Chapter 020: Broken Shoes
"What, Sister Xiaolei, are you still a yellow flower girl?" Wen Jun was surprised, with a look of disbelief.
"Yes, is my sister still lying to you?" Zhou Xiaolei asked rhetorically, and the affirmative tone made him undoubted.
"Hehe, Sister Xiaolei, do you think my character is too perfect, and I also encountered this kind of thing like hiding beads in the grass?" At this moment, Wen Jun was like a little kid with a lollipop in his mouth, happily stopping crying and laughing.
Some people say that in this modern society that advocates freedom and openness, if you want to find a yellow flower girl among young women, it is as difficult as a human landing on the moon!
Now, Zhou Xiaolei actually said that she is the eldest daughter of Huanghua, Wen Jun feels as proud as Armstrong, the first American to land on the moon, this is a small step for mankind, but it is a big step in his life!
"I heard that the first time I did that, if a woman is a yellow flower girl, she must bleed, Sister Xiaolei, what about your first daughter's blood?" Wen Jun asked expectantly, his fingers habitually touching the bridge of his straight nose.
Zhou Xiaolei didn't expect this animal to ask this question, and was speechless.
"Sister Xiaolei, don't be embarrassed. Since you're a big girl, I'll be in charge of it. Hurry up and show me it. Wen Jun looked at Zhou Xiaolei who was squirming and pinching, and thought she was shy.
After a long time, Zhou Xiaolei replied shyly: "That thing is dirty, I have already thrown it in the trash." ”
"Ahh Who believes? I heard that women cherish their first time very much, and they will collect the blood of their first daughter, how can they be willing to throw it away? Wen Jun glanced at Zhou Xiaolei, whose face was full of crimson, and said with a wicked smile, "Sister Xiaolei, you won't lie to me, right?" ”
"Why am I lying to you?" Zhou Xiaolei blushed and said softly.
"I know, you're definitely not a yellow flower girl. Hey, I'm so weak, I actually wore a broken shoe for the first time, woo ...... "Wen Jun is like a professor-level Sichuan opera artist, he turns around, and he changes his face when he says that he will change his face."
"Broken ...... Broken shoes? Who...... Who are broken shoes? was said to be broken shoes by Wen Jun, and the anger on Zhou Xiaolei's face suddenly "rubbed" out, "Okay, sister, I'll let you see if I'm a broken shoe!" ”
Broken shoes! This word has nothing to do with,... Sub, bus...... It's disgusting in general!
Zhou Xiaolei, a woman who is nearly thirty years old, has never shared a bed with a man, and now she is actually said to be a broken shoe by Wen Jun, which is too insulting, right? Is it tolerable or unbearable!
"Sister Xiaolei, what are you doing...... What about it? Wen Jun was startled by the anger on her face and the fierce movements, and curled up at one end of the bathtub with her hands on her chest.
"? Don't you suspect that your sister is not a yellow flower girl? Aren't you going to see your sister's first daughter's blood? Okay, I'll prove it to you now! This girl was so angry by Wen Jun's words that she came up with such a powerful method in a moment's impulse.
I saw her pull the short skirt on her legs with both hands and pull it up, revealing two crystal skins that are as white as snow!
Staring at the bewitching and charming body in front of him, Wen Jun didn't know what to do, he swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and secretly thought in his heart, should I be obedient or obedient?
Zhou Xiaolei didn't say a word, stepped into the bathtub with her feet one after the other, a pair of watery Danfeng eyes looked at Wen Jun who was curled up at one end of the bathtub, and said in her heart that aunt and grandmother I am a broken shoe, just take the opportunity to take you down in one fell swoop, even if you go to the ends of the earth, you will always be my man.
"Don't, Sister Xiaolei, don't...... Don't do that, I say...... Wrong, isn't it okay? Seeing that she really stepped into the bathtub, Wen Jun was so nervous that his heart was about to jump out. Ending his virgin career so soon? Happiness came too quickly, and he was not mentally prepared.
Zhou Xiaolei squatted down, soaked her delicate body in the bathtub, stretched out a small hand to catch Wen Jun's chin, and a wicked smile appeared on her pretty face, and scolded as if coercing: "Now I know it's wrong, it's too late!" Xiao Junjun, you my aunt and grandmother! ”
"Sister Xiaolei, you extinguish the fire." Wen Jun grabbed the little hand on his chin, rubbed it in his palm, and said with a cheap smile, "I really know it's wrong, good sister, don't play tricks on me anymore... Hooligans, huh? ”
"Hmph, little bunny, you're really at me." Zhou Xiaolei shook off his hand, pointed at his forehead and scolded, "Aren't you arguing to see your sister's first daughter's blood?" ”
"I was wrong, Sister Xiaolei, I know that you are a yellow flower girl who is like a fake." Wen Jun said with a hippie smile, "Sister was joking with me just now, right?" ”
"What am I kidding you?" The big watery eyes rolled at him a few times, and Zhou Xiaolei asked angrily.
Wen Jun sneered: "Didn't my sister say that you ate me?" ”
Zhou Xiaolei, who was angry, couldn't help but laugh "poof", rewarded him with a burst of chestnuts, and scolded with a smile: "Eat your head!" Xiaojun, do you really think that my sister is hungry and doesn't choose to eat... Sao? ”
Staring at her smiling face with all kinds of charm upside down sentient beings, Wen Jun secretly thought, what the book says is really right, the woman of "Silver Fox Sao" contains an innate style in her bones... Disturb!
Wen Jun touched her forehead, and said with a funny smile: "Hehe, Sister Xiaolei, you're not hungry, I'm hungry, let's eat." ”
Zhou Xiaolei scolded: "Hmph! Stinky boy, the anger makes you full, what kind of food are you eating. Having said that, she stood up and stepped out of the tub with her feet.
Suddenly, Wen Jun's nervous mood was relaxed, and the whole person collapsed in the bathtub.
It was so dangerous just now, just a little bit, this old girl is about to swallow my fast fresh meat! Fortunately, Lao Tzu was smart and clever, and escaped this catastrophe!
My day! This is the peach blossom tribulation that everyone envies, I'm hiding from a fart! After a few seconds, the thing began to regret it again.
"Didn't you say you're hungry? Why are you still grinding in there? The big watery eyes gave him a blank look, and Zhou Xiaolei took a towel from the drying rack on the wall and walked out.
After her graceful figure disappeared, Wen Jun came out of the bathtub and wiped the water stains on her body before remembering what clothes to wear.
"Sister Xiaolei, Sister Xiaolei......"
Hearing Wen Jun's shout, Zhou Xiaolei sounded outside the bathroom: "Xiaojun, what's wrong?" ”
"Where's my clothes?"
"I've bought you a few new sets of clothes, and they're all on the dresser, so you can wear whatever you want."
Wen Jun walked to the dresser and looked at it, and was suddenly moved to cry. The dresser is stacked with some well-known men's clothing, Chanel, Versace, Valentino...... Shirts, pants, and boxers are all available.
Hey, I didn't expect Sister Xiaolei to be kind to me, but I treated her like that. Wen Jun secretly thought, if Sister Xiaolei wants to harm herself in the future, then let her harm her once. She is a woman, she is almost thirty years old, and she has not rolled the sheets with a man, so it is not easy for her to live.