0005, the gift of Pu Gan Dad
Unable to look directly, unable to look directly at all, Cao Xiaotian remembered Yu Lin's affairs in his heart, and was a little irritable, "Uncle! No, brother, let's talk about music, can you help me install a stereo first? Emergency! ”
The car boss tried hard to suppress the surging art criticism, and glared at Cao Xiaotian unceremoniously, "You don't like me?" You look down on me, it's disrespectful to art, pathetic! The lack of spiritual civilization, you are like this, it is really not good! Your business, don't do it, you go! The lonely eyes tell of unwillingness.
Cao Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, this legendary 4S shop, which is obviously unreliable, is covered with goosebumps, so change it to another one!
Just as Cao Xiaotian was about to leave, a female voice came from the store, extremely fierce, "Dead ghost!" Don't you dare!? Don't welcome guests in yet! Do you still want money to buy the Phoenix Legend Collector's Edition? ”
Cao Xiaotian was startled, and unconsciously stopped, the car boss caught up with pride and excitement, quietly pulled Cao Xiaotian's sleeve, and whispered, "Little brother, do me a favor!" You should act as if nothing had happened, and you should sacrifice for the sake of art, please! ”
Acting school! Absolute acting! Cao Xiaotian silently wrote down the word "service", and was half-pulled and half-dragged back to the shop, the mysterious suspected proprietress did not appear, only heard the car boss introduce a variety of equipment, Cao Xiaotian was confused and chose a built-in HIFI of more than two hundred, the car boss's evaluation of this equipment "treble, pure bass, thick ......" or something I didn't listen to it at all.
Cao Xiaotian took advantage of the time when the car owner operated on the electric car, and only then inspected this small shop with his eyes, and there was no bright spot in the dazzling array of related accessories, but the only bright spot scared Cao Xiaotian - in a 30-inch monitor, a palm-sized face was waiting for Cao Xiaotian's discovery with a warm smile.
"Ouch hey!" Cao Xiaotian retreated three steps in a row before he could resist the domineering spirit emanating from his bones! Unconsciously looked down at his palm, the other party's face was indeed only the size of a palm, but that was based on the fact that the computer display screen did not open the full-screen mode!
"Hello guests! The old man in my family is so virtuous, don't mind, I'll count you cheaper later! "The emotional car boss is in the video, and the boss lady is remote supervising!
Listening to the high-fidelity timbre coming from the stereo, Cao Xiaotian was a little relieved, this craftsmanship is definitely not bad!
"Thank you, thank you! You're welcome! You're busy, you're busy, I'll turn around. Cao Xiaotian thought that he couldn't withstand this sophisticated way of communication, so he panicked and escaped from the shop. Met the empathetic and slightly sympathetic gaze of the boss of the car, "Little brother, take care of me, otherwise, my music funds will be lost!" ”
Cao Xiaotian was completely suppressed, nodded helplessly, and motioned to the car boss to work. Soon, the car boss finished and asked Cao Xiaotian to try the effect, Cao Xiaotian played a few times at will, and the sound effect was still complete, just like the high-fidelity system in the store, according to the agreed price, he took out two hundred and twenty and handed it to the car boss, Cao Xiaotian didn't have the courage to go in and bargain with the boss lady on the screen.
The car boss took the money excitedly, didn't look at the two red ones, clutched the two ten pieces, like hugging a lover, stroking, and whispering, "Collector's Edition, I'm here!" ”
Cao Xiaotian couldn't bear to look at it directly, the car boss was hard enough for "art", and he was no longer entangled in invoices, warranty periods and other matters, and hurriedly said goodbye.
"Little brother! If you have any questions, you can come to me Wei Song, and I promise that it will be fine! Also, spiritual civilization cannot be relaxed, I have given you a full set of agricultural gold masterpieces, cultivation and cultivation, no thanks! Walking! "This is all that the car owner Wei Song's first appearance.
Cao Xiaotian also stepped on the electric car as if he was fleeing, and staged a big escape. Nervousness is not wrong, neuroticism is a big mistake!
"How? Exciting, right? I can't go wrong with my recommendation! A voice rang out.
"Ni Mei! If you dare to be more artistic, you can go to an artistic life! Uh, who? Who's talking? Cao Xiaotian's interpretation of what is called a surprise, that is, the electric car drives automatically, or Cao Xiaotian's large-scale action has made the car out of control.
"Me! What do you think? How is this voice, does it feel endlessly charming? Hisser continued.
Cao Xiaotian reacted that it should be an electric car, and there was no one else except this guy. It's this voice, it seems to be a bit like Zhao Bengang, no, it should be Guo Deshan, uh, it's quite familiar anyway.
"Is this your own voice?" Cao Xiaotian felt a little unreal and asked.
The electric car whistled, the hooligan kind, "Of course, no, the former owner likes to listen to cross talk and watch sketches very much, I think it's good!" ”
Cao Xiaotian decisively protested, "Change!" Change it immediately, listen to the diaphragm! "Cao Xiaotian doesn't want to learn cross talk.
"Okay, guest, what else do you want? Coming for some farming? I've got a full set here! The electric car suddenly changed a female voice, Cao Xiaotian didn't want to be familiar with it, it was the voice of the boss lady just now!
"You dare! Change again! It's not as good as the one just now! Now you can say, what do you call a fortune plan? Cao Xiaotian was helpless and urgent, his feet unconsciously increased his strength, and he pedaled the electric car.
"Well, you're hurting someone! Do you think it's appropriate to say that on the street? Also, that sounds good, right? ”
Cao Xiaotian is cold and sweaty! The electric car played the role of Sister Chi Ling this time, Cao Xiaotian couldn't help but tremble when he heard the coquettishness, "Then don't you hurry home?" Change the voice again! ”
"It's hard to serve you! You said to yourself, what style do you want? Even when she was angry, Sister Chi Ling's voice did not have the slightest murderous aura.
"Then Xiaotong, get used to it! By the way, is there a name? It's hard to call and define your gender! Cao Xiaotian simply asked for a familiar voice so as not to be surprised.
"My name is Xiaotong, Cao Xiaotian, you have itchy skin, right? You don't even know me? The electric car roared.
If you don't do it, you won't die! Cao Xiaotian felt that he was a mallet, such a stupid decision scared himself first, and he couldn't tell the difference between him and Wang Xuetong himself! Quickly change the subject, "Seriously! If not, you'll be called Xiaohua! You're so colorful, it's a good fit! ”
"Get out! I have a name, you can call me Liangkun! People on the rivers and lakes are called that, come out and break through, a majestic name is indispensable! The electric car may have been afraid that Cao Xiaotian would forcibly install names such as "Xiaohua" and "Xiaoqiang" to him, so he decisively named himself.
Cao Xiaotian was uncomfortable being bumped, and laughed treacherously, "Okay, Liangkun!" "He's decided to give this tsundere back, so he's going to continue to be merciful.
"If you don't speak, are you thinking about sending me back again? Do you think I'm disobedient? In this regard, I just want to say - brother, you are my own brother! Don't, I'm obedient, I'll be a benchmark for the new era of five talks, four beauties and three loves, please forgive me, beg for containment, beg for care! Liangkun cried.
"Ouch, I'm the next O! Do you still know how to read minds? "Cao Xiaotian has really never seen such a smart electric car, uh, phew! Not to mention smart, even if you can talk, it's the first time you've seen it.
"yes, yes, I know a lot, now, I can simulate any sound, and I can do ventriloquism! Also, eavesdropping on you talking to Yu Lin, I use a pickled girl**, I can communicate with beautiful electrical appliances, Lao Chen household appliance bulb, it is my first girlfriend! Also, let me tell you, the refrigerator at our house is a green tea, and if you use refrigeration carefully in the future, the goods will stop working intermittently...... "Originally, the rhythm of showing loyalty and ability, Liangkun was once again arrogantly and seriously crooked, if it wasn't for Cao Xiaotian's sneer, it could blow for five days."
"Who told you 'we'? Speed home. "Cao Xiaotian has actually lost his sense of proportion.
"Hehe, well, your house! So the question is, whose home are you letting back now? Liangkun immediately lost Cao Xiaotian's face.
One person and one car are so idle and ridiculous to squeeze each other to get home, Cao Xiaotian tried his best to stop it, but he was still turned on a few times by Liangkun without permission, and the legendary song of the phoenix broke through the snow and made everyone blush and heartbeat, how could they see that Cao Xiaotian was the kind of flamboyant and willful teenager.
Cao Xiaotian entered the house with a red face, and concocted Liangkun in the same way, which is the most comfortable time to go out in winter, there is no cold, warm as spring.
When it comes to the topic, Liangkun finally got serious, Balabala began to come up with ideas, it talked about its own past and its former master, and its own bohemian and ambitious comments Cao Xiaotian automatically ignored, more interested in its former master's special way of caring for the right path in the community.
Perhaps afraid that Cao Xiaotian would send it back if he asked for his real name, Liangkun did not mention the identity of the owner. Reading between the lines, Cao Xiaotian felt that his magical master was a technical nerd with both wisdom and wit!
Yes, the tech nerd is proposing a football lottery purchase plan!
Pu Gan Dad has spared no effort over the years, all kinds of escorts and all kinds of works, these have little to do with Cao Xiaotian, but thanks to Pu Gan Dad, after listening to Liangkun's analysis, Cao Xiaotian suddenly felt that Pu Gan Dad was really a god for many people! His off-market moves are countless times more accurate than the dealer!
Yes, the technical nerd went over the wall to check the first-hand data and wrote the analysis software independently, as early as two months ago, he guessed all the top 16 of the Champions League, and during his imprisonment, his guesses were all successful!
The most important thing is that as a hotbed of unpopularity, the second round of the top 16 showdown is about to start, this is the opportunity that Liangkun said, this is a good opportunity for capital accumulation in Liangkun's mind, but unfortunately he has no prison escape skills, and now it seems that Cao Xiaotian is really cheap!
Manchester United counterattack Milan! Lyon out big Real Madrid! Grand Paris KO Arsenal! Porto knock Manchester City! The key is that other games can fully speculate the inside story through the European handicap, and the sports lottery center is ready to make money with bare arms!
To ensure that the betting method mentioned by Liangkun can be implemented, you need to bet 1152 bets and 2304 yuan! Cao Xiaotian's existing funds are 2500, which is completely calculated by Cao Xiaotian, and the number is so accurate that Cao Xiaotian feels weird!
"Liangkun, are you sure you won't let me lose all my money?" Cao Xiaotian felt that he couldn't look at it directly, as the most reliable lottery in theory, the football lottery has not had too many jackpots, most of the time to eat hot pot, such as the 2008051 phase of the winning lottery: the first prize 10824 notes, each note bonus 545 yuan! Football lottery is scientific, and of course it is not so easy to win the jackpot! If Cao Xiaotian urges sadly, he will lose almost all of his capital.
"Don't worry! That guy doesn't say anything else, he is a ghost in this regard, if it weren't for the accumulation of enough capital, 4608 Note 9216 nearly 10,000 capital, he wouldn't have taken the risk to rob elementary school students! Liangkun responded lightly to the question.
Cao Xiaotian felt that it was wrong! "Wait! Wrong! Two months ago, the Champions League against me believe that how could those minor leagues be possible? A fool won't open the handicap so quickly! You're not the same! It's a fourfold difference, can you be more reliable? ”
Liangkun couldn't stand this kind of contempt, and immediately screamed, "Hey! Can that be the same? How can my cow pen be compared to that guy? You woke me up with the key, and I reproduced that guy's software, and the transformation was successful! As a result, I've shrunk even further! You can do whatever you want! ”
"Alright! See what you say is so true, I'll see when it goes on sale! Cao Xiaotian does not have the expertise in this area, so he can only choose to believe it. Cao Xiaotian doesn't gamble, never gambles, but compared with selling a house and winning the lottery, it is obviously unreliable! And Yu Lin, can you wait until the house payment arrives?