The hundredth and first strongman
85_85239 But how to get around? Teji originally wanted to go and tell Lao Kawaguchi, after all, he might be able to use others in the future.
Feng Ping hurriedly shook his head and said, "You are just a tasteless 'chicken rib' who discards it, and after they figure this out, it will be difficult for you to run no matter how much you want to." Do you dare to take the initiative to plunge into other people's 'rabbit nets'? It's really a mouse licking that cat thing, looking for death! ”
Ye Feng also persuaded: "Kawaguchi Jun already has a murderous intent in his eyes, and the two of them are relatives, maybe they are discussing to report to your Defense Agency." ”
It was hard to believe it, and said, "My father-in-law was kind to them when he was there......"
"Bastard, most politicians don't believe in their words, not to mention that Taro Itada is the eldest son, and you are a widow, not even a concubine. Wake up and stop daydreaming. Feng Ping earnestly advises the man in his dreams. But at first, I had the idea of slapping him in the face, and I didn't "obey orders" like the Japanese devils in the movie.
Zhao Er is not stupid, after weighing the pros and cons, I feel that saving my life is the first, and the rest are second.
As soon as they said go, the three of them took their luggage and climbed over the wall, said goodbye without saying goodbye, and stopped a taxi on the street and went to Yuta Noda's residence.
On the way, Teruji introduced Noda and said: "Before he accumulated a lot of property by stealing and looting, I heard that in recent years, he has started film and television production in order to bleach, and the movement is not small, and he has gathered many popular artists." ”
Feng Ping had no intention of hearing this, and asked, "Guan Jian is this kid's original information network, has he lost it?" It was imperative to find the address of the woman surnamed Ma as soon as possible. ”
He said seriously: "If you help me complete the task, I don't have to pay the remaining million dollars." ”
Anyway, he has already paid a million dollars in advance, he is not an insatiable person, it doesn't matter if he wants the rest or not, he is still ready to divide Ye Feng in half.
Teruji shook his head and said, "One thing is one thing, I will never take back what I promised, and besides, I have decided not to live in Japan, even if it is a gift for my parents' country." ”
"Okay, that's what a man is all about. I'll take credit for you. "Feng Ping wants to laugh after saying it, empty check ear!
"Who is your biological father?" Ye Feng was worried about people's recognition of their ancestors and their return to their ancestors.
Teruji said blankly: "My mother only said that he was also a student in China back then, and as for the rest, she refused to disclose it anyway." ”
"I think it's because the old man doesn't want to reveal the scars in his heart anymore, it's better to forget it!" Ye Feng sighed, and then extinguished the idea of asking about gossip again.
Teruji replied to Feng Ping's question just now, and said: "Unlike most film and television producers, this guy Yuta has not abandoned his old profession, and often sends Ma Tsai to collect some famous film and television stars*, and uses this as a threat, the information network should still be very large. ”
"What a bird!" Fengping smiled with satisfaction.
It was early in the morning when they arrived at the place, and Yuta Noda, who was very short and mediocre in appearance and did not quite match his name, did not shy away from wearing only one to meet them.
Seeing that there were a few red lip prints on his neck and cheeks, Feng Ping smiled at Ye Feng in a low voice: "This kid just crawled out of the woman's leg plate, damn it, he doesn't hide it, he is really arrogant!" ”
"I can understand Chinese." Noda's Chinese made Feng Ping and Ye Feng feel more or less surprised.
Teruji smiled and said: "Noda's grandfather was one of the Japanese military attaches in the puppet Manchukuo, and grandma is from Changchun, Northeast China......"
Yuta laughed at himself before he finished listening: "My grandfather is what you call a Japanese devil, and my father is a mongrel." ”
Feng Ping and Ye Feng looked at each other in shock, it is really rare to call ancestors and fathers like this!
Teruji explained, "The word mongrel is not so annoying in Japan, but rather gives people a sense of superiority. According to Japanese historical records, many surnames are proud of their ancestors and hybrids with monsters, shikikami, and monsters. ”
Feng Ping nodded and said, "I've also heard that the Japanese worship youkai, such as the Yaqi Orochi, various Shikami, etc., the so-called Amaterasu God is just a dog spirit, and your other protector Susanoo is also a wild boar spirit." ”
"Not bad." There was no trace of shame on Yuta's face.
He also said: "The Yamato nation only recognizes the strong, regardless of the origin, unlike you Chinese who are so hypocritical that they talk about the origin of everything and ridicule other people." ”
Although they know that what people say has a truth or two, how can Feng and Ye agree with this point of view?
Feng Ping said: "You are wrong, China is a country of etiquette, thousands of years of civilization inheritance from the law, the sages advocated benevolence and love for others, and kindness to neighbors, is to live in harmony with everyone." It was your coveting of the wealth of the country that launched a war of aggression that made the Chinese hate you Japanese. ”
Xiongta angrily argued: "The fault of militarism back then can't be extended to the present, and besides, your country has not invaded others?" How did the Xiongnu and Turks migrate in ancient times? Genghis Khan's descendants occupied almost all of Europe and the Middle East, and Vietnam, Korea, and other modern times were freed from your enslavement. In modern times, haven't you pushed the flames of war into India and Vietnam? ”
Feng Ping shook his head and said proudly: "You are wrong again, these are all famous righteous battles from the division." ”
Xiongtai was so angry that his little face turned green, and he got up and roared with his hands: "You are all righteous, and everyone is a thief......"
"Hey, what are you fucking around?" Feng Ping was also short of words, and he smiled and reached out to grab Yuta's Tianling Gai, wanting to sit him down.
"Want to fight?"
The emotional Yuta Noda is not a good bird, he was ordered to drop out of school when he was a teenager for slapping someone's head with a brick, and when he entered the society, he led a group of troubled teenagers to cause trouble and break out of the world. At that moment, he parried and said disdainfully: "Chinese kung fu is just a ...... of embroidered legs."
Feng Ping didn't have the mind to listen to his call, and while continuing his movements, he gritted his teeth and sneered: "Flower fist embroidered legs? I'll give you a 'flower arrangement' first."
said that when he saw that the male was too fierce, he stretched out his legs and swept it, and reported: "Another 'dead tree roots'." ”
Yuta fell to the ground on his back, but fortunately there was a wooden floor on the ground, so he didn't fall apart.
After knocking it down, he stepped on Xiongtai's neck stalk, and said sarcastically: "Dare to be ruthless in front of Lao Tzu, believe it or not, I'll kill you, a Japanese donkey bear, right now!" ”
"Stop, we're all friends." Teruji panicked.
Ye Feng covered his stomach with a smile, gave a thumbs up to his right hand at the wind, and exclaimed: "No matter in any sinister environment, you can maintain your true character as a strongman, I am really convinced of you!" ”
Feng Ping's face became grinning, bent down and picked up Yuta and put him on the sofa, patted his face and coaxed: "Regardless of them, we will be friendly between China and Japan from now on, right, little friend?" ”
Yuta was silent for a while, just now he didn't want to resist, but in the process of falling to the ground and being put on the sofa like a child, he couldn't exert any strength as if he had been immobilized, could this person be a ghost?
Teruji seemed to understand his feelings, that is, he whispered a lot of Japanese in his ear, which made Noda's little face turn from anger to shock, until his eyes were full of awe when he looked at Fuhei, who was smiling on Jiro's legs on the sofa.
"Yes, learn to be in awe, and respect the heavens and the people." Feng Ping smiled old-fashionedly.
At the dramatic end, Yuta Noda clasped his fists with both hands and saluted to the wind in parallel to the Chinese style of rivers and lakes, and said: "Admire, admire, can you give me a few tricks?" ”
"Day!" The studious Japanese make Kazehei smile bitterly.
He said: "The Tao can't be passed on lightly, and besides, you are full of stubble, can you be embarrassed to call me master!" ”
Seeing the disappointment on Noda's face, Feng calmed down and said, "Although it is not good to teach you the tricks of beating people, if you do something for me, you might as well consider passing on some other practical methods to you." ”
"What is it?" Yuji asked busily.
Feng Ping groaned, how could he ask him to help him inquire about it? After all, the other party is a more patriotic Japanese!
After thinking about it for a while, Feng Ping thought that he couldn't find suitable words, so he didn't dare to say it rashly, and said haha, "It's almost dawn, let's talk about it tomorrow." ”
Noda nodded and said, "Don't worry, it's safer to live with me than at the police station, and the little ones don't dare to disturb at all." So he led them to the upper room, and they were settled.
They lived here for a few days, and in order to prevent the news from leaking, Zhao Er did not even dare to answer a friend's phone, and finally turned off the phone directly.
After breakfast that day, Yuta Noda pulled Teruji aside and asked, "Fengping has been talking several times, what do you want me to do?" ”
Teruji didn't dare to be reckless, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "Tell me the truth, what is your impression of him?" ”
Xiongtai said without thinking: "Heaven is talented, and he is also frank and undeceiving, and he is worthy of communication." ”
"That's good." Teruji breathed a sigh of relief.
Fu smiled: "Last night he said to me: You find young actresses every once in a while to indulge in lust, and each time there are more than two, and if you don't try to cultivate Yuan Gujing, I'm afraid that you will die before fifty." ”
Xiongtai's scalp tightened, but his mouth said disapprerovitically: "How can his tone be like selling strong pills in the rivers and lakes?" The most important thing about this method is that you can search for hundreds of entries on the computer! ”
Zhao Er laughed and said, "If his can be reproduced with durable and high-tech, will I still spend a lot of money to hire him?" ”
Yuta still shook his head and said, "Unless I confirm it with my own eyes, I won't believe it even if he says it in a daze." ”
Zhao Er's eyes rolled and smiled: "I have a solution." Then he whispered in Yuta's ear.
Yuta shook his head like a rattle after hearing this, and said, "You are simply whimsical, and he is afraid that he is also open-minded......"
Zhao Er didn't wait for him to finish, and then said: "Only if you don't observe the ancient secret technique that he said, the 'peerless learning' that is beneficial to both body and mind, are you not tempted at all?" ”
"Really?" Yuta is starting to get a little tempted.
Teruji smiled and said, "If you see him with your own eyes as if he was in a no-man's land surrounded by more than a dozen masters, and let them all lie down in a few minutes, you will never ask this question again." ”
Xiongtai was stunned for a long time, then gritted his teeth and said, "It's not easy, but it's still worth a try." ”
Is there anyone who doesn't bow down in the face of huge amounts of money? Yes, and there are many kinds: first, fools, who are as ignorant and desireless as babies; second, those who feel hopeless about life or who have seen through the coldness of the world, including Coats and monks; The third is too rich himself, and the money is not enough to make him happy.
Yumi, Komaki, and Keiko, the three outdated movie stars, do not belong to these three categories, not to mention that the president of Noda Productions personally disregarded his identity, and money is paramount in Tokyo, an international metropolis, otherwise it will be difficult to move an inch.
This move naturally met with strong opposition from Ye Feng, and he pointed at Zhaoer and scolded: "Are you still a little serious?" Compete to do this dirty 'big teapot' and 'old bustard'! ”
Feng Ping was also surprised, and said with a wry smile: "No, this, that, you really dare to make a fuss about this!" "Scared, don't dare to one-on-three?" Yuta mocked. "I still know how to agitate the generals, so what's the harm if there are three more? Let me show you what it means to be a Chinese husband. The wind calmed down. He wants to be an alternative national hero.
"Bastards, real bastards, a bunch of bastards!" Ye Feng scolded with a smile. But it's hard to stand alone, and the minority follows the majority, especially Fengping himself, so he no longer makes a stumbling block after scolding.
Isn't hiding in another room and doing things on a computer screen satisfying the dark side of people's hearts? At least Teruji Itada and Yuta Noda and his love? Masako Saigo was in high spirits, and the equipment in Yuda's house, which had been made before, was far more advanced than the camera installed by A-Qing last time, and the lenses on the screen were exquisite.
"What a pervert!" Masako saw that as soon as Fengping on the screen got started, he hurriedly stripped off the clothes of Keiko, who was the first to go to bed, and entered without any foreplay, and couldn't help but smile and scold. In her opinion, there must be a lot of work to be done beforehand, otherwise both parties will not be happy.
Keiko is the youngest of the three daughters, but she is also in her thirties, and she has to make sacrifices in order to break the dilemma of life in the post-star era, and the reason why she is the first to enter the house is to end this humiliating torment as soon as possible.
Fengping's urgency made her painful at the beginning, but it was also a different kind of stimulation, and she hadn't encountered this kind of 'living dragon and tiger' for a long time, so she was painful and happy. However, as time passed, she was surprised to find that the speed and strength of the other party did not slow down in the slightest, and the ups and downs of more than a moment of hard progress made her heart miserable, and she couldn't help but struggle from a small struggle to a loud begging for mercy.
"Fierce General!" Yuta exclaimed loudly in front of the screen.
People in island countries love this, but their general ability is limited, and most of the men and women in the small movies rely on medicine to maintain time and strength.
Teruji also saw that the blood was full of blood, and when he saw Keiko leaving 'difficult', he instructed Yuta: "Let Komaki and Yumi go together, otherwise no one can stand it by themselves." ”
"Not bad!" Masako said with deep feelings: "What kind of person is this?" Like a piledriver, what woman can resist him from doing this! ”
Xiongta nodded, and said in disbelief: "I really don't believe that he is beaten with iron, so let the two of them go together, and see if he is tired of killing a bastard." ”
After Qingzi left, Feng Ping was also ashamed, thinking if he was too "bird~beast"? But when he saw the cameras at the four corners of the roof, he felt a lot more calm, it was little Japan who asked him to belittle their own people, and his behavior might be regarded as a "patriotic feat" by the Chinese people! Let me let you see the majesty of Shang Guowei's husband.
When he saw the tall and beautiful, still charming and moving Xiaomaki who was nearly forty years old, and the emperor superstar Yumi of the same era came in together, he was momentarily stunned, thinking that the Japanese are really perverted, and he wants to be tired to death! And now the situation is like an arrow on the bow and has to be sent, damn it, enjoy it first