Chapter 273: Magical Mustache
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In the suburbs of the provincial capital, the Fourth Hospital of S Province and one of the largest psychiatric hospitals in China is located here. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
According to Uncle Qiao's information, Mrs. Hui Ci and Lin Zhaoyi have been transferred here and placed under house arrest.
At the entrance of the hospital, a dilapidated minibus drove slowly.
"What the hell, come here and register!" A man in his fifties or sixties with a black face in the porter shouted from afar.
The voice is really loud, in the end, it is a mental hospital, and people are weird.
Muttering, a little fat man in a one-piece overalls jumped out of the car.
"Hey, big brother, I delivered food to the courtyard, Lao Liu had diarrhea today, and our brothers sent it for him."
The little fat man handed over two small melons, took them unceremoniously with a black face, and stared at the cucumbers that the little fat man was eating in his hand.
"Boy," the little fat man laughed, turned around and shouted into the car, raised half of the cucumber in his hand, and the kung fu boy jumped down and handed over a bundle of tender cucumbers.
"Let's go in," the black face took it, and with a wave of his big hand, the automatic door opened, and the minibus creaked in.
This mental hospital is not ordinarily large, and a mountain is enclosed in it.
"I said, you can get a better car too," Li Junfei and Uncle Qiao got through the vegetable basket in the back compartment. Zhu Tingting stayed outside, and a few of them mixed in, waiting for an opportunity to rescue Lin Zhaoyi and the others.
Sammo Hung said: "Be content, it's good to have this car." You think it's in the movie, you can get a car wherever you go. To tell you the truth, I bought it from the thrift market for 3,000 yuan. ”
Poof, a few people almost spurted blood, and they got it from the thrift market, and they were still able to drive here.
"Uncle Qiao, the company has to reimburse me." Sammo Hung wrinkled the steering wheel and turned around.
"Okay. . . Good.. "Uncle Qiao is really helpless.
What are you afraid of, just said that it was not bad, the minibus slammed loudly, crooked a few times, and stopped.
"Got a flat tire." Kung Fu Kid and Li Junfei said in unison.
"No, it won't..." Sammo Hung muttered. A few people got out of the car to take a look, but it wasn't anything, the right front wheel was deflated, not a flat tire.
I was dumbfounded, although I entered the door, the entire hospital was so big, and there was still some distance from the ward where Lin Zhaoyi and the two were located, the key was that if there was no car, there would be no cover.
"No way, let's change the spare tire." Sammo Hung spread his hands, and a few people were in a black line, just such a scrapped car, and there was still a spare tire? !
There really is, and several people hurriedly got an old tire off the roof of the car. I was about to replace it, but I was dumbfounded again, the front wheel burst the tire, and the four screws on it were all blown away, and there was no one left.
It's really a strange car, a wonderful hero.
A few people are at a loss, go in on foot, it will definitely be exposed. Uncle Qiao said that the place where Lin Zhaoyi and the others are is the most closely monitored.
"If it doesn't work, I'll go get a car." Sammo Hung sprinkled the surrounding roads, and in the morning, there was not even a single car hair.
"I really didn't expect that there are such stupid people in this world," a voice suddenly came.
A few people looked back, on the high platform on the side of the road, under the big tree, there was a person sitting, this person had a shoehorn face, an old mother's mouth, a black beard on his lips, and round eyes, looking at several people.
"Alas, I really don't know how such a stupid person survived to this day." The mustache shook his head. Several people saw that he was wearing a hospital gown and holding a stuffed duckling in his arms, and they thought that he was mentally ill.
"Dude, you have a way." Sammo Hung said upside down.
"Well, that's easy," said the mustache, pointing to the wheels, "you can remove one screw from each of the other three wheels, and attach them to this wheel, as long as you don't drive it and fly, it's fine." I can't think of it, cut... ”
The mustache said disdainfully.
Yes, a few people suddenly realized that they hurriedly replaced the tires. The minibus roared again, "Hey, man, thank you." Sammo Hung in the cab stuck out his head and waved goodbye to the mustache.
"Don't tell people you know me, I can't afford to lose this person." The mustache hugged the duckling, got up and didn't know where to play again.
After a while, the minibus arrived at the canteen in the depths of the hospital, hid the car, and a few people quietly dived to the ward inside.
This special ward, in the shade of greenery, is a specially carved area. A high steel wire fence was pulled up around the perimeter, and on both sides of the gate, two tall uniformed security guards were guarding there, and one of them was actually holding a big wolf dog beside him. What's even more strange is that on top of the wire fence, there is still a power grid.
A few people hid behind the bushes and observed for a long time, but they didn't think of a way to get in.
"Is this a hospital or a prison?" Li Junfei said softly.
"It's a special VIP ward." One person said.
A few people were excited, and when they looked back, the mustache was holding the duckling, and they didn't know when they were standing behind them.
Phew, how can this guy appear quietly like a ghost.
“vip? How to pull the power grid. Sammo Hung said.
"Of course, the people who live in it are all rich people, either fighting for property, or fighting for power and profit, framing each other, and those who lose are locked up inside, and the cost of tens of thousands of dollars a month is naturally to be seen to death."
I see. Several people looked at each other, people's hearts are really sinister. This is a soft knife to kill, get a mental certificate, and put the opponent here, what is the difference between sending the opponent here and sending it to prison.
"I didn't expect that selling dog meat on a sheep's head turned out to be a black prison." The kung fu kid said angrily.
"Hey, I can't say that, we're quite comfortable and free outside." Mustache said.
"Are you mentally ill?" Sammo Hung asked.
The mustache glanced at him: "Give you a five-dollar bill and a ten-dollar bill, which one do you choose?" ”
"Ten bucks, of course."
"Now, I'll pick five. Normal people here often test me like this, you say, am I mentally ill? ”
"Oh, that's really... Sammo Hung blinked.
The mustache looked at it and raised his hand, "Hey, let's go back, look at your sneaky appearance, you want to go in and find someone, depending on you, it's no fun." ”
"Yes, let's look for Hui Cihe... Uncle Qiao said busily, and the mustache shook his head, "I don't know... ”
"Ah, let's find an old nun and a very beautiful woman, with long hair and a high nose... Li Junfei said busily.
"Oh, you said the two of them," the mustache understood, and shook his head instead, "The others are not playing, and the two of them are even more useless, so let's go." ”
After beating a few people, the weirdo was gone again.
A few people stared at each other, what to do.
"The old way, turn the tiger away from the mountain." Li Junfei said.
"Okay, who's going to play the psychopath," Sammo Hung asked.
"You." Several people pointed at him and said in unison.
"Ah, why am I again...
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"It's coming, it's coming..." Not long after, Sammo Hung ran over in a panic, wearing a striped hospital gown, and I don't know where the goods were stolen, one size smaller, half of the neck and big belly were exposed.
"See," Li Junfei pointed to the two doormen, "You go over from the right, lead these two guys, and we can slip behind them, and then we can hide behind the pile of flowers, and we can slip all the way through the corner." ”
"Big brother, I'm afraid of dogs... Sammo Hung pleaded.
"It's for you to entangle the dog, go ahead!" A few people were taken by surprise and pushed Sammo Hung out.
With a whoop, the two tall guards turned their heads to look.
"I'm going to eat ice cream, buy me ice cream..." This kid saw the opportunity very quickly, and immediately squinted his mouth and squinted his eyes.
"Get out of here!" One of the guards scolded.
"I don't, I want ice cream... Sammo Hung acted quite similarly, when he was about to get to the front, he suddenly bent over, and the dog pulled by the guard squeaked in fright, withdrew with his tail between his legs, and then barked at Sammo Hung and wanted to pounce.
No matter how fierce the dog is, when a person bends over, it can still scare it.
"Get out of here, don't die." One of the guards shouted angrily, rushing over to fight.
Far from knowing why, Sammo Hung's figure flickered, and the two of them fell to the ground and rolled into a ball.
"I'm going to have ice cream... The kid continued to shout at the top of his voice.
The dog guard rushed over with a rubber roller.
Li Junfei and the others saw the opportunity, and the three of them quickly passed through the door, hid behind the flowers, and squatted and ran inside.
As soon as Sammo Hung saw that the rubber roller was about to fall down, he hurriedly turned over and turned over the guards under him and blocked him.
"What is he doing?" A voice said.
As soon as the dog guard looked up, he saw several mentally ill people, who were standing not far away looking at this side, and the questioning was a guy with a big face, glasses, and long curly hair.
"Don't you see, he's going to beat that fat man to death and feed him to that dog." A mustachioed man holding a duckling toy replied.
"Ah, it's so horrible, it's terrible." Several people with long curly hair said one after another.
"I want ice cream!" Sammo Hung shouted again, it's really like.
The two guards saw so many people watching, it was not easy to do anything.
"Who is that little fat man, it's so pitiful, I'm going to be fed to the dog." Curly asked again.
"He's new, sent by a police officer, saying it's his brother." The mustache seems to know everything.
When the two guards heard this, they didn't dare to move, and hurriedly got up, "Get out of here, fuck, a bunch of psychos." ”
"Alarm clock, what time is it," asked the mustache, turning his head, and a guy next to him whose head was dangling like a clock replied, "Ten twenty." ”
"Hey, let's go, the dean will be handing out apples soon." The mustache shouted to Sammo Hung on the ground.
Sammo Hung climbed and walked with a few neuropaths.
Here, Li Junfei and a few people have already touched in. "Hey, what floor are they?" Li Junfei asked.
"At this time, it should be all in the small garden." Uncle Qiao said, he has already figured out the routine here.
The three of them hurried along the path in front of the building to the small garden, and after walking a few steps, they only heard a loud shout: "Stop!" What the hell! ”
Immediately after that, there was a sharp noise in mid-air, like an alarm.
"It's not good, let's go!" Uncle Qiao said suddenly.
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