the day. According to Yun Kai's judgment, the Ice Flame Flower probably grows in this area, there are no tall trees in the glacier ruins, and there are occasionally some sparse small shrubs among the bare rocks everywhere, the line of sight is very open, it stands to reason that the Ice Flame Flower This plant should be very conspicuous, the two have been looking for a long time but there is no trace, and the annoyed Yun Kai slandered the ancestor of the Medicine Sect. The literary language of the ancients is plain and forced, leaving aside the plain and easy-to-understand spoken language, and pretending to write it as a god horse "under the extreme cold, above the extreme heat, its shape is like snow, its red is like fire, and its poison is like burning ......", saying that you will die if you mark a map or something?

Slander is slander, and it is useless to dig up your ancestral grave if you can't find medicinal materials. Yun Kai was a little discouraged, and when he turned over a ridge, he said to Long Yan, who was not far away, "There is a valley ahead, let's go over and take a look." If you can't find it yet, camp in the valley today, where it's leeward and warm......"

The result is still nothing.

Set up a tent under a leeward boulder, and when Yunkai said that the weather was too cold and asked for a bonfire, Long Yan vetoed it as usual, on the grounds that the fireworks were too conspicuous in the mountains and would become a target for the enemy to track. Since that meal of roasting hares, Yunkai has been eating compressed biscuits for two days in a row, and the birds can fade out of his mouth.

The temperature was low at night, and the cold wind howled outside the tent. Yun Kai was cold and hungry, and when he got into the cold sleeping bag, he said to himself, "Alas, wouldn't it be warmer to sleep with that ice cube in your arms?" Why do you have to sleep in two tents, birds and beasts are not as good as ah...... "Of course, he is just thinking about this, if he really dares to be a beast, he will either lie down like Xiao Huangmao, or change to the Sunflower Treasure Book, there will be no third ending."

Then who said it, come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back - not long after the two of them walked out of the valley the next day, Du San caught up with more than a dozen people.