Chapter 395: A Hot Proposal
The six people came to give gifts, and they were all heavy gifts, of course, they had to be warmly welcomed, after introducing the three families to Grandpa, Li Qian's father and others, Zhang He decisively pulled Long Butterfly Dance to the bathroom together.
Looking at the mysterious Zhang He, Long Butterfly Dance, who knew this guy's character of going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, couldn't help but wonder a little, and as soon as he thought that this guy actually did this kind of thing that didn't care about everyone's feelings, Long Butterfly Dance suddenly became angry, "Zhang Dong, do you have any advice?" Long Die shook off Zhang He's right hand and asked angrily.
Well, it seems that this engagement banquet, which was arranged without any ideological work in advance, really made everyone bad.
First of all, Gu Bayi was not good, so Gu's mother killed her and staged a good show of mother-in-law vs mother-in-law; Now, even the Dragon Butterfly Dance, who has never shown any abnormality, is going crazy, and it seems that my brother is going to die miserably.
What Zhang He is most afraid of is coaxing women, especially coaxing Butterfly Dance's wife, which is even more difficult, because the IQ of Butterfly Dance's wife is too high, and Gao can't be coaxed at all.
Therefore, Zhang He simply didn't explain, but directly changed the topic, and asked with a smile on his face, "That, how is your Mochizuki City?" Is it that poor chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't, like, uh, like the Gobi Desert in Xinjiang, which is not suitable for human survival at all? ”
Looking at Zhang He, who was full of smiles, but was actually full of obscenity, Long Diewu was suddenly even more angry, but before she could speak, Zhang He couldn't help but say weakly, "I just think that Long Aotian's old man won't be so generous, so ......"
This time, Dragon Butterfly Dance was really angry, "Enough." Long Diewu stared at Zhang He tightly, without blinking, staring at Zhang He's heart, and then asked with a face full of grievances, "In your heart, is our Long family really so unbearable?" ”
Eh, isn't it because the old man in your family always gives my brother a feeling of unreliability? Besides, your old man is really stingy! But looking at the Dragon Butterfly Dance who seemed to be really angry, Zhang He had to explain with little confidence, "I didn't say anything about your Long family, I just said about the old man of Long Aotian." ”
"The ancestor is the Long family."
Eh, okay, Zhang He also suddenly realized his mistake, indeed, Long Aotian is just a friend and a partner for him, but for the Long family, Long Aotian is indeed the supreme god, a supreme god who can represent the entire Long family.
Although it is said that girls are extroverted, the problem is that even if they are extroverted again, they cannot be extroverted to the point of completely ignoring their parents' family, unless they are really unscrupulous.
Well, this time it's wrong! After thinking about it, but didn't come up with an explanation, Zhang He, who immediately handed the gift list sent by the Long family to Long Butterfly Dance, wanting to quickly divert her attention, however, Long Butterfly Dance's attention was not only not diverted, but the congratulatory messages on the gift list made her even more angry, "Zhang He, this is the dowry given to me by our Long family, nothing to do with you." ”
Well, it's a congratulatory gift! How did it become a dowry as soon as it came into the hands of this chick? Brother knows that you are powerful and can speak well, but brother is not an idiot? Just when Zhang He was wondering, Long Butterfly Dance viciously pointed to the congratulatory message sprinkled with hundreds of words, and pointed to the first word at the beginning every other column, following Long Diewu's fingers, Zhang He couldn't help but read word by word: Special ...... Give...... Hope...... Month...... City...... For...... Dragon...... Father...... Dance...... Accompany...... Marry...... It...... Courtesy.
Eh, Zhang He was blinded suddenly! Is this a god horse? Seeing that my brother was about to become the lord of the city and accept the worship of all the people, but in a blink of an eye, my brother could only continue to be the little boss of the Rejuvenation Hall.
Nima, I knew that Butterfly Dance's wife was not only smart, but also had such good skills, and she could find out the hidden hidden poems from the hundreds of words sprinkled at a glance, so my brother shouldn't have taken out the gift list.
Now it's okay, and the throne of the city lord will be gone. Fortunately, there is also Songyue City of the Zhuge family, and Zhilan City of the Ye family can make my brother get over the addiction of the city lord, however, what made Zhang He completely speechless was that Butterfly Dance's wife immediately stretched out her right hand and said viciously, "Take it." ”
Uh, take the god horse? Zhang He couldn't help but glance at the Dragon Butterfly Dance with a confused face.
"Give me all the gift lists."
Eh, no, I won't take it if I kill him, Zhang He refused without thinking, "I forgot to bring it." ”
However, Butterfly Dance's wife didn't give Zhang He face at all, and said viciously again, "Don't take it, right?" ”
If you don't take it, you won't take it if you kill it, Zhang He shook his head without thinking.
Long Diewu was finally willing to put away her anger, but her charming smile made Zhang He feel a chill involuntarily. This is the habit of the dragon butterfly dance, once she changes from anger to laughter, it means that she has thought of a solution, and she has also thought of a way to clean up her opponent.
This means that his doom is about to come again.
Zhang He stared at Long Butterfly Dance and asked with confidence, "Do you want to be a god?" ”
"It's okay, don't be so nervous, but because I have a good relationship with Sister Xiyue and Sister Wan'er, I can't lie to them, right?"
Eh, is my brother the head of the family? How can you be so "arrogant"? Zhang He couldn't help but think "viciously", but alas, Long Diewu didn't give him a chance to resist at all, and said with a charming face again, "I will quietly tell Sister Xiyue and Sister Wan'er, saying that I have finally become the city lord of the Dragon Family's Moon City, you know, women, they all love to show off, they all love to show affection, don't they?" ”
Uh, count yourself ruthless!
Dragon Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue are both their own women, of course, they have to have a bowl of water. Originally, because of Wang Jingyan's matter, Zhuge Xiyue must be the same as Long Butterfly Dance, more or less she will definitely feel a little aggrieved, if she knows that she is quietly and secretly gives Butterfly Dance's wife an extra city, it will be strange that Brother's harem will not be overturned.
Well, because of my brother's unfairness, my brother endured it, and Zhang He had to reluctantly hand the Zhuge family's gift list to Long Diewu, and sure enough, Longdiewu immediately found the evidence that this congratulatory gift was actually given to Zhuge Xiyue as a dowry. Moreover, according to Dragon Butterfly Dance, because she has a great relationship with Zhuge Xiyue, she first accepted the position of Zhuge Xiyue's city lord for her sister-in-law.
Uh, that's okay? Robber, it turns out that this guy is the real robber!
Just when Zhang He was speechless, Long Diewu stretched out his right hand again, and said with a charming face again, "Don't take it out yet." ”
Okay, both of you are brothers' wives, and if they are temporarily confiscated, they will be temporarily confiscated, anyway, sooner or later they can return to their brother's hands, brother doesn't believe it, you can also confiscate the Zhilan City sent by the Ye family, anyway, Ye Wan'er is not my brother's wife, and the Ye family can't also give Zhilan City as a dowry, right?
However, for the sake of insurance, Zhang He hurriedly checked it with his divine sense before taking out the gift list, and after making sure that there was no meaningful limerick hidden at the beginning and end, he "unwillingly" took out the Ye family's gift list.
Now, brother, can you use the excuse of Shenma to "confiscate" brother's position as the city lord?
However, just when Zhang Hezheng was feeling good about himself, Long Diewu spoke again with a charming face, "Zhang Dong, I'm sorry, I'm afraid you really can't do this position of the city lord of Zhilan City." ”
Eh, is this what Shenma means?
Just when Zhang He's face was full of confusion, Long Butterfly Dance picked out a word every twenty-nine words from the hundreds of words sprinkled on the gift list, and quickly composed a very smooth sentence: I wish to marry Qin and Jin, and give Ye Wan'er's dowry Zhilan City, and hope to accept it.
Uh, that's okay? Zhang He was immediately blindsided.
This, this must not be counted, it must be the wife of Butterfly Dance who deliberately combined it to test his brother, to see if his brother would be tempted by Ye Wan'er's demon girl, Zhang He couldn't help but think a little helplessly, but after thinking about it, Zhang He felt that this combination seemed to be too coincidental, and he picked out a word every twenty-nine words, which just formed such a sentence with a deep meaning.
In the world, where are there so many coincidences, it seems that the Ye family is afraid that the top ten ** really have this thought, but the problem is that although Ye Wan'er is as beautiful as a fairy, enchanting like a fox demon, sweet can make people's blood sugar rise more than ten times, sour can make people's teeth all soft, and soaking up can make people's bones brittle, it is indeed a superb beauty that can make people want to stop, and the dowry is so rich, so rich that people can directly become the richest man in the world, but the problem is that my brother really doesn't have this heart, and he doesn't dare to have this heart!
However, since the Ye family took the initiative to put forward this meaning, then the brother can't be too embarrassed to give Ye Wentian face, right? After all, they are also super masters in the late Yuan Infant period, who have been famous for hundreds of years.
Zhang He couldn't help but struggle for a while, but after all, he was conquered by the eight guarantees he wrote, "Butterfly Dance, what can I do?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask with a tangled face.
"It's easy." Long Diewu glanced at Zhang He with a smile, and asked with a smile, "Isn't Wan'er beautiful?" ”
When a woman asks a man if another woman is beautiful, it's definitely a trap, a super trap, because there are so many things that can be derived from it.
Regarding this issue, Zhang He has already done sufficient research, at this time, you can't do anything, say it's beautiful, the woman in front of you is definitely not happy; If you say it's not pretty, people will definitely call you hypocritical; Don't take a stand, say that you are weak-hearted; Say that she is not as beautiful as you, and people can say that you have nothing to do and are not a woman or a thief, all in all, in short, this problem is a very complicated issue.
So, Zhang He simply took the initiative to avoid this question, and said with a serious face, "That, I just want to be the city lord." ”
"It's very simple, accept Sister Wan'er, and then don't marry for the time being, you can naturally become the city lord of Zhilan City."
Uh, are you testing my brother? Or are you testing your brother? "Well, aren't there still Mochizuki Castle and Songyue Castle?" Zhang He hurriedly changed the topic, so as not to be bypassed by the high-IQ Butterfly Dance's wife, in case his brother accidentally said something wrong, it is estimated that he will really die.
The matter of the hastily engaged has not been resolved, if the wife and adults misunderstand that the brother is targeting Ye Wan'er again, then I am afraid that the harem of the elder brother will no longer be peaceful.
"Dong Zhang, you won't be so black-hearted, right? Even the dowry of the family and the sister who cherishes the moon has to be confiscated? Long Diewu looked at Zhang He with disgust, looked up at her pretty face, and asked pitifully.
Eh, you are cutting meat, cutting meat from my brother with a gentle knife!
Looking at the pitiful appearance of the dragon butterfly dance, Zhang He, who didn't know what his smart wife was talking about, couldn't help but feel helpless, it seems that the position of the city lord is estimated to be far away.
However, Zhang He also knows very well that the reason why Dragon Butterfly Dance wants to do this must have her plan, and it should be a good plan to use Mochizuki City and Songyue City, of course Zhang He knows that Butterfly Dance's wife is for his own good, because Zhang He knows very well that any useful resources placed in the hands of Dragon Butterfly Dance are definitely much more valuable than being placed in himself.
But in fact, Brother Cheng meant to ask, whether Brother Zhilan City of the Ye family wanted to accept it! Of course Zhang He wouldn't believe it, the smart Butterfly Dance wife wouldn't be able to hear what she was saying, but the problem was that she just didn't say anything, which made Zhang He really feel a pain in the face.
If you don't accept it, he is really unwilling; Accept it, which means that you agree to the Ye family's proposal.
Nima, why is Butterfly Dance's wife so smart? If you don't say it, won't you just accept it? But this statement is broken, and there is no room for my brother to pretend to be confused, because my brother is a cultivator, and if he wants to believe in his words, for my brother, that is really the promise he made is a debt, and the most important thing is that his brother can't take the initiative to express his position, at least he can't take the initiative to express his willingness to accept the generous gift of Zhilan City.
But the problem is, if you don't, my brother will miss the opportunity to be the richest man in the world!
Nima, it's hot!
Zhang He was completely embarrassed and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
ps: The day after tomorrow is the wedding date of the little brother, the wedding banquet in the countryside, there are a lot of miscellaneous things, the complexity is far beyond the expectations of the little brother, many writers may break out during the holiday, in this regard, the little brother can only say sorry here, before returning to the city, it is already the limit of the little brother, please understand.
There will still be two updates tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, but the upload time may not be guaranteed on time, please understand.
Finally, the younger brother wishes you all the best in the new year, the financial resources are rolling, the official fortune is prosperous, and everything is going well