Chapter 1338: You Sissy
As soon as Dong Chi Li heard this, his brain buzzed, as if something had completely exploded in his mind.
She quickly jumped off the pirate's ghost-headed warship and swept quickly in the direction of the Yongzhou warship, and Di Tianling also hurriedly followed. The husband and wife were like madmen, stepping on the waves, and the waves behind them splashed up one by one.
Jian Xue stood in place for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "It's all my fault, I killed so many clouds, but I forgot to pay attention to the impermanence and innocence on the ship." Why, I've lost impermanence and innocence for the second time......" but in fact this time it's no wonder to him.
Xi Lu glanced at the sword and Xue Ku, frowned, and said, "What is the relationship between impermanence and innocence and them?" β
Jian Xuekue looked at Xi Lu, looked at her carefully for a while, and then said angrily: "It's your business, if it weren't for you pirates attacking us, how could impermanence and innocence be lost?" β
Xi Lu was choked like this, and he was also annoyed: "How did you speak?" Did I provoke you? Believe it or not, I let people bombard your warships? β
The pirates believed it, and ran to the cannon to hold the fuse.
Xi Lu hurriedly made themselves themselves.
Di Tianling and Dong Chi Li helped save the brothers who were teetering on the brink of death, and she was not so mad that she would take revenge.
Although pirates are ruthless and unjust to strangers, they are still very righteous to those who have helped them.
Jian Xuekuan rolled his eyes again, and said indifferently to Xi Lu: "Whatever you want, anyway, impermanence and innocence are not on the ship now, even if you blow all the people on the boat to pieces, it doesn't matter if the two of them do." β
"......" Xi Lu was speechless.
Jian Xuekuer was about to leave, but Xi Lu said suddenly: "Are you a man or a woman, why do you look like a woman, but you speak like a man?" β
Stopped, Jian Xue turned back coquettishly, threw a wink, and then said roughly: "Your eldest brother and I are a man!" Everyone has a love for beauty, are you jealous that my skin is whiter than yours, or is it prettier than you? Brothers! β
Xi Lu suddenly got goosebumps from being aroused by the sword and snow, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu can't get used to a sissy man like you in this life, what's the matter!" Get out of the way! β
As she spoke, Xi Lu raised her right foot and kicked it under Jian Xue's dry crotch!
I saw a whirlwind like a whirlwind passing, and Jian Xue suddenly screamed and fell to his knees on the ground, trembling and clutching his crotch.
All the pirates felt a pain in their crotch and watched the sword snow wither in distress.
However, a "woman" with an outstanding demeanor covered her crotch and wailed on the ground, not to mention how weird that scene was.
"Ah...... Ah............h It's all men too, don't you know that men's crotches can't be kicked! Hurt...... It hurts me! β
"What a man." Xi Lu crossed his hands on his waist and shrugged his shoulders casually, "I just kick it casually, you can't bear it, it's really weak, get off the boat." β
Xi Lu unceremoniously kicked Jian Xue withered off the boat, just like she had just kicked Zheng Hongyang, and then she commanded: "Brothers! Let's go back to Longzhou! Bring the clouds back. β
Woo -
The horn sounded.
The chains attached to the pirate ship were unfastened.
The clouds surrounding the Yongzhou warship turned back one after another and walked in the direction of the warship.
Jian Xuekuan came out of the water, looking at the departure of the pirate warship, there was still a painful look on his face, but he said to himself very seriously: "His speed is so fast, his cultivation is still above Han Li and the river god......"
Whoa!
Countless clouds swam past Jian Xueku's side, and some of them seemed to have been beaten by Jian Xueku, so they actually threw their fish tails and wanted to whip Jian Xueku's body wildly.
The sword and snow withered and jumped up from the sea in an instant, stepped on the backs of those clouds, and swept towards the Yongzhou warship.
When the sword snow withered and fell on the Yongzhou warship, he saw that Dong Chi Li was already holding impermanence on the deck, stripped off his pants, and twitched his right hand heavily on his ass: "Impermanence!" You're the older brother! How can you run away with innocence? β
Di Tianling hugged Innocent and watched from the side, his face was also a little pale.
Impermanence was soaked in the buttocks by Dong Chi Li, but he still didn't say a word, and he didn't even cry.
Jian Xuekue asked, "Where did you find them?" β
Di Tianling said: "On the back of a firmament cloud, they don't know when they jumped into the sea, but fortunately, they have been holding on to the back of the firmament cloud and drank a lot of seawater, otherwise they would have died in the belly of the fish." When Ah Li saw it just now, he was almost frightened. β
Jian Xuekue nodded: "It's time to fight." β
Dong Chi Li fought for a while, but Wu Innocent really couldn't stand it, maybe it was distress and impermanence, so he struggled to get out of Di Tianling's arms, grabbed Dong Chi Li's hand, and cried and said, "Mom, it's me...... Pulling my brother...... Jumping into the sea ...... It's me...... Wrong! β
Dong Chi Li was even more angry when he heard it, put impermanence aside, picked up Wuxian and still pumped his ass, but he didn't take off his pants, after all, he was a girl.
Dong Chi Li cried while smoking innocent wow wow wow wow, and reprimanded: "Innocent! You are so cowardly, you cry when you encounter something, in that case, why do you want to drag your brother around? Aren't you asking for your own pain! Will you dare in the future! β
Impermanence seemed to feel that Wuxian had been beaten enough, so he took the initiative to step forward: "Sister, nonsense! It's me, it's me, it's me, it's meβ"
Dong Chi Li glared at Impermanence, and suddenly ran out of sight, she stuffed the crying innocence into Di Tianling's arms, and then looked at the direction where the pirate warship had gone, and sighed: "I have lost a force that can help." β
Di Tianling said, "You don't need their help, Dan Summit." β
Jian Xuekuan hurriedly said: "Don't underestimate that pirate leader, just now he kicked me, the speed is very fast, I think he may be a Yang Cultivator." β
"See the sun?" Dong Chi Li was extremely surprised and blinked, "She didn't show her cultivation on the pirate warship before, but I didn't expect her to be a Yang Seeing Cultivator." β
Jian Xuekut nodded: "Just a pirate is already a cultivator of Jianyang, and Longzhou and his party are really dangerous." He suddenly changed his face and said happily, "I just like this atmosphere!" I've lived so long to finally see the world! β
Dong Chi Li, Di Tianling: "......"
The departure of the pirates, they will not bring any guilt, and swept away 20 million Dongchi Li, and the pirates are naturally happy.
However, the Yongzhou warship looked a little desolate in the night, the warship had been crooked a lot, and there were thousands of holes everywhere, and the cultivators were already tired because of the entanglement of those clouds.
There was blood on the deck, and the cabin was flooded everywhere.
The demonic wind blew in gusts, causing the warship to sway on the sea.
But after the night, the ship was able to move forward. And it seems that because there is a pirate warship ahead, the sea area is much calmer.
The Yongzhou warship also moved forward very smoothly and successfully arrived at the Longzhou warship ferry.