Chapter 249: Why Don't You Die?

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Chapter 249: Why don't you die?

Suddenly, a child who didn't know men and women suddenly shouted, Dad, Zhang Xianjian's hairs all over his body stood up, this is really a little scary. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Xianjin quickly got up and turned on the light. After that, I saw a chubby little boy who was overturned on the bed by himself. Don't ask why Zhang Xianjin is sure that he is a little man, just because there is a cute little Ding Ding in front of the little boy.

Zhang Xianjin saw that a child had really appeared in this situation, the hairs on his body stood up straighter, and he was ready to enter the space at any time before he asked the chubby little boy, "Who are you?" ”

The child sat up and rubbed his head, as if he had hit his head on the bed. said: "Zhang Xianjian, what is your situation, do you want to fall to my death?" ”

Zhang Xianjin asked rhetorically: "Your sister's egg, what is your situation, hurry up and say who you are?" ”

The little man said angrily: "Does your sister have eggs?" ”

Zhang Xianjin was a little angry, and said angrily: "I don't have a sister. ”

The child said, "You don't have a sister, do I have one?" ”

"Less ink, just tell your sister who you are."

The little man suddenly laughed, smiled very happily, and said slowly: "I am an elf, your elf god." ”

After Zhang Xianjin listened to the chubby little boy's words, a mouthful of old blood sprayed the little boy's body. Wiping the blood stains on his mouth, he asked in surprise, "Elf, you're not mistaken, are you?" Why did you become a little boy? ”

The elf explained, "The power of the crystal skeleton is too powerful. I absorbed a little more energy, so I directly transformed into human nature. ”

At this time, all the pet brothers ran out of the space, including the resurrected Azure.

Xiao Shi took the lead and laughed: "Boss, did the elves scare you a lot?" ”

Zhang Xianjin replied: "The scared Lao Tzu is about to pee, and the real Nima of the third watch in the middle of the night is scary." ”

The pet brothers all laughed after listening to Zhang Xianjian's words. Zhang Xianjian, who was on the third watch in the middle of the night, was afraid that he would make a noise with his family, leaked the identity of the elf, and returned to the space with everyone.

Zhang Xianjian's time from the last time he entered the space to this time was not a short period of less than six hours. When I entered the space this time, I saw that the kernel I planted a few days ago had grown into a fruit tree, and it had not only grown into a fruit tree, but also borne fruit.

Zhang Xianjin is most curious about these fruits, and the hanging green lychee is the hanging green lychee. Zhang Xianjin walked to the side of the hanging green lychee book and picked a hanging green one the size of a plum peach, he wanted to taste what kind of flavor this lychee could sell for hundreds of thousands.

After Zhang Xianjin peeled off the green lychee, he saw another deep green mark in the middle part of the lychee, which was very beautiful against the white background. Put it in your mouth and bite it gently, this bite is full of strong lychee fragrance, full of moisture and thick juice, it is simply delicious.

After Zhang Xianjin finished enjoying a hanging green, he closed his eyes slightly and said to himself: "Even if this lychee is hundreds of thousands, I have to buy and eat it." It's the best in the world! ”

The pet brothers watched Zhang Xianjian's intoxicated appearance and didn't know the way back, and picked one one as a taste. Only then did I know that Zhang Xianjian, the boss, was not bad at all, the hanging green lychees in the space were really rare, and everyone felt that with this hanging green lychees, I am afraid that the title of the king of fruits will change hands, and the king of fruits will be relegated to the second.

The lychees that grew from a tree with green lychees were quickly eaten by everyone.

Xiao Mengmeng is the most cunning, and when everyone tastes the graceful taste after eating, Xiao Mengmeng doesn't know where to take out two hanging greens, and the greedy pet brothers are lying on the ground.

The pet brothers accused Xiao Mengmeng of not being righteous enough, only Zhang Xianjin praised Xiao Mengmeng's hand to repair the plank road, and secretly Chen Cang played a slippery role.

In the face of everyone's responsibilities and praises, Xiao Mengmeng gently peeled off the skin of the lychee, closed her eyes and planned to fill it in her mouth and enjoy it again. I didn't know that I was halfway through the way to bite the gold, and took away the little Mengmeng's hanging green in one bite, and ate it into my stomach after dividing it by two in three times.

This brother named Cheng Yanjin is Xiao Mengmeng's brother Xiao Nengneng, and he has run far away before Xiao Mengmeng reacts.

Xiao Mengmeng was furious, threw down the last hanging green, and chased it out towards Xiao Nengneng. There is a big posture that if you don't kill Xiao Neng, you won't be happy.

Seeing that the last hanging green was thrown to the ground, Sun Wukong quickly snatched the hanging green into his hand and became the owner of the last hanging green .......

Then it's time for the elves to sell cute. Looking at the two red pandas that ran away, he pulled Zhang Xianjin aside, and asked Zhang Xianjian: "Xianjian, do you say you like little boys or little girls?" ”

Zhang Xianjin didn't answer the elf's question, but asked rhetorically: "Elf, what do you want to do?" ”

The elf sneered, "I want to stay in the outside world like my pet brothers in the future." ”

Zhang Xianjin was taken aback and asked, "Why is this?" ”

The elf replied to Zhang Xianjin very seriously: "Because there are a lot of delicious foods outside, such as beer, peanuts and pulses, I like them very much." ”

Zhang Xianjin laughed twice and said, "You can eat these things even if you stay in the space!" ”

The elf sighed in annoyance and said, "I've been in this space for too long, and I want to go out and play." ”

Zhang Xianjin was helpless, and before he could speak, the elf continued: "Don't gossip, do you like boys or girls?" ”

Zhang Xianjin asked, "Do you have to ask me to be your father?" I can't accept your sister a little. ”

The elf raised his eyebrows coldly at Zhang Xianjin and asked, "Did I tell you that I don't have a sister?" ”

Zhang Xianjin nodded.

The elf continued to raise his eyebrows coldly at Zhang Xianjian, and asked, "Did I gossip less just now?" ”

Zhang Xianjin nodded again. said directly: "It really doesn't matter, I like both boys and girls." ”

Suddenly, the elf laughed, innocently and cutely. said: "Then I'll transform into a little girl and see what it looks like." ”

After the elf finished speaking, she transformed into a little girl. However, the elf seems to be unable to reach the mana, and the transformation is a small failure.

I saw that the transformed elf was another chubby little man, and it became a little girl with a pink head and two pigtails. It's just that the elf has become a little imperfect, and he hasn't changed his little Ding Ding.

The elf looked at the cute little Ding Ding in front of him, and said in a milky voice: "This should be the most clumsy thing in my life, right?" ”

Zhang Xianjin nodded undoubtedly, very cooperative with the elf.

The elf said a little discouraged: "It seems that my mana has really not recovered to one-third!" Otherwise, transformation is not a problem at all. ”

Zhang Xianjin said helplessly: "Elf, I think you should continue to be a little boy." It's all tears. ”

The elf snorted and said with tears in her eyes: "Then your sister still says so much?" After saying that, he shook aside again, changing his previous appearance.

Zhang Xianjin looked at the elf for about three seconds, and suddenly laughed, laughing forward and backward, and his movements were a little exaggerated.

The elf looked at Zhang Xianjin with dissatisfaction and said, "What do you mean by smiling so happily?" ”

Zhang Xianjin explained with a smile: "Elf, I saw that after you transformed twice, it suddenly occurred to you, if you transform back into the appearance of a little boy for the second time, if you change the little Ding Ding in front of you, your half-life reputation will be ruined, how should you face it?" ”

The elf wanted to cry a little when he heard Zhang Xianjian's words, what did this kid have in his head? Why are the ideas so bizarre?

The elf scolded at Zhang Xinjian: "Zhang Xinjian, why don't you die?" ”

Zhang Xianjin laughed twice, grimaced at the elf, and did not speak.

Now the space is peaceful, the previous sorrow is gone, and Zhang Xianjin has no sorrow. I've had enough trouble with the elves.,I'm going to get up and go back to the real world to sleep.。

This is exactly what the elf mana has not recovered, and the change from male to female is ridiculed. Boy in the field

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