Volume 1 The Defeated Dog and the Goddess Chapter 6 The Goddess is also troubled

"Last night I remember being ravaged by the warrior......s until I was forced to jump off a cliff," Richie muttered to himself.

"Alas, it's a rough fate. Li Qi covered his face and smiled bitterly.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and slapped his palms excitedly.

"It can't be the fortune teller who helped me tell my fortune on the street, and then gave me two talismans, right? Yes, he once cursed me for not being my own, yin and yang are declining, then his words just verify the fact that I have become the body of this goddess, even if he is not a ghost, but he must know some situation, and I have to find him to ask about the situation!"

"And that thunder and lightning is also absolutely problematic! It is impossible to turn such an ugly me into such a beautiful girl. ”

The more Li Qi thought about it, the more frightened he felt, he felt that there must be a lot of secrets hidden in it, and he seemed to be thrown into this huge whirlpool as a white rat, manipulated by others.

Suspicious by nature, Richie immediately thought of conspiracy theories.

Who the hell is this? Is it really that magic stick fortune teller?

Or, God?

He waved his hair in distress and sighed lightly: "Alas, it seems that God really made a big joke on me! Lao Tzu wants to become a strong man, and you have made me a goddess-like beauty...... Even if you become a strong person in the future, what is the use?"

"Hahahaha! ridiculous!hahahaha!" Li Qi suddenly looked up and laughed wildly, combing his long black hair back to the back of his head, standing proudly in the wind, his eyes shining with a little crystal teardrop.

The girl's laughter, which sounded like a bell, echoed in this empty clearing for a long time, and there was a hint of pathos in the wild laughter.

"Forget it, if it comes, it will be safe. It's better to find a pair of pants to wear first, these legs are cold......"

..............................

"Wow, this ...... What a beautiful girl!Is it a celebrity?" A girl drinking milk tea hurriedly pulled her boyfriend next to her, dumbfounded.

"Yes......" The boyfriend next to him stared at a graceful figure outside the window in a daze, and he didn't care about playing the game called Honor of Kings on his mobile phone.

"The fairy descends to the earth......" The old man who bought fruit on the roadside had a glint in his eyes, and he didn't know that the cigarette fell from his open mouth to his hand.

"Mom, Snow White! I finally see Snow White!" said a little girl in a princess dress tugging at her mother's hand excitedly, and her little white fingers pointed to Snow White in front of her.

"Yes, Mom finally saw it with her own eyes......" the mother envied.

Not again...... Whenever there are many people, it will be like this, and Li Qi felt helpless for a while.

Looking around at the surroundings and casting all kinds of warm eyes, whether it is men, women and children are looking at him intently at the moment, Li Qi is at a loss, as if he is on a stage surrounded by spotlights, but he has a beautiful appearance, and his heart is still a straight man's heart, and he doesn't know how to deal with the current situation.

He actually longs to be worshipped by others, but that's in terms of the treatment and respect he receives as a hero. Now what makes him feel disgusting and embarrassed is that as a straight man, he is being watched by a group of male compatriots at the moment, although their eyes are still friendly, out of appreciation and respect for his beautiful appearance, but too eagerly.

Now he realizes how uncomfortable it is to be noticed like this, and recalls that he used to stare at the beautiful women passing by, really like a pervert, wishing to see through other people's underwear...... What a sin!

He could only smile lightly at the crowd around him, wave politely, and hurried out of this terrible place.

This smile is like an angel's bright smile in the holy light, which makes the people around him feel very warm and intoxicated.

"Alluring the country and the city...... Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color...... The world is stunning!" A young man in a slim white suit stared at the beautiful Li Qi passing by through the window of the café, sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, stroked the green and gold ring in his hand, his eyes were like a poisonous snake staring at its prey, and he spit out his bright red tongue and licked his lips gently.

Li Qi was glad that he had stolen a pair of women's jeans hanging by the window from a family, otherwise he was only wearing a loose white T-shirt, revealing her beautiful legs.

Wait a minute...... Richie suddenly remembered something, women's jeans...... I stole a pair of women's jeans...... The school was rumored to be full of school storms in the southern district clothing theft incident...... Wouldn't my behavior today be no different from this? Could it be that I really have such perverted tendencies? Li Qi smiled bitterly.

"But...... Whatever he was, the toad may never come back......" Richie lamented faintly, with a faint nostalgia in his tone.

Now the first problem to be solved is to settle the current body, at least to solve the problem of food, clothing, housing and transportation, otherwise alone, without identity, it will be a problem to go anywhere in the future, and what revenge plan to talk about, what to talk about saving the world, and what to be a hero.

How to solve the money problem? Go back to the dormitory first, and your money is in the safe...... But this place is at least dozens of kilometers away from the school, how can we get there? Li Qixiu frowned slightly, grabbed the hair on the back of his head in distress, and slowly passed through the stunned and stunned gazes of passers-by.

Li Qi is entangled in whether he plans to kneel on the side of the road, write about some little women at the end of lovesickness, and want to travel the world when she is dying, but he has been entangled, and hopes that all chivalrous people will help the little woman fulfill her last wish and other articles to win the sympathy of passers-by.

Just when he was distressed, he suddenly saw a young man standing at the door of McDonald's in front of him with ice cream in both hands, with his hair parted in the middle, dressed in Korean style, and his chic and handsome appearance, this is not his good friend in the dormitory, Xu Wei?

God help me!

Li Qi couldn't hold back the joy in his heart, and ran over excitedly, with slender and graceful long legs, rippling bumpy figure, and hair dancing in the wind, in the eyes of passers-by, like a beautiful wind elf shuttling smartly in the downtown crowd, passing by, leaving an intoxicating plant fragrance.

Li Qi waved vigorously at him, calling as he ran.

"Brother Wei! Brother Wei!"

A clear and pleasant girl's call is like a lark singing happily in the crow flock, the noisy crowd is suddenly silent, when it is clear that this beautiful girl is calling the young man of the street lamp, the male passers-by's intoxicated and sluggish eyes "swish" fiercely glared at the chic and handsome young man, envy, jealousy and hatred!

Xu Wei looked at the beautiful girl running towards him, and the eyes and expressions of everyone who were eager to eat him, and he was both surprised and scared in his heart.

"Hello...... Belle...... Are you calling me? We know each other?" Xu Wei asked shyly, his cheeks flushed, his voice as thin as a mosquito.

However, Xu Wei's voice was too small, Li Qi ignored it directly, smiled like a flower, patted Xu Wei's shoulder excitedly, and said heartily: "Good brother, the rivers and lakes are in emergency! Lend me some money first, and you will come to the door in person to repay you in the future!" After speaking, he sincerely hugged his fists and thanked him like a martial arts novel.

Xu Wei looked at him dumbfounded, his face flushed, and he froze in place like a fool, and he didn't know that the two cones were melting in his hands.

Oops! Wrong channel! Got carried away...... used to tease each other like this in the dormitory, but now he doesn't know that the person in this beautiful woman's body is me, with this old driver's tone, it's strange that he is not confused......

"Yo! you're screaming affectionately...... a resentful girl's voice came from behind Xu Wei.

This sound woke Xu Wei up from his intoxication, and he panicked, turned to the girl behind him and explained: "Yaoyao, it's not what you imagined! I don't know why this girl is ......."

The girl with the pear blossom head directly pressed Xu Wei's mouth with her green fingers, blocking his weak explanation, and then leaned in front of Li Qi like a cute kitten, looking at him vigilantly.

If it were an ordinary person doing this, even the broad-hearted Li Qi would feel very impolite.

But the girl in front of him is pure and cute, just like a kitten, which makes him feel pity, and reminds him of the same pure and lovely childhood sweetheart, Tian Tian.

Moreover, Li Qi has met the girl in front of him several times, and when the dormitory is in a group activity, Xu Wei will bring his family to sprinkle dog food for them, but this girl is generous and optimistic, and her optimistic and cheerful personality left a very good impression on him.

"It was too abrupt just now, sorry!" Li Qi smiled awkwardly, knowing that he had misunderstood others, and reached out in a friendly manner.

The girl still stared at Li Qi vigilantly, and for a long time, her smart eyes suddenly dimmed, revealing a look of resentment and envy, pursed her lips, and muttered: "It's so beautiful, no wonder......"

Seeing the cute little man in front of him looking like he was about to cry, Li Qi thought that he was a bad dish, and said in a panic: "Shi Yao...... No, sister-in-law......"

"Hmm, you just called me by name, do you know me?" the girl named Shi Yao looked at Li Qi suspiciously.

"Haha......" Li Qi smiled, his eyes purred, and he slowly said the words that he had prepared for this identity in his heart: "Well, yes, I am Li Qi's cousin." I often hear my cousin talk about their school, so naturally I know about his boardmates!"

"...... like this," Shi Yao held her chin with her fingers, observing the beautiful girl in front of her like a detective, "but your appearance doesn't look like Li Qi at all...... You seem to have a bit of a mixed race......"

"Uh...... I'm Richie's distant cousin, and my grandfather is British, so I don't look like Richie's cousin!"

"That's ......" Shi Yao suddenly realized.

Seeing Shi Yao gradually let down his vigilance, Li Qi took advantage of the victory to pursue: "That's the case, I came from my hometown this time to visit Li Qi's cousin's school." Who knew that his luggage was stolen when he got off the bus, and now he is penniless and unfamiliar with life, so when he saw Richie's cousin's roommate, he was overjoyed...... So...... I wonder if you can borrow some money......"

Li Qi asked hesitantly, he also admired the thickness of his face at this time, and he was a little empty in his heart when he told such an embarrassing liar lie.

To Li Qi's surprise, Shi Yao readily agreed, and took out two red Uncle Mao from the small blue purse.

Seeing Shi Yao so refreshing, Li Qi was stunned, "No, a hundred is enough, I just need to go to Dawn University and find my cousin!

It's really an era of looking at faces! If it was the same decay in the past, it was a fart secretly in an elevator packed with people, and it would definitely be the first time to find out. Li Qi sighed with emotion in his heart, thanked him, and left in a hurry.

Xu Wei stared at the beautiful shadow that was gradually disappearing, a little distracted.

"Hmph!" Shi Yao pinched the small tender meat on Xu Wei's waist fiercely, and then turned 360 degrees.

"Oops! it hurts!" Xu Wei cried out in pain.

"Look again, your eyeballs are about to fall out!Look, the ice cream in your hand is almost gone!" Shi Yao said with a strong sense of vinegar.

"Woman, spare my life! I'm just ...... Look at this girl...... There is a bit of déjà vu, maybe she is really a relative of Richie...... But it's very different from Richie, so ...... Look at it a few more times with curiosity. ”

"Phew, it's déjà vu, are you Jia Baoyu?" Shi Yao stuck out her tongue cutely and glanced at him, "A man's husband, if he is hooked by a beautiful woman, he will admit it, and he will quibble!"

"Yes......" Xu Wei was pinched a little painfully by her, and reluctantly admitted.

"Hmph, look, you know that you are fascinated by others!" Shi Yao finally let go of the little tender meat on Xu Wei's waist, wrapped her hands around her chest, and said coquettishly: "The mechanical keyboard you just bought is very good-looking and shiny." Tonight, you're going to show me...... Knee break dancing on it!"

"......Forehead" Xu Wei seemed to see two evil demon horns growing on the head of the girl in front of him, and felt a faint pain in his knees, but he also knew that he had provoked her, and the ghost called himself Peach Blossom Luck, and accepted her punishment with a smile!

"Then why do you believe that girl? Lend her money so quickly?" Xu Wei bought two more ice creams, handed them to Shi Yao, and asked casually.

Shi Yao licked the ice cream, glanced at him, and replied casually, "Hmm...... She gave me a bit of a sense of déjà vu, so I lent her money!"

“......”

Xu Wei was speechless for a while, he clearly saw Shi Yao proudly revealing two playful and cute little tiger teeth when licking the ice cream!

This little devil ...... I was tricked by her again...... Xu Wei protested silently in his heart.