Chapter 4: Strange World
"Sister! My cousin said it just now! We are Snow Country! 202 BC, Snow Country! ”
The young man in brocade not only thinks that the Buddha is useless, but also thinks that she has a problem with her IQ. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Oh my God! I wore the wrong one! ”
The Buddha finally understood why he was so out of tune with these people.
It turned out that she was wearing the wrong place herself!
She set the time of H City C in 2020 AD, but she never set the Snow Country in 202 BC, so, according to this view, she not only wore the wrong place, but also traveled to a country in a two-dimensional world.
Now it's embarrassing!
"What's wearing wrong?"
The white-robed man suddenly felt that the Buddha's words were very strange.
"Oh! It's nothing! It's nothing! I mean, I'm wearing the wrong clothes! ”
The Buddha smiled bitterly, glanced at the brocade-clothed boy and the long shirt in embarrassment, bowed his head and stopped talking.
I guess~ they have already found out that I am wearing the wrong clothes! Alas! It's so depressing! How did I get here? …… Hum! It must be the real girl, after hitting the comet, suddenly failed, and then came here! Alas! Damn it! I really want to pinch her face!
"Wow! ~”
Suddenly a message came from the notebook in the Buddha's pocket.
The tanuki hurriedly opened.
"Don't try to pinch my face! It's all your fault! Don't blame me! "The real electric message flashed by.
Sticking to the front of him, Zhenzhen and the Buddha are simply a little bit clear.
"Didn't you go to sleep? Go to bed! Don't be verbose! The Buddha whispered a disgusting remark.
"Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Fell too badly! I'm going to repair myself for 24 hours! I'll be able to talk to you tomorrow! ”
It turned out that I really fell so badly!
The Buddha saw that it was really so miserable, and he didn't blame it in his heart.
Fox: "Go to sleep!" I'm fine! You don't have to worry! ”
Zhenzhen: "That's good!"
Buddha: "Ann!"
"Wow! ~”
The news is closed again!
The Buddha put away his notebook.
The young man in brocade: "I said sister, who are you talking to?"
Obviously, I didn't see anyone, but the Buddha seemed to be talking to some acquaintance, and the whole person was soft and soft.
"Oh! No one! No one! ”
The civet laughed bitterly twice and shook his head gently.
She couldn't tell them, and if she did, she'd be considered crazy again.
The young man in brocade: "Then my sister told us, today~how did you let those bows and arrows~ shoot at the bamboo forest!?" At that time, we watched my sister not move, and thought that my sister was dead! Unexpectedly, my sister waved her hand like this, and those arrows~ were shot elsewhere! This is really weird! ”
The young man in brocade gestured and asked the Buddha with great interest, but the Buddha looked at him with a look of dissatisfaction and resentment.
Let's talk about today! Today, all of you will die and will not be saved! And want me to tell you why! No way!
"It's weird! But it's also a heavenly opportunity! The so-called heavenly machine cannot be revealed! So, you still don't want to know! ”
The tanuki smiled "hehe".
"Oops! Sister, don't! Sister, don't! Sister, tell us! We all want to know! Isn't it? Cousin! ”
The young man in brocade was coquettish at the Buddha, and at the same time nodded at the white-robed man, signaling the white-robed man to stand on the same front as him.
However, the white-robed man only raised his eyebrows slightly, and did not reply anything.
The brocade-clothed young man looked at the white-robed young man ignoring him, pursed his lips, and felt that he was very shameless.
Like a child, he tugged at his mouth and complained angrily about the white-robed man.
"Why doesn't my cousin speak? Doesn't my cousin want to know why? ”
"I don't want to!"
The white-robed man raised his eyebrows and replied lightly.
The young man in brocade was anxious.
"That'...... What about the third brother? ”
"I don't want to!"
The man in the long shirt turned out to be indifferent.
The young man in brocade had no one to support him, so he was anxious.
"You ...... You are not normal people! Even ordinary people have no intellectual curiosity and curiosity! ”
"Curiosity kills cats! You know too much, there will be no good end in the future! ”
The Buddha also followed the example of the white-robed man, raised his eyebrows, and threatened the young man with a wicked smile.
When the young man in brocade heard this, his eyes immediately widened like copper bells, and he closed his mouth in amusement.
White-robed man: "It's here!"
Buddha: "Arrived?" ”
The civet looked up sharply, but saw that the city gate had appeared in front of him.
The city gate is tall, about a few zhang high, surrounded by white bricks and stones to build a solid city wall, stretching endlessly, extending to the lofty mountains and mountains, and on the city gate, there are still some traces of mottled messiness, on the connected city wall, there are also some uneven potholes, although the whole city looks weathered, war-torn for a long time, but it is still solid, towering majestically, the momentum is very majestic.
"Snow Country?"
The Buddha looked at the three big characters carved from the white stone on the city gate and felt a little strange.
I've heard the names Chang'an, Luoyang, and Beiping, but it's the first time I've heard of the name Snow Country! Could it be that ~ they call it Snow Country ~ because it often snows here?
"Why are you called Snow Country?"
The Buddha looked at the name that didn't match up and down at all, and wondered in his heart.
The young man in brocade: "Because our emperor's surname is Xue, and 'big' means strong, so it's called Snow Country!" ”
Good soil!
"Then if your emperor's surname is Rain, will you change it to Heavy Rain Country?"
The Buddha refuted this sentence intentionally or unintentionally, but the white-robed man behind him couldn't help but laugh.
The civet frowned and glanced behind him gloomily.
"Could it be~ that I said it wrong?"
"Alas! You're hopeless! ”
The brocade-clothed boy shook his head helplessly.
Man in long robes: "The heavy snow is the people's hope for God!" Because the four seasons here are like spring, warm and humid, there is very little snow, and the people love snow very much, so the emperor here will give this name! It's not that the king's surname is rain, as you say, it will be called the country of heavy rain! ”
After the man in the long shirt finished speaking, he glanced at the Buddha coldly, as if to say to the Buddha: No culture! It's horrible!
When the Buddha saw the man in the long robe, he trembled all over his horse and couldn't help but shiver.
This person is too cold, I'd better not contact him in the future!
"No, it's not! Why are you looking at me like that! The Buddha raised his head proudly.
Faintly, she always felt that the man in the long shirt had a kind of hostility towards her.
Man in a long shirt: "Let's go!"
The man in the long shirt ignored the Buddha.
The group rode into the city again on horseback and led the procession.
Passerby A, stunned: "Eh! Look at the woman! How do you dress like this? Still with your belly button exposed? The hair is still standing on end! (To be continued.) )