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The news of returnee white-collar workers stealing Durex in the largest supermarket in Xicheng made headlines in the social edition of the news.

Looking at the news in the pop-up frame, Yi Nian nodded lightly.

Nowadays, the Internet is developed, and news for both good and bad spreads quickly, and if a large company that hires White Lotus sees such news, White Lotus will have a very hard time.

Sympathize? Of course she didn't, but she was more convinced that she couldn't live if she did her own evil.

Xiao Yan saw the news of the pop-up frame in the bathroom, and he was so excited that he dropped his phone in the hole.

"Ancestor, my phone fell into a hole!"

Yi Nian was putting on makeup, and when Xiao Yan moved, the eyebrow pencil slipped directly to the root of the ear.

For her best friend's panic, she is extremely calm.

"It's not the first time you've fallen in, you can't just pick it up, there's tongs in the cafeteria, you have to speed up, I'm going to meet the person in charge of ZK to talk about advertising in a while."

Xiao Yan glared at her resentfully, "Ancestor, you are really becoming more and more inhuman, I remember the last time someone's mobile phone fell into the hole, you also helped me borrow tongs,

Say that you are good to be each other's angels, how did you become so fast. ”

Yi Nian smiled softly and continued to thrush.

"Ah Yan, when you went to peek at the male model's fruit, you didn't discuss the issue of human nature with me."

Ahem.

Xiao Yan stopped saying a word, and silently flew to the canteen to borrow tongs.

I ran into Xiao Yiheng downstairs, and my face went black as soon as I brushed it.

"Evil beast, why are you here?!"

Xiao Yiheng glared at her, "I haven't seen you for a few days, why is your mouth not clean again, the master is your fiancé, you call it like this, others should laugh at you." ”

Xiao Yan glanced at the man in disgust.

Early in the morning, she brought a fur sunglasses, pretended to be forced to her territory, pushed people away and walked to the cafeteria.

Xiao Yiheng is unrelenting.

"Xiao Yanyan, where are you going, are you going to have breakfast? The master brought you the best breakfast in the whole West City. ”

"This girl is going to the cafeteria to borrow tongs, Xiao Yiheng, don't follow me in the way, let others see it and think I have something with you."

"The two of us are in that kind of relationship, and this young master is not afraid of what you are afraid of, eh, what are you doing with tongs?"

"Salvage the phone!"

“……”

The canteen now uses natural gas, so naturally the tongs have not been borrowed.

But Xiao Yan took Xiao Yiheng back to the dormitory.

Yi Nian saw Xiao Yiheng, and the eyebrows on the other side were also crooked.

"Ah Yan, didn't you go to borrow tongs? How did you bring Director Xiao back. ”

Xiao Yan raised his eyebrows, and threw Xiao Yiheng's sunglasses on the table, "What are you pretending to be early in the morning, you have long hands, you should be able to catch it without tongs, follow me in." ”

A touch of black floated across Yi Nian's face, and he watched his best friend catch the man into the bathroom.

After a while, there was a scream from Director Xiao, which was really worse than killing a pig!

After she put on her makeup, the two of them came out of the bathroom.

With a sweep of his sharp eyes, he saw the red mark on his girlfriend's neck!

Ahem.

I can't bear it early in the morning, what can I do in the future?

She looked away, pretended not to see, and silently packed her bags.

Xiao Yan shyly covered his neck, glaring at the man next to him from time to time, "Xiao Yiheng, you get out of here." ”

Director Xiao blinked innocently, "Xiao Yanyan, you called me in, and now you're driving me away, it's too ruthless." ”

"You scrapped my mother's mobile phone, and you are embarrassed to say, Xiao Yiheng, you have itchy skin, right? Want a new tattoo isn't it? ”

Xiao Yiheng weakly took half a step back, instinctively protecting his face.

This face has been used for a lot lately, and it can't be destroyed.

I had to salivate and smile, "It's just a mobile phone, you have the model of the year before last, and it's not easy to use, what else is Zhao San'er and Zhao Si'er's phone, it's good to ruin it, so as not to contact those people." ”

Before he finished speaking, his arm was twisted violently.

"Xiao Yiheng, have you touched my phone? No wonder I didn't get a call from my senior last time, it was your hands and feet, didn't you?! ”

"Where are there any seniors, it's obviously an old man, what do you have to talk about with the old man in your twenties, really."

"Your sister! That's my senior, people have problems with their voices and their voices are vicissitudes, why do you say that people are old men! ”

Xiao Yiheng smacked his lips.

One moment it's Zhao San'er, another moment it's a senior, this woman is restless everywhere, and she can't be killed and can't make up for her card, she has to eradicate those weeds.

He smiled flatteringly, pasted it, and took out his mobile phone and stuffed it into Xiao Yan's hand.

"Dissipate your anger, the master really didn't mean it, you use the master's mobile phone first, my mobile phone is drop-proof and explosion-proof, and it is guaranteed to be better than your previous one."

Seeing that she was not willing to take it, Xiao Yiheng added, "My mobile phone is really better than the one you used before, and it can be used as a weapon when you meet bad guys, and besides, don't you want to accompany Yinian to shoot MV in the past two days, it is inconvenient to contact without a mobile phone, mobile phones are a must-have, you take it first, and it's not too late to go back and change it to a new one." ”

Xiao Yan stared at Xiao Yiheng, who was holding the dog's legs, and said in a long voice: "You said so much, if I don't accept it, I won't give you face." ”

"That's, that's, you have to give me this face."

"Okay, then I'll try to see if it's really drop-proof and explosion-proof!"

Xiao Yan blinked, threw the phone on the ground, and then stomped on it twice.

Seeing Xiao Yiheng was shocked.

This mobile phone was only bought by him a few days ago, the global limited edition, millions of oceans, this little girl, it is so bad.

Well, in order to please her, he endured.

"Yo, it's really drop-proof and explosion-proof, okay, Xiao Yiheng, this is stronger than Nokia, did you buy it on that website?"

Xiao Yan bent over and picked up the phone, and was pondering when the phone rang.

Lulu~

There are such disgusting two words flashing on the screen, and there are pictures of non-mainstream awl-faced beauties.

Drink!

She curled her lips with a smile and glanced at the phone's owner.

Xiao Yiheng sneered and wanted to take the phone, "Don't get me wrong, this is the sister of a distant cousin of mine, a relative, a relative." ”

"The big director has a lot of relatives, since he is a relative, he has to answer people's calls, in case there is something urgent, it's not good to miss it."

Xiao Yan smiled and pressed the speakerphone.

"Brother Heng, what are you doing, why did it take so long to answer people's calls, and people's hands were soft."

This delicate sound can almost pinch out the water.

When Xiao Yiheng heard this voice, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Xiao Yan cleared his throat, "Ouch, baby, do you want me to help you massage your hands when your hands are soft, I promise to make you feel good." ”

I was shocked to hear a woman's voice.

"Who are you? How could Brother Heng's phone be in your hands? ”

"I'm your brother Heng's mother-in-law, and I may also be your future mother-in-law, giggle."

"Crazy, Brother Heng's mother's voice won't be so young, who are you?"

"Monkey King!"

Smack.

Xiao Yan hung up the phone and walked straight out.

"Eh, Xiao Yan, where are you going? Don't think about it, I really don't have anything to do with that woman.

Yesterday I participated in a bureau of buddies, and I drank high, and they saved the number on my mobile phone by themselves, and I didn't know it at all. ”

Hehe.

I don't know who dares to say that it's a distant cousin's cousin, grandma's, and I don't care about lying.

Rich men really have no face! I didn't know how to make a phone call after a few days of contact, so it turned out that I was going to engage those warblers and Yanyan again.

Fuck your sister's Xiao Yiheng!

The old lady will never see you again!

Xiao Yan was heartbroken and threw the phone out of the balcony.

The mobile phone drew a parabola in the air, and Xiao Yiheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ouch, I'm scared to death, I thought you wouldn't be able to think about it, the broken phone was thrown away, dissipated, dissipated."

"Angry with your sister! Go find your distant cousin's cousin! Don't get in the way of your mother. ”

"Wronged, that woman's phone number is really not my own, I slept until this morning after drinking last night, and I came to you when I woke up, I really don't know who that woman is, I swear."

If a man's word can be believed, the sow will go up the tree.

Xiao Yan looked coldly at the man who was talking nonsense, the sparks were bubbling all over his body, his fists were clenched, and his joints were cracked by her.

"The surname is Xiao, you will disappear from under the nose of the old lady at a speed, otherwise you will not blame me for being polite, and I promise to buy you a tattoo that will last a lifetime!"

Xiao Yiheng was threatened and retreated.

"Xiao Yan, listen to me, this matter really has nothing to do with me."

"Get out!"

Xiao Yan swept his leg in the air, forced him out a few steps away, turned around and entered the door, and locked it.

Xiao Yiheng shuddered violently and touched his intact handsome face.

When will this woman's habit of using force at every turn be changed, and if she really brings it back to see her parents, what will she do if she fights......

Use one's noodle.

"Yo, look at you angry, your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are about to explode."

Seeing Xiao Yan enter the door, he squeezed his eyebrows and teased.

She is not blind, she flirts and scolds one second, and then she dances with a knife and a gun the next, which is clearly the rhythm of showing affection.

"No, ancestor, don't talk nonsense, how can I be angry, I won't be angry with that evil animal. I just thought that my baby mobile phone was scrapped, and I felt uncomfortable, and I had to break the bank, don't you say? ”

Feign!

Yi Nian glanced at his girlfriend with disdain.

Obviously, his face turned white with anger, and he wanted to pretend that nothing happened.

"Ouch, our family Ah Yan is in love!"

She flirted with yin and yang.

Xiao Yan glared at her angrily, "Ancestor, don't talk nonsense, it is absolutely impossible for me to be at odds with that evil animal, two people who are born to be at odds." ”

"Ahem, what's the matter with the red mark on your neck?"

"This, this one was bitten by a mosquito last night, and mosquitoes have been rampant recently, don't you know?"

"I don't know, I just know that someone's heart is hanging on the body of a certain big mosquito now, and it will become Mrs. Mosquito in the near future~"

"An Yi Nian! ……”