Chapter 573: The Strongest Pretend Combo
The matter of Shushan is temporarily settled, Chen Tingting was also taken away by the Eagle King, in view of her strong and unyielding, Zhang He did not stingy with saliva, and helped her say a lot of good things in front of the Eagle King, but unfortunately, the answer given by the Eagle King was a little hurtful: Blizzard Assault is the most elite army in China, it does not tolerate garbage, and it is also inhumane, if you want to become a Blizzard Commando, you must rely on your own ability to fight.
Of course, although Zhang He doesn't know if Chen Tingting can finally enter the Blizzard commando, Zhang He believes that in public and private, the Eagle King will give himself a face, and he will take care of Chen Tingting, a stubborn chick, to some extent.
Zhang He was still very curious about the Blizzard commando, so this time Zhang He did not refuse the invitation of the Eagle King, and promised to go to Yanjing after this busy battle, and go to the Blizzard commando team to fulfill the obligation of an honorary instructor.
The four kings of Huaxia are gone, but Ah Duo doesn't want to go, for no other reason, just because she can't rest assured that she is Ani's predecessor who is also a teacher and a mother for her, in fact, what Ah Duo doesn't know is that Ani's predecessor is not only a teacher and a mother for her, but a master and a mother.
Ah Duo wanted to go to Shushan to see, but Zhang He didn't dare to let her risk her life, so in order not to worry too much about Ah Duo's wife, Zhang He had to set foot in Shushan again.
Of course, Zhang He will not be stupid to run into the depths of Shu Mountain again, but just plans to go to the outermost place of Shu Mountain to wander around casually, anyway, there is a Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, this guy will definitely be able to use the beasts and birds in Shu Mountain to help him find out Ani's whereabouts and understand Ani's situation.
One person and one dog, people are very normal people, but this dog, but it is a little abnormal, who let Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, a guy with an unenlightened brain, even if he transforms into a dog, he has to show that he is a majestic dog?
In this regard, Zhang He could only be speechless, because the necessary majesty, at least it seems that majesty is the last limit of the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff.
With this brainless dog, Zhang He arrived at Shushan again, but this time, Zhang He really just walked around the periphery of Shushan.
Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff is the little prince of the beast in Shushan, so, with his order, all the beasts and birds in Shushan took action, but unfortunately, this time, the little prince of the beast also failed, because all the beasts and birds did not find any trace of Ani and his party.
The mountains and forests are really the world of the Miao people, and they didn't think about it at all, in fact, Ani had already led people to sneak into Zhang He, who was inside the Shushan Holy Land, and couldn't help but let out a silent sigh.
Ani infiltrated the interior of the Shushan Holy Land, and Shushan also reacted to the matter.
Shu Shan really began to investigate the matter, but Shu Shan did not send the masters of the Yuan Infant Stage to search for it with great fanfare, but sent a large number of disciples from the Enlightenment Period, the Fusion Period, the Heartbeat Period and the Jindan Period to infiltrate the secular world and secretly probe the origin of the man in black.
The Molong Special Service Group has never shown its sword to the domestic forces, plus the Molong Special Service Group still doesn't use it, it kills the enemy with it, and it is all killed without leaving a living mouth, and afterwards, all the Molong Special Service Group that has shown up will die without exception, so it is not difficult to understand that Shushan, who is mostly working behind closed doors, does not know the existence of the Molong Special Service Group.
A large number of Shushan disciples poured out of Shushan and flocked to the secular world from all directions of Shushan, so even if he was just wandering around the periphery of Shushan, Zhang He quickly bumped into the Shushan disciples.
The people of the Holy Land have high pride, such as the two idiots that Zhang He and Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff encountered, they are typical idiots with eyes above the top.
I don't know if I was bullied a lot in Shushan, and I wanted to raise my eyebrows as soon as I came out, or because these two idiots were born to be a pair of sluts, and the idiots actually took the initiative to block Zhang He's way.
Nima, my brother didn't plan to cause trouble, but since you all provoked my brother's head, then don't blame my brother for being polite.
One person and one dog, a waste man with a fat big dog, this combination is really difficult for people to be vigilant, and it is difficult for people to look down on it, so this pair of idiots is naturally also a posture with eyes above the top, "Boy, what are you doing in my Shushan?" ”
I'm rubbing, are you cultivating to the point where your brain is dead? Or was he brain-dead from being beaten? Brother is just an ordinary person, how can he know the existence of Shushan? Under the practice of constantly pretending to be X in recent times, Zhang He's acting skills have bid farewell to the initial jerkiness, and they can already be compared to the Oscar winner.
With the appearance of these two idiots dressed in long robes who looked like they were filming costume films in the secular world, Zhang He immediately became vigilant, and immediately subconsciously took a step back, and asked with a puzzled face, "Shushan?" When did this place become Shushan? This is obviously Qionglai Mountain, okay? ”
I have to say that once some people are stupid, they are really hopeless, just like these two idiots in front of them.
"What Qionglai Mountain, boy, this is obviously Shu Mountain." An idiot said straightforwardly.
Okay, you won, but my brother finally understands now, it turns out that you are not brain-dead, nor have you been beaten stupid, but you have never read a book and have not studied Chinese geography.
Nima, it's terrible to be uneducated, Zhang He couldn't help but think a little jokingly, but then he couldn't help but say weakly, "Shushan, do you think you're making a movie?" ”
Although Zhang He's attitude was very weak, the two idiots of Shushan immediately became angry, "Boy, you dare not believe us, you are angry with me, boy, you wait for me, Lao Tzu will let you see how powerful Shushan is." ”
I rub, this is okay? This can't be rabies, right? Zhang He found out for the first time that it was also quite interesting to tease such an uneducated idiot.
Just when Zhang He was holding back a smile hard, these two idiots actually began to show their cultivation to themselves, "ordinary people".
Fireball! I rubbed it, it turned out to be just a small role in the fusion period, although Zhang He has no divine sense and can't see other people's cultivation, but as long as the other party makes a move, Zhang He can immediately see his cultivation from the fluctuations of the true yuan.
Nima, a small role in the fusion period, is not enough for this dog to bite, and he actually showed off in front of his brother? But what made Zhang He speechless was that the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, who could clearly feel his thoughts, was enraged.
"Little one, are you the dog?" At the same time as the rumors, the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff bit Zhang He's ass mercilessly.
I rub, this is okay? Although the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff obviously didn't try his best, it was not so much a bite as a demonstration, but Zhang He still couldn't help but feel speechless for a while.
I'm rubbing, brother is still going to run in with you, put on a little more good show of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and strive to make us the strongest pretend combination? But you kid is good, except for bad things, you know bad things.
Fortunately, although Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff was very dissatisfied with Zhang He calling him a dog, he seemed to be very interested in pretending to be a person, so when Zhang He's mind was turning, Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff decisively gave up biting Zhang He's buttocks, and then seriously cooperated with Zhang He's plan to pretend to be bi.
"Wangwang." Before Zhang He could speak, the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff screamed at the idiot who was playing with fire.
And Zhang He also cooperated well with the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, "yes, it turns out that you are a magician?" I like to watch magic tricks the most, what else will you do magic? Hurry up and show me, okay? ”
Looking at Zhang He, who had no knowledge, but his face was full of admiration, although the idiot in Shushan was very helpless, he also enjoyed Zhang He's worship, so while he was happy, the idiot was also immediately hostile, "Boy, this is not magic, but magic, spell, you know?" The Shushan idiot couldn't help but say proudly.
Zhang He didn't speak, but just shook his head with a confused face.
Looking at Zhang He, who was full of confusion, the idiot couldn't help but feel a strong sense of superiority.
I really don't know, a dirt bun, hum. However, in order to satisfy his strong vanity, the idiot immediately and decisively cast a wind control spell and slid into the air at a height of three meters.
Nima, the Wind Resisting Technique was performed by you like this bird, and you really deserve to be the best in the waste materials, but Zhang He immediately appeared with a look of admiration on his face, "Wow, martial arts master, it turns out that you are a martial arts master, big brother, no, master, please accept me as an apprentice." ”
Zhang He's worship made the idiot of Shushan find an unparalleled sense of achievement, at least, in Shushan, he has never experienced this kind of superior sense of accomplishment in this level of waste materials, because he has always been a stepping stone that has been stepped on and stepped on.
Although the idiot in Shushan knew very well that he was not qualified to accept apprentices, nor could he accept apprentices without authorization, Zhang He's strong admiration still made him involuntarily like this kid, so, after a slight groan, the idiot said triumphantly, "Boy, don't rush to apprentice first, because I don't know what your talent is, and whether you are qualified to be my disciple, but in view of the fact that you are barely clever, the master will reluctantly accept you as a junior brother." ”
Although Zhang He wanted to spit on his face, his face instantly appeared full of excitement, "Great, boss, from today on, you will be my boss." ”
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According to Zhang He's idea, he originally wanted to directly beat these two idiots to death, or directly send a dog to bite these two idiots to death, but in view of the fact that this idiot was really an idiot and almost didn't waste much of his tongue, he got a lot of useful information out of his mouth, so Zhang He decided to let him go and let him continue to be a pawn for him to help him find out the news.
Moreover, the most important thing is that if it is operated properly, it is difficult to say that he can still use the power of this idiot to integrate into the circle of Shushan, after all, there are enough disciples sent by Shushan this time, and he definitely has a lot of opportunities to contact more Shushan disciples.
This idiot is undoubtedly an excellent springboard, a springboard for integrating yourself into Shushan.
Of course, in order to better integrate into the circle of Shushan and listen to more useful news, it is necessary to continue to pretend to be bi, and it seems that although the guy Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff is a little brainless, he also likes to pretend to be bi.
Interest is the best teacher, Zhang He believes that under the leadership of his words and deeds, Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff will soon become a real master of pretending.
The combination of two pretending to be bi masters, and both of them are a combination of pretending bi masters with unparalleled innate advantages, will definitely become the strongest pretending bi combination in history.
It's just that before Zhang He could finish thinking about it, he was dissatisfied with Zhang He and said that he was a brainless moon silver mastiff, so he bit his ass again.
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