Xu Xiang stared at Duan Peng for a moment and asked, "Xiaojun, when did you have an extra twin brother?" ”

Wen Jun touched the bridge of his straight nose and said with a smile: "Did you only know me on the first day?" I'm an orphan, where did I come from? ”

He pointed at Duan Peng and said in a novel manner: "You two really look like a pair of twin brothers. ”

Wen Jun smiled: "It's just true? That is to say, it can be distinguished, isn't it? ”

Xu Xiang nodded and said, "In the eyes of ordinary people, it may be difficult to distinguish between the two of you, but I can." ”

Wen Jun said: "Because you are an expert in beauty, every nuance seems to you to be a chasm several meters long. ”

Xu Xiang bowed his head and smiled silently.

Wen Jun blinked his charming peach blossom eyes and said, "Besides, who else can distinguish the two of us?" ”

Xu Xiang looked at Zhou Xiaolei, blinked, and said with a smile: "The bride will definitely not mistake the groom, right?" ”

Zhou Xiaolei smiled like a flower, and glanced at Wen Jun with silky eyes. Thinking of the scene when she was a bride last night, her heart stagnated, and then "suddenly" beat wildly.

Wen Jun smiled evilly and said, "Maybe it's not true, the black light is blind, and the bride has her eyes closed, how do you know who is who." ”

Zhou Xiaolei was ashamed of herself, and scolded: "The dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth." ”

Duan Peng sat silently on the stool prepared for the patient, quiet as a primary school student, listening attentively to the teacher's lecture.

Xu Xiang said with a smile: "Parents will never mistake their son. ”

Wen Jun said "um": "What else?" ”

Xu Xiang groaned: "Your rival will not mistake you." ”

Wen Jun breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "After talking so much nonsense, this sentence finally comes to the point." ”

Xu Xiang said in surprise: "Tsk, this sounds so fresh. It should be that your sworn enemy is afraid of you, how far you are afraid to hide, why are you still afraid of him? ”

Wen Jun sighed: "Who said it wasn't." Not only was I afraid of him, but I was terribly afraid. ”

Xu Xiang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Even you are so scared of death, aren't I so scared that I don't even have a soul from a distance of 108,000 miles." ”

Wen Jun despised him in his heart and said, "I came to you, and I didn't force you to help me deal with that sworn enemy." ”

Xu Xiang suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and said jokingly: "Are you here to invite me to drink a wedding wine?" ”

"Aren't you afraid of choking to death on the banquet on the spot?" Wen Jun said angrily, "I'm so worried that my hair is about to turn white, but you are talking nonsense to me." ”

Xu Xiang smiled: "It's been a long time since anyone talked to me, and I panicked." ”

Wen Jun seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, holding his stomach and laughing: "Are you panicking? Ha ha...... Who doesn't know that the beauty of 'Yanran Women's Hospital' is like a cloud, but you say that you are panicking, haha......"

Xu Xiang said embarrassedly: "This is not the other, don't think about it, okay?" ”

Zhou Xiaolei saw that the two of them were talking and talking, and they talked about boring topics again, and said angrily: "Hey, you two old men are still finished?" ”

Wen Jun touched the bridge of his straight nose, smiled, and said, "Brother Xiang, can you make my rivals unable to recognize our twin brothers?" ”

Xu Xiang frowned and refused: "How can I have that ability?" ”

Wen Jun said unhurriedly: "Brother Xiang, what you have, think about it carefully." ”

Xu Xiang spread his hands, made a helpless gesture, and said: "I just want to break my head, but I still don't." ”

Wen Jun smiled: "Then what should you do, you have that ability?" ”

Xu Xiang was stunned, then clapped his hands and said with a smile: "That depends on my mood." When you're in a good mood, your little isn't a piece of cake. ”

"In this way, Brother Xiang is in a bad mood today." Wen Jun nodded as if he had realized, pretended to be regretful, and said to Zhou Xiaolei: "Sister Xiaolei, let's go, find a place to drink." After saying that, he took her hand, turned around and was about to leave.

Xu Xiang was anxious, grabbed Wen Jun's arm, and said, "How can you not call me when you drink?" We are still brothers, are you too unrighteous? ”

Wen Jun laughed and said, "Brother Xiang's mood is not bad, I'm afraid you're not in the mood to drink." ”

Xu Xiang smiled "hehe" and said, "Have you forgotten that I have a habit?" As long as you drink, no matter how bad your mood is, it will be so good, even better than marrying a daughter-in-law. ”

Zhou Xiaolei pursed her lips and smiled, smiling with interest.

In the five years of college, in addition to attending classes and sleeping, most of the time, the two of them were mixed together. Xu Xiang's habit, how can Wen Jun not know?

Wen Jun said with a smile: "Brother Xiang, not only did I forget, I still remember that you have 'three don'ts' when you drink." A person doesn't drink, a friend doesn't drink, and a beautiful woman doesn't drink. Yes and no? ”

"It's really my friend of Xu Xiang." Xu Xiang said happily, in a blink of an eye, he was worried again, and his eyes were dim, "In the strange city of Sioux City, it is really more difficult to meet these three conditions at the same time than to ascend to the sky." ”

Wen Jun said with a smile: "Since I came to Sioux City, Brother Xiang is afraid that he has not had a bar once. ”

Xu Xiang said aggrievedly: "Not only have I never drunk wine once, but I haven't even smelled the smell of wine once." ”

Wen Jun was concerned and said sympathetically: "Isn't that sad? ”

Xu Xiang said aggrievedly: "If you don't drink it, don't drink it, it's nothing." But as soon as I saw you, the wine worm in my stomach was immediately hooked out. ”

Wen Jun pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Brother Xiang, how do you say this?" ”

Xu Xiang pointed to Wen Jun and Zhou Xiaolei and said: "I have friends and beauties, it's strange that this alcohol addiction is not committed." ”

Wen Jun suddenly realized and said, "In this way, I have to accompany Brother Xiang for a drink." ”

Xu Xiang smiled: "It's not a drink, it's a big drunk." ”

Unexpectedly, Wen Jun's heartthrob-like handsome face suddenly dimmed, and he said with a sad face: "Brother Xiang, I also have a habit of drinking, when I am in a bad mood, I must not drink, and I will be drunk like mud after a glass." ”

Xu Xiang frowned and asked, "Are you in a bad mood?" ”

Wen Jun made a bitter face and said, "It's not good. ”

Xu Xiang said: "Why? ”

Wen Jun sighed and said, "My nemesis has come to the door, and I can't hide if I want to." ”

Xu Xiang pondered for a moment, pointed at Duan Peng and said, "So you came up with a way to make Li Dai Taozhuang?" ”

Wen Jun snapped his fingers and said, "Brother Xiang is really smart, you can understand it as soon as you say it." ”

Xu Xiang thought for a while, and said sullenly: "Okay, I'll try to adjust my mood and do this in advance." But first, Xiaojun, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge. ”

Zhou Xiaolei couldn't help but "giggle" and laughed, thinking that this guy was really a drunkard.

Duan Peng's handsome face couldn't help but show a bright smile, these two people were so funny.