Chapter 451: Zombie Storm 5, It's Too Dirty
Master Huang's face is rough like a rotten wall, his head is like a bird's nest, his upper body is naked, and his lower body steals other people's pants and wears them as shorts.
As a result, Master Huang almost couldn't get along in these villages, and no one even believed him in his swagger, which also greatly hit Master Huang's self-confidence, but he became obsessed with gambling, and took Liu Xin to gamble together, but he lost his clothes and underwear, and his apprentice Liu Xin had saved some money over the years, and he saw that the master was pitiful, so he took him to eat and drink, but Master Huang was drunk as soon as he drank, and he showed his big yellow teeth and quietly said to the apprentice: "Apprentice, discuss a matter for the master." ”
"If you don't borrow money, you can do anything else."
"Alas, why do you say that you are so realistic, is Master that kind of person!"
Master Huang's face was crossed, his eyes slightly exposed a slit, his thick lips moved, and he said, "That's the case, I accidentally hit a fart before the teacher, and the stool came out and stained a pair of pants, so the master asked you to borrow a pair of pants to wear." ”
As soon as these words came out, Liu Xin covered his nose and said in disgust: "Ouch mom, I said why is there a smell of dead chickens, it turns out that the master is." ”
After Liu Xin finished speaking, he covered his mouth and snickered, looking at the master's bad face, and then said, "You can't wear my pants." ”
"You don't know how to buy one for the teacher, you see how embarrassing it is for the teacher to be like this."
Liu Xin looked at Master Huang sitting here, there was no way, he would definitely drink and order food, eat and drink like him, he couldn't afford this meal, so Liu Xin settled the bill, took Master Huang to the hotel next door and opened a cheapest room for Master Huang to live in, and he went to buy pants for Master Huang.
The sole of the shoe helped Er Ya into the room, touched Er Ya's body all the time, and as soon as he entered the room, the sole of the shoe was exposed, looking at Er Ya's red face like a drunk Yang Guifei, the eyes were so blurry and intoxicating, the bridge of the nose was so tall and durable, the small mouth was so hot and sexy, the small waist was the same as the willow waist, the sole of the shoe supported the thin waist of Erya, and the lower body had an impulse, and I couldn't help but set up a tent, and I wanted to press Er Ya on the bed.
But Erya's height is also 1.65 meters, and she is also a symbol of beauty, with long arms and long legs, she directly kicked the drunken soles out of bed when she kicked her long legs, and said with a smile: "Give the old lady down~"
The sole of the shoe was kicked off by Erya, touched his chest, the whole person was very drunk, crawled over from the ground, licked Erya's feet, and reveled intoxicated: "Erya's feet are really fragrant, my Erya is really a big beauty, today, let my brother spoil you well." ”
After saying that, the soles of his shoes rushed to the bed, pounced on Wang Erya's body, kissed for a while, and Erya dodged for a while, drunk very much, squinted his eyes and said: "Dead man, I urinate urgently, I'll go to the toilet." ”
"Sister Erya, go quickly, brother is waiting for you."
The second girl staggered out of the room, and the door was wide open, and she went down to find the toilet.
However, after Liu Xin left, Master Huang was lying in the house alone, suddenly felt an urgency to urinate, and also shook out of the house, looked left and right, and saw that there was no left and right, one corridor was seen as two corridors, and he said drunkly: "Where is this toilet." ”
After Master Huang walked for a while, he looked at the door of the room with the sole of his shoes open, went in directly, closed the door, and then locked it, smiled, looked at a pair of cloth shoes on the ground, took off his pants, revealed the second child, and peed directly in the cloth shoes on the soles.
However, after Master Huang peed, he fell asleep directly on the bed, and the soles of his shoes thought that Erya was coming, so he squinted his eyes and touched Master Huang's body, and said with a smile: "My Erya, my Erya sister, you are getting more and more plump, my brother loves you more and more, and I like you to death, hehehehe......"
The sole of the shoe rubbed oil on Master Huang's body for a while, touched it on Master Huang's body, and stretched his mouth into Master Huang's mouth, kissed it unscrupulously, and reveled intoxicated while kissing: "Sister Erya, why is your tongue so big...... It's like a pig's tongue...... It's so soft and comfortable......"
(Haha, this chapter is too dirty, two big men xxoo, everyone hurry up and close your eyes, and give you a bloody face in minutes)
This Master Huang was so by the soles of his shoes, and he was very drunk, but he was very comfortable in his heart, and kept whining: "Comfortable and comfortable." ”
"Hehe, sister Erya is comfortable, let's come again."
After saying that, he went to take off Master Huang's pants, but just about to touch it, Master Huang crawled on the bed, his back was up, and he muttered: "Oops, I've been constipated recently......"
"Hehe, my sister is constipated...... It's good for my brother to help you get through......"
(The author has something to say: When I wrote it, ouch my goosebumps trembled)
After going back and forth, he took off Master Huang's pants after three times and five divisions, put his face close to Master Huang's buttocks, narrowed his eyes, and said, "Sister Erya, why does your ass stink...... Hey...... It's just the second sister's...... I love both...... Hey, hey, hey......"
(Friendly reminder: the next thing is too dirty...... Two big men...... Think about it for yourselves, make up for it in your brain, it's another pair of friends, haha)
After the two of them turned over the clouds and rain, the soles of the shoes and Master Huang were both tired, and finally fell asleep, and Liu Xin also helped Master Huang buy pants and came back, but when he entered the house, he found Wang Erya lying on the master's bed, and said: "Hey, hey, why are you sleeping on my master's bed!" ”
Wang Erya got up with a grunt, and the wine also woke up, and then she remembered that she had drunk with the soles of her shoes before, and then she exclaimed: "The soles didn't eat my tofu, why did I sleep here again, who are you, and why do you look so familiar." ”
Wang Erya thought for a while, and said, "Oh, I remember, you are Liu Xin, the apprentice of Master Huang that Meng Meng said, I really want to see you." ”
"Oh, it's you."
Liu Xin also had an impression, feeling as if he had seen Wang Erya, and then wondered: "Where did my master go?" ”
Wang Erya got up from the bed at this time, looked at the room by himself, and his clothes were intact, and he was relieved to make sure that he had not suffered a loss, and said: "I must have drunk too much and walked to the wrong room, it turns out that the sole of this shoe wants to take advantage of me while I drank too much, hum, the old lady will go to him to settle the account!" ”
Wang Erya said that he came out angrily, and Liu Xin also came out, only to see Wang Erya come to room 304, kicked open the door, and shouted: "You come out for me...... Forehead...... What a situation! ”