Chapter 560: Romeo and Liang Shanbo!
Chapter 560: Romeo and Liang Shanbo!
The meal lasted for two hours.
Yang Jing had already been sent to the butcher's bedroom to rest, and several brothers who were too strong to drink were also sent to sleep, leaving only Tang Yue and the brothers who could drink.
There is also a rat who doesn't drink much but is still struggling.
Not only did he hold on, but the rat even became more and more frustrated, and he played several rounds of wine in succession, and successfully drank a few more.
Then, unsurprisingly, the mouse started a drunken madness.
"Brother Yue, in order to rescue Jing'er, you did not hesitate to use the disguise technique, this love, I have to pay it back for whatever the mouse says!" The mouse raised the rock element that I don't know how many glasses it was, and said slowly.
The goat and the white wolf sat on either side of the mouse, laughing and pressing his arm, and the goat said, "Everyone knows your mind, so don't drink this wine." ”
"No, you have to drink, it's all in the wine!"
The strength of the mouse was already great, and this stubbornness made the goat and the white wolf unable to hold it down, and drank the wine in the cup in one gulp.
As the saying goes, deep feelings, a mouthful, shallow feelings, lick it.
With his brother, Tang Yue has always been a fool, and he didn't hesitate to see the bottom of this glass of wine.
Then, the mouse picked up the flask and poured a whole glass, and handed it to Tang Yue, spilling a lot of wine halfway, but there was still a large glass left.
"Don't drink it." The butcher leaned against Tang Yue and said with a slight frown.
Tang Yue smiled and said, "It's okay, he's happy, I'll accompany him." ”
"You mean you're not happy to stay with me?" The butcher's face sank, and he instantly changed his strategy, half inducing and half threatening, and said, "I originally planned to let you stay tonight." ”
"What!"
Tang Yue's eyes lit up, and he immediately abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, and looked at the mouse seriously, "It's okay to drink it, you really plan to pour yourself to death!" ”
"No, I have a lot to say to you." The rat waved his hand angrily, not letting anyone dissuade him.
Typical symptoms of drinking too much.
Tang Yue said helplessly: "Then you say." ”
"Okay, I said..."The mouse was flushed, but he couldn't hold back half of his fart for a long time, so he waved his hand boldly, "Don't say it, it's all in the wine, do it!" ”
"Yes, it's starting again."
Tang Yue stretched out his hands, helpless and unspeakable.
If he was facing someone else, Tang Yue could have left directly, but he was facing a mouse, the first little brother in his life and the best brother.
Leaving the mouse and leaving, Tang Yue really couldn't do it.
For a while, Tang Yue was in a dilemma.
"Or will you just stun him?" Tang Yue turned his head to the butcher and said as quietly as he could.
Although the rat drank too much, the strength of his ground-level martial artist did not decrease, and if he was a little louder, the rat could hear it, and then he would inevitably take the opportunity to play drunken madness.
The butcher nodded angrily.
"Gotcha." Tang Yue raised his hand, but not to pour the wine, but to slash at the mouse's neck.
It's just that before he hit the mouse, the butcher stopped Tang Yue in advance.
"Stupid you!" The butcher's other hand pinched Tang Yue's thigh, blinked, and said, "Didn't you just make him unconscious, as for using this method?" ”
After speaking, the butcher beckoned to the waiter who was tidying up the other wine tables and shouted, "Who's that, come over here." ”
After explaining three or two sentences, the waiter prepared according to the butcher's meaning, and the butcher smiled mysteriously at Tang Yue: "You just wait and see." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, two blue lights suddenly shone on the mouse's body, rendering him as if he had won an award.
The whole wine table couldn't help but be stunned, looking at the rat and then at the butcher, and it was not clear which way she was ploy.
"Mouse, sister knows that you can't say anything, sister will teach you a method." The butcher stood up, quietly took the wine glass from the sluggish mouse's hand, and said with a smile, "Since you don't know how to say it, then use it to sing." ”
Only then did everyone suddenly realize.
Tang Yue was embarrassed, and secretly glanced at the butcher, thinking to himself what kind of bad idea did you have, there are still a few tables of drinkers in the store, what if the rat scares people away?
The mouse was pleasantly surprised, holding the butcher's little hand and not scattering it, with a handful of snot and tears: "Sister, you are still smart, I will use your method to sing my feelings for Brother Yue." ”
"Feelings?" The goat looked at Tang Yue with a grin, and there were countless connotations jumping in his eyes.
"Don't think about it, he's talking about gratitude." Tang Yue hurriedly helped the rat play the round, and after playing with the rat himself, he was not less misunderstood as a little gay2c The feeling of being speechless, Tang Yue didn't want to have it anymore.
"We understand." The goat smiled even more cheaply.
"Grass!"
Tang Yue scolded angrily, at this time, the mouse had already run to the stage of the bar, holding the microphone handed by the waiter, and looked at Tang Yue affectionately, "Without Brother Yue, there would be no mouse with me, while Brother Yue helped me again today, I must say these three words to Brother Yue." ”
In an instant, Tang Yue's heart rose to his throat, and he secretly encouraged the mouse, but don't say the words "I love you"!
According to the character of the mouse, confessing to the same sex or something is nothing at all.
"I want to say to Brother Yue, thank you!"
After the mouse finished speaking, Tang Yue let out a long breath and took a sip of wine to suppress the shock.
Then, the rat asked Tang Yue to squirt out all the wine in the next sentence.
"This song is for Brother Yue, Romeo and Juliet."
This song is sung by Cao Xiaoge, a singer who has the reputation of the king of golden songs on Taiwan Island, mainly describing the feeling of deep love between men and women, and it is a classic in small love songs.
It's just that the mouse sang to Tang Yue, and he felt so awkward.
"Damn, I'll kill him!"
Tang Yue was instantly angry, rolled up his sleeves and jumped on the table, holding the wine bottle in his hand, it seemed that he was going to fight to the death with the mouse.
The mouse stared at Tang Yue intently: "Brother Yue, are you going to sing with me?" ”
"Hahaha!"
The whole bar was filled with laughter.
Tang Yue was petrified in an instant, sat down again in a gray manner, and said with a crying face: "You can sing it yourself, I don't have all five notes." ”
"That's fine." The mouse nodded, and then made a gesture of invitation to the DJ teacher under the stage, and the posture was exactly the same as that of the contestant on The Voice of China.
The goats and the white wolf clapped desperately, and the tears of laughter were about to come out, and even the white wolf, who was accustomed to silence, said: "Look at this niao sex!" ”
The music sounded, and the gong-like song of the rat resounded in all directions.
Although it was unpleasant, everyone listened to it with relish.
Obediently, the love song that a man sings to a man, no matter how ugly it is, it has an explosive point!
After the main song is sung, the chorus part comes, which is the high chao part of a song.
I saw the mouse kneeling on the ground, pointing in the direction of Tang Yue and singing: "I love you, you are my Romeo, I am willing to become your Liang Shanbo..."
Burst!
Tang Yue vomited wine, and he felt like he was vomiting blood.
Everyone was laughing.
Romeo and Liang Shanbo?
The daring rat didn't get drunk, and he knew how to change this song to the basic version!