Chapter 322: MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR

"I disagree."

Yun Kai and Wu Qiqi glanced at each other, and at the same time got up to salute the Su family, and said sincerely: "Grandpa Su, the elders of Treasure Island, our three strange men are a strip of water, and it is not only the responsibility of Treasure Island to fight against foreign enemies, but also Wu Qiqi and I are duty-bound. Therefore, if Grandpa Su came to this conclusion because we joined hands to fight the enemy, that is, when Treasure Island is outside, Goddess Peak and Butterfly Valley will oppose it! ”

"If you follow Grandpa Su's logic, I think that Suhang, Hangzhou and Northern Jiangsu, who sacrificed the most and almost lost their lives, should be the first place in the exchange of medicine and martial arts between Sanqimen. What's more, if I really want to compete with Ah Ugly, oh no, Su Shiyi, I don't have the confidence to defeat him. So, I don't dare to ask for this first, and I'm not qualified to ask for it! ”

Yunkai said this sincerely, and it can be regarded as responsible.

Su Hang, who was not far away, looked ashamed and bowed his head affectionately.

Xue Hanqing nodded slightly, and Yin Zhen smiled slightly. Because of the incident in northern Jiangsu before, the Su family, who still had an opinion on Yunkai, had a much more natural look on their faces.

"Hahahaha......"

Su Boying looked at Yun Kai for a long time, couldn't help but stretched out his hand and pointed at him, and laughed: "You are really the grandson of Yun Lao Wei, a little fox who came out of a mold...... Well, you win! ”

"Thank you, Grandpa Su!" Yun Kai was overjoyed and bowed.

This dumb riddle is probably known to only a handful of people.

The person is not dismantled, and the kung fu shown by Yunkai when he killed Uriel, he said that he could not defeat Su Shiji, obviously referring to the time before he fell into the crater, not now; And he didn't accept the title of Doucao No. 1, eighty percent was ashamed of Subei in his heart, and the subtext of shirking the matter was: Can I take it away if I am stingy?

If you win, what if you lose the world.

……

At the same time, west of Treasure Island, two phantoms are treading the waves.

The reason why it is said to be a "phantom" is because the speed of those two figures is too fast, and the naked eye can't see the figure clearly, but they just set off a wave of air in front of them, leaving two white waves behind them, like two sharp arrows from west to east, shooting straight towards Treasure Island, thousands of miles in an instant.

On the sea level ahead, two small black dots next to each other popped up in the distance. One of the green shadows suddenly stopped, and it turned out to be an old man in a green shirt with a strange appearance. Another emerald figure had shot hundreds of meters ahead in an instant, crossing an arc on the surface of the sea, setting off a crescent-like blue wave, and then turned back in an instant.

"Old Monster Yun, what are you doing here?!"

The emerald figure stopped beside the old man in green shirt, and it turned out to be a beautiful woman dressed in green, full of silver hair, and holding a cane.

Full of silver hair and walking on crutches, generally speaking, are the characteristics of an old grandmother, but the appearance of this emerald green woman is actually a bumpy figure, her skin is as smooth as jade, her whole body is bright, and her charming eyes are like a deep sea of stars, which makes people dare not look at it. The contradiction or weirdness is that based on her name for the old man in green shirts, the two should be the same age!

Legend has it that there is a fairy with crane hair and a childish face, seventy years old and seventeen-year-old appearance, with a devil body and angel face. The saying of martial arts is called Tianshan Tongma, the saying of the city is called the goddess of immortality, and the saying of online games is called the millennium demon......

Could it be that there really are ageless goblins in this world?

"Cuiping, I think there's something wrong with Treasure Island!" The old man in the green shirt sniffed, frowned and said, "Bloody, murderous...... At least hundreds of lives. Let's stop saluting Su Boying, go straight to the island! ”

The beautiful woman in the green shirt did not speak, and turned around and left with a sinking face.

On the surface of the sea where the two of them had just stood, two waves several feet high suddenly rose, as if an invisible boulder fell into the sea. At the same time, the green shadow and the green shadow broke through the sky, straight into the sky, and two long howls sounded in the sky, and the tiger roar and the phoenix roared in unison, shooting far away towards the gold and silver islands.

The twelve peaks of the goddess have the name of the peak. The beautiful woman in the green shirt with crane hair and childish face is obviously the head of the goddess peak of the Sanqi Gate, Wu Cuiping.

Eight treasures of long medicine, gorgeous sedum, traditional Chinese medicine alias "can't be killed". Obviously, the "Yun Old Monster" in Su Boying and Wu Cuiping's mouths is Yunkai's grandfather, Yun Jingtian in the name of medicine!

The Goddess Peak Wu Cuiping, the Butterfly Valley Cloud Sedum, finally arrived as promised.

On the Silver Island, hearing a whistling sound from afar, Su Boying muttered a "hindsight", and then disappeared from everyone's eyes, and Yun Kai grabbed Su Hang's little hand and asked anxiously: "Stingy girl, do you have a place to hide on the island?" ”

Wu Qiqi, a teammate of the pit on the side, fell into the well and asked, "Are you so afraid of your grandfather?" ”

"Nonsense, I'm playing peek-a-boo with the old man, have you made it since I was a child?"

Yun Kai's mouth was confused, but the thought in his mind was: The forehead is dripping, why should I explain my father's affairs to my grandfather?

With the old man's fiery temper, if he knew that his son, who had not heard from him for several years, actually sneaked into the den of thieves, no matter for the reason and motive of the gods, it would be a betrayal of betraying the country to seek glory, and it would be strange if he didn't get mad on the spot and immediately kill the back side of the earth!

Cheating daddy, daddy is too cheating daddy, so Yunkai didn't plan to learn from him.

When his head was as big as a bucket, he suddenly saw Su Shiyi, and he had an idea with a roll of his eyes. The two of them muttered a few words, turned around and slipped into the elevator, slipping away from the island without a trace......

Su Shiyi, naturally, is Yunkai's latest name for Ugly.

In fact, Yunkai really thinks too much. Su Boying ascended to heaven, oh no, after ascending to the sky, he was completely the patriarch when he was on the island, and he didn't say a word to the two people who came late to save him, and he didn't say a word with a stinky face, and he often expressed his deep resentment directly.

Wu Cuiping observed the words and looks, and directly used the witch medicine technique of the Goddess Peak, and then passed the information to Yun Jingtian. The two of them, who didn't catch up with the good show, were furious, and even Treasure Island had no face to fall, and they drove east in the clouds and fog amid angry cheers......

"I bought a watch the day before yesterday!"

Yun Jingtian's national scolding was naturally learned from the mouth of the watch chain. While performing light skills and speeding eastward, he talked to Wu Cuiping in his mind: "Old witch, this time we are embarrassed. The enemies have all entered Treasure Island, this is a slap in the face of our Sanqimen! ”

"Do you still need to say it? If this Liangzi can't be found, we will be laughed to death by the people of the dark rivers and lakes! ”

Wu Cuiping is not a persimmon that is easy to pinch, and the power of the desolation in his body is on the verge of exploding, and he replied angrily: "Su Boying, this turtle, doesn't even have a mobile base station, I'll smack him!" ”

Boeing, apparently, is not an airplane, but the nickname of another old man.

An old monster, an old witch, scolding and scolding without any lower limit, fortunately outsiders can't hear it, otherwise the image of the master of the Three Wonders Gate will be swept to the end, and the three views will be destroyed.

In less than a tea time, the two left Treasure Island for dozens of kilometers. The sea is blue and the waves are calm, but Wu Cuiping frowned and pointed down, and said in Yun Jingtian's mind: "Four hundred meters below the sea, submarine!" ”

Yun Jingtian asked, "Is it friend or foe?" ”

"Anyway, there are no Chinese people in it." Wu Cuiping smiled, like a flower blooming. It's just that the smile is indescribably weird, like a beautiful and charming poppy, bewitching, seductive and deadly.

Even Yun Jingtian, the terrifying "Poison Hand Medicine King" on the dark rivers and lakes, couldn't help but shudder, pretending not to know her, and treading the waves without looking back.

Wu Cuiping was not happy, pouted and snorted: "I'm just a good-looking and kind village girl, is it that scary?" ”

"Wu Cuiping, don't you pretend that we are still friends." Yun Jingtian's answer was not learned from the watch chain, but by another good-looking and kind mushroom Liangjiao.

When the two of them demolished each other in their minds, their bodies were already hundreds of meters away. At this time, under the surface of the sea, the submarine that was moving leisurely encountered inexplicable trouble.

It was an Ohio-class nuclear submarine with Tomahawk missiles on board, with a crew of fifteen officers and a crew of one hundred and forty. The lieutenant commander of the submarine had just woken up from his nap when he heard a sergeant running in a panic to report: "Report! Captain York is crazy! ”

Captain York, is the supply officer in charge of logistics and supply.

The lieutenant colonel's face changed, and he rushed to the logistics warehouse with the sergeant, and before he could step into the hatch, he heard a hoarse roar from inside: "MAKELOVE, NOTWAR!" ”

"MAKELOVE, NOTWAR", THIS IS A FAMOUS ANTI-WAR MANIFESTO. Translated into Huaxia language, the sound of snapping should come from the bed, not the muzzle of the gun.

"Damn, Captain York has been holding back on the submarine for too long, thinking about women and going crazy!"

No one realized what was coming, and there were even sergeants who sneered and laughed on the side.

“Fuck!” The commander stepped into the hatch with a black face, slapped York head-on, and shouted angrily: "Dismissal on the spot, put in a confinement cabin, return to the home port and transfer it to the military court!" ”

The two sergeants then rushed into the logistics compartment and grabbed York's arms. York, whose eyes were red, was still shouting hysterically: "Peace is God's highest praise for mankind." War is a lie, hahaha......"

All the sergeants looked at each other. The commander who turned to leave was still wondering how York, who had always been a competent junior officer, suddenly became an anti-war element.

York was taken into confinement and did not cause a riot on the submarine. It's just that no one noticed that a high-pressure liquid oxygen tank in the corner of the logistics cabin was emitting a clear "hissing" sound, which was terrifying.

Oxygen is essential for human survival, but concentrations above a certain level can become a deadly killer. More than 40% of the oxygen content in the air will cause oxygen poisoning and make people faint; Once it exceeds sixty percent, it will die within ten minutes.

Two minutes later, the alarm bell in the submarine's command cabin rang for a long time, and the oxygen concentration soared to the warning value. All the commanders and sergeants panicked and immediately searched for the source of the oxygen leak, but unfortunately it was too late, and people were constantly poisoned and unconscious, including Captain York himself, who collapsed in the confinement room with an eerie smile......

Of course, this submarine accident that will shock the whole world has nothing to do with Yun Jingtian and Wu Cuiping, and it is not wooden at all -- who told them to run to the waters of China if they have nothing to do?

The Bible says that heaven is for the righteous and a place of eternal happiness. And hell is prepared for all sinners, where the fire is unquenchable and the worm is immortal.

From heaven to hell, they just passed through the earth.