Chapter 265: My Master is a Myth, Getting the Peerless Elegance of Suzhou and Hangzhou
Sanqimen is regarded as the three strange flowers in the school of traditional Chinese medicine.
This "wonderful" is a compliment. Treasure Island's acupuncture is the pinnacle of surgery in Chinese medicine; The witch medicine of Shennu Peak was feared by everyone a hundred years ago, and after Western medicine was introduced to China, everyone understood that witch medicine was originally the local psychological medicine in China; And Butterfly Valley's research in drugs is difficult for the world to match......
It can be said that the medical skills of Sanqimen have unpredictable opportunities and supernatural abilities, which make people in the eight major medical schools who understand the inside story yearn for it.
In a derogatory sense, the style of these three maverick sects can only be described by the word "wonderful".
"Treasure Island, the three monsters, real gold makes knives and silver needles white, and the girl is not external to the inside, giving birth to geniuses and freaks." Rich and capricious Treasure Island, gold knives and silver needles are made of real money, which is the first blame.
The second strange thing is that Treasure Island is closed and locked on the island, men do not marry outside, women do not marry outside, and the people on the whole island are in-laws of the same big family; The second monster resulted in the third monster, but the freaks were all killed by the silver needle, so the people on Treasure Island were geniuses.
In addition to looking for true love, this is the reason why Su Hangqiao ran away.
Compared to Treasure Island, the people of Goddess Peak are no better. It is said that most of the goddesses are women, or a group of extreme feminists, and the popular saying is that they are plain women and female nerves. The few men, who were low-status temporary workers, lived on the upper floors of a filthy pigsty - simply put, the Goddess Peak was a daughter country.
There is no daughter river under the goddess peak, so what can I do if the inheritance is swollen? So the newly adult disciple will go out to experience, looking for the best genetic combination, and after a one-night stand, he will fly away, return to the Goddess Peak to give birth to a daughter, and become the next generation of disciples.
As for giving birth to a boy or a girl, the legend of the goddess has a secret technique that can be controlled. Yan Xiaoyi's two unreliable masters, Zhang Busan and Li Busi, wanted to steal this secret recipe, and were chased and killed by Wu Qiqi for most of Yudong.
In contrast, Butterfly Valley, known as the "Valley of the Wicked", can be regarded as a normal person. There are everyone in Butterfly Valley, and the jealous and hateful rivers and lakes are strong, such as Sun Erniang, the mother of butterfly mushrooms; Jiangyang thieves who wash their hands in a golden basin, such as Uncle Liu, who looks like a crop man; cynical and erudite literati, such as Aunt Jiang, Yunkai's enlightenment teacher......
Regardless of the origin of the gods and horses, as long as they are not traitors and evil people, they can go to the Butterfly Valley to seek refuge, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha, because the tradition of the Butterfly Valley is that no one wants to come to the door to provoke, and no one dares to provoke the pervasive poison technique, and over time, the Butterfly Valley has become the Valley of the Wicked in the eyes of the people of the dark rivers and lakes.
It is very difficult for people with radical personalities to become friends with each other - this is true from person to person, and from sect to sect.
Even if there is some tacit understanding in the unanimous external world, but behind closed doors to engage in the matter of fighting in the nest, the Chinese people have always been very good at it, and the three schools are also happy to do it, and each generation of descendants wants to divide the superiority, which later evolved into a 20-year martial arts and medical exchange conference, which has been followed for hundreds of years.
On this early summer night, Sanqimen held a meeting of the new exchange conference on the wall of Tongyuan Gate in Chongqing, Yunkai, Subei and Wu Qiqi, standing separately in a triangle, wary of each other, eyeing each other.
The golden knife of northern Jiangsu is as fast as lightning.
Yunkai's poison technique is invisible and invisible.
Wu Qiqi's witchcraft is an elusive spiritual attack, which can kill people in dreams, and no one is sure that they can protect themselves while lying on each other's side.
Wu Qiqi's eyes as deep as the starry sky turned around on the faces of Yunkai and Subei, and when he saw the parrot bracelet that was restrained by Subei, he understood without reading minds, and gloated: "Senior Brother Subei, Brother Yunkai, little sister, I will watch from the wall, so I won't get involved in the matter between you, you ...... Just as if I didn't exist! β
Wu Qiqi simply sat down on the battlements, smiling like a flower knocking melon seeds, two white calves dangling in the air, and a pair of extras moving a small bench to watch the play.
"When you don't exist?" Yun Kai, who understood her nature, couldn't help but pout. Whoever wants to believe in this scourge will be sold by her and count the money for her, the little witch seems to sit in a relaxed position, but in fact is ready to run away at any time, of course, it is more likely to take advantage of the fire to rob.
A bad feeling rose in his heart. The ghost is not gone, why did the little witch come to Chongqing?
But at the moment, the bracelet is still in Su Bei's hands, and it is not the time to be serious with her. The female nerve is not easy to deal with, but the golden knife Subei is even more difficult to deal with, and there is obvious hostility, which is really inexplicably wonderful.
Suzhou and Hangzhou, northern Jiangsu, isn't this the family of a stingy girl?
Could it be that the other party came to interview and inspect his prospective son-in-law on behalf of the family? If you say it, the stingy girl is ready to take him to meet his parents, but isn't my brother ready to do it?
It's greasy, it's definitely greasy. If it's an interview sent by his mother-in-law, why do you want to kidnap his pet bird? What's that, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, Su Bei actually bullied his bird, the uncle can bear it, and the aunt can't bear it!
Yun Kai couldn't figure out the intentions of others, so he had to look at the face of the stingy girl, barely held back the unhappiness of being bullied, and arched his hand and asked: "Senior brother Subei, junior brother Butterfly Valley Yunkai." Are you a ...... from Suzhou and Hangzhou? β
This time it was Subei's turn to answer. It is true that he is Su Hang's nominal fiancΓ©, but he is her distant cousin in blood, so he can't talk about it.
On the one hand, the tradition of Treasure Island has always been criticized, especially the Goddess Peak and Butterfly Valley, who know some inside information, and it is not a day or two to talk about this, even within Treasure Island, there are many opposing voices.
On the other hand, Su Hang himself did not admit this family business at all. With Su Bei's understanding of her, if he dares to tell Yunkai the facts, he will definitely turn his face with him, and don't even think about marrying her.
Therefore, this matter has to be solved by other means. After Su Bei had an idea, he suppressed the jealousy and anger in his heart, and replied coldly: "I am Su Hang's cousin!" β
"Dwarf oil, it turns out that Senior Brother Subei is the cousin that Su Hang often mentions!"
Yunkai hit the snake with the stick, and said with a mouth full of nonsense as if affectionately: "Cousin North, it's rare that you have come to Yudu, or I will be the east, how about going to the riverside to drink two cups for you?" I know there's a nice riverside bar, it's owned by people from the dark rivers and lakes......"
The "North Cousin" in his mouth was vague and sounded more like "Despicable Brother". As for Su Hang's mention of his cousin, it was purely false, and it was completely made up by stingy Qiyun for the sake of being close to Su Hangtao.
"Cousin? I'm not your cousin, you don't have to be close to me! Su Bei's face was pale, and he was angry.
"Uh-" Yun Kai rubbed his earlobe awkwardly and said curtly, "What, Bei...... Senior brother, this should be the first time we have met, why do you have a deep prejudice against me? β
Su Bei squinted his eyes and said, "You want to know the reason?" β
"Of course. Although our three strange sects look down on each other, they all belong to the same vein of medical Taoism. β
Yun Kai rubbed his earlobes and said, "What's more, you are Su Hang's cousin, maybe you will still be a family in the future, don't you look down and look up?" β
This is quite explicit. Su Bei is not a fool, the more he listens to it, the more it is not a taste, there is bitterness in his stomach and he can't say it, he took a deep breath and sneered: "Okay, I'll tell you directly."
"Suzhou and Hangzhou are the descendants of the silver needle of Treasure Island, it is impossible to marry an inexplicable outsider, let alone marry you Butterfly Valley, don't be a toad who wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking!
"I came to Yudu this time to warn you on behalf of Treasure Island, please stay away from her in the future. If you insist on going your own way, and thus lead to a conflict between the two factions of Treasure Island and Butterfly Valley, you will bear all the consequences! β
Su Bei said in his mouth, with a golden light flashing in his palm, and he looked good if he didn't agree with him.
Yun Kai had 10,000 divine beasts rushing through in his mind. Let me rub it, you Treasure Island, your Treasure Island, is your Treasure Island amazing? Brother has endured you for a long time, if it weren't for the sake of the stingy girl's face, you wouldn't know your mother until you beat it!
Nima is in the age of a god, and he is still like a bloody Korean drama watched by a willow pervert, playing the life stick of his parents to beat mandarin ducks?
Brother and Su Hangmei are in love freely, Lala kisses the little mouth with a small hand, in the words of the spicy man, it's about you as a cousin. Provoked the anxious brother, drugged the stingy girl, by the way, made people for your Treasure Island, do you believe it or not?
"Let go of the bracelet!"
Yun Kai finally couldn't hold it back, and said coldly: "The matter between me and Su Hang, you don't count. Since Senior Brother Bei's hands are itchy, I will accompany him! β
"Good! Fight when you say it, this is the style of Sanqimen. Su Bei waved his hand to let go of the bracelet and sneered disdainfully: "Don't worry, I won't kill you." But if you lose, get out of the way of Su Hang! β
"Hey, I'm going to get out of the wayβroll the sheets."
Yun Kai replied unceremoniously: "Senior Brother Bei, I might as well tell you directly, no matter your attitude towards the Treasure Island gods, I will decide on Suzhou and Hangzhou - then who said it, don't abandon it, don't give up." β
"Don't abandon, don't give up!"
The bracelet had just escaped from the clutches of the devil, flew to the top of the clouds, praised coquettishly, and sang its self-adapted "Where Are You Going", "My master is a myth, and he has mastered the peerless elegance of Suzhou and Hangzhou." If she strips naked one day, I can take you to the pop ...... too."
"Hahaha...... Bracelet, sister, I'm starting to like you! β
Wu Qiqi on the side slapped his face and smiled and leaned back and forth, with the slightest image of a lady. Oh, no, there is no ladylike image in the first place, even if there is a little bit, it is a temporary pretense to deceive people.
The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear. Yun Kai only vaguely guessed the true meaning of Subei, but Wu Qiqi, a psychology master who had insight into people's hearts, saw everything clearly.
People are difficult to dismantle, and Wu Qiqi will not be demolished if he is killed-it is rare to encounter something funny, and if it is debunked, it is still swollen to watch a play?
"Bracelet, come!" Wu Qiqi couldn't laugh well, hooked his finger on the watch chain and said, "Sister, I ask you to knock melon seeds, by the way, I see your master fighting with Senior Brother Bei, hahaha......"
The watch chain glanced at her vigilantly, and said coldly: "Sister Qiqi, you don't plan to insert a leg?" β
The watch chain is angry and does not lose his life, and Wu Qiqi's smile is instantly frozen.
On the other side, Su Bei's face was also ugly, and he was so angry that his face was red and trembling because of the lyrics of the watch chain's sentence "If she strips naked one day, I can also take you to pop and pop", and he always feels that his head is emitting a faint green light.
Treasure Island's golden knife Su Bei, couldn't pull down his face to see like a beast, he only regretted that he didn't give it more hardship just now, pointed at Yunkai and shouted hatefully: "Shoot, I promise not to kill you!" β
"The hero sees the same thing, and it just so happens that I think so too!"
Yun Kai jumped up, streaking a shining white shadow across the night sky.