Chapter 1 Laugh, laugh until your eggs hurt
"Beast, let go of that girl! Let me!! β
Yun Kai shouted awe-inspiring and kicked open the vice president's office.
In the leadership office of the Second Hospital of Chongqing, the door is quite strong, but the door lock is not very reliable.
"Get out! Get out! Who let you in?! Wu Haiqing got up from the sofa, turned around and yelled at Yunkai. Obviously locked the door, how did this kid get in? He subconsciously glanced at the door lock, there was only a transparent hole left, and couldn't help but be furious: "You actually dare to smash the door lock of the dean's office?!" β
"I just heard someone calling for help, Doctor Wu, are you okay? If the door lock is broken, you can change it, but you are the star doctor of our hospital, what should you do? Yun Kai looked at Wu Haiqing with admiration, and greeted with concern on his face.
In Yudu Second Hospital, Dr. Wu Haiqing is indeed an indispensable star. Graduated from a famous medical university, he is handsome, and more importantly, he has a father who is the executive vice president - no matter what his medical skills are, he is the second generation of officials in this hospital, rich and handsome. At this moment, it was already past the time to get off work, Wu Haiqing was not wearing a white coat, his suit was straight, but his tie was half loose, and he seemed to be about to be untied from his neck.
In contrast, Yunkai, an intern pharmacist in the pharmacy department, is just a poor sling. Trainee pharmacist is a written title, to put it bluntly, he is a "medicine grabber", and he is still a temporary worker who has just arrived. Yunkai self-evaluated, in the assessment of Gao Fushuai, he can at least get a passing score, not as tall as Yao Ming, but not short; is not as handsome as Lee Min Ho, but he is also clear-eyed, and he has not had plastic surgery, so he accounts for at least two of the three words Gao Fu Shuai.
Some people concluded that there are four kinds of men in the world who are the most popular, namely the rich and handsome, the short and handsome, the tall and the rich and ugly, and the short and rich and ugly, so the poor and handsome Yunkai is not popular - at least not among men, from Wu Haiqing's eyes, he did not see the slightest look of welcome.
Yun Kai, who had no self-knowledge, suddenly pointed to the female doctor who fainted on the sofa after arguing with Gao Fushuai, as if he had just seen it, and asked in surprise: "Yo, Doctor Su?" Are you asleep here? β
This vice president's office is the office of Wu Haiqing's father, Wu Guohua. It is normal for Wu Haiqing to nest in his Lao Tzu's office, but Dr. Su Hang, the hospital flower of Yudu Second Hospital, lies on the sofa in the leader's office during the night shift, and this matter is worth scrutinizing.
"Dr. Su is not feeling well, so let me give it a check-up...... Get out of here, there's nothing wrong with you here! Wu Haiqing stood in front of Yun Kai, intentionally or unintentionally blocking Yun Kai's sight, squeezing out a smile and saying.
"Oh, I see. Should I be sent to the emergency room? β
"No need, I just checked for her, Dr. Su has been too tired lately, just rest more. You hurry up and go out, don't disturb her rest......" Wu Haiqing reluctantly explained, and then impatiently pushed Yun Kai out.
Yun Kai walked out slowly, and when he was about to go out, he turned back and asked, "Doctor Wu, do you need to close the door?" β
"Close it!" Wu Haiqing waved his hand, only to remember that the door lock was smashed by this bastard, and said angrily: "No need! β
"Hey, what a shame!" Yun Kai shook his head pointedly, patted his forehead again, and said, "By the way, Doctor Wu, don't tell Dean Wu about this, otherwise the leader will think that I have a disagreement with him!" I really don't have an opinion on him, and even if I have an opinion, I won't express it by smashing the door lock, Doctor Wu, right? β
Wu Haiqing stared at Yunkai without saying a word. He thought with a grim face, how could he let this kind of person get into the hospital? The beauty of the second hospital, he Wu Haiqing can want whoever he wants, except for Su Hang, who is not shy about him. This handsome guy from the Second Hospital, he Wu Haiqing has to get out of the way whoever he wants to do, not to mention a temporary worker who grabs medicine. He swore to himself that he would kick this bastard out of the hospital tomorrow!
Yun Kai was full of smiles, and his eyes stared at Wu Haiqing without blinking. The two looked at each other silently at the door, but they heard Su Hang moaning inside, muttering indistinctly, "Hot ...... It's hot! β
"Doctor Wu, do you know that there is an idiom that suits you very well?" Yun Kai rubbed his earlobes and said with a smile: "You are really a talent......
"It's over," Wu Haiqing thought that Yun Kai had softened, and said coldly: "But you don't need to praise ......
"No, you heard me wrong." Yun Kai corrected: "I mean you are a human jackal, a jackal of a jackal!" β
"You!" Wu Haiqing was furious, pointed to the door and shouted, "Get out!" Get out! β
"Oh, Doctor Wu, are you angry? This is not good, anger hurts the liver, and you will get stomach problems, you should understand as a doctor. Besides, I remember that this hospital is from a public hospital, and it doesn't seem to be opened by your family, including this office, which also belongs to the state, not your father's private one, let alone yours - why did you tell me to get out? β
"You...... Believe it or not, I'm going to call the security guards to blast you out of the hospital right now? β
"Then you don't call it yet? Hurry up! By the way, call the police, and say that there is a rape case in this hospital, oh, no, it's a drug**," Yun Kai glanced at the neatly dressed beautiful doctor on the sofa, and added: "...... Unsuccessful. β
"Surnamed Yun, you are framing and slandering! Which eye did you see me**Doctor Su? Wu Haiqing pointed at Yun Kai's nose and shouted in a low voice.
"Don't admit yourself! Did I just mention that it's you, Dr. Su? Yun Kai shook his head, slapped Wu Haiqing's hand away, and walked straight towards the office.
There are two ceramic coffee cups on the executive desk by the window, and there are unfinished coffee residues at the bottom of the cups. Yun Kai picked up one of the cups, put it under his nose and sniffed it, nodded in admiration: "He deserves to be the star doctor of our Second Hospital!" Even drugs like GHB can be obtained. We don't have this thing in our pharmacy, you made it yourself, right? Looking at Doctor Su's state, the dose is a little larger - it turns out that Doctor Wu is also a master of dispensing, or Ming'er will change his career to our pharmacy department? β
Wu Haiqing closed the door with his backhand, returned to the chair and sat down, took another cup in his hand, and sneered: "There is GHB in this coffee?" Why didn't I find out? It can't be you, the pharmacist, who just put it in, right? Let me tell you, you are maliciously framed, and you will be imprisoned for false accusations! β
"Yo, bite back!" Yun Kai smirked earlier, but now he really laughed angrily: "Why don't we wake up Doctor Su, the victim of the victim, and take this cup to the laboratory for chromatography analysis by the way?" β
Wu Haiqing slapped on the desk of the executive desk, leaned forward, approached Yunkai and said in a low voice: "Boy, I warn you, don't say what you shouldn't say, and don't worry about what you shouldn't do!" If you run to the dean's office to make trouble with a drug, you are not afraid of being expelled? β
"Doctor Wu's words are unclear! Can I understand it as a threat? It's scary, wow! Yun Kai dragged the chair next to him and sat opposite Wu Haiqing, his legs high on the desk, and he kept shaking his toes. By the way, this is still the vice president's office for the time being, not the president's office, don't put gold on your face! β
Wu Haiqing glared at Yun Kai coldly, and Yun Kai stared back indifferently.
After a while, Wu Haiqing leaned back into the leather executive chair, turned the pen in his hand, and asked bluntly: "Say, what do you want?" β
"Doctor Wu, you really misunderstood me. Do you think I look like an extortionist? Yun Kai pointed to his chin and said, "Look, take a good look, a person like me who is in the wind has ideals and ambitions...... How can there be no lower limit like you? β
The word "ambition" dragged on for a long time in Yunkai's mouth, sounding like "revenge".
"What the hell do you want?"
"What the hell do you think I'm supposed to do?" Yun Kai scratched the back of his head and said with a headache, "Why don't I tell you a story." Do you remember Sun Xiaoqing from our pharmacy department? I was going to get married this month, what a flower, but unfortunately I came to this hospital too late. She became pregnant two months ago, then broke up with her fiancΓ© and attempted suicide. Of course, this matter has nothing to do with me, but I didn't understand anything when I first came to the hospital, and it was Sister Xiaoqing who taught me a lot of things. Tell me, how could such a good Gu Liang be folded in the hands of a beast? β
Wu Haiqing sneered: "Then why didn't she sue?" β
"A girl's family, reputation is very important." Yun Kai stared at Wu Haiqing's eyes and said: "What's more, that beast has a rich and powerful family, and it is not a little girl who can fight, and the result of the prosecution is likely to be over, so that beast has done a lot of bad things, and he is still at large......
Wu Haiqing stopped the pen in his hand and said lightly: "This story is indeed a bit miserable. Or, for the sake of my colleague's face, I personally donated 100,000 to her? β
"Donate? Lakh? Yun Kai laughed, tears were about to burst into laughter, and he finally suppressed his laughter and said, "100,000 yuan is not enough for the monthly income of a certain beast, right?" Sister Xiaoqing has committed suicide, isn't it too cheap that bastard? β
"Then I can't help it!" Wu Haiqing shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands. The shrug is very chic, and it is very suitable for the scene when he, a suave doctor, comes out of the operating room to face the patient's family. When Wu Haiqing was in college, he practiced this action very skillfully, so he won the favor of many girls.
Yun Kai's eyes became as sharp as knives, but he smiled and said, "Doctor Wu, do you know? Actually, I'm not a good person, nor am I a bad person, so I don't bother to care if others are good or bad, but there is one thing, I am disgusted with those bad people who wear the clothes of good people, and they dare to steal business with me, as long as I meet them, I will definitely clean them up to death! β
"Hehe, there is a character!" Wu Haiqing looked indifferent, and said arrogantly: "You can talk about it, how to clean up the way to die, do you want to find death by yourself?" β
"We don't know who is dead or who is alive." Yun Kaiqiao's legs on the executive table were a little sore, and his overlapping legs changed positions. It seems that there are too few exercises in the posture of pretending to be forced, and he is far less skilled than others, so he was secretly ashamed and said, "Doctor Wu, have you seen "Smiling Proud Jianghu"? β
"I'm a doctor, so I don't have time to read those idle books."
"Then I'll give you a bit of a posture and I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a flower thief named Tian Boguang, and he was gone. Yun Kai's face was full of evil, and he said with an expression that a man understands: "I was castrated by an undisciplined monk." β
"It's not funny at all!" Wu Haiqing sneered: "The monk who did not quit died later, right? β
"Not dead, not dead at the end of the novel." Yun Kai shook his head and said, "Although good people have good rewards, and evil people have evil rewards, don't you think Tian Boguang is very pitiful?" It's better for a man to do this than to die! β
"Haha! It's the funniest joke I've ever heard, haha, hahaha......" Wu Haiqing got up from the executive chair and laughed.
"Funny, right? Then you continue to laugh," Yun Kai said mockingly, "laughing until your eggs hurt!" β
Wu Haiqing stretched out his hand and pointed at Yun Kai, laughing even more presumptuously. After a long time, he still couldn't suppress his laughter, and gradually laughed out of breath, laughing until his lower stomach hurt, laughing so much that his face was flushed, and he laughed so much that he burst into tears.
"Haha...... You...... Hahaha...... You're ...... me Ha ha...... What was done...... Hahaha......"
"If I were you, I'd go to the hospital." Yun Kai imitated Wu Haiqing's appearance of shrugging his shoulders just now, spread his hands and said, "Sao Rui, I forgot that this is the hospital." Go out, go downstairs, turn left and the second room is the emergency room......"
Wu Haiqing laughed wildly and shed tears, holding his belly with one hand and the wall with the other, and stumbled out of his Lao Tzu's office.
Yun Kai hurriedly withdrew his legs from the Taipan platform, rubbed his numb legs and stomach, and muttered to himself: "I forgot to tell you, in fact, my brother is not an ordinary pharmacist, but a poisoner!" β