Chapter 1401 Help Me Yourself~

Ye Xuefeng looked at the three girls tidying up the tableware and cleaning the table with great interest, and felt quite speechless, Xiao Wu used to be a quiet and well-behaved girl, but she was damaged by Chu Linghan and Qian Huanxue, two "bad friends".]

"Yes, if you don't take me to play and pull it down, then you can fight, I'll go out for a walk and sober up!" Ye Xuefeng pulled up his clothes and said with a dry smile.

"No, you're not allowed to go anywhere today!" Nangong Wu hurriedly rejected his idea, and snorted: "You drank so much wine today, thinking that Wang Zheng Jiujin and they went to the bar, my heart itched?" Want to join them? Hmph, let's do it, if you drink today, it's a surrender, we don't care about you, you just obediently watch TV on the sidelines! ”

Ye Xuefeng knew that his wife's vinegar was coming up again, in this life, there was really no rush! In desperation, he had to find a disc of the animal world and watch it directly in the sofa.

The three girls excitedly cleaned up the table, washed the dishes and brushed the chopsticks, and then set up the mahjong tiles, Chu Linghan patiently explained the rules to Xiao Wu, and it didn't take long for An Kexin to come back, seeing that the four people in the family were drinking red faces, she couldn't help but be a little speechless, but when she saw that she was really going to play mahjong, she was also very excited.

Ye Xuefeng was really a little crying and laughing, looking at the four girls, grandma's, just got together a table of mahjong and played.

However, this table of school flowers is really rare in the world, all of them are the beauties of beauties, the best of the best, and all of them are wonderful, not the same, which makes Ye Xuefeng a little dazzled, and even the animal world that he usually likes to see is not interesting, and his eyes peek over there from time to time.

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Thirsty after drinking, Ye Xuefeng got up and flipped through the refrigerator but saw that there were no drinks, so he simply went out and bought a lot of cold drinks and snacks, which immediately caused the three girls who were also burned by liquor to cheer, Ye Xuefeng was too lazy to watch TV anymore, and after pouring two bottles of cold water, he moved a stool and sat on the edge of Nangong Wu to take a look.

At this time, Nangong Dance was completely different from usual, although he didn't take off his clothes, but because he drank a lot of wine, his crystal and delicate skin seemed to be smeared with a slight ruddy.

She drew a draw card, but she frowned slightly, not knowing which one to play, just wanted to ignore the three seven twenty-one, pick up one and play, but Ye Xuefeng said: "Play the third card on the right." ”

Nangong Wu thought for a while, what Ye Xuefeng said was also right, the one in the beater's hand could only listen to one card, and the one that Ye Xuefeng said could listen to three cards, so he quickly pulled out the 30,000 cards and played out.

It was rare for her to be in a good mood, she turned around and smiled at Ye Xuefeng, the sexy jade lips, and the eyes of the streamer, Ye Xuefeng's heart fluttered, and she took two deep breaths before secretly thinking, grandma, her resistance to his wife seems to be getting weaker and weaker!

"Ye Xuefeng, Xiao Wu is playing cards, what do you want to do to join in the fun?" Qian Huanxue said dissatisfiedly, just when she said that she wanted to draw cards, An Kexin, who was at home, chuckled: "I'm sorry, 30,000 I'm nonsense!" ”

The little good mood that Nangong Wu had just accumulated for Ye Xuefeng suddenly dissipated, Mei Jing looked back and glared, and said angrily: "Ye Xuefeng, it's all your fault for your blind command!" ”

Ye Xuefeng touched his nose and laughed dryly: "Mistake, mistake!" Didn't I just sit down, and I didn't deduce Xiao Xin's draw, and the next hand will definitely not be wrong. ”

I don't know if the luck of mahjong novices is generally very strong, Nangong Dance is a novice who can't even grasp the cards, only after drawing three cards, it is very magical to listen to the cards, and it is four cards when you listen to it, Chu Linghan quickly played a nine, Nangong Dance is like the vast majority of novices, when he is ready to win when he looks happy, however, the white jade hand was caught by Ye Xuefeng's hand, and the guy smiled evilly: "What are you?" Of course, this kind of card has to be touched by itself, and I have a strong hunch that if I can touch it, it must be self-touched. ”

Speaking, before Nangong Wu could say anything, he quickly grabbed the card back, pointed to the card and touched the face of the card while his eyebrows flew and shouted: "Self-touch, self-touch, self-~touch~"

The lewd voice made the four girls at the scene blush, and Qian Huanxue was really a little blind, so she simply snorted coldly: "Ye Xuefeng, have you finished touching yourself?" It's time to come out, right? ”

Most of these people on the scene are more or less girls with some experience. Qian Huanxue's pun, they understood it after a little pondering, for a while, An Kexin and Nangong Wu, who were the most tender-skinned, both lowered their heads, their faces were hot, Chu Linghan was a little better, and glanced at Ye Xuefeng with a chuckle.

"Yo, I almost figured it out." Ye Xuefeng's face was so thick-skinned, where would he be ashamed of such a level of words, and said with a regretful face: "It seems that you have to work harder in the next round." "Threw that card away.

There are still outsiders present, Nangong Wu really couldn't listen to it, and turned around and said angrily: "Ye Xuefeng, don't want you to do that next, I'll touch it myself." ”

"Xiao Wu, you can touch it if you want, it's yours anyway, you can touch it however you want." Ye Xuefeng's face was as devotive as dedication, but his eyes swept around on the little crystal jade hand. The tone and eyes made Nangong Wu even think about it, but he didn't want to, but he was guided by him to think about it. He was so ashamed that he couldn't throw the mahjong tiles on his head. If the words are good, when they come out of his mouth, there is a smell of obscenity no matter how you listen to it.

Soon it was Nangong Wu's turn again, and when he was about to touch the cards, he heard Ye Xuefeng say very seriously: "I have a very strong premonition, I can only touch this card by touching it, and you will never touch it yourself." ”

Where would Nangong Wu believe his nonsense, he touched the card back and took a look, it was a blank slate, and after throwing the card out in disappointment, he glared at Ye Xuefeng angrily: "It's all your crow's mouth!" ”

"Hey, I said you have a hunch and you don't believe it? Who is to blame? Ye Xuefeng looked unmoved, shrugged his shoulders, and explained seriously: "Don't believe in evil, touch the card, pay attention to faith." The road is a little shallower, because the belief is insufficient, so when you draw the cards, you have to shout a few times 'self-touch', so that the faith is sufficient. ”

While speaking, the two cards were played, and it was Chu Linghan's turn, only to see her wink at Ye Xuefeng with a slight chuckle: "Brother Feng, you just yelled to increase your faith, right?" I've got a draw too, why don't you touch it for me? The last sentence was said very softly and swayingly.

Ye Xuefeng secretly praised, Xiaohan is still a bad girl, dare to joke with herself about this kind of thing...... He was full of wine, and his hands were just itchy, of course he would not refuse, after glancing at the cards that Xiao Han listened to, Ye Xuefeng lifted his sleeves and touched the cards back, and shouted with a solemn expression: "Self-touch, self-touch, self-~touch~"

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