Chapter 501: The witty Lou Yue has already seen through everything
Facts have proved that when people are particularly happy, their sense of guard will drop somewhat, and Jiang Louyue and Emperor Jiuchen took advantage of this small 'chaos' to 'mix' out the black and dark wind 'hole' under the noses of all the officers and soldiers, and left the 'door' opened by the 'hole' in the secret realm of the heavenly frontier.
"Why is it so noisy?"
On the other side, Hongtiao, who was in a high position, sitting in a soft chair basking in the sun, drank cold fruit wine, and couldn't help frowning.
"Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, there was a feather couple just now, the man was a strict wife, and he was beaten by the 'woman', and the brothers gathered around to watch the fun."
Hongmian put down the wine glass in his hand, his eyes were cold, and said: "You are the soldiers of your father, you dare to have fun at work, there are really no rules and no distance, no one deducts three thousand amethyst!" β
The soldier's face turned pale instantly, and he lowered his head: "Yes, the subordinate knows his mistake." β
After punishing his subordinates, a layer of pleasure surged up in the bottom of the red crown's heart. This prince of the Yu clan is a typical pervert who sees others having a bad time, and he is very comfortable.
"That wife and that tigress, what do they look like, is there anything suspicious on them?"
The soldier hung his head and replied, "Back to His Royal Highness, that little couple is a two-winged feather man, and their appearance is also very ordinary. Black hair, black eyes ......"
"'Bastard'! Are you pigs?! β
Red Mian was furious, and kicked the soldier five meters away with one kick, "Black hair and black eyes? We Feather people, there are very few people with black hair and black eyes, most of them are colored 'colored' hair and pupils, you bunch of waste! It's all been tricked by the enemy! β
The soldier was kicked so hard that he vomited blood and died on the spot.
"It must be Emperor Jiuchen and Jiang Louyue!"
The red crown's face was extremely 'yin', and he made a judgment, "I have long heard that Jiang Louyue is also an inscription master, and she has also competed with the Seven Feathers Divine Officer. It's a pity that the priest is missing now, otherwise it would have been much easier to find her. β
"Top 10 Secret Guards!"
Whoosh, behind the red crown, ten shadows emerged from the darkness.
"With this prince, go and chase back Emperor Jiuchen and Jiang Louyue!"
"Yes, Your Highness!"
Whoosh, ten shadows, like a dark night streamer, rushed into the dark wind 'hole', took the first step, and chased after it.
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"I didn't expect it to be so easy to 'mix' over."
After leaving the big 'gate' of the Heavenly Frontier Secret Realm, the two of them fell from mid-air, and their feet finally touched the earth of the Iron Forge.
"I'll just say, you have to pretend to be husband and wife to be useful."
Di Jiuchen smiled like a big fox, just a tail behind him.
"Come on." Jiang Louyue rolled her eyes, took out another transformation talisman from the space ring, and put it on the top of Di Jiuchen's head, "This time, I'm pretending to be the boss, and you're a minion." β
I saw a "bang", and his wife Yan Yuren disappeared, and what appeared in front of him was a gray dwarf, with an extremely honest face, and a small burden on his shoulders, carrying this big burden in his hand, just like a small follower carrying things.
"I protest!"
After Di Jiuchen looked himself up and down a few times, one soul of Qi went out of the body and two souls ascended to heaven.
Jiang Louyue also gave herself a transformation talisman, and with a "bang", she turned into a gorgeously dressed aristocratic young 'girl', combing two braids, and the position of her forehead was also pasted with diamond-shaped gems, which was full of exotic style.
Of course, he is also short.
In Ironforge, the safest thing is to change into a dwarf.
"Protests are ineffective." Jiang Louyue turned her head, a pair of extremely beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of her 'lips' hooked up a playful arc, "From now on, you will be my exclusive minion." β
"Exclusive?"
A senior brother raised his eyebrows, pondered for a while, and muttered, "It's so exclusive, exclusive is a unique sign." Well, I'll reluctantly agree. β
Jiang Louyue stretched out her hand, patted Emperor Jiuchen's shoulder, and said, "It's an exclusive minion." β
"Hmm~" Emperor Jiuchen β_β
Minions are minions, and as a minion, they can also live out and occupy the entire junior sister.
"I'm hungry."
The little minion ran over to buy it, "Lou Yue eats." β
Jiang Louyue raised her eyebrows: "It's not big or small, you have to call the master." β
Emperor Jiuchen made a "=. ="The expression of "comes, it turns out that my sister likes this kind of tone, okay, my brother satisfies you!
"Master, please eat."
The little minion handed over the lunch box with his obedient hands.
"Yes, good."
Emperor Jiuchen: "......"
A quarter of an hour laterβ
"There's one more thing the master hasn't eaten."
"Is there one? I'm done. β
"The master hasn't eaten yet."
ββ¦β¦β
"Master, please don't run away, the minions are your meal."
"Minions are not for eating, they are for use."
"Then please enjoy it."
ββ¦β¦β
"If the master doesn't enjoy the minions, his loyalty will be reduced by ten, and he won't buy you food tomorrow."
The corners of Jiang Louyue's eyes twitched, and she looked at a certain senior brother who was smiling harmlessly on the other side, and said, "How do you want me to enjoy you?" Is it boiled in a pot? β
"No, no, no, the proper way to enjoy your minions is to put them in a bathtub and wait for the master to wash them...... Ahh
Before the words fell, with the sound of screams, the little minion was directly picked up by the 'female' Lord Wang, thrown out, and then fell into the narcissus pool in the center of the street with a "poof".
"Fulfill you, take your bath."
The corners of Jiang Louyue's 'lips' evoked a hint of revenge 'sex'.
A man really can't get used to it, otherwise he will always think about how to turn you into the 'bed', and there will be nothing left to eat.
Fortunately, she was witty and had already seen through everything.
In the daffodil pond in the middle of the street, a dwarf with a simple face crawled up wet, staring at a few white and tender daffodil 'flowers' on his head, and glanced at his mouth: "Cut, failed again." β
They all admit that they like him, and they don't let them 'touch' or eat them.
A certain senior brother grinds his teeth, and there are 10,000 plans to knock the little junior sister down in his heart.
"What failed?"
Jiang Louyue stood on the edge of the pond, leaned down slightly, stroked her chin with one hand, and stared at Di Jiuchen thoughtfully, "Could it be that you have some dirty plan in your mind?" β
"Nonsense." A certain senior brother climbed out of the daffodil 'flower' pool, performed a cleansing technique, was refreshed and had no water stains, with a serious face, and said seriously, "Your senior brother, am I such an evil person?" Pure like a small white 'flower'. β
As he spoke, he took the opportunity to grab the daffodil 'flowers' from his head, put them in the palm of his hand, and handed them to Jiang Louyue, "Ah, it's this kind of little white 'flower', which is as white and flawless as your senior brother and my heart." β
Jiang Louyue: "......"
"Well, I throw in the towel. You're not a minion, you're my brother,"
"No, I'm your minion." Emperor Jiuchen β_β
Jiang Lou was full of black lines, and sighed: "I'm afraid of you, let's go, go to the Heavenly Soldier Pavilion." β