"Don't curse me, or I'm not polite to you!" Han Xiaowan raised her hand and threatened. novel.wxs520.c

"Fight, fight, you beat me to death, I'm happier!" Liu Xiangyu looked uncomfortable, and said in a low tone, "Han Xiaowan, you make me feel pain, do you know!" ”

"What nonsense, I really want to slap you to death!" Han Xiaowan raised her hand high, but when it landed on Liu Xiangyu's shoulder, it was as light as if she was stroking, and said with a smile, "Liu Xiangyu, it's not early, I have to sleep, let's start hanging the curtain now." ”

"Wait." Liu Xiangyu got up from his chair abruptly, waved his hand and stopped, "Han Xiaowan, you want to take advantage of me, and I have no choice but to admit it, but you have to agree to my conditions, otherwise, even if you kill me, I will never keep you." ”

"What conditions, you say, I'm listening." Han Xiaowan said casually.

"Han Xiaowan, let's have three chapters of the covenant between us." Liu Xiangyu said solemnly, "First, you must fully respect my personal rights and freedoms and not interfere arbitrarily. The second is the order that you must obey unconditionally, and you must not make decisions without permission. The third is that you must find a job as soon as possible, and when you find a job and have income, you will take the initiative to leave my room immediately. The above three points are my requirements for you, what do you think, do you have any opinions? ”

"Nope." Han Xiaowan replied briskly, "Besides, even if there is, can I oppose you, as the so-called people are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, not to mention that I am still in your room." ”

"Okay, since you don't have any opinions, then the contract will officially take effect from this moment." Liu Xiangyu solemnly announced like a judge, "Han Xiaowan, I think you should be a modern person with the spirit of contract, and you will fully abide by the agreement between the two parties without my emphasis." ”

"That's natural." Han Xiaowan couldn't help but smile, "Don't worry, no problem." ”

"Han Xiaowan, I am very satisfied that you can answer me like this." Liu Xiang Yuxiang nodded solemnly and said, "Now it's time for me to rest, please don't disturb me!" ”

"I won't bother you." Han Xiaowan responded, raised her eyes and swept the room, and said deliciously, "However, there is only one bed in the room, you sleep in the bed, then where will I sleep." ”

"That's the condition, you can just find something to make a floor." Liu Xiangyu replied.

"Floors?" Han Xiaowan said embarrassedly, "It's so cold, and you don't have heating here, if you want to sleep like this for a night, I can't guarantee that you won't ask for leave to take me to the hospital tomorrow." ”

"You're such a nuisance!" Liu Xiangyu said angrily, "What do you say to do?" ”

"You took the initiative to ask me for advice, so don't rely on me to break the agreement." Han Xiaowan pretended to be pitiful and said in a low voice, "Well, how about you sleep on the floor?" ”

"I sleep on the floor?" Liu Xiangyu jumped up from the chair, looked at Han Xiaowan with wide eyes and shouted, "Hey, Han Xiaowan, are you mistaken, this is my room." ”

"Yes, I know this is your room." Han Xiaowan couldn't help but smile and said, "But you're a man, no matter how you say it, you have to carry forward a little bit of knightly style, you say yes." ”

"It's your head!" Liu Xiangyu stretched out his hand and knocked Han Xiaowan's head, and said angrily, "It's not enough that you occupied my room, but now you still have to occupy my bed, and you still occupy it so justifiably." It just doesn't make sense! Han Xiaowan, don't you think it's too much? ”

"Yes...... It's a bit excessive, but I can't help it. Han Xiaowan's face was embarrassed, and she said in a low voice, "Either the two of us sleep in this bed, so that it will ......."

"You ......" Liu Xiangyu smiled angrily, "I can even say this kind of thing, I can be regarded as completely convinced of you." Hey, you're a girl, are you a little ashamed? ”

"Don't say that, I'm not thinking about you too." Han Xiaowan replied calmly, "Besides, as long as you are like a brother to a sister, there will be nothing." Liu Xiangyu, I think you are a righteous gentleman who does not sit still, that's why I say so. Don't think about it, I'm really not a casual girl. ”

"Hey, Han Xiaowan, have you ever seen a brother or sister as big as ours sleeping in the same bed? You're the only one who can think of this kind of thing, it's really weird! Liu Xiangyu teased.

"If you don't sleep, you won't sleep, why are you talking so much nonsense!" Han Xiaowan angrily scratched her eyes at the handsome guy in front of her, and said very domineeringly, "Anyway, I want to sleep in this bed." ”

"Why do you want to sleep in this bed!" Liu Xiangyu said unconvinced.

"Since I'm a lady, don't you need to ask?" Han Xiaowan replied confidently, "Hey, Liu Xiangyu, you don't even understand the truth of lady first." ”

These words were really powerful, so that Liu Xiangyu couldn't speak for a while, only glared at the beauty in front of him, and he couldn't say the anger in his heart, so he just broke his lungs alive.

Han Xiaowan saw Liu Xiangyu's speechless appearance of asking Cangtian, she was very happy, and said with a smile:

"What's going on, Liu Xiangyu, you don't have anything to say. Okay, that's it. ”

"Curtain, hang the curtain first, lest I see your dead pig appearance, it's disgusting!" Liu Xiangyu saw Han Xiaowan rushing towards his bed, so he hurriedly shouted.

"Tell you, I'm a sleeping beauty, and I won't show you if you want to see it." Han Xiaowan smiled coquettishly and said, "Hanging curtain cloth is a must, but you have to help me." ”

"It's okay to help, the point is that you have a curtain?" Liu Xiangyu still said with a straight face, "I can tell you Han Xiaowan, I don't have it here, I don't even have a large piece of cloth for slapping." ”

"Look at you like this, as if I'm afraid I'll let you spend money to buy a curtain for me." Han Xiaowan glanced at the other party, and then smiled again, "Don't worry, I won't rub your oil." ”

"What do you mean that you can't rub oil, you live here with me, isn't it just to rub my oil!" Liu Xiangyu glared at Han Xiaowan and said angrily, "When I meet you, I'll be moldy for eight lifetimes!" ”

"It's so stingy, I accept half of the rent, it's all right!" Han Xiaowan glanced at Liu Xiangyu, and grinned again, "But you have to make a white slip first, and then I will pay you back when I have money." ”

"Forget it, I'll provide you with accommodation for free, just don't keep going." Liu Xiangyu sighed and said helplessly, "When I meet you guy, I don't think I'm unlucky, what else can I do!" ”

"Hey, don't keep screaming one bad luck after another, it annoys me." Han Xiaowan glared at Liu Xiangyu and said, "I'm not your disaster star, I'm your lucky star, you know!" ”

"Comfort me!" Liu Xiangyu smiled bitterly, "I don't want to talk nonsense with you anymore, it's boring." Han Xiaowan, if you want me to hang the curtain for you, take it out quickly. ”

"Okay, you wait a minute." Han Xiaowan said happily and walked towards the corner.

After a while, Han Xiaowan took out a dark blue calico from her suitcase, as well as a slender nylon rope, and then turned to Liu Xiangyu and said with a smile:

"Everything is ready, now you can get to work, please."

Liu Xiangyu glanced at Han Xiaowan, took the rope from her hand as if he was unhappy, and said:

"Han Xiaowan, it seems that you are prepared, you have been secretly plotting against me for a long time, hum!"

"Don't think about it so scary, okay, I can't help it!" Han Xiaowan secretly said that you guessed correctly, but said aggrievedly, "Liu Xiangyu, you also know that I, Han Xiaowan, am not a person who likes to take advantage of others, and this is not because of bad luck and I can't find a job for a long time, or if you invite me, I won't come." ”

"I said Han Xiaowan, you've been looking for a job for so long, why don't you have any eyebrows until now?" Liu Xiangyu asked in a calm voice as he walked towards the window.

"Don't you know how hard it is to find a job these days?" Han Xiaowan held the curtain on her arm, looked up at the handsome guy who was stepping on the stool and hanging the rope, and replied, "Besides, this time I am determined to find a job I like, to be able to give full play to what I have learned in my life, and no longer want to do things that have nothing to do with my profession." ”

"You're right, but you can't be too demanding, after all, it's hard to find a job now." Liu Xiangyu said solemnly while buckle, "As long as you can match your major, as for the salary, it's almost fine, don't ask too much." ”

"I don't have too high requirements in terms of salary, but I don't have low requirements for work." Han Xiaowan said solemnly, "First of all, I have to enter a big company like you, and secondly, I have to do things related to my major, so as to lay a good foundation for future development." If I can't meet these two basic requirements, no matter how high the salary, I will never do it. Seriously, I don't want to be a waiter anymore. ”

"I can't see that you are quite ambitious, you want to seek progress and development, and do something vigorous." Liu Xiangyu jumped down from the stool, and while pulling the rope to the opposite side, he said in a mocking tone, "It's really impossible for people to look good, and the sea is not to be measured!" ”

"Don't talk to me like that, I'm very, very annoying, you know!" Han Xiaowan glared at Liu Xiangyu and said seriously, "Liu Xiangyu, don't look at me as lazy and lazy on the surface, I don't seem to care about anything, and I look like I can get by." Let me tell you, I'm actually a person with big ambitions, and I want to do something big. ”

"Oh, yes, I really don't see that!" Liu Xiangyu continued to tease Han Xiaowan in a teasing tone, "It's a good thing to have big ambitions, and it's even better to want to do something big, but if you want to turn all this into a reality, you have to correct your attitude first, with your current hippie appearance, you can't do this, so you have to change your ways." ”

"What is the right thing to change, the words are inappropriate, it's too exaggerated." Han Xiaowan stood beside Liu Xiangyu, stretched out one end of the curtain to his hand, rolled his eyes and said, "How did I become a hippie, even if this is the case, you have to be responsible, you are the culprit." ”

"The culprit? Hey, Han Xiaowan, don't keep pushing the blame on me. Liu Xiangyu stood on the stool and hung the curtain, while pretending to be aggrieved and said, "You were born to look like a hippie, what does it have to do with me, you are ......?"

"Who is blaming you for it, I'm giggling in front of you like this, isn't it to please you?" Han Xiaowan said with a little annoyance, "No matter what, I, Han Xiaowan, am also a big beauty, I have always been arrogant like a princess, how can I giggle in front of others, looking like a hippie." Ever since I met you, I've become the one you accuse, and it's only in front of you, so you have to take this responsibility. ”

"Oh, so I made you bad?" Liu Xiangyu replied nonchalantly.

"Yes, you not only make me bad, but also make me sad." Han Xiaowan replied angrily, "So I said that you are the culprit, and I didn't wronged you at all, you have to admit it." ”

Looking at each other, Liu Xiangyu saw something in Han Xiaowan's eyes, and his heart couldn't help jumping, he understood that she was not joking with herself, but saying what was in her heart. Sad? Indeed, she should be sad for love, but he didn't want to comfort her, and he didn't know how to comfort her, so he smiled at her silently, and then pulled the curtain close to the ground and walked slowly to the other end, pretending to be indifferent.

"Hey, Liu Xiangyu, do you admit it?" Han Xiaowan asked reluctantly.

Liu Xiangyu pretended not to hear, and stepped on the stool to hang the curtain on the rope.

"If you don't speak, that's acquiescence." Han Xiaowan seemed to have won a battle, and said proudly, "Since you admit that you are the culprit, then you have to atone for me, understand!" ”

"Don't impose the crime on me, no!" Liu Xiangyu hung up the curtain, jumped off the stool, glared at Han Xiaowan and said, "Hmph, you're too much!" ”

"Hey, you didn't acquiesce just now, why did you regret it?" Han Xiaowan said with a smile.

"Who acquiesced, Han Xiaowan, who did you say acquiesced!" Liu Xiangyu shouted loudly.

"Playing a scoundrel, Liu Xiangyu, you are playing a scoundrel with me!" Han Xiaowan pointed at Liu Xiangyu and roared, then smiled again, "Ho, I didn't expect you to be a scoundrel." ”

"Whoever is a scoundrel, don't slander me!" Liu Xiangyu shot back at the other party, and pointed to the large curtain that divided the room in two and said, "The curtain is hanged, you can sleep." ”

"Well, good hanging, thank you." Han Xiaowan raised her face slightly, looked at the curtain in front of her with appreciation, and when she saw the small gap by the window, she shook her head lightly, and said with a hint of regret, "But the fly in the ointment is that the curtain is a little shorter." ”

"That's your business, it has nothing to do with me." Liu Xiangyu hurriedly drew a line.

"I didn't say anything, why are you in a hurry to clear it up." Han Xiaowan squinted at the handsome guy beside her, and said in a pretentious voice, "Liu Xiangyu, are you afraid that I will push the responsibility on you." ”

"Even if you know me, you also know yourself." Liu Xiangyu replied solemnly, "I know you like to blame others, even if you are obviously wrong. ”

"What do you say, I'm so unreasonable!" Han Xiaowan stretched out her hand and hit Liu Xiangyu, and said with a smile, "As long as you don't make me angry, I will be very, very reasonable." ”

"Isn't this still pushing the blame on me, I'll give you an unjust death one day." Liu Xiangyu pretended to sigh helplessly and said, "When I meet you, I'm unlucky!" ”