Chapter 76: Peerless Artifact, Tease Master and Apprentice (Plus Change)
"Master, slow down...... Slow down...... My ass ...... My ass ......"
Huang Xiaolian pulled Cui Zhi to gallop all the way at lightning speed, while Cui Zhi's buttocks fell to the ground and slid all the way on the grass, only to see the scratches on the ground that were deeply lifted by his buttocks.
Finally, Huang Xiaolian stopped in the deep forest, clapped her hands, rolled her eyes, and said, "Apprentice, it's okay!" ”
Cui Zhi stumbled to his feet, touched his buttocks, this butt seemed to be burning, glanced at Huang Xiaolian, and said, "Master, my Fantianyin will be returned to me!" ”
"Apprentice, when you see that the master is not called the master, you are especially concerned about your Fantianyin, you know, it was the master who saved you from that kid!"
After Huang Xiaolian finished speaking, her eyes rolled, she looked at the sky unconvinced, she looked like a child, she was really getting older and older, no wonder he lived to be two hundred and fifty years old.
At this moment, Cui Zhi fixed his eyes, and a powerful external force tore at his eyes, and the sourness penetrated deep into his soul!
It turned out that Huang Xiaolian's dress caused Cui Zhi to laugh nonstop, and his liver trembled when he laughed.
I saw that Huang Xiaolian was wearing a suit on her upper body, and she was wearing a Rolex gold watch like a dog, but she was wearing a pair of colored shorts on her lower body, and a pair of slippers on her feet, but this guy was also wearing a pair of stockings, not to mention laughing.
"Master...... You're dressed like this...... It's really trendy...... What kind of country is it dressed up again!! ”
Huang Xiaolian saw Cui Zhi beating his chest with a smile, inserted her hand, pointed at Cui Zhi and said, "Chadla!" I also feel that the master is embarrassed, fashion knows no borders...... Stinky boy, in a few decades, China will also wear it like this! ”
Cui Zhi looked at what Huang Xiaolian said justifiably, that was also drunk, and then looked at the master's head shape, and he was even more pumping.
Huang Xiaolian has a small ponytail tied behind her head, although she is two hundred and fifty years old, but the essence that overflows from her eyes is energetic and gives people a tough feeling, but the funny thing is that Huang Xiaolian has to make a diagonal bangs, just half covering one eye!
"I said master, what are you doing, for Mao has to leave a handful of bangs where to cover your eyes, whatareyouwhythisdo! (Why are you doing this)
Cui Zhi couldn't cry or laugh, learned the master's broken English, and learned to say a word, which made Huang Xiaolian laugh, and said with a mustache: "En, if you have a teacher, you must have an apprentice, haha......"
Huang Xiaolian was holding the Fantian Seal in her hand and was about to hand it over to Cui Zhi, but she suddenly took it back and said, "Stinky boy, where did you get this thing?" ”
"I'm ...... I ......"
Cui Zhi looked at the Fantian seal in Huang Xiaolian's hand, and said in a hurry, "Master, give it back to me as an old man!" ”
"Who is an old man, you are an old man, the deity is young!"
Huang Xiaolian smashed a fist on Cui Zhi's head, as if beating a child, Cui Zhi didn't dare to let go of a fart.
Although this Huang Xiaolian is the head of the Tantric White Sect, but his style of acting is not very much like a master of the sect, he never does things step by step, he likes to play cards unreasonably, his style of acting and being a person are wild and uninhibited, chic and prodigal, but he can convince the believers of the White Sect of the People's Gang, that is because Huang Xiaolian's Taoism is not covered, and has reached the level of the grandmaster.
Don't look at what he usually does, if he starts a fire, the ten masters are not his opponents.
In the Tantric White Sect, everyone is afraid of him, but Cui Zhi and the two are like friends, and because Cui Zhi's personality is the most similar to him, Huang Xiaolian treats Cui Zhi as a son.
Huang Xiaolian touched her mustache, her clear face was a pair of bright little eyes, he looked Cui Zhi up and down, grabbed his weakness, and said: "Stinky boy, don't fight in front of the master Haha, if you don't explain honestly, I won't give you this heavenly seal." ”
Cui Zhi gritted his teeth, his big black eyes had a hint of spirituality, and he simply said, "Eh, master, let me tell you honestly, I got this heavenly seal in the Netherworld?" ”
"Netherworld? Which place is the Netherworld? Who gave it to you, how did you get it, tell me the original text today, otherwise I won't want to give it to you as a teacher! ”
"That's right, I'm in a cave."
"What kind of cave?"
Cui Zhi curled his black hair and said, "I don't know about that cave, but after entering, there are two sealed green dragons and white tigers, and the Fantian seal fell from the mouth of the green dragon!" ”
After Cui Zhi finished speaking, he anxiously looked at the Fantian Seal in Huang Xiaolian's hand, and said, "Master, I'll be honest, Fantian Seal can be given to me." ”
After hearing this, Huang Xiaolian took a deep breath and said, "I didn't expect you to enter the Nine Hells, it turns out that the Green Dragon and White Tiger have disappeared for so many years, and they have been sealed in the Nine Hells!" ”
"Master, what is the green dragon and white tiger, the Nine Hells?"
Under Cui Zhigao's nose, there was a pair of thin lips, and at this moment, the corners of his lips were raised, and he looked at Huang Xiaolian suspiciously.
Huang Xiaolian's expression was extremely unnatural, oh, she automatically omitted the matter about the Qinglong and White Tiger, and only said about Fantianyin, and said: "Apprentice, I heard Yu'er say that you are going to sell this thing, is it true?" ”
Cui Zhi nodded and said, "That's right!" ”
Huang Xiaolian smashed on Cui Zhi's head again, and scolded: "You are stupid, such a peerless artifact, you actually want to sell it, and others can't get it if they want it!" Do you know how precious this thing is? ”
"I know, it's not a thousand years, it's still the treasure of Longhu Mountain, it's so powerful, this price will definitely increase dozens of times, wahaha...... I don't have to worry about Cui Zhi in my life...... Champagne beauties are mine......"
Huang Xiaolian looked at Cui Zhi with an intoxicated look, grabbed his ears and twisted them hard, and shouted in her mouth: "My stupid apprentice, do you know that this heavenly seal has been lost for thousands of years, and it has been nourished by the two giant beasts of the green dragon and white tiger for thousands of years, plus the bad spirit of the Nine Hells, this heavenly seal is not only a peerless artifact, but also a peerless artifact in the peerless artifact, if it is injected into its own Dao in the Fantian Seal, this Heavenly Seal will recognize the master, when it is used, even if it is a rookie, it can also exert an endless murderous aura, proud of the world!" ”
Cui Zhi heard Huang Xiaolian say this time, the whole person was shocked, looked at this little Fantianyin, took a deep breath, and said, "Master, this Tianyin is so powerful!" ”
"Of course, how can a teacher lie to you!"
"Then you quickly teach me how to use it."
Huang Xiaolian held the Fantian Seal in her hand, then flipped the Fantian Seal, pointed to a row of small characters at the bottom of the Fantian Seal, and said: "Apprentice, you see, in fact, it is very simple to use the Fantian Seal, as long as the mana is injected into the Fantian Seal, after reciting the bottom row of spells, it can be effective." ”――
It's more, everyone remembers to vote for the ghost grandmother 2 every day