Yan Xiaoyi and Yan Xiaoding returned to Chongqing, and they were called back by Yunkai.

Entrusted by Gong Qianshan, Yunkai and Windmill Che wanted to steal the evidence of the crime of Luo Chang Wei's father and son, as the first battle of the real-life version of the League of Legends team. As the GM of the game, Officer Gong Da himself didn't open the door at all, and only found out a building layout of the villa, and was ridiculed by the windmill as the most pitiful teammate in history.

After the three of them studied the map, they found that this matter was really bad without Yan Xiaoyi, such as the door lock of the basement safe. Yun Kai thought angrily, why don't you invite those diamond-level players in the special security group to practice, and just push it sideways?

Of course, he was just thinking about it. The responsibility of the special security team is national security, not to replace the local police station to clean up the little thieves like the Green Gang, and the final list of participants is: Gong Qianshan is in the jungle on the periphery, Yunkai and Yan Xiaoding are playing cheap in the middle to attract attention, Yan Xiaoyi takes the opportunity to steal the tower, and the windmill car pulls out the eyes first, and then steals the crystal......

Of course, Yunkai also has a support player who is good at hiding, the watch chain. Although this thing doesn't have much combat effectiveness, it's still competent to make a cameo appearance as a scout guard, and its function is probably similar to Teemo's mushroom.

Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, and now it is time for Gong Qianshan to make a battle.

As the number one enemy of the Green Gang, Chen Ziyi, a wild huntress, was originally the only choice to pull hatred, but unfortunately she was waiting for resurrection. Yunkai stayed overnight in the city's No. 2 Hospital, and returned to Yuzhou University the next day, and the wild huntress immediately activated the Hedong Lion, oh no, the cougar transformed, and said angrily: "Where did you go to fool around last night, say!" ”

"Speak well! Is the god horse called fooling? You're still a college student, so the words aren't accurate! ”

"If you don't go home all night, isn't it called fooling around?"

"It's weird, even if my brother is fooling around, he has something to do with you?"

Yun Kai looked her up and down for a while, and seeing that the violent girl had too much energy and nowhere to vent, it was obvious that her injury had improved greatly, and he deliberately teased her to relieve her boredom and said, "Okay, brother went out to fool around." By analogy, you have been living with me these days, and for your sisters in the same dormitory, you have not returned at night, are you also fooling around with me? ”

"Who's fooling around with you? Who's going to fool around with you? I can't beat you soulless! ”

Chen Ziyi pounced with her teeth and claws, Yun Kai flashed sideways and circled around the coffee table, Chen Ziyi jumped on one leg to chase and kill, and the speed was not slow. Yun Kai muttered as he fled: "Did you make a violent girl?" I think it's necessary to call on people with disabilities in the city to learn from your physical disability and self-improvement......"

Chen Ziyi was furious, grabbed the pillow on the sofa and smashed it.

When the two were arguing, Lin Yao and Xiao Kelin pushed the door in and stayed directly at the door. Lin Yao asked suspiciously, "It seems that we came at the wrong time?" ”

"I'm sorry, we went wrong. Sister, brother-in-law, you go on! ”

Xiao Kelin nodded knowingly, withdrew to close the door, and muttered in a low voice: "Sister Purple Herb is worthy of being called a spicy person, and it is a big formation to flirt with her brother-in-law......

"Brother-in-law, your sister! Flirt with your sister! Chen Ziyi was ashamed and angry, and shouted with a black face: "Get out of here for me!" ”

Lin Yao and Xiao Kelin squeezed their eyebrows and entered the house, their eyes gossiping back and forth on the two of them. Chen Ziyi was stunned, and said viciously: "What do you see? Hurry up and change my dressing! ”

"Oh-" Xiao Kelin glanced at Yun Kai and asked, "Just change it on the sofa?" ”

"You two girls, don't you have itchy skin?" Chen Ziyi stretched out her shallot-like fingers and pointed at Yunkai, gritted her teeth and said, "I tell you clearly, I have nothing to do with him, and I won't be done with you two when I call my brother-in-law!" ”

"Oh, okay." Lin Yao often nodded seriously: "Brother-in-law, what do you think?" ”

"I think it's better for me to go out and 'fool around'." Yun Kai was also afraid of these two girls, so he raised his hand and surrendered: "You hurry up and change the medicine for her, and quickly discharge the hospital to save revenge......"

"! Sister and you are enemies in the first place, enemies for life! ”

Yunkai was kicked out of his dormitory again, and when he closed the door, he heard someone muttering: "Dwarf oil, no hatred is not a father and son, no grudge is not a husband and wife!" Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, I know ......"

When Yunkai met a windmill on campus, he learned that the bracelet had become a celebrity at Yuzhou University overnight, oh no, a famous bird.

The cause of the incident is that a junior Loser, who had just been abandoned by his boyfriend, was wandering on Xinglin Avenue after getting drunk, feeling that his life was gloomy, and he felt that he would never love again in his life......

The guy was in a daze, and as he staggered across the road, a school bus came rushing from behind him. Seeing that a tragedy was about to happen, this guy suddenly felt a flower in front of him, something quickly crossed his ear, and he turned his body away in fright, just passing by the school bus!

This guy survived the catastrophe for the rest of his life, and even woke up scared of alcohol. After the shock calmed down, the guy wrote in the campus forum: "At that time, the car was only 0.01 cm away from my body, but after a quarter of the incense, I stood safely on the side of the road because an angel saved me. Although I have loved him countless times in my life, at this moment, I think I am in love with him, even if he is just a parrot. ”

"There was once a troublesome love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. There is nothing more painful in the world than this. If Heaven could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that boy: You die. If I had to fall in love with an animal again, I'd rather ...... Bracelet! ”

The windmill car, a campus student, witnessed this magical encounter on the spot, and the school bus driver's statement also confirmed this. If it weren't for the parrot named "Watchchain", the junior would have died under the wheels, and the school bus driver would have lost his family because of the high compensation......

This lovelorn buddy has since become a loyal fan of the watch bracelet, and vowed to cherish life and youth, establish a correct outlook on life, values and love, and never fall in love with the person in the same dormitory.

Overnight, the bracelet became a hero. Coupled with its gorgeous appearance, it immediately became the campus star of Yuzhou University, and its limelight is far stronger than its funny companion windmill car, chasing the violent school flower Chen Purple Herb children's shoes.

As a result, there was a strange phenomenon at Yuzhou University -- the number of students in the grove suddenly increased. Not in the grove to fight, not in the grove, but in the grove full of good food and drink, waiting in the grove for the little bird with tail feathers like a phoenix, wings like a peacock, and a beak like a hooked nose.

Whenever the bracelet passed through the woods, the boys would greet him with a whistle, and the girls would scream with a nymphomaniac, and even the classroom would not be at peace, because the bracelet knew that he had a large number of fans, and he would go to the outside of the study hall when he had nothing to do.

Of course, the face-showing behavior of the watch bracelet is instigated by the windmill.

"Did you make the bracelet? In the human world, scandals and hype are necessary means to become popular, and the core logic is three words: shameless. We want to be good-looking, talented, no hype or scandals, but we must appear frequently to attract attention......"

The bracelet asked unconsciously: "Is there a benefit to becoming popular?" ”

"It's called the fan economy, and you don't understand it yet." Windmill explained patiently: "To put it simply, you are now a famous bird on campus, and I am your agent. We can print a batch of T-shirts with your pattern and sell them to those Kaizi, oh no, fans, the profit can be ten times the cost, and we will make money! ”

"I'm a parrot, why do I make so much money?"

"The too young, too simple Tucson is broken! With money, we can eat any big meal we want, drink any good wine we want, and even buy you a zoo to come back, specially adopt female parrots, and build a big harem for you! ”

"This, it looks like it can have wow!"

It's a pity that misfortune and blessing are relied on, and blessing and misfortune lurk - just when the two teasers were discussing the fan economy, the East Window incident happened.

After the release of the "murder weapon list" by Windmill Che, it caused heated discussions on the campus forum. Because of the rigorous investigation and evidence collection and weighted computing science, this list has won the unanimous support of wolf classmates, and even those female wolves who want to cheat on the list have nothing to say in the face of clear facts.

Not surprisingly, Chen Ziyi, who topped the school flower list, once again took the crown of the "murder weapon list". No one will, and no one dares to express a negative opinion, because the spicy man dominates Chongqing and has a reputation for being fierce -- no matter what kind of "fierce" it is.

The journalism boy, a campus reporter with the online name "Iron Tree Blossoming", is very likely to be a future Pulitzer Prize winner for journalism, through face-to-face interviews with more than 50 BRA stolen people, he peeled back the cocoons from the complicated clues, accurately restored the truth, and wrote an investigative report - "News Analysis of the Murder Weapon List, the BRA Incident, and the Parrot Watch Chain."

The investigation report was tens of thousands of words long, with clear facts, rigorous reasoning, bold speculation, careful verification, and a level of analysis that was sufficient to be submitted to high-level internal references.

The conclusion of the Iron Tree Blossom Children's Shoes is that the windmill car instructed the parrot bracelet to steal the BRA of dozens of girls, so as to obtain the top-secret data of the boba goddesses, which can be called a miracle in the history of human flesh search, and named this series of news events "Murder Weapon Gate Incident".

The windmill showed a rare silence on this, and thus confirmed the inference that the iron tree was blooming. The big wave of girls who have been stolen from BRA have condemned a series of crimes such as windmill car violating other people's privacy, organizing and planning theft, poisoning underage pets, etc., and publicly asked him to go to the grove to fight, and also hung a banner downstairs in the dormitory: "Fire and anti-theft watch bracelet".

On the contrary, the small-breasted girls who are overflowing with love, who do not know who the real owner of the bracelet is, strongly demand that the windmill be deprived of custody of the bracelet, and the position of the pinwheel cart's broker is in jeopardy......

"Don't let the big ones touch, and the small ones don't make them reasonable, so don't let people live?" Windmill Che was afraid for a while, so he was grateful to Yun Kai: "If you hadn't asked me to return the BRA, my brother might have been ordered to rape and kill by now!" ”

Yun Kai was amazed by the ability of these two treasures to cause trouble, and seriously criticized: "Watch Chain, it is forbidden for you to do anything wrong on campus and cause trouble!" ”

The watch chain pushed the responsibility away: "The bad thing that Du Su Windmill did, I have a contract with him as proof!" ”

"Still quibbling? Pretend to be struck by lightning, you have to go down again, sooner or later you will be caught and sliced for research! Yun Kai pinched the neck of the watch chain and said, "From now on, close the small black house for three days!" ”

The watch chain frowned and sighed: "Cousin, who am I trying to provoke?" ”