At this time, I saw Xiao Jiang appear, and as soon as he appeared in a "skirt", he stretched out his hand in a girly voice, blocking Zhao Benshan, who had a circle of vegetables hanging around his neck, and said in a thick nasal voice:

"I'm sorry uncle, we are a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products. 【No pop-up novel network】樂文novel|"

Xiao Jiang's girly Shaanxi Mandarin made several audience members laugh, but seeing Hou Fei next to him staring at them with big eyes and eager to swallow them, he quickly put away his smile and sat upright.

Hold your ...... Hold your ...... Don't laugh, but don't offend this grudge-loving Hou Dao.

On the stage, Zhao Benshan glanced at him and said, "I said...... Girl, this meal is very important. ”

Xiao Jiang rolled his eyes: "Well~ Who do you call a girl, people are pure masters~"

At this moment, several female audience members in the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud, and some people laughed and patted their thighs.

And more male viewers were under the pressure of Hou Fei and tried their best to hold back their laughter, but looking from the back row, they could see that the shoulders of many desperately depressed people were trembling slightly, obviously secretly laughing.

Zhao Benshan on the stage pointed to Xiao Jiang's "skirt" and said in surprise: "That...... Why are you dressed like this...... How do you wear a dress? ”

Xiao Jiang glanced at him: "This is packaged in our Scottish style, besides, it's not a skirt, it's not cropped pants, you see, do you have legs?" ”

Saying that, Xiao Jiang stretched out his hand and picked up his "skirt" very indecently with exaggerated movements, and the audience saw that the "skirt" he was wearing was a big pants.

Xiao Jiang immediately shyly clamped his legs: "...... Alas, I'm in a hurry to wear and run off, alas, mom, I said there is no gear on the aisle~"

As soon as this burden was thrown, the scene burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha~!"

"Hey~"

"Oops, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"This guy is a living treasure~"

At this moment, the employees of CCTV couldn't hold back their thoughts, and many people laughed so much that their saliva sprayed on the people in front of them.

Hou Fei suddenly looked anxious, tmd, why do you people give me so much face!? I still want to mix it up!

But no matter how much he stared, those people couldn't stop laughing.

On the stage, Zhao Benshan and Xiao Jiang continued to play treasure.

Zhao Benshan: "It's not bad money, it's rich~ give!" As he spoke, he handed out 100 pieces boldly.

Xiao Jiang was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Zhao Benshan looked bold: "Tip." ”

Xiao Jiang took the money ecstatically: "Oh mom, uncle, you are so bright, you are so handsome!"

Zhao Benshan: "Give 100 yuan, it's handsome, let me tell you, it's not for nothing, the guests will arrive in a while, you must give me enough face, understand?" When I get to order, you'll have to carry it for me. ”

Xiao Jiang's face was full of suspicion: "What's wrong?" ”

Zhao Benshan said very implicitly: "I have given face again, but you can't spend too hard, if I order expensive dishes......"

In the laughter of the audience, Xiao Jiang suddenly blinked: I'll just say...... Nope!

Zhao Benshan: Oh mom, you're too good, come on...... Come, come...... Give you another 30!

The audience was immediately amused by the conversation between the two people, and the laughter continued, this Zhao Benshan was too picky.

Zhao Benshan said again: "My daughter is hungry, come to a bowl of noodles!" ”

Xiao Jiang snorted again: "Well, 78 is a bowl." ”

Zhao Benshan was shocked: "What noodles, so expensive?" ”

Xiao Jiang squeezed his eyebrows and emphasized: "Scotland makes lo mein!" ”

Some viewers already laughed so hard that they couldn't stand it: "Hahaha. ”

And Zhao Chunfang, who was originally nervous in the background, was already laughing and trembling.

Even the actors who were rehearsing were attracted by the laughter again and again, and they all stood behind the cracks behind the scenes, looking at Zhao Benshan and Xiaojiang in front of the stage.

Zhao Benshan asked Xiao Jiang with a panicked face: "This ...... Isn't it expensive to marinade? ”

Xiao Jiang: "Don't want money~"

Zhao Benshan was immediately relieved, and waved his hand boldly: "Then you have a bowl of marinade, taste the salty first~"

"Hahaha!" Hahahaha~! ”

The audience was filled with laughter.

The audience, Zhao Chunfang behind the curtain, Lao Lei, and even the actors who rehearsed were so happy.

Only the front-row CCTV leader and chief director Chen Jiafei can still stay calm, but if you look closely, several of them are also desperately clenching their fists and thighs, desperately restraining to maintain "leadership style." ”

Hou Fei's face changed, and it was only 2 minutes into the first minute, and the audience laughed more times than in the entire "Torchbearer", and the group of planners in the language group were silent, because they didn't know what to say.

Just in the previous paragraph, the excitement of this work has greatly exceeded all the sketch shows of this year.

And the next sketch was full of baggage, and the "hahaha" sound in the audience kept laughing, and the CCTV leaders in the front row were still able to collapse at the beginning, but they couldn't stop laughing in the back.

Xiao Shenyang said: "What I mean, people can't take money too seriously, money is something outside the body, do you know what the most painful thing for people is?" People die, money is gone. ”

Zhao Benshan glared and said, "Do you know what is the most painful thing in this life?" It's people who live, and the money is gone. When this burden was over, I couldn't hold back my laughter.

When Mao Mao raised his voice and sang "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", the stage cheered amazingly, and when Xiao Jiang lit up the Qin dialect, the audience was even more amazed and applauded.

At this moment, even Director Tang and Chen Jianfei were pleasantly surprised, these two talent shows in this sketch have made this show go up a notch!

As soon as the sketch ended, the audience burst into long-lasting applause.

The audience is already frying!

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh my God, this skit is so funny that I can't do it."

"Who said that Gu Xiaofan couldn't write a sketchbook?"

"No hahaha! My stomach hurts so much when I laugh, it's so funny! This is called Xiaojiang, where did Gu Xiaofan find the best, and Zhao Benshan is also pleasing people. ”

"This is more exciting than Fan Wei's 'selling abduction' last time, these two people have cooperated with God, one burden after another."

"Have you found out, this sketch book compiled by Gu Xiaofan this time is different from the past, the wonderful places are all on that Xiao Jiang's body, and Zhao Benshan is a supporting role."

"Yes, that's why I feel a sense of surprise, what is the origin of this Xiao Jiang, not only acting well, but also singing well."

The applause rang out for more than a minute, and everyone was still clapping, and they couldn't stop at all!

This kind of scene, this kind of enthusiastic response from the audience, Xiao Jiang was stunned on the field, a little unexpected, these are all applause for me?

When Gu Xiaofan arranged this sketch for himself, although he also thought that this sketch was good and funny, he didn't expect it to be popular with the audience, you must know that this is not an ordinary tourist who came to their Daqin Village to travel, and the audience is full of well-informed CCTV employees.

"Good!"

"Mr. Zhao acted beautifully~"

"Xiao Jiang is so funny!"

Cool! It's so enjoyable!

Xiao Jiang was also excited, he had never felt so excited when he performed the harlequin of Qin Yan on the small stage before.

Whether it is a small stage in Daqin Village, or a performance in those counties and cities, it is a small occasion, and every time it is performed, the people in the audience are looking at their watches and looking forward to ending it quickly.

This made Xiao Jiang lose more and more interest in acting, feeling that he was not good and had no talent for stage performance at all.

But today, Xiao Jiang has finally found his stage, he can amuse the audience, or he can sing two sentences of Qin to make everyone applaud, this is the first time he feels the excitement and pleasure of facing the audience.

It turns out that I can be so loved by everyone!

Xiao Jiang, who came from a small mountain village, couldn't help himself, and his tears couldn't help but come down, and he actually cried on stage: "Thank you~Thank you~Thank you~"

Zhao Benshan hurriedly pulled him up and dragged him backstage, but Xiao Jiang still desperately cried to the audience: "I love you~Thank you~"

But just like that, everyone thought he was playing a treasure, and the hall below laughed, thinking that this guy was so funny for his curtain call~~

This scene made the people in the background laugh.

At this time, Hou Fei's whole body was trembling, and his face was full of panic......