Big trees and people are naturally two very different things.

But for the drunk......

Xiao Hang can often see drunk people on TV and the Internet beating up on the big tree telephone poles, because drunk people don't have much common sense.

Thinking of this, he turned and ran.

The sloppy beggar saw that Xiao Hang was about to escape, and if he was willing, he chased after him.

And Xiao Hang just ran for a while, and then suddenly stopped.

So he hid behind the big tree, and when he saw the sloppy beggar, there was only the big tree, and there was no more of him.

Do drunk people have sharp brains?

Apparently not.

Even if the sloppy beggar saw Xiao Hang running behind the big tree, and now he only had the big tree in his sight, he wouldn't think that Xiao Hang was actually hiding behind the big tree. He just stared at the tree, his eyes rolling around, and his body swaying.

"Ahh The sloppy beggar slammed his foot into the tree. "You think I don't know you when you become a tree? You turn to ashes, and I know what you look like. ”

Immediately afterwards, the sloppy beggar punched and kicked the tree.

In the eyes of others, it is just a big tree.

But for the drunken and sloppy beggar, this big tree is Xiao Hang.

He felt that Xiao Hang was a goblin and had become a big tree, and now he was still complacent and felt that he was smart and not bewitched by Xiao Hang's seventy-two changes.

He was so happy to kick and kick and kick that the switchblade stabbed around the tree from time to time, leaving the spectators dumbfounded, completely unaware of what was going on.

"What's the matter with this sloppy beggar?"

"Didn't Xiao Hang hide behind the big tree? He only needed to see Xiao Hang in a blink of an eye, how could he kick at the big tree. ”

"This ......"

"What the hell is going on?"

Such a change of events was not expected by anyone. The battle of this battle can be described as changing rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, you don't know how many things will happen, and people's minds can't keep up with the changes in things at all.

Elder Sunflower looked at this battle dumbfounded, and asked with doubts in his eyes, "Palace Master...... What's going on? This beggar is fighting, why is he in love with the big tree? Didn't he see Xiao Hang hidden behind the big tree? ”

Lin Baohua's eyebrows were furrowed, her appearance was very charming, she was carrying her hands behind her back, slim, and her long hair like a waterfall swayed with the breeze.

She stood there, her temperament and beauty eclipsed everyone next to her.

Lin Baohua has a tricky eye, and the battles he has experienced are by no means few, although he is not as old as Elder Sunflower. But the masters who have fought against the enemy are only above Elder Sunflower.

Looking at the sloppy beggar's actions at this moment, Lin Baohua's frosty face finally rippled, and the corners of her mouth curled: "This beggar was drunk and mistook the big tree for Xiao Hang." ”

"This ...... This can also be done? Elder Sunflower said with a confused face: "Since you know that you will be drunk, why did that sloppy beggar drink just now? ”

"There is a kind of boxing in this world called drunken boxing, you know. That is, the more drunk a person is, the more powerful his boxing skills become. Lin Baohua said slowly: "The same is true of the beggar's methods, when he gets drunk, his body will become extremely weird and irregular. What he plays is to defeat the enemy, compared to others, he is drunk and does not say a word, which makes people think that he is not drunk, but in fact he is drunk. But he didn't show any drunken flaws to the enemy. ”

"If you can't tell he's drunk, you don't know what to do with him. But if it was obvious that he was drunk, there were many ways to do it. Xiao Hang was keenly aware of the beggar's flaws, so he used the big tree to fool the beggar. Lin Baohua laughed, obviously amused by Xiao Hang and the beggar.

"This ......"

Elder Sunflower cried and laughed, "This battle is really funny. ”

The sloppy beggar had no idea that he was actually hitting a big tree.

This is also the disadvantage of brushing drunken boxing.

Everything has shortcomings and advantages, and the shortcomings of his drunken fist were seen thoroughly by Xiao Hang.

Now the sloppy beggar hit the tree with his fist and kick, and he didn't notice anything unusual, and he beat for a minute, five minutes, ten minutes.

I don't know how many times I beat it, but the big tree was about to be knocked down by this sloppy beggar, and I didn't see any sloppy beggar panting and tired.

This made Xiao Hang, who was hiding behind the big tree, frightened: "The seamless physique is really terrifying, this sloppy beggar beat this big tree for more than ten minutes." It's like a nobody. ”

By watching the beginning of this sloppy beggar before, and adding the fight just now, he can judge that the sloppy beggar has comprehended a seamless realm.

Of course, the other party's main comprehension is to return to the ultimate in simplicity, and this seamless is just the first entry.

But even if he was new to the sky, this kind of physical strength made Xiao Hang secretly speechless.

"Wait a little longer, I don't believe that the physical strength of this sloppy beggar is unlimited." Xiao Hang thought silently in his heart.

Drunk people don't know how to conserve energy.

Even with a seamless physique, after fighting continuously for so long in one breath, the sloppy beggar's movements gradually became slow.

He beat the big tree indiscriminately, and finally began to become out of breath, swaying and weak.

Xiao Hang, who was hiding behind the big tree, naturally felt this, and when this sloppy beggar had no strength to fight, he suddenly ran out from behind the big tree.

The sloppy beggar saw someone standing beside him, and muttered, "Don't delay me, I'll soon knock this Xiao Hang down!" ”

“……”

Hearing the sloppy beggar's words, Xiao Hang was really a little embarrassed.

It's a bit ...... to bully a drunk person like this

But this is the battle, and the battle is not only a test of strength, but also of brains.

The sloppy beggar beat the big tree for more than ten minutes, only to think that the big tree was Xiao Hang, even if he, the real Xiao Hang, was standing in front of the other party, the other party didn't blink his eyes, and he didn't react at all.

This made Xiao Hang full of helplessness, with the sloppy beggar now defenseless against him, it was easy for him to cripple the other party.

However, he would never do this kind of thing to take advantage of people's danger.

Thinking of this, the branch in his hand lifted slightly, and then slashed at the scruffy beggar's arm.

Poof.

The sloppy beggar had a shallow blood cut on his arm, and then his body flew upside down.

After experiencing such pain, the sloppy beggar suddenly woke up, and he looked at the blood on his arm and the sharp pain that came, and suddenly reacted.

"Sobered up?" Xiao Hang looked at the sloppy beggar who fell to the ground and his eyes became brighter, and asked with a smile.

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