"Little girl, okay, count yourself ruthless! Wenyu, there's a new mission! "Once again, Uncle Lao compromised and met a woman who was more stubborn than a cow, more horizontal than a tiger, and wilder than a lion, and he Uncle Lao could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

Shu Wenyu said leisurely: "Say, I'm not waiting!" ”

Uncle Lao smiled bitterly and said, "You turn on the TV to the international channel!" Shu Wenyu sighed and turned on the TV.

The picture on the TV is in the space administration of country M, and the protagonist is a small silver-gray machine, which is very beautiful, but at first glance, it is the kind of high-tech product that ordinary people can't control, and it always gives people a feeling of daunting.

In addition to this machine, the other protagonist is an Einsteinian scientist! In these years, let's not talk about your scientific research level, but judging from your appearance, if you don't look like Einstein, you will automatically be lowered in front of everyone.

It is estimated that it will not be long before the Nobel Prize ceremony will turn into an imitation show of Einstein.

"See! Your goal is that machine. Uncle Lao's voice rang out.

Shu Wenyu's eyes lit up and said: "I have stolen the FBI, stolen the Pentagon, and never patronized the Space Administration, I didn't expect the opportunity to come so soon!" However, Uncle Lao, with such advanced equipment, you won't forget my principles, right? ”

Uncle Lao laughed and said, "That's! Even if I have the courage, I dare not forget your principles! Rest assured, this equipment was ordered by a research institute in the UAE and will not be resold to the islanders! Even if the emperor of their island country kneels down for me, it is not a thought! Shu Wenyu smiled: "That's good!" When to act? ”

Uncle Lao said: "The sooner the better!" ”

Shu Wenyu locked the photo in her private safe, and said softly: "No matter who you are, when I complete this mission, I will definitely find you!" Hum...... Someone who can fly? Birdman? Hehe......"

"Li Xiaogang. What do you see? ”

Since the two flew back to Happy Village last night, Song Shuang has fallen in love with the feeling of flying under the stars, always thinking about coming again, and surrounding Li Xiaogang whenever he has time.

Li Xiaogang pointed to the TV and said, "Look at what the M country guy has tossed again." ”

Song Shuang glanced at it with interest and said, "What! It's just a pile of broken metal! ”

Li Xiaogang smiled: "You must not underestimate such a pile of broken metal. They are put together in such a way. The power is so great that even the experts in our country salivate. ”

"Huh...... Is it, really that magical? Do you have any other ideas? ”

Song Shuang smiled evilly and said, "Don't forget. I'm a cop! ”

Li Xiaogang waved his hand and said: "That's all the old emperor's calendar, you are at most an expired policeman, I'm not afraid!" ”

The two laughed together, and Li Xiaogang didn't realize at all that his impulsive romance last night had provoked an unprovoked little devil. It added a lot of trouble to him in the future.

"Hey, in broad daylight, you guys just flirt, please pay attention to the impact, okay?" Li Shuang walked in with some dissatisfaction, glared at the two and said.

Li Xiaogang frowned and looked at her and said, "When will your real yàn come?" If this continues, I'll have to collect your living expenses!" ”

Li Shuang glared at him and said, "When will you study it?" I don't know? Of course, one day there is a conclusion, and which day it is calculated! It is your right to collect living expenses. But it's our right to hand over or not, huh! Just wait! After saying that, he twisted his ass and walked out quickly.

"Why don't I think she's upset?" Song Shuang looked at Li Shuang's back and said.

Li Xiaogang shook his head and said, "Whatever!" When I met her in the wild. She's like this, fierce, as if she has a grudge against someone, ignore her! Song Shuang, I have something to do soon, can you stay at home alone? ”

Song Shuang looked up at the TV and asked, "You don't want to steal that device, do you?" That's the National Space Administration of M, which is more closely guarded than the Pentagon, and it's very dangerous! Song Shuang's face was full of worry and concern.

Li Xiaogang laughed and said: "Do you think that the little National Space Administration of M can stop me, have you forgotten my ability?" ”

Thinking of the romantic trip between the two yesterday, Song Shuang's heart suddenly relaxed, and said with a smile: "It's too!" It seems that I am really worried! ”

Li Xiaogang shook his head and said: "No, that's not groundless, it's your concern for me, I keep it in my heart!" Song Shuang's heart was warmed by Li Xiaogang's words, and his eyes were confused when he looked at Li Xiaogang.

When he went to country M to commit a crime, Li Xiaogang naturally would not take a plane stupidly, and it was always a trouble and hidden danger to leave video data at the airport. So Li Xiaogang chose teleportation.

Shu Wenyu and Li Xiaogang have the same idea, but she can't teleport, but she can fly the plane and avoid the radar of country M is still sure.

In this way, the two smuggled into country M in different ways, but almost at the same time.

Walking on the streets of country M, looking at the people of country M with colorful hair and white or black walking past him, Li Xiaogang's heart was full of strange novelty.

"Didn't you say that the air in country M smelled of milk, and I didn't think it was any different from Huaxia?"

Li Xiaogang muttered a few words softly.

"Huaxia?" Suddenly, the familiar Chinese sounded in his ears, as if a stone had been cast on the silent water, and the feeling that made people's hearts throb was still clearly remembered by Li Xiaogang many years later.

He seems to be able to understand why those compatriots living abroad have accumulated such a deep friendship with each other, and can understand why people can be so moved by their old acquaintances in a foreign country.

Li Xiaogang turned his head, with the most sincere smile in his life on his face, looking at the middle-aged uncle in front of him, who was slightly fat, but because he was tall, he looked particularly strong. Dressed very ordinarily, shirt and trousers, as if to indicate that this uncle does not seem to be very good in a place like country M.

But the more this is the case, the stronger the intimacy in Li Xiaogang's heart becomes. smiled: "Yes, I just came from Huaxia." My name is Li Xiaogang! ”

The middle-aged uncle hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "My name is Lao Qing, I haven't seen a strange Chinese person for a long time!" Come, come in and let's have a drink, I'm in for a treat! ”

Li Xiaogang glanced at Lao Qing's simple dress, and then looked at the elegantly decorated Huaxia restaurant behind him. said: "Or I'll please!" Listen to people. Eating Chinese food in country M is a luxury, how can I let you break the bank so much? ”

Lao Qing laughed: "That's!" The Chinese people opened restaurants here in order to slaughter the fat sheep of US imperialism. Can you still be merciful? However, don't worry, this Chinese restaurant is opened by me, and it is still possible to invite compatriots to a meal! ”

Li Xiaogang laughed and said: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I was worried for a long time!" After saying that, he walked to the restaurant. Lao Qing smiled bitterly. hurriedly followed.

In an elegant box, Li Xiaogang unceremoniously ordered a table of dishes and ate them in large gulps. "Yes! Yes, the same taste as home! ”

Lao Qing said proudly: "Of course! I tell you, except for the vegetables that are grown by farmers in country M, all the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are airlifted from China. Although US imperialism does not deserve sympathy, we can't deceive consumers, right? It is said to be Chinese cuisine. It has to be authentic Chinese cuisine. Come on, let's go one! ”

Lao Qing picked up the wine glass and said to Li Xiaogang with a smile. I don't know why, he just has an indelible and inexplicable good impression of the young man in front of him. Admire.

Li Xiaogang hurriedly picked up the wine glass, touched it with Lao Qing, and poured it down with his neck up. "Huh? This...... This is Longquan wine, right? ”

Li Xiaogang tasted it and asked with a smile. When it came to Longquan wine, Lao Qing didn't speak, first slapped the table, and said with an excited face: "Not bad, not bad at all!" Damn, you don't know how excited I was when I saw wine from Huaxia on the supermarket shelf! It's just that this wine is a bit expensive, but I still bought ten bottles without saying a word!

Why? Support domestic production! The people of country M are open, but they are also very small, for fear of being made of their money by people from other countries, and if you want to import your things to country M, it is called a struggle. I never imagined that one day China's grain wine would be imported to country M and put on the same shelf as whiskey. This is really a big face for our Chinese people! ”

After another glass of wine, Lao Qing paused and said, "However, this wine has also caused me a lot of trouble!" ”

Li Xiaogang was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Trouble?" How can there be trouble? ”

Lao Qing said angrily: "Damn, if you don't say that if the people of country M are muddy, they won't be things!" The taste of this Longquan liquor is so tempting, not to mention that M people who have never drunk our Chinese liquor, even wine worms like me, can't resist the charm of Longquan liquor.

Since the sale of Longquan wine, more and more people in country M have been addicted to the magical taste of Longquan wine and cannot extricate themselves, but the share of Longquan wine shipped to country M for sales can not satisfy the appetite of people in country M, and the price of Longquan wine on the supermarket shelves has been raised three times in a row, and now it is a terrifying $10,000 a bottle, but it is still in short supply. Longquan wine can't be bought in the supermarket, and people begin to flock to major Chinese restaurants frantically, not ordering only Longquan wine! , they just think we're a winery! No, they will make trouble, a small trouble a day, a big trouble in three days, since Longquan wine entered the market of country M, I have not stopped. ”

As if to verify what he had said, the two chatted and chatted, and there was a commotion and loud shouting and scolding outside the private room. Lao Qing's face was bitter and said: "Look at it, it's coming!" ”

After speaking, he hurriedly stood up and walked out. There was a mess outside the private room. A tall man in black was grabbing the collar of a Chinese waiter and shouting loudly.

The waiter tried his best to break free from the black man's hand, but the black man was so tall and burly, one hand was like a fan, how could the thin waiter break free, not to mention that there were four or five other big men watching from the side.

Lao Qing hurriedly separated the crowd and walked over, and when he saw this black man, he was shocked, and hurriedly smiled: "It turned out to be Mr. Jack, I didn't know that you were here, and you missed the distance, please don't be surprised!" ”

The black man named Jack let go of the waiter, turned his head to look at Lao Qing, smiled and showed a mouth full of snow-white teeth, and said: "Mr. Lao, we have been old neighbors for many years, and we have cooperated so happily, it is a little wrong for you to do this!" ”

(To be continued.) (lw0。 ))